Chapter 322 What is Official Action?
Chapter 322 What is Official Action?
"You are the undercover agent sent by Red?"
As soon as the call was connected, the financier started to question him. Fang Zhou was stunned. He was a real banana person, white on the outside and yellow on the inside. He was completely different from an egg person, who was white on the outside and yellow on the inside!
"I……"
Fang Zhou from the Ark wanted to explain but was interrupted by the head of the other organization.
What followed was a violent storm of scolding.
"I don't want to hear your nonsense if you can't resolve this incident. Our organization will reconsider the cooperation plan." After saying that, the person on the other end seemed to have made up his mind and hung up the phone neatly.
What's going on? If you want me to solve it, you have to tell me what it is! Fang Zhou of Fang Zhou suppressed his anger. If it wasn't for making money, who would care about you? ! The Lighthouse Country Organization will sooner or later collapse if there is a traitor like you in charge!
He then ignored the account issue and quickly searched the Internet for the entire story.
Soon, Fangzhou Fang found the latest news about King Guru——
There was no inspiration originally, because he doubled his creation.
"Dagon" and "Portsham Asylum". He had no idea what the first one meant, but the name of the second one sounded exactly the same as the Portsham Horror!
No wonder the financier was angry. Even though the organization was from the Beacon Country, as a banana man, he knew that a large part of the funds came from the UK.
Gu Lu has already stirred up trouble in the UK, and he wants to double it. Do you think this is a happy game of Landlord? He said he would double it.
Do you have to sell this sword today? Fang Zhou of Fangzhou didn't think he was wrong, so he thought it was Gu Lu who was selling the sword.
[You are destroying China's good image abroad, and your actions are bringing shame to the motherland...] Fang Zhou of Fang Zhou wrote a lot of lessons to Gu Lu's father.
[Network problem, please try again later]
"..." The message failed to be sent. It was about 700 to 800 words. Damn it! Fang Zhou of the Ark was a little upset.
The thought that Gu Lu had a background arose again in Fang Zhou Fang Zhou's mind.
"That shouldn't be the case. I remember that Gu Lu was just a child whose parents didn't want him. How could he have any background?" Even though Fang Zhou and Fang Zhou would criticize him for this, he knew the truth very well.
All his operations were banned, but netizens did not let him go.
Because seven or eight influential professors in the circle jointly spoke out, his message area was besieged.
Han Sheng Ji Ying: [Dog is rare, go to hell. So you mean that only foreigners can make up rumors about us, and we can only bear it?]
BIG Juice is great: [Those who can't stand up after kneeling for too long, look at the previous speeches, they are all talking about how perfect the foreign system is and how bad the domestic system is. You bastard, foreign countries are so good, why don't you get out? ]
The Flower Hunter in the Forest: [You have strict standards for Chinese people, but no bottom line for foreigners. This is you.]
Sweet Potato: [This is the first time I want to report someone. You are not a writer at all. You waste air when you are alive and waste land when you die.]
……
Soon, things happened one after another that made Fang Zhou and Fang Zhou even more defenseless.
What can I do if I report it? Fang Zhou's disdainful smile has not yet appeared - [This account violates the Weibo Community Convention. The account has been banned. If you have any questions, please submit a complaint. ]
Damn! How come his job was closed? His hands were shaking a little as he immediately clicked on the complaint website below and clicked the mouse several times.
[The complaint channel is crowded, please try again later]
What kind of rubbish website is this? Fang Zhou immediately called the customer service hotline:
"Why was my account permanently banned? What community convention did I violate? Which one? Tell me."
"I'm sorry sir, we apologize for the inconvenience this may have caused you."
"Don't apologize, just unblock me now."
"Regarding the ban of your account [方舟方周], our customer service cannot do anything about it. You need to make a statement on the website yourself."
"Your website's complaint channel is crowded and I can't get in at all. What can I do? You are such a big platform, can you be more reliable? If not, I will switch to Tencent Weibo."
"Sorry sir, we apologize for the inconvenience. But if the website complaint channel is busy, please wait for a moment."
Fang Zhou Fang Zhou couldn't help it and hung up the phone. If this customer service was useful, it wouldn't be completely useless.
The account cannot be retrieved, there is no way to appeal, and it is useless to log in with a secondary account. I am in a dead end.
I have to call my financial sponsor, and the specific work will have to wait.
But the other party hung up after two rings. When you call again, you will be reminded that the call you dialed cannot be connected at the moment.
Blacklisted?
"Fuck, you look down on me. If I can create this account, I can create another one." Fang Zhou finally broke through his defense, and with a thud, he slammed his fist on the keyboard. The keyboard couldn't withstand such a huge force, and the keycaps fell to the ground one by one, just like his heart.
In the eyes of foreign organizations, these people are just dogs, they will eat bones. Now they have lost their claws and teeth, so why keep them? Dogs have so many choices...
"Who is it?" A call from an unfamiliar local number was picked up by Fang Zhou of the Ark, who was able to get through the defense.
A calm and powerful male voice came from the other end of the line. "Hello, I am a staff member of the Jiankang Writers Association. Are you Mr. Fang Wangwang?"
"Yes, yes. What's the matter?" Fang Zhou Fang Zhou changed his tone.
In real life, he does not have the same boldness as he does on the Internet. Even though he often exaggerates on the Internet, he is ultimately just a writer with a little fame. After much effort, he finally joined the Municipal Writers Association.
"Fang Zhou Fang Zhou, we understand that this is your account, Mr. Fang Wangwang, right?" The staff of the Writers Association asked in a questioning tone, but the tone was very certain. After all, Fang Zhou Fang Zhou often sells books on Weibo, and he didn't hide it.
"Because of your erroneous remarks on the Internet, Mr. Fang Wangwang. According to the Charter of the Jiankang Writers Association, you have violated the charter of the association and hindered the friendly cultural exchanges between China and Britain, and therefore your membership has been revoked." The staff of the Writers Association said this without giving the other party a chance and hung up the phone.
He was fired for making a statement? Fang Zhou and Fang Zhou were dumbfounded.
The phone rang continuously. Just after I hung up, another one rang. However, this time it was not a strange number. It was a person named Fang Zhou who had saved the name. He was an editor at a publishing house.
Answering the phone was the last thing Fang Zhou of the Ark wanted to hear. The editor of the publishing house called to discuss that two of his books contained some pornographic content (descriptions of female bodies) and would be removed from the shelves for rectification.
I would like to add that the word "carcass" has a strong insulting connotation and should not be used indiscriminately in writing. However, the description of women in Fang Zhou's book is indeed insulting.
The scale of the physical book is similar to that of early online literature. The pornographic parts can be read as pornographic books. How can it be taken off the shelves just because of such a small matter?
"Could it be..." Fang Zhou Fang Zhou was shocked, he seemed to know what was going on.
The official has taken action!
That’s right, the seven or eight professors who came out to speak for Gu Lu were not arranged by the national propaganda department.
Professor Chen, the first researcher of "Gu Lu", was simply helping to endorse him. Just think about it, he has invested a lot of energy and done a lot of research. How can he allow Gu Lu to fall from the altar? Absolutely not! Therefore, Professor Chen asked a good friend to help speak for him.
The real move of the propaganda department is to "cancel accounts" both on the Internet and offline.
Fang Zhou of the Ark was great, because he sacrificed only one person, allowing all the banana people who were paid to do things to see clearly the strategic position of Gu Lu...
Since the Global Times characterized Gu Lu’s behavior in the UK as cultural exchange, then he was cultural exchange. How could Gu Lu be a bad boy?
As a good boy, Gu Lu received a message from Director Zhu that the transfer from boarding school to day school had been completed and he only needed to go to exchange his school badge after school.
Who says schools are not efficient?
After hearing the good news, King Gollum felt much better after being affected by that scumbag on the Internet yesterday.
The opening remarks of this English class were very different. In addition to the English textbook, Teacher Xiao also had two rolls of newspapers in his hands.
After the monitor called out and the students and teachers greeted each other, Teacher Xiao looked around the classroom and his eyes finally stopped on Gu Lu.
"We're going to talk about something special before class." Teacher Xiao held up the newspaper. "Who knows what this is?"
Zeng Jie responded very quickly, "I guess it's the newspaper."
Originally, Teacher Xiao was going to ask and answer his own questions, but was interrupted by Zeng Jie. Oh, my Pangu, his tongue is more flexible than his hands.
"Ahem," Teacher Xiao calmed down the students' chuckles, "This English newspaper is the Daily Express. Gu Lu, a student in our class, has two English manuscripts published in the newspaper. They are English novels!"
Wow!
After hearing the "wow" sounds, the students all knew that Gu Lu was very good at writing novels, but they didn't expect that he could write in English.
This is really cool.
A pair of shocked eyes revealed "I didn't expect you to be such a Gu Lu".
"Student Gu Lu, you were very secretive in the monthly exam and only scored 121 points." Teacher Xiao said with a smile, "But you can write a novel of tens of thousands of words in English when you are out there."
Teacher Xiao's family conditions should be good. This can be seen from his daily attire and his ability to get the British Daily Express very quickly.
"Teacher, is there a possibility? I mean it's possible. Teacher Xiao, I wrote it in Chinese and then translated it into English." Gu Lu said.
"Huh? Then why is there no translator's name on it?" Teacher Xiao was surprised. She would think that it was written by a student. On the one hand, there was no translator's name. On the other hand, except for channels that specialize in publishing overseas works, very few newspapers and magazines would hire translators for serialized works. The cost is too high.
That’s right, the translator took the initiative to tell Yao Xiaoju that he only wanted money and didn’t want to leave his name. Maybe he was also worried about being scolded?
"I don't know, maybe it's the habit of British newspapers." Gu Lu responded.
"That's very good too. All the works have been translated into English," said Teacher Xiao.
Indeed, the works were sold to the British.
The shock in the students' eyes did not diminish at all.
In fact, it is the development of the Internet that has expanded the hot news. Just like now, high school students don’t pay much attention to hot news. “Let’s go and look at the English version of Gu Lu’s work to talk about some grammar in our English.” Teacher Xiao copied the first paragraph of "The Haze of Weymouth" on the blackboard.
[During the winter of 1927-28 officials of the Kingdom government made a strange and secret investigation of certain conditions in the ancient Dorset seaport of weymouth. The public first learned of it in February……]
The words in the newspaper are too small; they must be enlarged.
"We haven't learned the word Kingdom, but everyone is familiar with King, which means king." Teacher Xiao said, "Dom is a noun suffix. This suffix represents many meanings, such as identity, status, rule, realm, domain, jurisdiction, etc. For example, newspaperdom is the newspaper industry. So here it represents rule and domain, and the king's domain is the kingdom."
"Of course, in English the word also represents the highest category in the biological sciences classification system."
"We have taken biology classes, so we should know that plants and animals are divided into certain classes and certain orders, which are the highest classifications of plants and animals. However, this meaning is rarely used."
……
Qi Caiwei quietly poked her deskmate with a pen.
"What's the matter?" Gu Lu lowered his head and asked in a voice that only the two of them could hear.
"What are the requirements for being a translator?" Qi Caiwei asked in a low voice.
“I’m not familiar with this either, but you definitely need to take an English proficiency test, and you also need to have a certain understanding of the customs and culture of the UK.” Gu Lu responded in a low voice.
CC said "oh" and listened to the class attentively.
After a while, Zeng Jie couldn't control himself and replied again, so Teacher Xiao just made him stand in the classroom as punishment.
Teacher Xiao rarely loses his temper. In other words, he is very lenient with students. If you want to learn, then learn. If you don't want to learn, then you can do it yourself. Therefore, among the students, he is much more popular than the hot-tempered math teacher "Lu Zhishen" and the serious teacher Gao.
After class, the students rushed to the cafeteria. At the beginning of the school year, the first-year high school students were a little "shy" and not very threatening. But after more than a month of baptism, the first-year high school students have become young people who do not follow martial ethics.
Without losing speed, King Guru was one of the first to get his meal in the cafeteria.
Instead of going home in the afternoon, he went directly to the club office and started writing at noon. He was not kidding, he wanted to finish "Dagon" and "Portsham Asylum" as soon as possible.
Dagon did not change his name, and Portsham Asylum was originally called The Thing Beyond the Gate.
There are five classic short stories of Cthulhu by Aishouyi, namely: The Thing Outside the Door, The Rat in the Wall, The Color of the Stars, The Whisper in Darkness, and At the Mountains of Madness. There was also a novel called The Stranger, but this short story is Aishouyi's tribute to Edgar Allan Poe, and its literary quality is recognized as high, but it has nothing to do with Cthulhu.
Look, the opening of What's Outside the Door is eye-catching, "Yes, I did shoot six bullets into my best friend's head, but I still want to use this statement to prove that I did not kill him."
Gu Lu typed quickly, giving up the idea of following the routine. He was scolded by a double standard dog, sorry, he got stressed, and had to bring out one of Cthulhu's masterpieces!
There are two coordinates in the Cthulhu Mythos that are often mentioned, Miskatonic University and Arkham Asylum. The professors and students who like to explore in the work are basically students of Miskatonic University.
To give you a small example, when the University of Michigan went on an Antarctic expedition, they were attacked by unknown creatures; when the University of Michigan went on an Arctic expedition, they were attacked by unknown creatures; when the University of Michigan went to Burma for archaeological research, they were attacked by unknown creatures, and so on. Do you want to join the University of Michigan?
The University of Michigan has appeared in "The Portsham Horror", and the Chinese dog guarding the gate bit the Son of God to death. Gu Lu once again placed the mental hospital in the small town of Weymouth. Are you moved?
And the "considerate" Gu Lu also affected the small town of Bournemouth, which is the friendship city of Weymouth...
"The works of Master Ai Shouyi are really famous in the West. They directly influenced the Batman series and created the Arkham plot." Gu Lu had previously learned that because the writer Ai Shouyi did not exist in this world, the DC in the parallel world lacked a lot of fun.
I spent two hours at the office and wrote nearly 10,000 words. I will work harder today and tomorrow to get British readers to read it sooner.
This can't happen again for a third time. Gu Lu estimated that the reporters from The Sun and Weymouth's town hall should have been discouraged.
After school in the afternoon, Gu Lu and his sister came to Director Zhu’s office again.
The exchange of school badges went very smoothly.
"Mr. Gu Lu, regarding the refund, we cannot return the original card, so we will give it to you directly." Director Zhu said.
All the accommodation fees and useless fees charged in the cafeteria were refunded.
Ms. Gu was also happy to be able to live in her own room. She was still in the teacher's office, standing on tiptoe like a bamboo shoot about to emerge from the soil, but she was still enduring it.
Outside the teaching building, the bamboo shoots turned into spirits, and Miss Gu was having a blast.
His feet were off the ground, and in his hand he was swinging the wide blue lanyard of his school badge holder, looking like a helicopter about to take off.
"Be careful, don't fall." Gu Lu reminded from behind.
"Brother, is my school badge the same as yours now?"
The female warrior spread her hands and said, "Quick, quick, take it out and show it to me."
Hearing this, Gu Lu took out his school badge from his pocket.
"Is this the school badge? I've never seen this style before." Gu Jiayu looked at it carefully.
"It must be a brand new style that we haven't seen before." Gu Lu said with a smile.
Gu Jiayu suddenly thought of a possibility, "Brother - the red school badge is not unique to you, right?"
"Keep a low profile," Gu Lu said, "In two days, I'll take you to see the special use of this school badge."
His school badge was "upgraded". Before, it could only be used to buy cheap and delicious food in the cafeteria. After the upgrade, it was given special functions!
"Brother, you are almost as good as the leader of the martial arts world in No. 8 Middle School." Gu Jiayu sighed. From students to teachers, no one failed to give him face.
"You're already in high school, but you're still so immature." Gu Lu said.
"What you said makes sense, but isn't it time for high school students to be in their second year of high school?" Gu Jiayu said.
That’s right. Think about Japanese high school students. They can do everything except studying, and saving the world is even a piece of cake for them.
But King Gulu didn't hear the female warrior's whisper, "Wouldn't our school badges be different this way?"
The two walked towards the new house and arrived home.
Gu Jiayu took out the small amount of money that Director Zhu had just returned and said, "Here is my living expenses."
"I can't afford to support you? I want you to pay for your living expenses? Take it back." Gu Lu said.
"You have to pay to live in school, and there is also food expenses..."
Before the heroine finished her words, she was interrupted. Gu Lu said, "How much money do you need to live in your own home? As for food expenses, I could take you to eat delicious food when we were in the lock area before, and I can still do so now."
"Keep it for yourself. Tell me if it's not enough. I have some family wealth now." Isn't it true? Gu Lu has more than one million in his bank card.
"Really? Is it so good?" The heroine was happy.
"Of course it's true." Gu Lu nodded.
"Well, please save some of it for me. I'm afraid I'll spend the money recklessly. I'll ask you for it when I'm done." Gu Jiayu took over half of it.
This little girl is really sensible, and Gu Lu finally agreed.
I slept very well on the first day of moving into my new home.
It was an ordinary sunny day, an ordinary Thursday working day. Rong Weixin, an ordinary staff member of Wudu Qingtuanzi, followed the usual practice to see what his superiors were thinking.
The newspaper he was holding was the Youth Daily. Friends who often read newspapers should know that the Youth Daily is the newspaper of the Hua Xia Youth League.
Do what you love, Rong Weixin crossed his legs and spread out the newspaper, but unfortunately he lacked a rocking chair.
Front page headline: "National Language Committee: Inheriting dialect culture in practice"
This headline was expected by Rong Weixin, because Wudu Qingtuanzi also received the corresponding promotional task. Although it was just a formality due to the local language situation, it was clear that the Mandarin Committee had put a lot of effort.
All regions responded positively, and the headlines also mentioned the "Call for Essays" submitted by various provinces and municipalities.
Articles from Heilongjiang Province, Shanghai, and Hebei Province were highlighted and cited.
[To protect dialects is to protect the roots of culture. With the acceleration of population mobility and the development of communication media... As Gu Lu, a representative of the Bingcheng Youth League, said in the article "Dialects are the most beautiful language in China", "The beauty of language is nothing more than dialects..."]
Gu Lu? What is it, Gu Lu?
Which Gu Lu is it? Rong Weixin lowered his legs and straightened his back.
No, no, I have to stay calm. I have to stay calm.
Rong Weixin was a calm official, so he turned on his computer. The Youth League in each province and city had its own official website, which would report and publicize.
What if it's just the same name? Gu Lu's name is not unique.
[The Tuanshi Committee actively participated in the National Language Committee's "National Dialect Protection" theme event, and the representatives from Bingcheng were highly recognized!]
When he opened the website and looked at the latest notifications column, Rong Weixin saw the report at a glance.
Click in to see the report details.
That’s right, it’s the famous writer Gu Lu! The website deliberately didn’t mention the author’s place of origin, but “Gu Lu, who has a good relationship with Bingcheng Publishing House, was warmly invited by Wang Jietu, the head of Heilongjiang Youth League…”
It's so obvious. If Rong Weixin remembers correctly, "Flowers for Algernon" was published by the New Youth Publishing House in Bingcheng.
"Oh no!" Rong Weixin suddenly exclaimed.
Everyone in the office looked over.
(End of this chapter)