Chapter 364 If the road ahead is hell, will you still move forward without hesitation?
Chapter 364 If the road ahead is hell, will you still move forward without hesitation?
Lin Li gave a thumbs up. This was very outside. There was indeed no problem in eating outside. He couldn't complain.
With such a mother, Brother Ziang must be so happy every day.
So, Lin Li said solemnly: "Brother Ziang, what is Auntie's WeChat and mobile number? I will ask my mother to block her and not let her play with Auntie anymore."
——Lin Li is now a little worried that the atmosphere in his community will corrupt Wu Min.
Ugh.
Previously, when Lin Li saw the story of "Meng'er's Three Moves", he sneered at it, thinking it was an exaggeration and meaningless.
But now, Lin Li had a complete epiphany.
How pitiful are the hearts of children all over the world.
As children, who among us doesn’t hope that our parents will have a bright future?
Therefore, I definitely want to provide my parents with the best environment for growth and reduce external resistance, even if I know that this can only play a tiny role, I still work hard.
Zeng Ziang heard this: "..."
In fact, Lin Li was worrying too much.
Zeng Ziang also felt awe for his parents who were able to raise a talent like Lin Li.
Lin Li was afraid that his mother would be led astray after playing with his own mother. Wasn't he afraid too?
It's a two-way escape.
There was a deep fear of the other's mother in the eyes of both of them. It was not until the ordered dishes were served that they calmed down a little and started to eat.
Lin Li also has his own way of eating with people he is not particularly familiar with.
Lin Li would adjust his own eating speed according to the other person's eating speed, trying his best to make sure he finished eating slower than the other person, but only a little bit slower.
When it comes to being a human being, Lin Li is quite good, and his control of the right timing is second only to Hannibal.
"Lin Li, I'm done eating. I'll go drive the car over first. You wait for me at the door." Zeng Ziang picked up the tissue on the table and wiped his mouth. Seeing that there was only a little residue left in Lin Li's mouth, he stood up and said.
——The parking lot near the swimming pool is quite large. Although it is the weekend, it is not summer after all, so there must be space.
Moreover, after buying the ticket to enter the museum, the parking fee can be 100% deducted, which makes it free, so Zeng Ziang decided to drive there.
"Okay." Lin Li agreed.
After quickly finishing his meal, he got up and waited outside the door.
"Drip."
Soon, a car not far away honked at Lin Li.
Lin Li walked straight over, sat in the passenger seat, and threw the handbag containing swimming trunks and other items on the back seat.
"Fasten your seat belts, let's go Gogogo~"
Zeng Ziang spoke casually, turned on the music and navigation, and drove towards Nansang Swimming Pool.
Lin Li, who had fastened his seat belt, had nothing to do, and his eyes subconsciously focused on the storage compartment between the two of them.
"What's wrong? Do you want some paper?"
Zeng Ziang noticed Lin Li's gaze and looked ahead at the road. He relied on muscle memory to open the cover above the storage compartment, revealing a large pack of Qingfeng tissues underneath, and patted it gently:
"You can draw a few by yourself."
Lin Li leaned over to take a look, then felt a little disappointed: "Ah, no black silk stockings?"
Zeng Ziang: "(;☉_☉)?"
At this moment, Zeng Ziang's doubts about Lin Li exceeded his appreciation for life. He chose not to look at the road and turned his head to stare at Lin Li, unable to hold back and complaining loudly:
"Who the hell would wear black stockings here? This is a sedan, not a gun truck! And there are only you and me in the car, why are you so disappointed if there are no black stockings?"
Is that so?
Uncle Yan, oh Uncle Yan, you are really not a serious person!
Lin Li smiled at Zeng Ziang, signaling him to drive carefully, without any explanation.
The car continued to drive and Lin Li took out his cell phone.
I first responded to Chen Yuying's sharing of her experience of lunch, and then responded to each one one by one, making sure to respond to everything.
It's not annoying at all, and there's a sense of accomplishment as an emperor reviewing just the right number of memorials.
"Lin Li: I just finished eating too. I'm on the way to the swimming pool now."
"Chen Yuying: I don't know what I'm going to do this afternoon. Maybe I'll go out with grandma."
"Chen Yuying: "Quote Image" By the way, were you mixing cement this morning?"
Lin Li raised his eyebrows slightly.
Why does the topic jump so quickly?
And the picture Chen Yuying quoted was the photo of the girl at the construction site that he used to fish for her photo in the morning.
Why don’t you talk about it now if you didn’t do it in the morning? It’s okay, just pamper yourself.
"Lin Li: Yes, my neighbor took the photo for me. I am now a qualified sailor."
How come the cement master is not considered a sailor?
"Chen Yuying: That's a good shot."
But Chen Yuying didn't complain about this, she just praised it.
and many more.
Lin Li blinked at first, then curled his lips, realizing that things didn't seem to be simple.
"Lin Li: Wait, are you suggesting that I take pictures for you at the swimming pool as well?"
"Chen Yuying: I didn't say that."
"Chen Yuying: "The Escaped Pig""
"Lin Li: Then I won't take any pictures. You know, I don't really have the habit or interest to take selfies."
"Chen Yuying: Good!! (Very happy)"
"Lin Li: But if you say you want to see it, I will take a picture! (Very serious)"
"Chen Yuying: I want to see it."
"Lin Li: Unfortunately, due to privacy concerns, Nansang Swimming Pool does not allow cell phones to be brought into the pool."
"Chen Yuying withdrew a message."
"Lin Li: Of course, I can still take pictures in the bathroom and locker room before and after entering the swimming pool."
"Chen Yuying: Lin Li, how do I withdraw my withdrawal?"
"Lin Li: Can't you just resend it?"
"Chen Yuying: I want to see it."
"Lin Li: Got it!"
Lin Li couldn't let go of the smile on his face.
In fact, you can bring mobile phones into the swimming pool. You just have to bear the losses yourself. Haha, you are fooling fools.
Zeng Ziang, who was driving, glanced at Lin Li in confusion at this time.
Who is this guy chatting with?
I gave him all the candy.
……
After arriving at the sports center and coming out of the parking lot, the two went to the swimming pool.
"Hello, buy your ticket." There was no one queuing, Zeng Ziang said to the front desk.
"Okay, please scan the code here to enter the mini program to buy tickets. Adults pay 40 yuan per session, and each session is two and a half hours, including shower time. The time will start from five minutes after you get the bracelet. If you exceed the time by half an hour, you will need to pay an additional ten yuan. If you exceed the time by more than half an hour, it will be charged as two sessions."
Since this was not the first time Lin Li came here, he was familiar with the place. He quickly took Zeng Ziang to buy a ticket and got the bracelet with the locker key.
Zeng Ziang also bought a neck-hanging cell phone bag, ready to bring his cell phone in.
The two walked towards the locker room.
Because they were bought together, the bracelets are consecutive numbers and the cabinets are naturally connected as well.
Lin Li quickly took off his clothes in front of the locker and put on a swimming cap and swimming trunks.
Send them all, buddy.
After the whole process was completed, Lin Li turned around and saw Zeng Ziang still browsing his phone in front of the cabinet, fully dressed.
"Brother, aren't you going to change your clothes? What are you looking at? Why are you so engrossed?" Lin Li was a little surprised.
“No hurry.” Zeng Ziang looked mysterious, and then showed the screen of his mobile phone to Lin Li: “Lin Li, what do you think of this?”
Lin Li looked at the screen.
This wave... is very big, white and tender, and it undulates with the owner's movements. There is a deep scar in the middle, which is fascinating.
Lin Li groaned: "I'll watch this wave over and over again."
Then he sighed:
"Alas, just looking at it makes me worry about the country and the people."
“Today, under the cloak of peace lies global turmoil, but there are always people who want to tear off the cloak of peace and take control of the world.”
Zeng Ziang nodded with satisfaction, and continued to look at the screen, muttering to himself: "What a pity, why only take the top photo? A graduation photo would have been fine..."
Lin Li pointed and smiled.
“Alas,” Zeng Ziang then sighed and looked at Lin Li: “Lin Li, everyone says that the Internet has advantages and disadvantages, but how come I have been using it so far and have always seen advantages but no disadvantages.”
Lin Li: “(；☉_☉)?”
Hey wait a minute.
What the hell are the pros and cons you're talking about.
Of course, the answer came to his mind instantly, and Lin Li looked at Zeng Ziang's hand.
Lin Li didn't know what Zeng Ziang's faults were, but he had a feeling that when he returned home tonight, Brother Ziang's hands would start to show off again.
Good job, Haki.
Speaking of hands, I wonder what Bai Bufan is doing now, is he having a threesome?
But Zeng Ziang was not Bai Bufan after all, so Lin Li did not express this thought, but was a little confused:
"Brother, we all understand if you like to watch this, so send it to me, but there's no need to rush to watch it now, right? Why don't you hurry up and go to the swimming pool? We have spent money on our time."
Lin Li really didn't understand why Zeng Ziang started watching at this time. He had been watching serious stuff in the morning during breaks from work and while eating, but he suddenly started watching at this point without any signs.
Upon hearing this, Zeng Ziang turned off his phone and looked around to make sure no one was paying attention to him.
After confirming, he first glanced at the numerous lower chambers, then approached the numerous upper chambers and whispered in their ears:
"I'm a nice person, I hope to swell up a bit before taking off my pants."
"If it was shrunken, I'd be a little embarrassed."
"Also, Lin Li, were you really a slave in the past? What did you eat on a daily basis? Did you go to the gun shop to buy supplies all day long?"
Lin Li: “(；☉_☉)?”
What a surprising answer.
But when he understood the meaning, Lin Li couldn't help laughing:
"Brother, fuck... Ok, ok, I understand. You continue. I'll go take a quick shower. I'll wait for you at the entrance when you're done."
The more Lin Li thought about it, the more he wanted to laugh. He lowered his head and walked towards the shower room.
Lin Li didn't have to wait too long, Zeng Ziang, who was only wearing swimming trunks, came to his side. Lin Li couldn't help but take a look at Zeng Ziang's House of Commons.
The swimming trunks are a little loose and the waistline is not tightly fitted, so they are not very slim-fitting, but even so, the size of the bulge is, well, tsk.
If this is the complete form...
When Zeng Ziang saw pity in Lin Li's eyes, he waved his hands violently:
"No! No! Don't get me wrong! The effect of the drug in the video has worn off! It has worn off! Now it's in a cute state! It's not ferocious anymore!"
"It's a sleeping lion now! Don't try to provoke it!"
"Hmm."
Lin Li nodded as if to say, "I understand," then stepped over the foot-soaking disinfection pool and actually walked into the swimming pool area.
Zeng Ziang followed without laughing.
What greeted them was not the beautiful girls in bikinis, but the crying of a little boy.
The priest was ecstatic.
——The two of them walked in a few steps, before they even saw the swimming pool, they saw a mother educating a child.
Physical education.
"Sorry, sorry." After noticing Lin Li and Zeng Ziang, the mother pulled the child towards the wall to make room and apologized to the two.
"Auntie, what's wrong with the child?" Seeing the child crying so hard, Zeng Ziang asked curiously.
"Alas, I've told him many times not to pee in the pool, but this little bastard just peed again. I don't know how much trouble he has caused to others!"
The woman became angry when she talked about this, and she reached out and hit the child on the head without using much force, saying angrily.
"I can understand this, right?" Zeng Ziang smiled when he heard this. "Especially since children have weaker self-control, it's normal for them to not be able to resist the rush of water."
Lin Li nodded when he heard this, and agreed with Zeng Ziang's statement: "Indeed, there is no need to beat him like this. I think it is better to teach him to pee before entering the swimming pool..."
They are two warm big brothers!
After hearing this, the little kid who was originally crying had light in his eyes. He nodded frequently with sobs and moved silently towards the two of them.
He looked towards his mother.
Auntie, we are not familiar with each other, so don’t call me son!
However, the woman gradually became expressionless, looking at Lin Li and Zeng Ziang, and then said calmly: "He didn't pee in the swimming pool, he pee on the stage."
Lin Li and Zeng Ziang were stunned for a moment: "Huh? What? What do you mean by peeing on the stage?"
The woman's mouth twitched slightly: "He was standing by the pool and peeing into the pool."
Lin Li, Zeng Ziang: "..."
The woman smiled: "By the way, there is another kid down there."
Lin Li, Zeng Ziang: “?”
The woman smiled wryly: "He even aimed it specifically at her."
Lin Li, Zeng Ziang: "(;☉_☉)?"
silence.
silence.
Lin Li and Zeng Ziang looked at each other.
Nod.
Zeng Ziang said seriously: "Auntie, you can't kill the child by hitting him like this. Auntie, have you ever played badminton? If you use force like me, you can hit him flying."
Lin Li was also very serious: "Or you can consider borrowing external force, for example, Auntie, I can use this swimming cap as a whip, I guarantee you will be beaten to pieces."
Little brat: "(;☉_☉)?"
Damn it, what kind of plague and torture is this!
The little kid who had been standing between the two trying to find a new family hid behind his mother in fear.
Mom, mom, you still love me, right?
……
It is true that every generation has talented people who lead the trend for hundreds of years.
Even Lin Li felt a little ashamed of himself.
I was too honest when I was a child, which allowed Wu Min to live a good life.
Listening to the screams coming from behind, Lin Li and Zeng Ziang felt as if they were listening to heavenly music.
This is no longer an ordinary monkey, he must be dealt with severely.
It’s time to hit.
"Brother, you haven't swum for a long time. Do you want to try the shallow water first?"
This is not the competition pool or training pool in the swimming hall, so the left part is the shallow water area, about 1.2 meters deep, a normal person can stand in it, and you can see many adults or children who are learning to swim and working hard in it.
On the right is the deep water area, estimated to be about 2.2 meters. Lin Li can easily cross the water by standing at the bottom of the water and stretching his hand.
"No need." Zeng Ziang looked towards the shallow water, but seemed to see a child standing next to him peeing, so he smiled and waved his hand:
"Swimming is something you can never forget once you learn it, and the buoyancy of shallow water and deep water is completely different, so just start from the deep water."
"Then remember to do some warm-up exercises." Lin Li nodded and just reminded, "Don't get cramps while swimming."
But with a security guard around, there's no need to panic.
"I understand. I still have this awareness." Zeng Ziang nodded.
So the two of them started doing warm-up exercises by the pool.
"Wow—"
"Wow—"
People kept jumping from the diving board and falling into the water.
——Although there is no starting platform commonly seen in swimming competitions at the starting point of the swimming pool, a diving platform with a diving board is built.
This diving platform is not high, it should be a standard one-meter training platform.
After all, the purpose of setting it up here is to provide entertainment for guests and increase the fun of the swimming pool, rather than to provide training for players.
Nowadays, the age groups that like to play the most are somewhat polarized - grandpa and children.
It is only one meter high and there is not much tricks to do. Most of them fall straight into the water with their feet or heads down, or simply fall into it, splashing a lot of water like the Philippine fish-frying team.
But it was just for fun, and it was full of laughter.
After Zeng Ziang finished warming up, he walked to the diving platform and lined up.
"It's fun to use the diving platform as a starting platform. I'll start from here and swim back and forth to try my hand."
"Lin Li, wait and see, I'll show you a handsome one." After waiting for a while, Zeng Ziang turned around and said to Lin Li with a smile:
"I've tried diving a little bit, so I can definitely do better than them. In my eyes, their diving is all zero points. Although I can't do it without splashing, I can still get a high score if I can make it smaller."
"For the same diving action, the smaller the splash, the higher the score, right?" Lin Li asked.
"Yes." Zeng Ziang nodded.
Lin Li: "Then why don't you jump to the edge of the pool, so you can jump safely without splashing any water?"
After saying this, Lin Li stomped his foot on the ground and groaned:
"It does take some jumping power to jump from the diving board to the poolside on a one-meter platform, but for a three-meter or ten-meter diving platform, it should be pretty easy to change the landing point to the shore, right?"
Zeng Ziang: "...(;☉_☉)?"
Zeng Ziang was silent.
"Although... the rules of international diving competitions do not seem to prohibit divers from landing on the edge of the pool..." Zeng Ziang pondered:
"But, Lin Li, the water splash is gone, but what about the brain splash?"
"Also, if the brain doesn't splash high, but the broken body parts fall into the water, the splashes will also be deducted points."
"Finally, Lin Li! Can you please stop treating us divers as disposable consumables?!"
Zeng Ziang seemed to have gone through a process of being full of doubts, full of understandings, and full of idiots.
Lin Li shrugged and nodded honestly: "That's right."
"Okay, I'm going to start." Everyone in front had finished dancing, and it was Zeng Ziang's turn.
He walked up to the slightly swaying diving platform, turned around and waved his fingers at his temples towards Lin Li, and then began his final stretch.
Lin Li cooperated and walked to the side, looking somewhat expectant.
After stretching his muscles and bones, Zeng Ziang raised his arms above his head, imitating the starting posture of a professional player. After taking a deep breath, he began to shake the springboard slightly. When he found the right moment, he exerted force with his knees and jumped high into the air.
A perfect parabola appeared in front of Lin Li. The beauty of mathematics was fully displayed at this moment. The swimming cap broke through the water surface first, and the whole person rushed into the swimming pool. Although the water still splashed, it was indeed much smaller than that of the previous people.
Wow, Brother Ziang, you are really good at it.
There is something, Lin Li nodded.
That also counts as part of my [Imitation] skill library.
As expected, Zeng Ziang rushed forward underwater with inertia, and then his arms alternately made continuous diving movements, swimming towards the other end of the pool, as if he had eaten Dove and enjoyed the silky smoothness.
and many more.
Lin Li: “(；☉_☉)?”
Lin Li, who was about to follow him into the water, paused and his pupils shrank slightly.
I saw something floating up at the place where Zeng Ziang had just fallen into the water.
Of course, if it weren’t for Zeng Ziang, he wouldn’t have died so soon.
That's... a pair of swimming trunks.
It looks familiar.
Because he had just stared at it, Lin Li could tell who the owner was at a glance.
Wait! Wait! Wait! Bridge bean sack!!
Lin Li's gaze moved forward in shock and disbelief.
Under the water, Zeng Ziang's orange figure twisted seductively and smoothly like a mermaid, swimming forward like silk, completely unaware of what was happening.
Lin Li didn't know what his expression was at the moment. Perhaps it was... shock.
"..."
"..."
"Idiot!!"
When Lin Li came to his senses and found that there were many other tourists in front of Zeng Ziang, he shouted and ran forward suddenly, chasing the mermaid with all his strength.
The soles of my feet made a crackling sound as they stepped on the wet surface covered with a layer of pool water.
But at this moment, no one paid any attention to this sound, because it was completely covered by Lin Li's roar at the top of his lungs.
"Brother Ziang! Your swimming trunks fell off! Brother Ziang! Your swimming trunks fell off!!!"
"Swim trunks! Swim trunks! Driver! Stop! Stop! Your swim trunks are not in the car yet! Stop! Tonic! Please! Tonic, please stop swimming! There is hell ahead, hell!"
"Zi! -- Ang! -- Brother! --"
(End of this chapter)