Chapter 338 In the pocket

Chapter 338 In the pocket

Chapter 338 In the pocket
The fairy boudoir secrets eavesdropped on and secretly filmed in heaven and earth are combined with past scenes captured by the time-traveling camera.

The dark history of the gods in heaven that Wen Rui knows about is too numerous to list.

You don’t know until you see it, and you’ll be shocked when you see it. The surface of the Heaven is bright and shiny, but in the shadows beneath the gold and powder, there are countless "unspeakable" things hidden.

To be fair, it cannot be said that all the gods in heaven are clean, except for the two white jade dragon pillars standing outside the South Gate of Heaven.

It's not that dirty. There are many "hidden secrets" that are common to ordinary people.

The bad thing is that the Heavenly Rules insist on holding all gods to the standard of moral perfection, and the lower the level of cultivation and the lower the official rank, the stricter the requirements.

Isn't this difficult for an immortal?
The Jade Emperor's butt was still covered in undried yellow mud, and the upper beam was not even straight, yet he insisted that the lower beams could not be crooked at all.

In that case, there will only be policies from the top and countermeasures from the bottom. As long as they are not caught and the case is covered up well enough, every immortal will be a law-abiding immortal.

Especially in the area of ​​worldly desires, which the Jade Emperor hates the most, it is a high-incidence area for cases. Even if not all low-level immortals have extramarital affairs, it is very common for them to have affection for each other and play with ambiguity.

It is not difficult to find evidence against Lu Bi and Zhao Jie. Lu Bi also has a white moonlight.

The female fairy was his junior sister when she was on earth. The two fell in love with each other, became Taoist companions, and loved each other for a hundred years.

The two also promised to stay together for a thousand years, and even if they died and reincarnated, they would be husband and wife again in the next life.

However, Lu Bi accidentally completed his merits and ascended to become an immortal. Because of his special talent in refining equipment, he was noticed by the Heavenly Court and was given an official position.

As a result, the two lovers were separated forever.

However, his Taoist partner refused to give up and practiced hard to make continuous progress. As a result of his hard work, he also ascended to heaven and was also recruited and conferred a title by the Heavenly Court.

I thought I could renew our relationship in Heaven, but I never expected that the Heavenly Rules would not allow it.

For immortals who were Taoist couples before ascending to heaven, the Heavenly Court does not absolutely prohibit them from renewing their relationship, but they must obtain special approval from the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother.

For example, the couple Hongluan Star Lord and Longde Star Lord were able to live together in heaven only because they received special approval from the Queen Mother.

There are not many couples who can get special approval, unless they have reached a certain official position, made meritorious services, or have a special relationship with the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother, they can be granted special permission.

For example, Princess Longji, the Red Luan Star God, is the biological daughter of the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother. She and her husband Hong Jin died in the battle of Ten Thousand Immortals, which is why they were given special approval.

Lu Bi and his Taoist companion were unknown and insignificant immortals. How could they have the virtue to catch the eye of the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother? Even if they were granted special approval to apply for a tattoo, it would take who knows how many years to see it in front of the Jade Emperor.

So, the two of them, unable to bear the pain of missing each other, secretly became a secret couple.

They didn't dare to do anything to harmonize yin and yang in heaven, but they would meet privately during the rare holidays and find a deserted corner to stay together and talk.

As for Zhao Jie, he is full of muscles, looks rustic, rough and strong. Although no female fairies are interested in him, he has developed a brotherly relationship that goes beyond friendship with a man.

Diversification was played thousands of years in advance.

Of course, the Longyang interest has actually existed since ancient times and is not some weird hobby that appeared in later generations.

As a modern time traveler, Wen Rui's behavior can be understood and respected. But in the context of the Heavenly Palace, it is truly treasonous to the extreme, and once exposed, he will surely die without a burial place.

The evidence in Wen Rui's hand, once revealed, would basically lead to two deaths in one case. He holds the lives of the three supervisors in his hands tightly. Even if they don't consider themselves, they have to think about whether they will harm the person they care about the most.

After a little intimidation, the three immortals knelt trembling at the feet of Emperor Wen, and obediently stated that they would follow the emperor's orders from now on.

Lu Bi and Zhao Jie also took the initiative to inform that Taibai Jinxing had found them in advance and conveyed the Jade Emperor's secret order.

As Wen Rui expected, these immortals were the Jade Emperor's spies left by his side. Not only did they receive secret orders to pretend to obey him, but they also had to secretly record his mistakes and report them regularly.

"Don't worry, in name and in reality, you are all mine!"

Wen Rui said to them, "You should just treat the Jade Emperor's words as bullshit. Even if the Jade Emperor punishes you, you can't escape me. I will do my best to protect you."

The three supervisors looked at each other, as if they had figured something out. They kowtowed repeatedly and said in unison: "We dare not have second thoughts anymore. From now on, we will only obey the orders of the emperor!"

"Okay, stand up, don't kneel!"

Wen Rui had a righteous look on his face and said with full courage: "This emperor came to the heaven to do only three things, corruption, corruption, and damn corruption. I will embezzle the money even if I have to stand!"

The three supervisors stood up with strange expressions, not understanding why Wen Rui was so arrogant. He was so blatant and was not afraid of divine punishment.

"As long as it doesn't hinder me from corruption, you can do whatever you want. If you have any worldly desires, do whatever you want. It doesn't matter if someone dies. Send them to the lower world and I will raise your children for you!"

Wen Rui patted his chest and promised responsibly: "But there is one thing, you are not allowed to be greedy! Because it is all my money, my money!"

This is actually a kind of double standard behavior of not allowing the lower beams to be crooked if the upper beam is not straight. It is not fundamentally different from the Jade Emperor hugging the Queen Mother and coveting Chang'e while forbidding low-level fairies to be naughty.

Fortunately, there are not many places for consumption in the Heavenly Palace. The immortal officials, both big and small, who are greedy for money and goods, at best go to the private ghost market to exchange them for some elixirs to improve their cultivation, hoping that their realm will be improved as soon as possible, and then their official rank will also be improved.

The lesser fairies improve their cultivation and thus their official ranks. The ultimate goal is for higher-ranking officials to be less restricted by the heavenly rules so that they don't have to live in fear all day long, fearing that they will break the rules and be demoted to the mortal world.

They would not go so far as to dream of achieving the realm of Daluo Jinxian one day and ascend to the throne of the Jade Emperor in one step.

Wen Rui promised to exchange freedom for integrity and to protect his subordinates from the wind and rain, which was a good exchange condition.

It is so difficult to advance. Even if you work hard every day and take countless elixirs, it will still take hundreds or thousands of years to make any progress.

Even if one advances from a celestial being to a true immortal, one is still an ant cannon fodder. Breaking a glass cup may anger the Jade Emperor and lead to one being banished to the mortal world to suffer.

If you pledge allegiance to Emperor Wen, you can be like the star gods of the Dou tribe. Even if they cause trouble, the Jade Emperor has to endure it and has no way to deal with them. Isn't this more carefree than being an immortal?

In addition to the three supervisors, a group of immortal officials of all ranks, the immortal craftsmen and weavers of the three supervisors, also have countless leverage in Wen Rui's hands, and they are very receptive to the conditions proposed by Emperor Wen.

As a low-level fairy, there is no grand ambition. I would be satisfied if I could live a more relaxed and comfortable life in heaven and have a little more happiness.

In this way, the three supervisors, Tianyi, Tiangong and Tianjian, were secretly subdued by Wen Rui and completely controlled by him.

(End of this chapter)