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Kuriyo Meima came to Shin-chan's house and found Shin-chan cleaning the door.
Suddenly his eyes lit up.
"Hey little brother, long time no see."
Xiao Xin looked at the aunt with a fake smile in confusion.
"who are you?"
Damn brat.
"Oh, that's annoying, little brother. Don't you remember me? Aren't we friends?"
"Shemale friend?"
"normal friend!"
"Oh, I remember now!"
Shin-chan looked at the shemale face of Maima Kuriyo and suddenly realized.
"You are Kuriya-sama."
Kuriyo Maima was very happy to see Shin-chan remembering himself.
"Yep."
“You’re a salesman.”
"Yep."
Kuriyo Maima, who was about to get angry, suddenly remembered the purpose of his coming here.
No, I can't let this kid provoke me so easily.
Maikan Kuriyo forced a smile.
Take a deep breath.
"Little brother, is your mother home?"
"No."
After listening to what Shin-chan said, Kuriyo Maima almost got a stitch in the side.
Forced an ugly smile.
"So...are there any other adults at home?"
"Xiao Yi is at home."
Xiao Yi? Who is it? No matter what, I’ll sell it anyway.
"Great, can you call him out?"
Shin-chan immediately looked at Kuriyo Meima with caution.
"What do you want to do to Xiaoyi?"
"What can I do!!!"
Xiao Shanyi heard the noise at the door and walked over.
"Xiao Xin, what's wrong?"
When the salesman Kuriyo saw Xiaoshan Yi, he exclaimed in his heart, what a handsome boy he is. Young people are easily influenced and will definitely buy something if you say something nice to them.
Wait, what if he has no money? Forget it, I have to convince him first, then it will be easier to convince the adults at home.
Thinking of this, Kuriyo Meima immediately put on a friendly smile that was specially used for sales.
"Hello, I am……"
"You are Kuriyo Meima, a salesman, right?"
ahle?
Maijian Kuriyo looked at Xiaoshan Yi in a daze, who was inexplicably excited. Has she seen this young man before?
Xiao Shanyi was so excited that he finally met this random NPC.
"What product are you going to sell me today?"
Kuriyo Meima looked at the enthusiastic Xiaoshan Yi in surprise.
What's wrong with this young man? Normally, shouldn't he be a little wary of a door-to-door salesman like me?
This young man didn't even look disgusted at all. Could it be that he fell in love with me at first sight?
For some reason, Kuriyo Maima's girlish heart, which had been dormant for twenty-seven years, began to move.
"Hey, what are you selling today?"
Xiaoshan Yi urged Meijian Jiulidai.
How can I reject you if you don't promote your products? Are you afraid that I don't have money so you don't want to waste my time?
"Don't worry about the money. I have pocket money."
When Maiken Kuriyo heard this, he was even more moved.
Oh my God, he actually spent his own pocket money on me.
Looking at the salesman who was inexplicably shy, Xiao Shanyi curled his lips. What's wrong with this salesman? Isn't he said to be very professional? Why is he still shy?
Sneaking up to Shin-chan's ear.
"Xiao Xin, is this salesman reliable?"
"I don't know, but as a shemale it should be very reliable."
"I'm not a shemale!!!"
……
"Ahahaha, then let me introduce the products I brought today."
Kuriyo Meima smiled awkwardly.
"First of all, I'm Kuriyo Meima, and this is my business card."
Seeing Maijian Kuriyo handing over his business card, Xiaoshan Yi accepted it and said thank you.
"I'm a woman, by the way."
Come on, I know without you telling me that you just look a little like a shemale.
"Ahem, let's get back to the topic. Today I want to introduce you to a special discounted product."
Maijian Jiulidai said this and winked at Xiaoshanyi.
Xiaoshanyi and Xiaoxin were so scared that they got goosebumps.
Xiaoxin looks constipated.
"I...I was ogled by a shemale."
"I told you I'm not a shemale!"
"that……"
When Maijian Kuridai saw Xiaoshan Yi speaking, he immediately understood what he meant.
"Today, I'm going to introduce a set of parenting knowledge for babies."
Xiao Shanyi looked at the things she had spread all over the floor.
"Baby care set?"
"Yes, guest, do you know? Whether a baby is a genius can be determined by training before the age of three."
Xiao Shanyi found it boring as soon as he heard it.
If genius could be cultivated, it would be everywhere. The reason why a genius is a genius can be seen from the literal meaning, that is, the talent given by God. The talent cultivated after birth is called talent, which is the talent that can be achieved by human power.
"Oh."
With so many years of experience in observing people's expressions, it was clear to me that Xiaoshan Yi had no interest in this product.
What should I do? How can I break this deadlock?
Just as Meima Kuriyo was thinking, Xiaokui crawled out from the living room.
"Hey."
Seeing Xiaokui, Meijian Kuridai's eyes lit up.
"Oh, this little baby is so cute."
Hearing her praising Xiaokui, Xiaoshanyi nodded happily.
"Thank you."
"My dear customer, let me tell you, this little baby will be a beauty in the future. But in the future society, it is not enough to just be pretty, you also need to be knowledgeable, so education is very important."
Watching her consciously or unconsciously taking pictures of the products she brought, Xiao Shanyi had no idea what she was up to.
"Oh, but we don't have a computer at home, and your products require electricity..."
"Don't worry, we now give away computers when you buy products."
"Send a computer?!"
Now Xiao Shanyi was really shocked. Which chaebol founded this charity organization?
Maijian Jiulidai thought Xiaoshan Yi was attracted by him, so he struck while the iron was hot.
"Yes, not only that, there is a special event this month, and this special kitchen knife is specially given to the baby's mother."
As he spoke, he took out the cutting board and vegetables from the backpack behind him.
Just brush it a few times and it's done.
"Look, it's very sharp, it's a must-have for housewives."
"Look, even the chopping board can be used for cutting."
Xiao Shanyi looked at the chopping board that was cut into several pieces with a twitching mouth, "This is a weapon, right?"