Chapter 361 Eat my star core essence!

Chapter 361 Eat my star core essence!

Employee: So I came to apply for a little bit of funding from V100 million so that I can go back and get the star core to boost the company’s performance!

[Kiana (I like Mei the most)] "Baidiandian? The word is all wrong! You are not as smart as me!"

[Xing (the Saint of the Trash Can Clan)] "This employee is a bit greedy. He wants to apply for a little more funding."

[Gold Dust (Little Peacock)] "What's going on with this company? How did someone like this get in?"

[Topa (Xiaoye Lingna)] "Uh... According to the previous plot, he came for interviews 17 times, and the interviewers were annoyed, so they let him in so that they wouldn't see him again!"

[Once a Lemon Girl Nuan] "Stop talking. With his damn ability, he still wants to apply for funding. Get him out!"

[Beep~]

Employee: I want to be the sales champion!

[Beep~]

Employee: I want to make money. After the job is done, we will split the bonus 20:80!

Hearing the polygraph sounding continuously, the employees started to bribe the interviewer directly.

[Beep~]

Employee: One-nine!

[Beep~]

Employee: I want them all!

Well, the polygraph didn’t go off this time. It seems this guy is quite greedy!

Interviewer: You are here just to defraud the funds, right?

After hearing this, the interviewer already knew the purpose of this guy coming here, which was to cheat people out of money.

Employee: No way...

The employee found out that his purpose had been guessed, his eyes became evasive and he began to refute, but because of the mask, the interviewer did not see it.

But the polygraph detected it and it rang immediately.

This made the interviewer's eyes glow red as he stared at this guy who came to defraud funds.

Employee: Well, I am.

After noticing the way the interviewer was staring at him, the employee became frustrated and told the truth: yes, he was there to cheat people out of their money.

Interviewer: If you have the ability you reported, why did you prepare for six or seven years and interview 17 times before becoming a grassroots employee?

The interviewer also looked disappointed. He said that if the employee had applied what he reported to him in his work, he would not have spent six or seven years preparing for the job. Now he would still be a grassroots employee and would probably have been promoted long ago.

Employee: This, doesn’t this show that I am very enthusiastic about joining the company?

The employee also tried to misinterpret the meaning, saying that he was incompetent and that by having so many interviews, he seemed very proactive and liked the company very much.

Although this is a good thing to say, the polygraph has no consciousness. Once it detects a lie, it will sound an alarm.

Employee: Because I don't have a backdoor, but the Star Core is in the hotel now! I just need to buy an annual membership at the Daydream Hotel to get it!

The employee didn't expect that he would say it out loud. He was already unwilling to accept it. When he thought about those employees with similar abilities to him, they had connections and used backdoors, and now they are almost higher than him.

But he didn't want to give up, and said that the star core was still in Pinocchio. He wanted to apply for funds to move into the Daydream Hotel and get the star core.

But the polygraph went off again, and in the end the employee had no choice but to tell the truth.

Employee: I want to sleep in a hotel at public expense.

Interviewer: Um... Director Topa, what do you think?

At this point, the interviewer asks for the name of someone who is not in the room.

Now I know, it wasn't the interviewer who wanted to hear the story this guy made up, but Director Topa who asked for it.

As the interviewer asked, an area of ​​the wall next to the interviewer disappeared like a high-tech door, revealing Director Topa and the employee who was holding the account and looking at him in confusion.

Employee: Director Topa! ?

The employee was shocked, he never expected that Director Topa was right next to him, listening to his report just now. Well, he had guessed it, he was in trouble.

Then, Zhang Zhang and the polygraph screamed together. It turned out that it was not a polygraph, but a recorder with Zhang Zhang's screams.

[Kiana Kaslana] "It's over, it's over. This employee has met the real boss."

[Firefly Kaslana] "Look, we, the Star Core Spirits, are all confused. When did his experience become the other party's? This employee is in trouble."

Topa: I don't live in Pinocchio, why are you asking me? Star Core Spirit, you have a room in Pinocchio, do you want to take him in?

Topa smiled slightly and didn't care. It was none of her business, so don't ask her.

Then, Topa looked at Qiong next to him with a playful expression and joked with her, asking her whether she should take in this employee.

Qiong: What if he destroys my star core? Should I take the initiative?

Qiong looked at Topa and instantly understood what the other party meant. He just wanted to eat melons, but he also wanted me to take him in. Aren’t you afraid that he will destroy my star core?

But then again, I am a star core spirit, and now I am only one year old, killing people is not against the law! What am I afraid of? I immediately took out the bat and prepared to strike first.

[Dream? Yuslana] "Could this Topa be transformed from Fireworks?"

[Hunting Joy Kaslana] "It's possible, but there's no evidence. However, the sound of the lie detector is the same!"

[Aha Kaslana] "Hahahaha, did you see that? There are stick figures in the English translation of what Qiong said. They seem to be practicing martial arts."

[Xi'er Kaslana] "It looks like this little guy is fighting, but it's so abstract!"

[Ellie Kaslana] "Yes! That's right. You dare to think about my star core? I'll kill you first!"

[Kiana Kurumi] "And let him play in the resurrection match?"

[Ranpo Kaslana] "Forget it. Just him? Playing a resurrection match? I don't think he can be resurrected."

Employee: Huh…?

The employee was scared. Looking at the baseball bat that Qiong took out, which was thicker than his arm, he felt that he was going to be doomed.

[Eden Kaslana] "Qiong: Can you see how big my stick is?"

[BorderD-class <member>] "? The best thing you can say upstairs is the bat in Qiong's hand."

Qiong: And the experience he described sounded so familiar to me, as if I had experienced it myself! I remember my copyright has not expired yet.

Qiong, holding a baseball bat in his hand, slowly walked towards the employee and began to settle accounts. You can use my deeds to get yourself a promotion and a raise in salary. Not bad, young man. You are quite courageous!

As he spoke, he walked up to the employee who was so scared that he sat on the ground, raised the bat, injected the power into the bat, and hit it directly at the employee's head!

[Floating Life Sighs·Zhuangzi Travels] "Sinai!"

[Vita Kaslana] "Captured the Interstellar Peace Corporation employee performance points!"

[Funina Kaslana] "Uh...does that employee have performance points?"

[Fury Kaslana] "I don't think this guy has it. He's just living a lazy life."

The employee was knocked down by Qiong's stick and lost sight of the scene in front of him.

Employee: What's going on? Why would I have such a dream?

On the other side, the employee woke up with sweat on his face. He couldn't understand why he had such an outrageous dream.

But the next moment, he saw the scene in front of him, and then he realized that he was not dreaming an outrageous dream, but that everything that had just happened was real, and he was dead now!

why?

Because there was a person opposite him holding a card and asking him if he wanted one, it seemed like it was his turn now.