Chapter 354 Men Can’t
Chapter 354 Men Can’t
After the umbrella was opened, the brightness in the room suddenly became much dimmer, as if this umbrella blocked most of the light in the room.
The umbrella in Su Ming's hand became much heavier, as if something suddenly appeared in the air and then fell on the umbrella.
The dark red viscous liquid slowly flowed down around the umbrella, like a blood-red canopy on a wedding carriage.
Those colorful vines were originally crawling towards Su Ming from all directions, but after this situation occurred, they fled at a faster speed as if they had seen their natural enemy.
Even the humanoid ginseng monster rushed towards the door at a very fast speed and pulled it hard, but the door did not move at all.
Even though he was so strong that the door creaked, it still didn't budge at all, as steady as a rock. The monster was so anxious that he jumped up and down: "Damn... Damn... If the door doesn't work, what about the window?"
Through the hollow gap in the door, fiery candlelight shines through, dyeing the room a festive red.
The layout of the room also began to change, with red wedding characters, red window paper, red silk, red candles, and a bright red quilt...
It is like the wedding room where the couple lives on their wedding night.
Outside the door, there were loud gongs and drums and firecrackers, it was quite lively.
An expression of extreme fear appeared on the herbalist's face: "Here they come, here they come, they are coming. They are coming."
He rushed to the window again and rammed his head into it, but the glass was intact. He was bounced back by a force and fell heavily to the ground. The window was made of very thin and brittle glass. It should have been easy to break, but the herbalist rammed into it with great force, and there was not even a trace of it.
This originally ordinary room turned into an airtight cage that could not be left!
Finding it difficult to leave, the herbalist rushed to Su Ming and asked, "It's all your fault. Why did you hold an umbrella? Why did you hold an umbrella? Don't you know that you can't hold an umbrella indoors? If you want to die, then go and die by yourself. Why did you take me with you?"
Su Ming shrugged: "It's not that I have to bring you along, you came here on your own."
"However, it's a good thing that you came. You saved me some trouble. You allowed me to touch two taboos at the same time."
The herbalist was so angry that the lines on his face trembled wildly. He stretched out his hands covered with tentacles to grab Su Ming's throat: "In this case, I will eat you first. Even if I die, you must die before me."
Just as he was about to move, he felt a huge force suddenly hitting his abdomen. He didn't feel any pain, but his body was still out of control and he flew out.
After kicking the ginseng, Su Ming stood up and said in a low voice: "Humans eat animals, animals eat grass, and when they are alive, plants are at the bottom of the food chain. Even if they become vengeful spirits, they still follow this rule. The vengeful spirit transformed from ginseng can only be regarded as the weakest one in the ancient town, and still stays firmly at the bottom of the food chain! I don't know where you get the confidence to think you can eat me."
The herbalist was already suspicious of the ginseng creature, and he whispered to himself, "Why is this happening? He is clearly a weak living being, how can he possess such a strong power?"
He could accept that he couldn't defeat other evil spirits and ghosts, but if he couldn't even deal with a tiny living person, that would be too much of a blow to his heart.
Herb Picker: "No, if you are really that strong, why did you open your umbrella to fight my vine snake? You must be bluffing! It must be like this!"
As he spoke, he seemed to have discovered some truth. He cheered himself up again and pounced on Su Ming with all his might, wanting to expose his true self and let him know how powerful he, the ginseng ghost, was.
After getting drunk, he no longer cared about the danger of holding an umbrella in the house. He just wanted this hateful human being, the culprit, to die in pain before him.
Then, Su Ming pushed him to the ground again, leaving him completely powerless to fight back.
This forced him to accept the fact that he really could not defeat the human in front of him.
The herbalist was stepped on by Su Ming and immediately became timid: "The biggest danger has not yet arrived. How about we join forces to deal with the outside world and solve this trouble first?"
Su Ming: “We do need to join forces, but not in the current situation.
As he spoke, Su Ming stepped hard on him. After a few stomps, he grabbed the herbal basket that was originally on his back and now fell to the side, and covered him completely with it. Then, the herbalist began to shrink rapidly until he turned into an old ginseng as thick as an arm, with ginseng whiskers and wrinkles all over his body, forming an old human face.
Su Ming: "Okay, now we can join forces. I'll give you away as a reward, and I can get closer to the bride and groom." "You should have died a long time ago anyway. If you don't die here, you'll die in my hands. Rounding it off, it's equivalent to no loss."
Naturally, Old Ginseng was unwilling to be sent away as a gift, but at this moment he was lying in the medicine basket, unable to move, unable to do anything, and could only face the impending misfortune.
At this moment, the only word left in its mind was "regret". There were so many people living in this ancient town, why did it have to be so desperate as to provoke this terrible human being?
Now, not only did he get nothing, but he also lost himself.
There was a sound of booing coming from outside.
"Bride and groom, enter the bridal chamber~"
"Hahaha! I'm tired after a long day. I must relax tonight."
"This is a major life event and must be treated well."
"Come on! Do a good job!"
"Have a baby soon, and have many children, and be blessed!"
"The flowers are in full bloom, the moon is full, and the couple is in harmony!"
……
squeak-
The door was pushed open.
A handsome and beautiful couple walked in.
"Oh, I'm exhausted after a day of hard work."
"Thank you for your hard work, my husband. Let's drink the wedding wine and go to sleep."
"Great! Great! I've been waiting for this day for a very, very long time."
"Hmm~"
"Uh, it was just an accident."
"Well, let's do it again."
"Give me another chance again."
"Well, don't be nervous, just relax."
"Why, why is it still not working?"
The wife finally lost her patience. Because of this incident, the good relationship between the couple was broken for the first time. She started to sneer: "I thought you were handsome and would be a hero, but I didn't expect that you were just a useless person. You are good-looking but useless. You are a waste! You are such a waste!"
These words successfully angered the husband. His eyes turned red and he entered a red temperature state. A kitchen knife appeared in his hand and he chopped at his wife fiercely, shouting as he chopped: "Who is a waste? Who is a waste? Say it again, who is a waste?"
The festively decorated bridal chamber turned into a bloody crime scene.
(End of this chapter)