Chapter 357 This time the wild history is indeed a little wild
Chapter 357 This time the wild history is indeed a little wilder
However, Huang Wei and Wan Xinpeng were actually worrying too much.
Lin Li was not running towards the two of them, but was walking to the back of the van to retrieve the coat he had just taken off and placed in the van in order to look more terrifying as a ghost.
The two of them made too much noise, so Lin Li looked at the frightened brothers with a look of surprise.
Whose little deer is this? It looks so frightened.
"What's wrong? What are you doing?" Lin Li asked.
Wan Xinpeng remained silent, with only relief on his face, and just kept moving away from Lin Li.
Huang Wei smiled awkwardly: "...No, it's okay."
I'm not so self-indulgent as to think that you would deliberately torture yourself.
There are always people who want to torture me.
Fuck you, you are really pretending.
“Then be careful. You’ve got nasolabial folds on your face.” Lin Li couldn’t hear what was going on in his mind, so he just nodded.
"Ah?" Huang Wei touched his face. His nasolabial folds have always been very obvious. He didn't know why Lin Li suddenly brought this up.
Lin Li: "I'm talking about the nasolabial lines on your wrist."
Huang Wei lowered his head when he heard that. He had been too excited just now and the handcuffs had indeed left red marks on his wrists.
Huang Wei: “…”
and many more.
What the hell are these nasolabial folds?
"Uncle, what should we do now?" After putting on his coat, Lin Li returned to Yang Liang and Yan Aosong and asked.
"I still have a lot to do tonight." Yan Aosong shrugged and counted on his fingers:
"Deal with the scene, count the stolen goods, contact the owner, and send these three people back for questioning and record their statements..."
But then Yan Aosong changed the subject: "However, Lin Li, this has nothing to do with you. The only thing you need to do now is to wait for my colleague to arrive. I will take you home. You don't need to take notes. We will write a report."
You just throw me away after using me? You are such a heartless adult.
The adult world is indeed cruel.
If Ying Zheng came to today's society, he would probably collapse, after all, he is so cruel and ruthless.
"I know. I don't plan to participate. I want to go home." But this time Lin Li did not refute and nodded honestly.
Although I was curious about these aspects, they were not mandatory requirements for the task after all, and it was already two o'clock in the morning.
It's already 2:30 when I get home, and if I have to get up at 4:30, even if I fall asleep immediately, I will only have two hours of sleep.
If you don't go back, you might as well not sleep.
——Although the "Eight-Stage Body Strengthening Exercise" mission has been completed and there is no need to force yourself to get up early to practice, Lin Li has already developed the habit of getting up early, and he doesn't want to stop here.
Just like rekindling a spark during a chat, it’s very likely that the classic “it’s all continued” phase will occur later on. It’s unnecessary, but you just don’t want it to end.
Besides, it’s not like I won’t have a chance to sleep for the rest of the day.
Including morning reading, seven of the eight classes tomorrow are suitable for sleeping - one is physical education.
You still have to concentrate on playing in physical education class.
As a student, you should combine work and rest. You can play when you want to play and study when you want to study.
"That's good." After hearing Lin Li's answer, Yan Aosong and Yang Liang both breathed a sigh of relief.
But he still couldn't completely relax. While waiting, his eyes were still fixed on Lin Li.
Huang Wei noticed this: “?”
Is there no one to take care of us? Can't we respect the thieves?
The most humiliating arrest experience ever.
It’s so funny, Lin Li is really pretentious.
Because Uncle Yan had contacted his colleagues in advance, two police cars without sirens drove here within a few minutes.
The scene was handed over to Yang Liang and other demon-suppressing masters, and Yan Aosong sent Lin Li home.
[Keep up the good work and stop and punish at least eight cases of evil practitioners who attempted to commit crimes and evil deeds within the territory of Nansang City within two months (5/8)]
When the message popped up halfway through the journey, Lin Li raised his eyebrows, a little surprised.
Of course it is not an accident that the task was completed at this time, but because it was originally (3/8), but now the number suddenly jumped by 2, two things happened.
Is this because Huang Wei and Wan Xinpeng handled the cases separately?
Or does Huang Wei's evil deeds count as theft, and Wan Xinpeng's evil deeds count as bribery?
But no matter what, Lin Li would definitely be happy to see this result.
Next time when we encounter a gang committing crimes, as long as we operate properly and defeat them one by one, we may be able to complete the task in one go.
Not sure, let's try it again when the time comes. If it succeeds, it will be a pleasant surprise. If it doesn't, it's okay. As long as there is a bottom line, it's fine.
It seems that tonight's harvest is very good, and my loss is just a black silk thread, which is completely acceptable.
Ask Qu Wanqiu to buy me another box some other day.
Raise a daughter for a moment, use her for a thousand days.
Satisfied, Lin Li was in a happy mood.
"Lin Li."
"What's wrong, uncle?" Hearing Yan Aosong's voice, Lin Li looked up.
"Don't laugh, uncle is scared." Yan Aosong looked at Lin Li through the rearview mirror, swallowed his saliva and said seriously.
Lin Li: "..."
Prejudice is in the heart of man.
Lin Li is not laughing.
After returning home, he sent a message to Dengzi, asking him to give the money to Li Sheng after seeing the message. He also gave him some extra money for his hard work and asked him to keep up the good work. Then he fell asleep quickly.
……
After getting up early today, I finally felt sleepy for the first time in a long time.
It’s been a long time since I last felt sleepy, so let this be a tribute to my brother.
So sleepy, so sleepy, so sleepy, chicken feet, so sleepy, so sleepy, so sleepy, so sleepy.
As a cultivator, I am too down-to-earth. Perhaps the cultivators in my understanding don't feel sleepy because they have spiritual energy to breathe in and out anytime and anywhere to boost their spirits?
After all, I haven't even truly possessed the concept of spiritual consciousness.
Too weak and powerless.
Lin Li, who was originally supposed to practice the physical derivative of the "Eight-Stage Body-Building Exercise" according to the plan, changed to the more relaxing and comfortable spiritual derivative this morning.
After buying breakfast, I went to the classroom.
"According to unofficial historical records, Hua Tuo did not die at the hands of Cao Cao, but at the hands of Guan Yu."
Here it comes, here it comes, the unofficial history segment, Lin Li quickened his pace.
"At that time, Guan Yu was attacking Fancheng and was shot in the right arm by an archer on Fancheng, causing him to fall off his horse."
"After returning to the base camp, we were shocked to find that this young man had no martial ethics. The arrows were poisoned and his arm was bruised."
"No ordinary doctor could cure it, so my men found the famous doctor Hua Tuo. After examining the injury, Hua Tuo said, "This poison has penetrated deep into the bone marrow and cannot be cured by conventional methods. We need to scrape the bone to remove the poison, which will be extremely painful."
"Guan Yu laughed loudly: "It doesn't matter! Why should I, Guan, be afraid of this?"
"So the treatment began. When Hua Tuo was scraping the bone, he was shocked to see Guan Yu talking and laughing calmly. He couldn't help but sigh: "Brother Guan is worthy of being a fierce general of the time. He is the reincarnation of Guan Gong." "
"Guan Yu waved his hand and said: "Brother Hua, there is no need to be modest. Your medical skills are so amazing that you can be called the reincarnation of Hua Tuo."
"Hua Tuo suddenly stopped what he was doing when he heard this, his eyes darkened: "Since Brother Guan mentioned Hua Xiong, I would like to ask, do you know who killed my son Hua Xiong?"
"Guan Yu was shocked. Who the hell mentioned Hua Xiong? But now the matter was done and there was no time to regret. Guan Yu's mind raced. The truth must not be told, so he smiled calmly and said:
"The story of Hua Xiong being killed with wine is known to all the Three Kingdoms. The one who killed Hua Xiong's son was Wen Jiu!"
"But what I didn't expect was that Hua Tuo sneered and said, "General Guan, you are talking nonsense! Everyone in the world knows that there are Windows systems such as win7, win8, win10, and win11, but there is no win9. You still want to deceive me? My son was killed by you!""
"Guan Yu was also shocked this time, and then he looked solemn. He did not respond at first, but looked at his right arm.
——After all, if Hua Tuo came after knowing the truth, then did he really have good intentions in coming to treat me?"
"Sure enough, seeing that Guan Yu had already noticed something, Hua Tuo grinned and scratched his crotch, saying, "No seat! I only scraped your bones, not the poison at all, Guan Yu, go to hell!""
"Guan Yu is speechless. What time is it now? How can I be in the mood to do a SPA?"
"But facing Hua Tuo's sarcasm, Guan Yu did not panic, but said with a gloomy face: "Brother Hua, you forced me to do this."
"Hua Tuo frowned when he saw this, unable to imagine what Guan Yu could do: "This poison has already caused him to die, what else can you do?!""
“Hehe, I originally wanted to get along with you as an ordinary person, but Brother Hua, you treated me like this, so I have to show my cards now.
A quarter of my life as a sacrifice, something for nothing! Please... Guan Sheng Di Jun possesses me!"
"With a swish, Guan Yu succeeded in summoning the gods, and the Holy Emperor Guan descended. The divine power could not hide the poison, and in an instant, the poison was forced out."
"When Hua Tuo was shocked, Guan Yu approached him with a grim smile and said, "Brother Hua, since you have evil intentions, then go to hell." "
"Hua Tuo was speechless. What time is it now? How can I be in the mood to do a SPA?"
"But facing Guan Yu's ill intentions, Hua Tuo quickly raised his head and said to Wei Yan: "Wait a minute! Everyone knows that Guan Yu's sword does not kill the old or the young, and I happen to be an old man, you can't kill me! You dare not kill me!""
"When Guan Yu heard this, he just sneered and said, "I, Guan's big knife, will not kill the old or the young, but the world does not know that before Mr. Kong Ming died, he gave me a brocade bag, which contained a small knife for me. This small knife of Guan is used to kill the old and the young!!""
"Hua Tuo was surprised: "What!? But isn't Zhuge Kongming still alive?"
"The last words Hua Tuo heard in the world were, 'Then tell me whether it was given to you before you died.'"
"After saying this, Guan Yu took out the knife from his back! Swish, swish, swish! Chuchuchu! Whoosh, whoosh, whoosh! Biubiubiu! He stabbed Hua Tuo into a vomit paste."
Bai Bufan was so absorbed in the situation that he couldn't help but take out a pen and started poking Zhou Baowei in front of him, trying to make hand-made pork balls.
After enjoying the piercing, Bai Bufan sighed and concluded softly:
"This is the unknown history, the truth buried by time."
"call--"
After speaking in a rhythmic manner, Bai Bufan let out a long breath, put down his pen, and with a dry mouth, he picked up his water cup and took a few sips.
"..."
"..."
But after drinking the water, Bai Bufan found that no matter the guys gathered in the back row or Lin Li at the front door, they were all silent until now. Especially Lin Li, who was now standing in the aisle next to Chen Yuying's seat, his hand was still in the motion of handing over the takeaway, but it was stiff, his mouth was slightly open, and his expression was shocked and slightly dull.
"Brothers, why aren't you talking?" Bai Bufan scratched his head, feeling a little uncomfortable.
Shouldn't everyone start talking like crazy?
"Grass, a plant."
“…I am speechless.”
“…No FUCK said.”
The person who respected Guan Yu the most in Class 4 of Grade 1 appeared.
Lin Li also came back to his senses, walked to the back row with a very complicated expression, and distributed breakfast.
Looking at Bai Bufan, he seemed to want to say something but stopped himself several times, but in the end he still stopped talking.
There are too many flaws in this unofficial history.
There are so many that when the brain just realizes that one point of complaint has come in to molest it, the next point of complaint has already become stronger. And when the brain has figured out how to complain about the previous point of complaint, the next point of complaint has entered the sage mode of smoking a cigarette afterwards.
Who the hell can keep up with the complaints?
(OO)←Even Shinpachi can't do it!
Obviously, the unofficial history could be divided into several mornings to tell, but Bai Bufan chose to finish it in one breath. He really did, and Lin Li cried to death.
Fortunately, although he was sleepy, he did not come late today, otherwise Lin Li would regret it for the rest of his life.
After returning to his seat, Lin Li yawned, then patted Bufan on the shoulder and said, "Excellent! Keep it up. I want to hear more of this kind of unofficial history."
"Little greedy cat, you still love Chishi so much." Bai Bufan glanced at Lin Li and said with a smile, but then he sighed:
"But this kind of stone is not common, and I... am almost burning out."
"Come on." Lin Li encouraged perfunctorily, then yawned again, turned his wrist into a perfect pillow, leaned on it, and gestured vaguely to Bai Bufan: "Sleep for a while, the teacher will come and call me."
Yawning is contagious, and Bai Bufan couldn't help but yawn.
Decision made. I’ll have a nap with you after breakfast!
But before sleeping with him, Bai Bufan looked at Lin Li curiously and asked:
"No, Lin Li, why are you so sleepy today? What did you do last night?"
Bai Bufan hadn't seen Lin Li in this state for a long time.
Could it be that... Lin Li is going to return to his top 400 spot in his grade?
Bai Bufan warmly welcomes!
"I played glue until about three o'clock last night, and I became a gentleman." There was no need to speak human language when communicating with Bai Bufan. Lin Li, who had already closed his eyes, started talking nonsense directly.
"What does it mean to be trained into a gentleman, a saint mode?" Bai Bufan asked.
Lin Li: "A gentleman's glue is as light as water. What comes out after me is glass water. I am truly a gentleman."
Bai Bufan: "(;☉_☉)?"
This is too gentlemanly.
But Bai Bufan instantly felt that this was very reasonable.
Right, all right.
No wonder those gentlemen are all law-abiding and not tempted by women, thinking they are just skeletons made of red powder.
Damn it, if I could make glue as light as water, I wouldn’t be blinded by women.
Oh, speaking of cute girls...
But then, Bai Bufan's face froze and he poked Lin Li.
"Speak." Lin Li said without moving his head or opening his eyes.
Bai Bufan: "Lin Li, it suddenly occurred to me that if I don't behave like a gentleman for a long time and end up leaking it, does my underwear count as the Ten Thousand Souls Banner?"
Lin Li: “(；☉_☉)?”
Lin Li was willing to open his eyes for this sentence, and he stared at Bai Bufan for a long time.
"Hello, it's OK."
Then, the two began to look at each other.
Then they all laughed and pointed at each other, affirming each other's ideas.
it is more than words.
——If you apply glue more, you can become a gentleman, but if you don’t apply glue, you can only become an evil cultivator using the Ten Thousand Souls Banner. There is no need to say more about the right and wrong in this matter.
The laws of our ancestors cannot be changed, so let’s make some glue first.
……
When he heard some noise beside his ears, Lin Li opened his eyes. Although he had no saliva, he still wiped his mouth subconsciously.
This sleep was quite comfortable. Touching his cheek, Lin Li could still feel the marks caused by the wrinkles of his autumn coat.
After sobering up a little, Lin Li looked at Bai Bufan beside him and asked, "Is morning reading over? The teacher is not here yet?"
"The first English class is over." Bai Bufan replied.
"Stupid."
Thinking it was a scam, Lin Li laughed and cursed, but then he frowned because he found that there were English books on everyone's desk.
And the morning reading is Chinese.
Normally, if the first class is Chinese or English, morning reading will usually be a perfect connection.
However, the morning reading period at Nansang Middle School is divided into two periods, one, three, and five, and two, four. Chinese and English take up one period each, and then after the midterm exam, the two subjects exchange periods so that the number of morning reading times for the two subjects is similar.
So after the change, the situation is now that the first class is English, but the morning reading is Chinese.
"Holy crap? The first period is over?" Lin Li said in surprise after checking the time on his smartwatch, then looked at Bai Bufan:
"Why didn't you call me?"
"I fell asleep, too." Bai Bufan shrugged numbly. "Binbin didn't come today, so I didn't wake up during the morning reading. I slept until after the English class, when I was woken up by Koukou."
"Ah?" Lin Li was a little confused when he heard that. "You were woken up by Kukou? Kukou must have noticed that I was sleeping, so why didn't she wake me up?"
Bai Bufan looked at Lin Li with a complicated expression.
……
Fifty minutes ago.
KuKu arrived at the classroom.
"Good morning every one, class begins~"
After the opening remarks, when everyone in Class 4 stood up, Koukou immediately noticed the two creatures in the upper right corner of the classroom in her field of vision.
——I will never forget the corner I saw even if I die.
At this moment, Zhou Baowei tried to reach out and wake up Bai Bufan normally.
Koukou raised his eyebrows, was stunned for a moment, then walked over and patted Bai Bufan.
When Bai Bufan raised his head sleepily, he saw Koukou pointing at him, then at his textbooks, and finally at the locker behind him.
OK, I understand. It’s time to go back to my happy hometown.
Bai Bufan gave an OK gesture naturally, and then prepared to wake up Lin Li and ask him to roll to the back with him.
"No need, just stand by yourself." Koukou stopped her with a smile, and her voice was deliberately low.
Bai Bufan: "(;☉_☉)?"
"what?"
This, this is not right.
Koukou smiled even more and nodded again to confirm with Bai Bufan.
So, Bai Bufan left dejectedly with his textbook.
His back looks like a dog.
Koukou returned to the podium table.
QQ already knows Lin Li’s English level. Although no one knows how he learned it, Lin Li’s vocabulary has indeed reached the college entrance examination level. Currently, listening and speaking are his only relative weaknesses.
So, it’s okay to skip a few classes.
but now.
Koukou looked at a man standing in front of the locker in a daze, which triggered the helpless Bai Bufan, and she nodded with relief.
What a quiet classroom.
Maybe you can take this class with a smile.
Hehehe, but don’t laugh too loudly, or you may wake Lin Li up.
……
"Just like that, I spent a boring, lonely and hopeless English class, while Koukou attended the class with a smile on her face."
"It's been a long time since I've seen the young lady smile so happily. As a housekeeper, it's worth it even if I die."
"Lin Li, have you seen the blackboard?" Bai Bufan said, pointing to the blackboard.
"What's wrong?" Lin Li looked at the blackboard, and there was no writing on it, so he asked.
"What did you see?" Bai Bufan asked.
"Nothing at all."
"That's right, there's nothing! Koukou was so happy that he even forgot to assign homework!" Bai Bufan shrugged.
Lin Li: "..."
"..."
Eh no?
Society is a horrible thing.
Where did the QQ that I first met go?
Where is the QQ that used to be a resentful ghost looking at me because I didn’t pay attention in English class?
Although Koukou was full of resentment at that time, he was a true people's teacher who wanted to save this misguided teenager!
But now, in such a short period of time, she has fallen to this point?
Society is indeed a big melting pot.
Lin Li is deeply saddened.
(End of this chapter)