Chapter 381 Billy's Wrong Thoughts
[Hunting Joy Kaslana] "Hehehe, don't mention it, Ellen is actually quite pretty."
[Kiana Kaslana] "Why didn't you show any tsundere or disgusted expression after the door opened? Bad review!"
[Hunting Joy·Kaslana] "She's a cute and tsundere shark girl, hehehe."
[Cross Tyrannosaurus] "? No, what do you want to do? This obscene speech and your obscene smile are all in my mind."
Elaine: Hello, Victoria Housekeeping.
When Ai Lian saw the other party open the door, she immediately told him why she came.
The one who opened the door was a robot, but it was a mechanical life with self-awareness.
Billy: Housekeeping?
Billy was a little confused for a moment. Did he call a housekeeper?
Ailian: Don’t worry about housekeeping services, Shark will come to your door to do everything~
Ailian looked at Billy like this and began to read out their work slogan.
While reciting, he also slowly made some other movements, including a heart made of two hands, a scissors hand, and a small heart made of the thumb and index finger crossed.
Billy: Oh, sorry, I'm a serious robot, I don't have this need...
But Billy didn't care what Ellen said, he just stared at her, then he thought wrongly that she was that kind of girl, then he resolutely stated that he was a serious robot and didn't need this thing.
But when he said that he was a serious robot, Ailian already knew that the other party imagined her to be that kind of woman. Before the other party finished speaking, Ailian's legs were already raised high.
With a downward chop, he stepped Billy to the ground, and at the same time put his shark knife in front of Billy.
Ailian: Our company provides regular services!
Billy: Sorry, sorry!
Billy could hear the murderous intent in Ellen's words, and the knife in front of him made him feel like it could cut him at any time, so he quickly began to apologize.
After Billy apologized, Ellen didn't make things difficult for him and let him go.
Ellen: Please choose your service~asshole.
Elaine handed Billy a company's housekeeping service form and asked him to choose the housekeeping service he wanted, but because of what Billy said just now, Elaine still gave Billy the nickname of a bastard.
Billy: Um, excuse me for asking. Of course! You must be a legitimate company, haha, but... this "Yu~ba~" can't be a service?
[Ranpo Kaslana] "The bathroom heater is broken. Let me fix it for you. No, Billy, what are you thinking? Ailian said they are a legitimate company. Don't think too much."
At this time, Billy was also looking at the contents on the paper. For a moment, he didn't know what to do. He scratched his head and thought, didn't the other party say that they were a formal company? But the name of this service...it really makes people think of something wrong.
Elaine: The bathroom service is out of service and cannot be used.
And Ailian seemed to be used to this, and explained with a deadpan expression that this compulsion was to fix the broken things in the bathroom.
Billy: Um, sure, sure. So what is this laundry service?
When Billy looked at the service and heard the name of the service, he felt that it was not a serious service.
Ailian: Laundry and mopping, comprehensive cleaning service.
Ailian was somewhat helpless and crossed her arms over her chest, but because the other party was asking about the company's services, she had no choice but to answer.
Explain that this service of washing clothes and mopping the floor is a comprehensive cleaning service.
Billy: What about the shark-shooting implication?
Ailian: Take a photo with me and forward it to exchange for gifts.
Billy always asked questions with a dirty and perverse mood, and every time he showed a regretful expression after listening to the explanation. He really wanted to know whether this formal company had such special services. After all, the names of these services could easily make people think of something wrong.
But after asking three times, I found out that the other party just abbreviated the content of the service, but the abbreviation was a bit misleading.
Billy: I wish the content was as rich as the name.
Billy scratched his head and muttered softly, saying that it would be interesting if everything on the service list was true.
But Billy forgot that the maid in front of him was not a simple human being, but a shark, whose hearing was better than that of humans.
And after hearing Billy's mumbling, Ellen raised her foot again as she had done before and struck Billy directly on the head, crushing him to the ground once again.
With her eyes glowing red, she took out the Shark Knife again and held it in front of Billy. Now, if Billy said anything again, she would definitely raise the knife and chop him down.
Billy: Sorry sorry sorry!!
Feeling this familiar scene, the familiar murderous intent, and the familiar knife in front of him, Billy immediately gave in and apologized, fearing that if he apologized too slowly he would be stabbed by the other party.
[Ling (Phaethon)] "Hahaha, Billy is still like this, talking without thinking."
[Firefly Kaslana] "Actually, if I saw the service list given by Shark Sister, I might have the same wrong idea as Billy."
[Silver Wolf Kaslana] "If the content has a name, then it can be explosive."
[Funina Kaslana] "It's quite philosophical."
[Ellie Kaslana] "Don't kick too hard, Billy's repairs are still expensive."
Although Ailian really wanted to chop down the robot in front of him, because the robot was the employer of this job, the robot just spoke without thinking, so he let it go.
Having been beaten twice, Billy no longer dared to act naughty and began to talk to Elaine seriously.
Billy: I just have some minor housekeeping issues here, I don't need those complicated services.
He only has minor housekeeping matters to deal with, not the big housekeeping problems like those on the paper.
Ailian: Tsk! Tell me about it.
Ai Lian made a light sound for no reason. She thought that housework was just doing the job and getting paid after it was done. She didn't care about the size of the housework service.
After hearing what the other party said, Billy took the other party to the bathroom and pointed to the toilet next to him.
Billy: This toilet is clogged and I can't clear it no matter what I do.
There was something wrong with the toilet in the bathroom and Billy couldn't get it to unclog, so housekeeping was called in to fix the problem.
["Lin" Changyang Kaslana] "No, do robots still need to go to the toilet?"
[Phaethon] "Uh... the robot may not need it, but the friends who come to his house should need it. Or maybe it comes with this house, and I don't know what's blocking it."
[Qiong (Galaxy Batman)] "Hey, don't worry about it so much. After all, it's a second creation video. Isn't it enough to have fun? Why care so much about it?"
[Pepper Kaslana] "Well, let's mourn for Billy's toilet for 0.001 second."