Chapter 330 This Captain is a Loser
The video comes to our lovely Luna, and Luna looks as annoyed as her mother Kiana.
[Kiana: Hehe, my daughter is just cute. ]
Luna: I have to write a diary again today. How boring! Hmm... let me think about it.
Looking at Luna like this, she doesn't want to write a diary and would rather go out and play.
Luna: Today, I was in Taoyuan with Yingyi and Bulolo. Just like the story my dad told me, we became sworn brothers in Taoyuan. Hehe, I'm the boss!
Luna wrote about her experience today in her diary. She, Shadowy, and Brollo performed the Peach Garden Oath of Brotherhood in Taoyuan according to the captain's story. What made Luna happiest was that she was the eldest among the three of them.
Luna: Then, I went to the park with my grandparents. I don’t know why my grandma was very resistant to me calling her grandma, even though she was obviously grandma! Then, it seemed like nothing happened…
Next, it was Siegfried and Cecilia who took their lovely granddaughter to the park to play. Both of them accompanied Luna and let her swing on the swing. They stood beside her, keeping her company and holding her at the same time. If she accidentally fell, it would probably be very painful.
【Theresa: That, that's Cecilia! 】
【Siegfried: Cecilia! 】
[Kiana: This... Is this what my mother, Cecilia, looks like? ]
But what Luna didn't understand was that Cecilia didn't seem to like her calling her grandma. She was obviously her mother's mother, so what should she call her if not grandma?
Judging from Cecilia's behavior, it is likely that she felt old and ugly when such a cute little guy called her grandma, so she was a little resistant to Luna calling her grandma.
Luna: What if the number of words is not enough? Ah! Oh, by the way, last time my dad taught me to write a diary, I just made up something and wrote whatever came to my mind as long as the number of words was enough. Then I was pulled away by Aunt Fu Hua.
But after Luna finished writing, she looked at her diary and realized that it did not reach the number of words required by the teacher. So she did not finish it and had to continue writing, but Luna no longer knew what to write.
Suddenly, Luna remembered that the captain had taught her how to write a diary, but it was just the kind of diary that was made up and wrote down whatever she thought of.
But Luna remembered that after her father taught her this method, she was knocked unconscious by Aunt Fu Hua who suddenly appeared and opened her skull. Then Fu Hua grabbed one of the captain's legs and dragged him away.
Luna: Speaking of which, my dad is really lame. He fights with mom or aunts every day, and he is always the loser in the end. Every time you see them coming out of the bedroom after a fight, you can see my dad holding on to the wall.
Luna now feels that her father is very weak, because every time she sees her father fighting with Kiana and others, he always loses. So how does Luna know this?
Because every time Luna heard them fighting, when they came out, her mother and aunts were very energetic, but her father always looked exhausted and even had to hold on to the wall to move.
[Theresa: Uh, this... Kiana, don't you guys take care of the children? ]
[Kiana: Huh? What? If he can't beat me in a fight, doesn't that prove that I'm stronger than him?]
[(Honkai Impact 3) Bronya: ...Well, Kiana is right. ]
[Raiden Mei: Kiana, come on, let's go get some fruit. ]
【Kiana: Good! 】
Luna: But my mother is different. My mother is the Herrscher of the End. I don’t know what this is, but it must be very powerful.
Luna thought about her mother's title. Although she didn't know what the Herrscher of the End was, she knew it was a very powerful thing as soon as she heard it.
Luna: She is also a very gentle and virtuous mother. The dishes she cooks are delicious. She also teaches me how to cook. My father always rushes to eat the mother-daughter rice bowl that my mother and I make.
In Luna's diary, Kiana is actually a virtuous wife, and the dishes she cooks are delicious. When did Kaslana learn to cook? Shouldn't making instant noodles be her limit?
Also, not only did Kiana cook, she also asked Luna to join in. The food they made was all purple, and it was almost as if "I am poisonous" was written on it.
What can the captain do? Can he not eat it? Then Luna might be unhappy the next second. If she eats it herself, he feels that Siegfried and Cecilia will definitely make him suffer.
So, our captain had to grab what they made and eat it all before Luna wanted to eat it.
[Captain: Look, I told you, how could I be that kind of person? You guys are just misleading and you blame me.]
【Sora: Haha...】
[Zhe: @Captain, what do you think? Brother, I believe in you. (Huh~ Don’t tell him that I thought the same as Sora and the others at that time)]
【Captain: Good brother! 】
[Siegfried: Um... have you forgotten one thing? That is... in Luna's description, Kiana is not only a virtuous person, but also the food she cooks is very delicious. ]
[Theresa: What? Kaslana came into the kitchen? !]
[Raiden Mei: Well, they are two different worlds. Kiana in that world can cook... that should make sense, right? ]
[(Honkai Impact 3) Himeko: I hope so...]
Luna: I often eat until I lie on the ground unable to move. As a result, I still haven’t tasted the rice bowl that my mother and I made ourselves.
And Luna's next words let us know that the curse that prevents Kaslana from entering the kitchen has always been there.
The captain didn't just eat so much that he couldn't move, he clearly had food poisoning. If the captain was not an ordinary person, he would have gone to the West to seek Buddhist scriptures long ago.
In Luna's eyes, the captain really likes the food they cook. Until now, she has not eaten the food she and her mother cook, but she feels that the food cooked by Kiana and her must be very delicious.
[Theresa: Huh~ As expected, nothing has changed. Kaslana's curse is still there.]
[Captain: No, what’s wrong with Kiana? I’m lying on the ground! Why don’t you send me to the hospital? Also, Kiana should know that the food she cooked is not edible, but she actually taught Luna how to cook! ]
[(Honkai Impact 3) Himeko: Hahahaha…]