Chapter 411 Nothing is as useful as a dark history
[I want to eat this candy too!]
[It looks delicious.]
[I want to eat some too! I love sweets so much!]
[Hello, host! Please give me the link!!]
Looking at the comments of netizens in the live broadcast room, Jiang Li couldn't help but smile and said to the camera.
"Want to eat Yalta candy? Not impossible, I've been busy lately and I forgot about answering the questions.
There are Pokemon bars near our homes now, so the big gifts can be replaced with Pokeballs and Yalta candies.
Of course, we will still conduct an investigation. If it is a person without an elf, he will still be an elf."
As he spoke, he took out several exquisite small boxes of different colors from his backpack. Each box was about the size of two palms.
"Each small box contains 5 of each flavor, which means a total of 55 Yalda candies. I'll give you some time. We'll start answering questions tomorrow night."
As he spoke, Jiang Li picked up a box, opened the lid and showed the netizens the colorful candies inside the box.
“As a reminder, Yalda candy has five common flavors: lizard tail flavor, sunset fruit flavor, spice fruit flavor, violet melon flavor, and ghost beetle flavor.
Later, Jiang Li added more flavors, including Dun Dun Peach flavor, Chi Nian Fruit flavor, Green Honeyberry flavor, Slime Puree flavor, Jueyun Pepper flavor, and Shazhi Pupa flavor.
You should know which flavors you can't eat without me saying much, right?
Once again, a friendly reminder, everything is here~"
Ying looked at the pile of candies, then approached the camera and spoke to netizens with a gloating look.
[si……]
[I'm curious about what slime tastes like.]
[I might try it out of curiosity.]
[Plus one, I am very curious.]
[Curiosity kills the cat.]
"…The first three are normal, but what are the ones behind them doing?"
When Buyer heard Ying talk about the first few things, he was quite satisfied. However, he didn't expect that the latter ones would make Buyer's eyebrows twisted into knots.
"At least they are all fruits. Look at the lizard tail and ghost beetle you saw before."
Jiang Li muttered softly from the bottom of his heart.
"You didn't mention a word about sand fat pupa and slime puree..."
Kong couldn't help but complain.
"Except for those two, I chose at least three-fifths of the normal flavors, and you only have one-half."
Buyer also spoke without showing any weakness, which was rare.
"You didn't mention the taste of spice fruit..."
Funina held her forehead helplessly. She had tried the spice fruit once out of curiosity, and her tongue died instantly.
From then on, she never dared to try Yalta candy blind boxes again, and only chose certain flavors to buy every time.
"This couple is the same."
Fucaros looked speechlessly at the couple who refused to give in at all. They were obviously in agreement on major issues, but they were always quarreling over trivial matters.
Once upon a time, Fucaros was bothered by the couple for an entire afternoon because of whether coffee tasted better with juice or milk.
Seeing that the two were about to quarrel over this trivial matter, Fukaros decided...
Out of sight out of mind.
Nashida looked left and right, and felt that no matter which side she stood on, it was not a good idea for her to stand on.
Never mind. We'll be reconciled soon anyway.
Thinking this in her mind, Nashida carried Shemi to play with the elves.
[Were you quarreling?]
[Why would you fight over such a small matter? (covering face.jpg).]
[It’s the same in my family. We quarrel over small things, but we are always peaceful when it comes to big things.]
[When two people live together, there will always be quarrels. It is better to quarrel over small matters rather than big ones.]
[Baby Siyu looked left and right, and couldn't decide which side to take, so she decided to run off to play.]
[Ha ha ha ha.]
Ying, Kong and Funina, who are still unaware of the consequences, are trying to persuade the couple.
The young couple argued about this matter for nearly an hour. Fucaros couldn't stand it anymore and poked his head out of the tent.
"If you two keep arguing, I'll post all your dark history in the desert online!"
Great, the air suddenly became quiet.
Buyer and Jiang Li closed their mouths at the same time. One sat by the campfire and started to boil water, while the other walked to Nashida, brought her back and prepared to take her to wash her face and go to bed.
The other three widened their eyes in surprise, and their eyes followed the movements of the two.
Finally, they all gave a thumbs up to Fucaros.
Dark history is still useful. They also want to know what happened in the desert.
Can I tell my family instead of telling my netizens?
You can tell Funina, she will talk to them.
[Hahahahahahaha.]
[I was originally cracking melon seeds and listening to the two people arguing, and I thought it was quite interesting. As soon as I drank a sip of water, Sister Fukaros started yelling, and the water sprayed all over the tablet. She is indeed the water god.]
[As expected of you, Sister Fukaros.]
[Only dark history is useful, can you tell us in secret?]
[As expected, after knowing each other for a long time, I know all of his dark history.]
"Really? You two spent the whole afternoon arguing with me about which is better, juice or milk? It's been so many years, and you haven't made any progress at all."
After listening to the two people arguing for an hour, Fucaros came out of the tent and walked up to them.
Jiang Li stared at the boiling pot guiltily, while Buyer silently picked up Nashida and covered her face.
"It's been so many years, why are you two still becoming more and more childish?"
Fucaros held his forehead helplessly when seeing this. He was blocking his daughter in front of him, knowing that he would not say anything about Nashida, right?
Nashida struggled a bit in her mother's arms, but then she couldn't move. Well, she thought, she wasn't the one being criticized anyway.
"Mom, please loosen up a little, you're holding me too tightly. I won't run away."
Since she couldn't run away anymore, Nashida patted her mother's hand resignedly.
Relax a little, or your daughter will cry.
Ugh……
The tacit understanding that the couple has developed from living together for many years comes into play at this time.
The two pretended not to see Fucaros. They quickly washed Nashida and themselves within ten minutes and hid in the tent.
"I am really impressed by this couple."
Fucaros shook his head speechlessly and went back into the tent. Finina and the others looked at each other and told their elves to go back to the tent to sleep.
[It seems the farce is over.]
[Hahaha, I am very satisfied with what I saw tonight.]
[I am dying of laughter, this couple.]
[Sister-in-law, sister-in-law, I still remember that you were very steady before.]
[Do you remember that the anchor was also very stable before?]
[So this couple is the same.]
[Still chatting? Why don’t you go and review? Have you forgotten to answer tomorrow’s questions?]
[If you hadn’t told me, I would have forgotten it. Let’s go, let’s go review.]
Soon the live broadcast room became quiet, and netizens were all hanging out in the room to learn about elves.
The kind that you can memorize a few sentences and then play on a certain audio platform.
As a result, I became more and more excited and continued to brush until midnight.