Chapter 319 I'm too aggressive
Chapter 319 I'm too aggressive
"So the futures of the other distinguished guests are miserable, but Joseph, who likes to scheme and fool others, has a bright future?"
"At worst, he died of old age."
"Maybe it's better than my future."
Li Yu complained in his heart.
Although he didn't want to believe it, this was what he saw.
Joseph, this cross-dressing guy, will have a great future and will most likely become a subordinate god or a secondary god.
As for Li Yu’s own fate?
He couldn't tell.
However, he could see what Joseph was used to fish for, which also surprised Li Yu.
"If you use it as bait, you will definitely be able to catch a portion of the divine power of the Lord of Change."
"There is a great chance that we can use this to enter the Kingdom of the Lord of Change, and then use Joseph's body to steal a large number of valuable treasures, or gain other benefits."
"Besides that, Joseph himself is a big fish."
"He may very well become a divine entity associated with 'fraud', 'curse of knowledge', and 'fooling' in the future."
"This part of divinity may be stolen."
"As a future God of Fraud, he is also qualified to bear the backlash of all the pollution in my body."
"hiss!"
“It’s a real big deal.”
Even Li Yu himself did not expect that the cross-dressing man could be so terrifying.
Joseph's value as bait almost crushes everything else in the carriage.
He can use it to attract gods, and he himself can become a god.
In other words, as long as you can refine it into bait, great benefits will be within your reach.
In an instant, Li Yu made a decision.
The first bait target appeared.
It’s not Xing Lei or Zuo Ci Kui, it has to be Joseph.
How to refine it into bait?
If it were at another time or in another place, it would be really difficult to do.
Bait is not made casually. Each portion requires a lot of effort, and the other party needs to swallow it before a strange connection can be established at the level of mind and soul.
To some extent, it is equivalent to "poisoning someone in person".
To poison a powerful God's Chosen One in front of him and have him eat it the next moment is undoubtedly almost impossible to do.
But Li Yu felt that the chances were too great.
Inside the carriage, Li Yu, who had made up his mind, suddenly said:
"Everyone!"
"Next is the extraordinary spiritual food that I have kept in the bottom of my box. It has a wonderful taste that even the [Forbidden God] can't help but salivate."
"This will be the top-of-the-line Chaos Soup. There's only one serving. Whoever gets it first gets it."
“Its effect, though one-off, is wonderful.”
"In addition to gathering all the flavors in the world, it can also allow the eater to feel the power of 'chaos' and maintain extremely high inspiration for a period of time in the future, at least several times stronger than the original."
“And it doesn’t cost anything.”
After Li Yu finished speaking, he started to move quickly.
I was completely immersed in cooking.
His description is very tempting.
What chaos… what all that deliciousness… multiple times the inspiration… sounds wonderful.
But everyone just thought he was bragging.
This level of extraordinary spiritual food would be very believable if it came from divine entities like the [God of Food] or the [God of Forbidden].
Li Yu, on the surface, appears to be a follower of the Lord of the Curtain.
in other words!
This is a playwright.
Can actors cook delicious food?
Well, it certainly would. Everyone suddenly remembered that they were still eating a free buffet, and the taste was indeed impeccable.
But he still refused to admit that Li Yu had that kind of skill.
Until the next breath began, a breath that was stronger, more delicious, and more complex than ever before began to fill the top compartment.
The deliciousness even took shape, like misty fairy fog, or a vortex of chaos.
Even a whiff of it!
Everyone immediately realized that their inspiration was increasing, and their spiritual connection with their own "True God" became much more stable.
Suddenly everyone understood: what Li Yu said was true.
For a moment, everyone was ready to loot.
In their eyes, Li Yu, dressed in the skin of an idler, looked exactly like a chaotic spirit chef.
He added all kinds of rotten and filthy things into the crucible with great grace, muttering:
"Add a spoonful of mold from the Kind Father's Garden, a bowl of juice squeezed from the evil god's followers, and the pus and blood of a monster that obviously believes in the Blood God... Hmm, not enough, not enough. Keep adding, another portion of hunger, a little bit of the Buddha's spiritual soil, the brain of the demon dog, and the ever-changing curse..."
The more people listened, the more frightened they became.
At the same time, the more I covet it.
Although it seems that these "ingredients" that contain the divinity of the gods are just some scraps, or simply rotten and spoiled things.
If used alone, it can only achieve insignificant, one-time benefits at best.
The costs and side effects are extremely shocking.
But with such a large quantity, combined together and cooked into a delicious dish, who can resist it?
Everyone began to swallow their saliva frantically, even the female prophet of the Elven race who had not eaten the buffet provided by Li Yu before.
At this moment, I couldn't help but cast my gaze.
All the distinguished guests in the carriage were waiting for the completion of this top-notch wonton soup.
Soon, the moment came.
With the last step, Li Yu dropped a drop of colorful liquid into the crucible. He muttered, "Finally, add a drop of temptation, and the soup will be ready..."
Before he finished speaking, the liquid entered the pot, and in an instant, the already fragrant broth burst into an almost miraculous phenomenon.
Billions of rainbows burst out in the pot.
Nothing else could be seen in the carriage, which was filled with brilliant light.
Even though everyone present was a God-chosen one with a powerful background and a representative of a certain race, they were still stunned.
As the "creator", Li Yu squinted his eyes and appreciated it all.
"It's done!"
"My current Qi can indeed produce such a bluffing special effect."
"The glowing food, the extraordinary spiritual effects that can be seen and felt by the naked eye... This kind of temptation, not to mention Joseph who is a perfect match, even I myself would like to grab it and drink it."
"Well, he did it."
When Li Yu had this thought in his heart, he also saw a scene in his eyes that could be called a famous painting.
If they rushed forward, they could tear Li Yu to pieces in an instant. But now they came together to fight for the pot of broth in front of him. The strength of these strong men was actually on par with each other.
If you grab it normally, there is a high probability that the broth will be spilled, or everyone will grab some.
However, this is not a fair competition.
In fact!
Li Yu stewed this soup just for the person called "Joseph".
For this purpose, he almost invested all the extraordinary materials that he had secretly saved.
She was indeed devoting her whole heart to cooking, almost fully utilizing the cooking skills she stole from the [Forbidden God].
That last drop of iridescent liquid is actually Li Yu's original Qi.
It's bait and medicine!
As long as he drinks it, even someone as strong as Joseph will be unable to resist.
He will definitely become Li Yu's bait.
The future destiny will be interfered with by Li Yu.
Li Yu made such a big fuss!
How can we allow others to drink this broth?
So, it was no surprise that he gave Joseph a separate cheat.
The rainbow bursting out of this pot of so-called chaos soup contains the power of the "cursed finger" that can mislead others.
Of course, everyone would think that this is the inherent defense of forbidden food.
This makes sense.
After all, all the delicacies made by the Forbidden God or the God of Food, these two entities who are good at cooking, are like this.
Perhaps we can also add the Compassionate Father. Although the main function of the "plague soup" he cooked is to spread plague germs, if it is called a delicacy, at least the Compassionate Father's believers will admit that it is a delicacy.
The chaotic power of the cursed finger that distorts reality cannot be broken through in a short time.
Only Joseph saw through everything. The purple tentacles he released bypassed the rainbow qi maze without any hindrance and took away the whole pot of broth.
The next moment, he raised his head, opened his mouth, and poured it out without hesitation.
When the "gurgle~gurgle" sound sounded and ended quickly.
The iridescence in the carriage then dissipated.
When everyone turned around, they saw Joseph contentedly put down the empty crucible, licked the soup residue from the corner of his mouth with his purple tongue, and burped in front of everyone.
A hand stretched out, gave Li Yu a thumbs up, and praised directly:
“Delicious!”
"I now believe that you are the chosen one that the [Forbidden God] longs for."
"A natural forbidden spirit chef."
"I am more interested in you."
In front of everyone, Joseph stated his intentions.
Even though he drank the chaos soup that everyone wanted, he didn't seem to intend to show much goodwill to Li Yu.
The look he gave Li Yu while speaking was not full of malicious hostility like before.
But the implication of treating them as “experimental subjects” and “objects of calculation” is extremely strong.
No one was surprised by this.
Even in everyone's opinion, the two should go to war directly.
Although the previous incident was interrupted by various subsequent accidents.
But now, I remember everything.
Li Yu, a follower of the Lord of the Curtain, was clearly playing the Chaos card for the first time. After two unfavorable first moves that put him in a losing situation, he fought back and became the only winner.
These are fine, after all, Chaos Cards is a game that involves luck, so it is normal for some special winners to appear occasionally.
Of course, most of the card players and onlookers actually acknowledged Li Yu’s superb card skills but were reluctant to say it out loud.
Because of the events that happened later, everyone became extremely jealous of this guy.
Li Yu relied on luck and forcibly took away the chaos box that belonged to Joseph.
This is a treasure recognized by all races and powerful people in the boundless spiritual world.
Normally, even a demigod-level being would not be able to easily snatch the Chaos Box from Joseph.
After all, if Joseph does something wrong, he can call for Wanbian to possess him with just a thought. Which demigod dares to come?
But if it was taken away by lottery, that’s another matter.
This is a rule recognized by Wanbian!
In the eyes of everyone!
Now that there is a period of peace and quiet, things between Li Yu and Joseph shouldn't be so peaceful.
The two of them should start a life-and-death battle.
Everyone thought so, and Joseph was too quick to eat the pot of chaotic soup, which was obviously a high-level forbidden delicacy. Some of the guests were dissatisfied and started to stir up trouble:
"What interest are you having? Joseph, hurry up and grab it. I see you can't hold back any longer."
"That's right. If you lose the Chaos Box, how are you going to report to Wan Bian when you return?"
"Joseph, what are you afraid of? This follower of the Lord of the Curtain is just a human being, and he cannot immediately call upon the true God to descend, because the humans in this world all practice some kind of path to becoming a god, and gain power by mixing some extraordinary secret medicine on their own, rather than receiving the grace of the true God. Their strength is too weak."
"If I remember correctly, Joseph was not the first one to lose his Chaos Box, but he was the first one to have his gambling equipment confiscated by a new poker player through a lottery."
"It's so embarrassing. The loss is so huge, and yet you still come to drink the forbidden food he cooked. The infamous Wanbian will be disgraced because of you."
"Do you want to continue fighting? If you don't want to fight, then how about that Veil Follower, Forbidden Spirit Chef, and another round of Chaos Cards? I guarantee you'll win this time."
"That's fine. You can start another game and prepare some forbidden food to restore our soul power in advance. You are from the City Lord's Mansion, so it's reasonable for you to show your hospitality as a host."
"I will win this time. I will draw the lottery. I have a feeling that I can win the Chaos Box. Wow, wow, I can't imagine how glorious it will be if I bring the Chaos Box back to the tribe. The children will chant my name day and night, and my Lord will come to the world, play cards with me, and grant me eternal life."
……
Everyone originally wanted to provoke Li Yu and Joseph to go to war and fight for the Chaos Box.
Seeing that both of them were unmoved!
He then asked Li Yu to play the Chaos Card Game again, and even gave him food and possession, and asked him to prepare forbidden food in advance to restore his soul power.
Apparently, Li Yu had always acted too harmless, so all the passengers thought he was a pushover.
Hearing the noise behind, Li Yu couldn't help but reveal a very obvious playful smile on his face.
The first person to realize that something was wrong was Joseph.
He was too familiar with this smile after a trick was successful.
Sure enough, the next moment, a voice like the "devil's whisper" rang in everyone's ears.
"Dear guests!"
"The journey is long, Chaos cards are a great pastime, and it's no problem to play a few games."
"But I can't do that now, because you guys are too supportive, and I was itching to do something, so I put in too much."
"Those forbidden foods have many benefits, but they all have a common side effect, which is diarrhea."
"If your physiques have not reached the 'demigod level', you will not be able to be exempted from this price."
When Li Yu said the last sentence.
It seemed as if his words were followed by the law, including Joseph.
The next moment, everyone felt something. Their stomachs began to growl and churn, and their faces all turned green.
The more civilized God's chosen ones rushed to the toilet on the Pioneer at the same time.
Races such as the Troll King, the Rat Demon, and the Greenskins were defeated without any hesitation on the spot.
The only survivor was Xing Lei, a female prophet of the Elven race who knew some of Li Yu's methods. She did not eat any of the forbidden delicacies.
All of a sudden!
The smell inside the car is reversed.
From billions of rainbows and forbidden delicacies, it has turned into a chaotic cesspool.
(End of this chapter)