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"Smelly scorpion, you are here to beat me!"
"Come on, let's see who wants to fight now!"
Huang Cheng has actually wanted to do this for a long time. It was not convenient for him in the past when he was a scorpion.
But now that he has become human, he can finally implement the ideas in his mind.
Huang Cheng took advantage of the Emperor's inattention and turned around to go behind the penguin.
Then he hugged her from behind.
He put his hand into the thick fur of the penguin and picked it up.
Huang Cheng's strength is quite strong. Although it is not as strong as a god, it is still more than enough to lift a penguin.
"As expected, Emperor, you are quite comfortable to hold! I've always wanted to do this!"
"Smelly scorpion, put me down! You are so tall! If you have the guts, put me down. Let's fight!"
In the past, I often laughed at myself for being short in my scorpion state with these words, but now I finally came back with my revenge.
Now it's easy to attack and defend!
He wants to pluck this penguin's fur well!
Chapter 402 The emperor’s request and Ya’er’s straight shot
"Isn't this quite soft? I didn't expect the hair in the Emperor to be quite comfortable. How much does it cost per pound? I bought it!"
"I won't sell my hair no matter how much you give me! Just give up on this!"
What followed was an indescribable penguin scream.
Everyone laughed when they saw the two little ones playing around.
Maybe they both paid more attention to the occasion and looked at each other.
They read each other's messages in their eyes.
Huang Cheng: I'll deal with you when I can. I'll bring a pair of scissors another day.
Emperor: Do you dare to come? I want you to never come back! I just need your venom to help me try a new way to die and get some inspiration for writing songs. Just wait for me to drain your venom!
Huang Cheng looked at his tail and almost forgot that there was venom in his tail.
Huang Cheng has never used the venom gene since he activated it once while still alive.
In other words, after leaving the forest 6 years ago and coming to Colombia’s mobile city, I no longer have any use for it.
I didn’t expect that the emperor would want this.
"My venom is very poisonous, and it is said that as long as you taste a little bit, you will be extremely painful. My suggestion is not to try it. I'm afraid you will die on the spot."
Huang Cheng reminded him kindly, but it was obvious that the other party was very excited when he heard the pain and sudden death on the spot.
"You must know that I am a rap singer. Only pain and excitement can make me sensitive. Fill me with your venom! I can perform like a sudden death on the spot right now!"
Are you a rap singer from a free country? While walking on the street, he suddenly turned into a certain president with a lot of imagination.
After saying that, the emperor lay directly on the ground and raised his butt, with a bird-like face showing a very expectant smile.
Just waiting for Huang Cheng to plunge his tail into it.
"Don't be too ridiculous!" Huang Cheng moved his tail, but instead of sticking it in, he just flicked him away.
The emperor's beak instantly came into contact with the wall at a negative distance.
In short, the bird's beak was inserted into the crack in the wall.
"Okay, stop making trouble, let's discuss the next thing at the dinner table."
Ya'er smiled and pulled the penguin out of the crack in the wall and patted the dust on him.
"Look, Yela... Ya'er is so sensible. I really don't know what she sees in you. You kid, don't turn your luck into a bloody disaster. I once saw a woman who was arrested in Dongguo. The dissolute man who was cut into pieces also has the word sincerity in his name."
Dadi picked up the sunglasses that fell on the floor and started to act cool again.
"By your words, I will never become like this. I will not be a scumbag."
"That's true, I still trust your character."
Indeed, that man was a scumbag, and he deserved to be cut into eight pieces.
Huang Cheng would not do this, and strictly speaking...
He is the victim!
If the people who want his body don't take action now, according to Huang Cheng's emotional intelligence, he is probably still a virgin.
Some people take great pains.
On the table.
Huang Cheng and Dadi were chatting, while Ya'er was watching from the side.
As for the silver gray.
Yin Hui was lonely now, looking at the coffee in his hand at a loss.
Because he found that their topics were very different from those of the other three people, and he basically couldn't get in the conversation at all.
I should be under the table, not in the chair.
Fortunately, Huang Cheng quickly noticed this and used a clever word to turn the question to Kjerag's development.
"By the way, brother, how is your country's current development? Does it have all kinds of technological furniture and equipment? Remember to purchase from my company. Large quantities will be favored."
Yin Hui replied with a smile: "That's natural. Thanks to you, the income of everyone in our country has increased recently, and we have also established our own regional network. Although it is still not comparable to the big countries in the world, At least in the mountains and in the countryside it no longer takes a day to deliver a letter.”
"I guess Yeragond is also happy to see the country develop like this. At least I didn't see him getting angry because of the changes in the environment. It's just that there was some abnormal weather in the past few days, but fortunately it only lasted for a short period of time."
Huang Cheng looked at Ya'er.
Ya'er touched her cheek and said with a dignified face: "Perhaps the beautiful Lord Yelagund is also happy or excited sometimes, no one can say for sure~"
You are indeed "excited" enough.
Huang Cheng complained silently in his heart.
"Brother, why do you want to hold this event?" Silver Gray said.
The penguin next to him ran over and interjected: "I guess it's to choose a concubine for him~ Oops, just kidding, don't always do anything." The emperor said with a smile, but then he received a heavy blow from Huang Cheng on the head .
Do you still think my life is not long enough?
I also chose a concubine. If conditions didn’t allow it, I would really want to use a man to represent her.
It's a pity that Shuiyue doesn't want to participate in this kind of event, otherwise he would definitely be the spokesperson of the Scorpio Group.
"Of course it's for other things, mainly because I want to use this window to show my strength to the outside world, and I want to beat some people."
"And I am prepared to give some people a chance to face me. This is related to my future plans and whether there are some interesting things underground in this city."
Yin Hui shrugged: "It seems that you have great intentions for your alliance this time. I wonder if I have a chance to get a share of the pie?"
Huang Cheng: "This time I have inserted an advertising seat in the prime time of Kalan Trade. Give me the advertisement you want to play tonight, and I will ask the host to read it for you."
Yin Hui was immediately very grateful and nodded hurriedly:
"Thank you. I will sort out the plan and advertising content tonight. If there is nothing else, please excuse me and leave first, okay?"
.......After Yin Hui left.
There was only one penguin and two people left.
Dadi pulled Huang Cheng aside and asked him to bend down and whisper to him.
"Brother, do you know the true identity of that maid?"
"Of course I know."
With that said, Huang Cheng raised his head and shouted loudly:
"Yeragond, come here! The Emperor has something to say to you!"
"What does Mr. Emperor want from me?"
"Nothing, I just lament that the world is so vast and full of wonders. Among the many gods I know, you are the first to have a partner."
The emperor didn't know how long he had lived, but from the time he could remember, all the high-level beings he knew had never found a partner.
In other words, their arrogance simply looks down on those weaker than themselves.
Yaer. He just showed a gentle smile and slightly wrapped his tail around Huang Cheng's scorpion tail.
"Don't say that, it makes me look very old. But after living for such a long time, I occasionally feel a little lonely. I fell in love with it when I had the chance. As a person and a god, I have to live a simple life. Only in this way can I feel comfortable. Is it true? Isn’t it?”
After Ya'er finished speaking, while the people next to her were not paying attention, she gently kissed Huang Cheng's face.
Chapter 403 The Great Emperor Who Settled Accounts
"Okay, okay, don't spread dog food here, can't I eat it?"
Faced with the two people's unilateral behavior, the emperor was completely incompetent and furious.
There is no way, even single nobles sometimes feel unsatisfied.
"The selection event will officially begin in the evening. As a judge, I want to see what kind of tricks they can do for me. My intuition tells me that this event will be very interesting."
"You should have seen him coming, right? A representative from the deep sea."
Huang Cheng looked at the rising sun, and a smile appeared on his lips.
He was curious why Haiji came to him?
However, to be on the safe side, Huang Cheng planned to stop production in the underground factory for a while.
Then he gave orders to the AI.
"Help me notify, suspend the operation of Haiji Factory, collect them all in a certain place for centralized feeding, and play music that can soothe their body and mind. As for the energy gap, it will be filled by the energy that has been stored before. Supplement.”
Breakfast time passed quickly.
The two returned to their room.