Chapter 357: The Guy at Job Interview 17

Chapter 357: The Guy at Job Interview 17

Interviewer: In order to ensure the accuracy of the report, we have a lie detector here. It will sound if you say something that is not in your mind. Do you mind?

The interviewer knew that this was the case again. These employees who came for promotion interviews liked to say this, expanding on their questions to make people think that they were capable.

If the interviewers are not careful, they will give a raise to those guys who have no work ability, while those employees who could have received a raise will not get one. So this time, these interviewers have found a solution.

He took out a lie detector from under the table in front of him, so that they could only tell the truth. If they continued to play tricks like before, the machine would start to sound.

Employee: I don’t mind.

The interviewer who was interviewing for the promotion asked the employee if he minded. What nonsense is that? Who wouldn't mind? But what can I do? I can only answer that I don't mind.

However, the polygraph on the table started to sound and the interviewer stared at the employee.

Employee: I kind of mind.

When the employee looked at the interviewer's eyes, he began to sweat, so he tactfully said that he still minded a little.

But the next moment, the polygraph showed no mercy and started beeping again.

Employee: I feel so annoyed.

The employee now knows that this lie detector is really cruel. It will ring if it does not tell what is in his mind. He can already predict that he may not get a promotion or a salary increase this time.

But since I'm here, I have to give it a try. What if I succeed by accident?

[Ellie Kaslana] "The sound of this lie detector is kind of cute."

[Aha Kaslana] "Hahahahahahahahahaha, I'm sure this lie detector must have been made by a masked fool who believes in Aha, just to trick people for fun."

[Border D-class <member>] "I think it was Aha who did it. After all, he'll do anything as long as it's fun."

[Qingque (Playing with Cards)] "How pitiful! Fortunately, Taipusi doesn't have such a thing."

[Fu Xuan (Taibusi's pink-haired loli Taibusi)] "Oh? Qingque, what you said reminds me. It seems I have to buy a lie detector. Next time I want to know if you've been slacking off, I can just give you a call and turn on the lie detector to find out. I don't have to use my Divine Eye to guess."

[Qingque (Playing cards to death)] "Ah? Master Taibu, don't do that!"

Interviewer: I saw in your report that you want to take the position of deputy director?

When the interviewer looked at the employee's resume, he never expected that this small employee with a monthly salary of only 2500 yuan had such great ambitions. He actually wanted to skip the positions of team leader, supervisor, and manager. What was this employee thinking?

He was beginning to wonder if the employee in front of him had a problem with his brain? !

Employee: Of course I passed every job interview in one try!

However, the employee forgot that there was a lie detector on the table, so he just lied and said he passed the job interview in one try.

And the lie detector doesn't tolerate him. If you dare to brag, then I will dare to ring.

Employee: I passed the interview after 17 attempts.

After hearing the sound of the polygraph, the employees remembered the existence of this thing and that they should not lie.

The next moment, he raised his hands to cover his face in embarrassment and told how many interviews he had taken before he was admitted.

That was 17 times in total, and now he felt like he had lost all face.

[Firefly Kaslana] "Pfft~ Is this the high-level cow-horse who has been interviewed for 17 rounds?"

[Kiana Kaslana] "Stop talking. You can do anything else with 2,500 yuan a month. Why do you have to be a slave?"

Interviewer: Tell me about your experience!

The interviewer was already certain that this employee had no chance of getting promoted, and he could have simply let him go.

But since no one else came to interview for promotion, I decided to listen to how this guy was getting by.

After he said that he had interviewed 17 times before being hired, he knew he had no chance of promotion. Just when he thought he was about to be fired.

The interviewer actually asked me to report my experience. Doesn't that mean I still have a chance to be promoted? My eyes lit up instantly and I started reporting.

[Hunting Joy Kaslana] "Hahaha, this employee probably doesn't know yet that he has been eliminated."

[Vita Kaslana] "That's right. The interviewer should be following the procedure now, otherwise he would have been kicked out long ago."

[Flori Kaslana] "That's not right? I haven't seen this video. Isn't the title about the Trailblazer's one-year summary? Why is it about this employee's promotion and salary increase?"

[Gained another ten pounds] "Don't worry, don't worry. The employee report later is actually our pioneers' experience this year. You will know it later."

Employee: Last April, I encountered a train and the conductor said that I could ride for free, with food and accommodation provided, and could also travel at public expense.

The employees recalled the Starry Sky Train at that time and what the train conductor Pam said. In fact, she was not wrong. Exploring everywhere is the same as traveling.

[Aha Kaslana] "Ahahahaha, 24/7 field dispatch, salary depends entirely on work injury insurance."

['Red Cloud' Qiu Feng] "Oh! Now I remember, he should be the one who appeared in the lower area of ​​Beloberg."

[Nothingness] "Yeah, when I heard that he had 17 job interviews, I felt familiar with him. I just remembered that we met at Beloberg."

Interviewer: This is too suspicious, it must be a scam. Our company would never do this.

After hearing what the employee said, the interviewer saw that the polygraph did not sound, which meant that the employee did not lie. This kind of pie in the sky thing is obviously a scam!

The company would not defraud its employees like this, but the interviewer forgot that there was a lie detector on his desk, and it rang when he spoke the words.

Interviewer: This is our corporate culture.

The interviewer's meaning was very clear, that is, the company often commits fraud.

[Jiaoqiu Kaslana] "Oh my, this company is really bad. They are the leaders in fraud."

["Lin" Changyang Kaslana] "Alas, there is nothing I can do. After all, his strength is there. Even if he commits fraud, you can't do anything to him."

Employee: Yeah, so I got in the car right away.

When the employees heard that they could travel at public expense, they got on the bus on the spot.

Interviewer: I suggest you look at your brain.

But when the interviewer heard the other party get on the car without hesitation, he began to wonder if the other party was a fool. Couldn't he see through such a scam? Why did the company agree to his interview?

Employee: The train ended up dropping me off in Yalilo—VI made a major discovery.

Interviewer: What did you find?

As soon as the interviewer heard that the other party had made an important discovery, he immediately became alert, picked up his pen and notebook, and was ready to record the important matters at any time.