Chapter 364 Wonderful talent show!
When Ji Baxiao said a series of blessings, Ye Junlin was almost stunned.
Good guy, you only have a great vocabulary, right?
"Finally, I wish Senior Ye that the road will be evergreen and immortal!"
After Ji Baxiao finished speaking, he breathed a sigh of relief. You can imagine that this was also a big challenge for him.
Everyone looked strange.
"Brother Ji, you are really..." Lin Duxiu smiled bitterly, once again refreshing his understanding of this long-time friend.
Li Wujie was amused and gave a thumbs up: "Second brother, you are such a fucking talent!"
"Thank you, thank you." Ji Baxiao's tone was slightly modest, but there was a look of pride on his face that could not be concealed.
"Okay, I've accepted your blessings, thank you for your kind words!" Ye Junlin said angrily.
This little boy is really a living treasure!
"Everyone, we are all here." Goubuli wore a Xuanhuang Taoist robe, put his hands into his cuffs, and walked in with a smile on his face, looking like a dog.
"This is..." Ji Baxiao noticed the aura on the other person's body and said movedly.
"This is Senior Gou, a member of the Tengu clan from ancient times. He is now the guest elder of our Xuantian Holy Land." Lin Duxiu introduced.
"Hey, hello, little guy." Goubuli said with a smile.
For some reason, when he looked at Ji Baxiao, he always felt that he was a kindred spirit to some extent, and he felt very cordial!
"Licking, licking dog people?"
Ji Baxiao almost suspected that his ears had misheard, and looked up and down at the old man again, "It turns out that he is an old licker..."
Goubuli: "?"
This guy, his ears don’t work well at a young age, and his brain also doesn’t work well?
They are the Tengu clan, not the dog-licking clan!
You can call me a dog, but you can never call me a dog licker! !
This is a matter of principle!
"Actually, Xiao Ji was right. You were indeed Empress Fuyao's licking dog before." Ye Junlin thought for a while and said seriously.
Goubuli: "..."
Fellow Daoist Ye, what you said makes me very embarrassed!
"By the way, what kind of programs are arranged in the Holy Land during this Chinese New Year? For example, cross talk, skits, singing, dancing and cotton playing." Ye Junlin's expression moved slightly and he asked curiously.
Lin Duxiu's face was solemn, "Don't worry, Senior Ye, there was no such thing before, but if it is your request, Xuantian Holy Land will fully cooperate. These days, the Holy Lord has personally handled the matter to ensure that every program is exciting. !”
"Not bad." Ye Junlin nodded.
Ji Baxiao alerted himself and raised his hand, "Everyone, I also have a talent show!"
"you?!"
Everyone looked at him with doubts in their eyes.
Li Wujie seemed to be thinking of something, and said unnaturally: "Second brother, although your courage is commendable, in this special moment, it would be against the customs of you to perform that way in front of everyone. ah."
"Brother Ji, put away your magical powers! Don't cause trouble!" Lin Duxiu also thought about what happened last time, her face changed instantly, and she quickly tried to dissuade him.
After all, Ji Baxiao's newly improved yin and yang magic is still vivid in their minds and unforgettable.
If such a weird magical power were to be used in Xuantian Holy Land, many brothers and elders would be deeply involved, and it would definitely cause chaos on the scene!
"What do you mean?" Ye Junlin raised his eyebrows. Could it be that there was something new that he didn't know about?
"Master, the thing is like this, the last time I went to Yin Yang Holy Land..." Li Wuzhe looked a little embarrassed and explained in a calm manner.
"Ouch!"
When he learned what happened, Ye Junlin looked at Ji Baxiao in surprise, as if he was looking at a rare treasure.
This ability is great, it can relieve boredom when you are bored!
If you want to watch a short movie in the future, why bother?
Direct 3D audio and video surround, giving you the feeling of flying!
"Ahem, I can understand your desire to show off your talents, but this is not the right time to watch this during the Chinese New Year."
Ye Junlin pretended to cough a few times and said seriously.
"Ah this,"
Ji Baxiao took two steps back as if struck by a bolt from the blue.
He was in a very depressed mood and felt that his great talents had nowhere to be used. He said helplessly: "In this case, then I have nothing to perform..."
Suddenly, he was tapped on the shoulder.
Ji Baxiao turned around and saw Goubuli looking at him with a smile, not to mention how obscene that smile was.
"Old licking dog, what are you going to do?" Ji Baxiao was wary. He couldn't help but clamp his legs together and raise his hips crazily.
"Young man, although you can't perform in front of the public, you can come to me when you are free. I am still very interested in your special talents. We have the same goals..."
Goubuli smiled.
To know.
The void mirror he specially used to peek at the immortals taking a bath has been broken, and his favorite entertainment channel is no longer available. This makes him feel that something is missing during this period.
Now, when he learned that Ji Baxiao's interpretation of the Yin-Yang Diagram can directly make people immerse themselves in the scene and watch countless passionate spring scenes, Goubuli instantly became very interested!
Who knows.
Ji Baxiao looked disgusted, "Do you still need this for your status? Why don't you just find a few dogs to show you? How simple!"
He felt that using the Yin-Yang Diagram on Goubuli was simply overkill.
Goubuli stared at Di Liuliu with titanium alloy dog eyes and said with excitement:
"What are you talking about, little 떚? I have the same taste as you humans!"
Ji Baxiao was stunned, and then quickly admitted his mistake, "Sorry, sorry, I misunderstood. It turned out that we are really like-minded."
At this time, Canglangjun shouted from downstairs: "Everyone, come down quickly, the show is about to start!"
"Walk."
Ye Junlin and the others left the attic and headed towards their destination.
In the open square.
The crowd was thick and dense as far as the eye could see.
"First of all, regarding this annual meeting, as the Holy Master of Xuantian Holy Land, I have the following three points to say..."
Jiang Tianming has a majestic figure and a majestic face. He has the aura of a person in a position of power. He stands in the center of the stage with his hands behind his back and is about to deliver an important speech.
The surrounding brothers and elders all looked depressed, knowing that this was an essential part of every annual meeting.
Sometimes when the interest arises, I will talk non-stop, saying it is three o'clock, but in fact the flood is overwhelming!
But this time, with Ye Junlin here, it is destined to be a unique annual meeting!
"Xiao Jiang, stop beeping, come down quickly, we are still waiting to watch the show." Ye Junlin shouted impatiently after taking his seat.
What he hates most is this kind of leadership speech!
What a waste of time!
When he was studying in front of the university, he wanted to say to the leaders on the stage countless times: If you don't say a few words, you will die, right? ! !
Therefore, Ye Junlin hates this kind of leadership speech, and if he is around, he will resolutely put an end to this behavior!
"Well,"
Jiang Tianming was choked instantly, his expression extremely embarrassed.
You know, he prepared a full-page speech for this annual meeting.
Now, it’s all useless!
What a pity...
Of course, Jiang Tianming did not dare to show any dissatisfaction, so he said with an apologetic smile: "Senior Ye, I'll come down right away."
Then he left the center of the stage in despair, his majestic and domineering look just now gone.
Seeing this scene, the monks felt extremely happy, and their eyes looking at Ye Junlin were full of awe and gratitude.
The Supreme Holy Lord, you are wise!
soon.
Round after round of shows began to take place.
As for the props used, they were all provided by Canglangjun for free. He used his forgery ability to have all kinds of artifacts, no matter what style, to meet the needs of all actors.
In terms of visual experience, it brings good effects to everyone!
It’s quite realistic!
On stage.
A handsome young man was kicked to the ground, with blood spilling from the corner of his mouth. Several men sneered. The tall man at the head crossed his arms and said arrogantly: "Little man, I advise you to leave Xun'er, otherwise you will suffer a lot in the future. !”
The young man wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth, gritted his teeth and said, "Why?"
"You are a useless piece of trash. A loser like you still has the nerve to date Xun'er. Just take a piss and look in the mirror. Are you worthy?"
"Huh, three years in Hedong and three years in Hexi, don't bully young people into poverty! I swear, one day you will regret it!!"
…
In the first seat, Ye Junlin looked strange.
Let’s not talk about singing, dancing, playing music, etc. The arrangement of this sketch is quite interesting.
The plot is either about the struggles of losers, or about pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger, or about a domineering fairy king falling in love with me.
"Senior Ye, the Holy Lord just asked me to ask you, are you satisfied with these programs?" Lin Duxiu said.
Ye Junlin said: "It's okay, it's a bit interesting."
"That's good."
Lin Duxiu was relieved and showed a relaxed smile.
As each program ended, the audience burst into thunderous applause, cheers and cheers.
at this time.
In the center of the stage, stood a man with blue hair hanging around his waist, a slender figure and a handsome face.
The blue-haired man was holding a golden trident, his eyes were red, tears were falling down his face, and he was speaking his lines emotionally.
"Xiao Wu, we are finally going to be together again..."
땤In front, there lies a woman in a pink skirt with closed eyes and bunny ears.
After saying that, the blue-haired man took a deep breath and raised the golden trident in his hand. A bright red halo appeared behind him, and his long blue hair was flying in the wind.
The blue-haired man endured the pain and shouted in a voice that was almost a roar:
"Resurrection! My beloved!"
The voice contained firmness and unforgettable true feelings, which made countless female brothers' eyes wet and shed two lines of moved tears.
"Haha," Ye Junlin rubbed his nose, feeling that such forced and sensational lines were awkward.
Just when the emotion in the audience reached its climax, a thunderous cow cry suddenly came from the sky, resounding over Taixuan Prefecture.
Moo~! ! !
This thick and dull cow cry contains anger that makes people tremble with fear.
Countless monks in Taixuan Prefecture were startled. The joyful festive atmosphere was instantly broken, and the terrifying aura spread in every corner of the place like a vast ocean.
"Fuck!"
The blue-haired man couldn't even hold the fork steady, and fell to the ground in fright.
땤The girl with rabbit ears who was pretending to be dead just now was so frightened that she opened her eyes and screamed repeatedly.
Suddenly, the audience was in chaos.
"What's going on?!" Everyone asked in surprise.
"This breath, could it be..." Goubuli's face changed slightly, and he immediately knew who it was.
In the distant horizon, a huge demonic wind swept over, and a bull-headed figure with a strong sense of oppression quickly broke into the Xuantian Holy Land, and all the defensive formations were destroyed in an instant and lost their function.
Niu Batian's face was full of rage, with scorching air waves from his nostrils, a bright fairy wheel behind him, and his whole body was shrouded in a thick energy mist, his eyes were as bright as a big ball, so bright.
The dull voice sounded like a huge bell, shaking the entire Xuantian Holy Land.
"The leader of the Ten Thousand Demons Alliance is here!"
"Ye, come out quickly and accept the punishment!"