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Thinking of this, Xiao Shanyi lowered his head and smiled at himself.
Haven't I thought about the consequences? Why don't I dare to make the call?
Sure enough, even if we can think of some things in advance, we are still afraid to face them, just like knowing that we will fail a test, but we are still afraid to check the scores.
God did not give Xiaoshan Yi much time to feel sentimental, as they encountered a crisis.
The group drove across a bridge, looked at the vehicles ahead and checked, and realized that this road was probably blocked.
"What should we do? Should we turn around?"
"No, brother-in-law."
Xiaoshan Yi rejected Guangzhi's panicked proposal and looked ahead calmly.
"If we turn around now, we'll be too big a target."
Hearing Xiaoshan Yi say this, Guangzhi and Meiya became even more anxious.
"Ah, what should we do? Are we going to be caught here?"
"this one……"
Just when Xiaoshan Yi was thinking of a solution, the gay man said something cool.
"I hate going back the way I came."
what?
Just when Xiaoshan Yi and the others hadn't reacted yet, the gay man drove out of the team and forced his way through the roadblock.
Xiao Xin lay on the edge of the car and waved to Maitreya Buddha who was surprised to see him and his companions.
"Goodbye~~~~"
"No...it's not good anymore."
Shimoda quickly turned around and shouted to Colonel Fujishima who was having a picnic under the bridge.
"No, that's bad, Colonel. They've escaped."
Hearing the voice, Colonel Fujishima stood up calmly and pointed forward casually with one hand.
The people around him immediately took action in an orderly manner.
The man who framed Shin-chan's family and was lying next to Colonel Fujishima originally wanted to slip away in the chaos, but as soon as he opened his eyes, he was greeted by a knife from Colonel Fujishima.
"what……"
Colonel Fujishima casually gave orders to his men.
"Take this guy with you."
"Yes!"
Guangzhi and others looked at the off-road vehicles chasing them on both sides of the road, and they became more and more anxious.
"Hey, can you go faster?"
The gay man who heard Guangzhi's request said nothing, but silently shifted the gear and started stepping on the accelerator.
But despite this, he still couldn't shake off the pursuers behind him.
The vehicles used by Colonel Fujishima's troops are naturally not comparable to a pickup truck.
The SUV from the left accelerated, jumped over the roadblock and got stuck in front of the pickup truck.
At this time, there was also an off-road vehicle behind the pickup truck.
Meiya held Xiaokui tightly with one hand and held the edge of the car with the other hand.
"It's over. It's blocked."
The gay man was not panicked. He suddenly turned the steering wheel as if possessed by the god of driving and drove into a small slope.
Just when the off-road vehicle behind wanted to catch up, it found that because the body of the vehicle was too wide, the wheels were hanging outside the small slope.
When Guangzhi saw this scene, he looked at the gay man in surprise.
"I didn't expect you to be so good at this."
The gay man who had remained calm all this time blushed because of Guangzhi's gaze.
She said embarrassedly, "Please...please don't look at me like that, I'll be shy."
Guangzhi was speechless again.
Xiao Shanyi saw this situation from behind and shook his head.
As expected, even a hero can be tempted by a beautiful woman. Although this beauty is not kind, everyone has their own preferences.
At this time, Xiaoxin suddenly shouted.
"They're chasing us again."
what! !
Chapter 262: The Glorious BBQ Road IX
Xiao Shanyi and others quickly looked back.
Good guy.
Balance car!
The leading Maitreya Buddha went down to the field and saw the panicked look on the people in the car and smiled.
"How about it, isn't this trick great?"
Great, what the hell! Is this a self-balancing scooter? Can your self-balancing scooter go as fast as my pickup truck?
Xiao Shanyi resisted the urge to swear.
At this time, Xiaoxin pointed at the balance bike that was already driving side by side with the pickup truck.
"Xiao Yi, Xiao Yi, they are about to jump up."
what!
Xiao Shanyi turned his head and saw that several minions used the slope beside the road to jump directly onto the pickup truck.
Humph, do you think that I have learned these skills in vain?
Xiao Shanyi stood up and looked coldly at the little minion who had already jumped into the air. He half bent down, bent his left knee, and pulled his right foot back.
"Look at me, a beautiful spin... bang..."
"Xiao Yi, are you okay?"
Xiaoxin quickly crawled to the side of Xiaoshanyi, whose facial features were rubbed against the carriage.
"No...it's okay."
Xiao Shanyi sat up with a red face, rubbing her nose with one hand and wiping her tears with the other.
Damn it, uncle, please speed up and tell me.
Ah, my straight nose.
It can be said that Xiaoshan Yi's red face was half due to the collision and the other half due to embarrassment.
"Xiao Xin, why are you..."
Before Xiaoshanyi could finish his words, he received a kiss on the cheek from Xiaoshanyi.
Xiaoxin held Xiaoshanyi's face and grinned happily.
"Hey hey hey."
what's the situation?
This was the first thought in Xiao Shanyi's mind, then he felt a sense of weightlessness, and then his second thought came to his mind.
Overturned.
Yes, they really flipped over.
Because just when Xiaoshan Yi failed to show off, Shimoda rode a balance bike in front of the pickup truck, and then, under Guangzhi's panicked and gay man's indifferent eyes, threw a painted water balloon on the front glass of the pickup truck.
I couldn’t see the gay man in front of me clearly, and soon the car overturned due to speed and slope.
"what!!!!!"
Xiaoshanyi, along with Meiya, Xiaokui, Xiaoxin and Xiaobai who were in the car, were thrown out and fell on the lawn.
Hiss...it hurts so much.
While Xiaoshan Yi was sighing in pain, he angrily pulled Xiaoxin off his face.
The latter looked at himself embarrassedly.
"Hey, hey, long time no see, Xiaoyi."
"No time for jokes."
Looking at the balance bikes coming from all directions, Xiaoshanyi picked up Xiaoxin and started running.
At this time, Guangzhi and the gay man also ran out of the car.
The gay man gave the minion who rushed towards him a fatal scissor kick.
"Mr. Nohara, don't worry about me, just go and save your family."
Guangzhi looked at the gay man and nodded seriously.
"Thank you."
Guangzhi, who ran towards his family, was naturally also a target for arrest.
Well, it should be said that because of women's clothing, the target is more obvious.
"Look at me!!!"
With a leap, Guangzhi used his status skill, the true dribble-running technique.
After hitting a person with the two balls on his chest, Guangzhi continued to make use of the waste materials and kept throwing the balls, wigs, high heels and skirts on his body at his opponent. After dealing with a few minions, Guangzhi returned to his original attire.