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What are you here for?
Wasn’t this man boasting about a piece of cake when they got off the train just now?
He praised everything from the shape to the angle, then to the chef's skills, and then to the trash can that looked like a treasure bag. Finally, after Cheng Che walked out of the train, he quickly followed, obviously having some obsession with Cheng Che's feathers.
Hearing this, Yinzhi sighed slightly, "In pursuit of the true meaning of pure beauty, I think Mr. Cheng Che's feathers are also very beautiful, and I look forward to seeing their beauty."
Yanqing:......
Oh, you mean the feather that flapped Qing Ni's wings and flew her away for half a month, causing the demon's body to die on the spot and press the pause button, right? !
"Then... Big brother, don't call me Mr. Cheng Che." Yan Qing thought for a long time and finally suggested, "Brother Cheng Che doesn't like this kind of formal address. You can be more natural."
"Oh? So Mr. Cheng Che... Is Cheng Che so easy-going?" Yinzhi raised her eyebrows slightly, thought carefully for a long time before nodding, "He is indeed a beautiful soul, so easy-going, so frank, ah..."
What a pity, how can it be such a joy!
But it doesn’t matter, he can promote the true meaning of pure beauty!
Yan Qing's eyelids twitched, and he opened his mouth to say something, but then he thought of his obsession with swordsmanship and nodded, "Okay."
People have to have some obsession. Yinzhi is like this, he is like this, the general is like this, but Cheng Che...
Cheng Che's obsession is to make friends, and very important friends at that. When there is a problem, Cheng Che is the first person you think of. As long as you open your mouth, Cheng Che will spare no effort to help, even if he disdains or complains.
Yan Qing persuaded himself in the blink of an eye, looked up at Yinzhi and asked, "Then do you think Luofu is beautiful?"
"A giant ship sailing in the sea of stars, moving forward straight ahead and never retreating in the face of the enemy, is of course beautiful." Yinzhi had a serious look on her face, with words of praise pouring out of her mouth continuously, leaving Yanqing stunned.
I feel like I'm in class.
After a long time, the fire gradually went out.
Cheng Che covered the dug hole with sand again, and after flattening it, he sighed, "Hey... I even painted it myself, how thoughtful! I don't have to exchange currency."
Cheng Che clapped his hands, stood up, and waved to Yan Qing, "Let's go, let's go back to the train to rest. We still have to help catch Sui Yang tomorrow."
Hearing this, Yan Qing shook his head and said, "No, because I haven't practiced swordsmanship today because I'm helping with the cleaning, so I'll just practice swordsmanship here."
Cheng Che: ...
Cheng Che looked up at the tiny fireworks exploding above Yan Qing's head and felt a little speechless for a moment.
How come Crow Mouth can get the trigger with just one word this time? !
"Don't practice yet." Cheng Che's eyelids twitched slightly, and he looked at Yan Qing and said seriously, "Let's go back to find the general."
Yan Qing shook his head, "No, I want to practice sword."
As soon as he finished speaking, the young man suddenly drew out the long sword in his hand, and the sword light poured out like flowing water, just like moonlight.
Cheng Che: ...
Cheng Che turned his head to look at Yinzhi, who already had admiration in her eyes, and could only turn his head silently to look at Yanqing.
The young man stood tall, holding the sword tightly in his hand. Sword shadows appeared beside him. The number of swords he could wield kept increasing, and the fireworks above his head became brighter and brighter.
Cheng Che looked at it for a moment, then took out his cell phone and sent a message to a white-haired guy.
[Cheng Che: Your disciple has gone too far in his sword practice, come quickly.]
[I have a raccoon slave: meow meow meow? ]
[Cheng Che: There are swords beside him and fireworks above his head. Now he is spinning around in the Scaled Abyss like a glowing top. I feel like he is going to show me how to make fire by rubbing two sticks together!]
[I have a raccoon slave: meow! ]
Cheng Che sent the location information, then found a rock and pulled Yinzhi to sit down, supporting his chin with his hand and watching the sword show performed by the future sword master of Yunqi.
Yinzhi glanced at her armor, then at the stone, and seemed a little hesitant. "Aren't you a germaphobe?"
Cheng Che glanced at the pajamas and slippers he was wearing and said fearlessly, "It's okay. I have to take a shower and change clothes before going to bed anyway, so I don't mind getting dirty."
My obsession with cleanliness depends on my mood.
Silver Branch: ...
Yinzhi blinked and sat down silently, "Okay."
"Your armor looks great." Cheng Che watched Yan Qing practice swordsmanship, and imagined a stickman performing in his mind. "Is this the armor uniform issued by your Pure Beauty Knights?"
A trace of confusion flashed in Yinzhi's eyes, and then she shook her head, "That's not the case. We rarely meet, and we each have our own paths to follow."
"Oh, I thought I would be given a uniform, and I was thinking about becoming a knight and collecting a set of armor..." Cheng Che muttered, lowering his eyes to look at Yinzhi's legs, "But your armor looks very flexible, are you wearing clothes under the armor? Will it get stuck? Will the armor get stuck? What if your knees can't bend, do you have to hop to walk?"
Yinzhi blinked, thought carefully for a long time, and then shook his head, "I wipe and maintain my armor every day. Of course, the same is true for the Rare World Armor."
I finally understand why Xing always carries a Band-Aid in his pocket. I finally understand why Cheng Che's nickname of Little Crow is accompanied by adjectives such as nagging and chattering.
"Oh, perfectionism." Cheng Che responded, and after watching quietly for a moment, he suddenly turned his head to look at the entrance of the Scaled Abyss Realm.
The gray-haired girl and the girl with twin ponytails ran over frantically, and stopped at the same time after seeing Yan Qing.
I thought we were going to fight, but...
"It looks pretty good?" Xing tilted her head and tried to catch her breath before speaking, "It really looks like a flashing spinning top just like Cheng Che said!"
"Yes!" Su Chang nodded and quickly took a photo. "I've already thought of the title for this issue!"
"Why are the Cloud Cavalry Guards spinning non-stop? Why are the little kids drilling wood to make fire? Why is Young Master Yanqing practicing swordplay late at night? Is it the annihilation of humanity or the decline of morality behind all these things?" Cheng Che looked at the young man who was still practicing swordplay not far away, with his movements bringing up a sparkling sword light. He said calmly, "If you want to know what happened next, Xiao Guizi will tell you about Luofu at 8 o'clock tomorrow morning and reveal the mystery for you."
Su Shang: ...
"Oh." Su Chang responded and quickly sent the photo to Xiao Guizi, along with Cheng Che's lines, "So why is that?"
"Maybe... the general's expectations are too high?" Xing looked puzzled, and then turned his head to look at Cheng Che, "Do you know what Xiao Guizi's next topic will be?"
"I guessed it." Cheng Che sat cross-legged on a big rock, lowered his eyes and hid in Ying Yinzhi's blind spot to secretly braid his hair. "Why do the people of Luofu get acne, hair loss and stye? Why do the Dragon Masters of the Heart of Destiny transform one after another? Who are the General of the Divine Strategy and the Master of the Imperial Divination crying for no reason? The mastermind behind all this actually points to the Emperor Bow Siming... the newly excavated envoy."
Chapter 5 Extra
There are many buildings in the urban area.
The young boy was wearing a sports suit. Although it looked simple and casual, it was very eye-catching on his nearly 1.9-meter tall body. With his hands in his pockets, he walked lazily towards an office building with a familiar sign.
The girl at the front desk had a gentle smile on her face, and her smile deepened when she saw the young man. She stood up, walked in front of the young man, and swiped the elevator card for this familiar guest.
Cheng Che turned his head to look at the figure reflected on the metal inner wall of the elevator, then looked away and looked at the elevator door.
With a ding-dong sound, the elevator door opened and Cheng Che walked out quickly. He skillfully walked around the secretary's office and went straight to a brother's office.
As soon as he opened the door, a gentle yet rich scent of wood incense wafted in. The man leaning on a chair holding a cell phone turned his chair and glanced at Cheng Che. He waved his hand, chatted for a few words, and then hung up the phone.
Tang Muqing tilted his head slightly, looking at the young man who had already shrunk into the sofa skillfully, and raised his eyebrows, "Why did you think of me here? Don't you dislike me?"
"I have nowhere to go. Brother Su said he has to work overtime today, so he asked me to pick him up after get off work at around 10 pm. I just came here to...get a ride." Cheng Che didn't look embarrassed at all, leaning on the sofa and looking at Tang Muching, "Do you have an appointment today? If not, drive me to pick him up after get off work."
As everyone knows, Tang Muching changes his partners frequently, with a new rumored boyfriend every two or three months. The elders in his family were originally busy preparing for the wedding, but now they have accepted their fate.
"No, I'm in a window period?" Tang Muqing smiled, took off his glasses and rubbed his nose, looking tired, "I haven't found a partner that suits my taste recently..."
Hearing this, Cheng Che rolled his eyes and said, "You are so dirty."
"How can a child understand..." Tang Muqing responded, stood up and sat next to Cheng Che, rubbing his hand on a small curly hair, "What are you having for dinner? What are you having for supper?"
Cheng Che half-closed his eyes, squinted his eyes and clicked on the game to play, shaking his head lazily, "I don't know, but you have to take me home at night. There's no one at home. I asked the nanny and the driver to rest."
"Ah... OK..." Tang Muqing yawned and glanced at the phone in Cheng Che's hand, "What are you playing?"
It's so colorful and hard to understand.
"Draw a pink fox..." Cheng Che muttered, fumbling to open the blue-green modifier and handed it to the brother next to him, "I have no money left."
Be righteous and fearless.
Tang Muqing:...
Tang Muqing rolled his eyes, leaned on his adopted brother as a pillow, took out his phone and threw it over, "You have a lot of pocket money every month, right? There is no rule in our family that there is no pocket money during holidays... Where did it go?"
"I do get some pocket money during the holidays, but it's not much." Cheng Che responded, unlocking and paying skillfully, one after another, completely treating his brother as a sucker. "I bought a guitar a few days ago, but used the wrong card. I wanted to use my dad's card but clicked the wrong one."
And then the pocket money was gone in a flash.
Tang Muqing narrowed his eyes, his head turned quickly twice, and he couldn't help but sneer, "You keep pretending to be poor. The piano you like shouldn't be cheap, right? You can actually pay successfully with your own card?"
"Who hasn't ordered a small treasury yet..." Cheng Che was unmoved. After clicking the last 648 and successfully paying, he threw the phone back and sniffed at Tang Muqing. "Did you change your perfume?"
"Does it smell good?" Tang Muqing tilted his head slightly with a smile on his face, "I think this smells better."
Cheng Che nodded, and decisively opened the card drawing interface to draw cards frantically, "Smells good, cedar, sandalwood, rose... The rest are distinguished——"
Before he finished speaking, the office door was pushed open again.
Cheng Che turned around blankly and saw the folder thrown at him.
He caught it reflexively, and when he looked up he saw a gloomy face.
Cheng Che blinked, "Don't we get off work at ten o'clock? It's only three o'clock in the afternoon."
How come he's here when he hasn't even gone to pick it up yet? !
"Ask him!" Su Ming pointed at a lazy vixen, and his usually gentle tone couldn't help but take on a hint of irritability. "I worked through two nights to come up with this plan, and I'll accept it even if it doesn't pass. What did you tell my bald boss? What did you ask Su Ming to come and talk to me in person?!"
"Do you know that everyone in the company is saying that I am willing to sacrifice myself for a plan? That bald guy is even planning to give me a banner!"
Cheng Che turned around, his stance changed instantly, and he completely ignored the kindness of the several 648s just now, "How could you do this to my brother Su!"
Tang Muqing took the plan and threw it aside, looking very lazy. "The plan can be signed at any time, but you haven't had a vacation for nearly a month, and your earnings are almost enough for retirement. We don't have to risk our lives."
Cheng Che: ...
Cheng Che turned and stared at Su Ming, "Oh, then you deserve it."
Su Ming: ...
ill? !
Fence-sitter?!
Su Ming glared at Cheng Che, his straight back drooped, and he leaned lazily on the sofa beside him, reaching out to Tang Muching, "You sign the contract, and I will sleep with him for three days and three nights on the spot, and then take a year off to travel abroad for ten days or half a month."
"Sign." Tang Muqing lit up a cigarette, threw the cigarette box over, and slapped the little crow who tried to steal the cigarette box, "You deserve a beating, don't you?"
"I'm eighteen!" Cheng Che's eyes widened, "I'm an adult—"
Before he could finish his words, a big slap hit him in the face.