Chapter 407: Saino Teaches Everyone to Tell Jokes
Just like that, a 90-minute class ended, and Elhaisen did not come back. The students then realized that when Elhaisen said the get out of class was over, he really meant it!
But it doesn’t matter, it’s finally the last class of the day, and as long as it’s over, they can go home from school!
As expected, our joke master, Seno from Jian Qisheng Summoning Master, came to teach.
[Sunday Kaslana] "Details of the cool tones of the Seno, I already feel the cold."
[Aha Kaslana] "This is a heavyweight. Come on, let's all breathe a sigh of relief for global warming."
[Tinari (Forester)] "Ah! I already guessed that Senor can tell jokes."
[Seno (Obsessed with the Seven Summonings)] "Then I have to watch carefully to see what jokes I will tell in the video."
Saino: Hello, I am a temporary teacher from the teaching institute. My name is Saino. I am best at telling jokes. I can teach all the teachers (outstanding students) while sleeping. I am my pride, and I hope you will give me more advice.
Seno knew how to introduce it, because when he first came to Origami University yesterday, he saw some students talking like this, and he also discovered this scene on his mobile phone.
It turned out that the students thought it was fun to say it this way, and in order to be a good lecturer and leave a good impression on the students, he immediately thought of what he wanted to say.
However, what puzzled Seno was that the students below didn't say anything and just looked at him quietly.
Seeing everyone looking at him like this was a huge difference from the way he saw everyone laughing on his phone yesterday. What was going on?
[Kiana Kaslana] "It's over, Seno has been infected with the Demonic Yin, go ask Ranpo to use her invincible Galaxy Ninja Scroll to heal Seno!"
[Hunting Joy Kaslana] "No, I did laugh anyway. Of course, I laughed because of Senor's embarrassed look, hahahaha."
[Lanpo Kaslana] "Actually, Seno is pretty good too. I think it was Seno's smooth little combo that made everyone confused."
[Xiaozhi] "I don't know why, but I feel like what Seno said is very cool."
Sino: Why are you so indifferent? Aren't banana stems very popular in your school?
Although Seno didn't know what was going on, he still asked about his doubts. Weren't there many people in their school who liked to do this?
March 7: Banana stems are now out of fashion.
When San Yueqi saw that no one answered Senuo's words, she gave Senuo a way out. They no longer liked Jiao Geng, so they were indifferent to Senuo's words.
Sino: So fast? But it's normal. After all, memes are just for fun. Once the popularity is gone, they will naturally lose their funny points.
When Seno heard what San Yueqi said, he was shocked instantly. This joke had passed too quickly. He remembered that there were students saying this yesterday. How could it be outdated in just one night?
Although Seno was shocked, he quickly reacted. The purpose of memes is to make people laugh, and yesterday was probably the end of this meme. Everyone was familiar with it, so they didn't laugh as much as they did when they heard it for the first time.
Sino: What I want to teach you today is the most timeless and purest humor. That is...telling jokes!
Seno thought, since the popularity of this joke has ended, he might as well tell everyone his treasured jokes to make everyone happy.
[Time???·Kaslana] "Oh! It's starting, it's starting. Seno is going to tell jokes."
[Mika Kaslana] "Should I turn off the volume now?"
[Kaslana Male Tyrannosaurus] "That's fine. We'll know how much fun it is when we see the reactions of Axing and the others in the audience."
[Seno (obsessed with the Seven Summonings)] "Great! Let me hear how funny it is!"
[Tinari (Forest Ranger)] "How do we lower the volume? I don't want to listen!"
[Elhaisen (a weak academic)] "Simple, if we can't turn off the sound, then we just have to prevent it from entering our ears."
[Dolly (favorites the golden Mora)] "Oh! Got it. Does anyone want a pair of noise-isolating headphones? They're very effective. When you put them on, you can't hear the surrounding sounds. There are only 100 of them now, and each one is only sold for 10 Mora. First come, first served."
[Little Silver Wolf, who couldn’t be more similar] “Don’t advertise in the live broadcast room, no one will buy it.”
[Ellie Kaslana] "That's right. Even if I bought it, I can't use it now. I still have to listen to Seno's jokes."
[Dolly (favorite golden Mora)] "Oh, I don't need it now, but I'll need it later anyway, so I'll buy one first, just in case."
After Seno finished speaking, he looked at the students below. Everyone seemed very interested, especially a certain star core elf, who was blinking her cute eyes. She was so adorable.
Sino: So how do you tell a joke? First of all, you have to learn how to lay the groundwork. My pink-haired classmate, do you know what looks most like ice?
Seno began to teach everyone how to tell jokes. The first thing was to lay the groundwork. He directly started asking the cute pink-haired girl who had just answered his question.
March 7: Wait, you don’t want to talk about six-phase ice?
When San Yue Qi heard Seno's question, he immediately responded, "What is most like ice? Is it a bit bad to ask me, who is frozen in a block of ice like Six-phase Ice?"
Sino: Very good, are you counting how many strokes there are in Bing?
Saino didn't expect that the other party could actually know his thoughts. He encouraged the other party and then continued to ask how many strokes there were in the word "三月七冰".
March 7: Eh? It’s exactly six strokes!
Sanyueqi was confused when he heard another question from Senuo. He didn't know what Senuo meant by asking this question, but he still stretched out his index finger and began to write the word "ice" on the table, counting its strokes at the same time.
Then, San Yue Qi was surprised to find that the word "bing" has exactly six strokes. Could it be that it is called "liuxiangbing" because of the number of strokes of "bing"?
Sino: That’s right, that’s why it’s called “Six-phase Ice”.
And Seno also gave an affirmative answer, that is why it is called Six-phase Ice.
Sino: Now here comes the key point. Do you know what the six-phase ice will become after it melts?
Seeing that he had laid the groundwork, Seno began to ask his own joke question, and the answer to the question was what he thought was funny.
[Bitter Cherry] "I don't know what it will become, but I can be sure that after the six-phase ice melts, you will get a beautiful wife."
[Firefly Kaslana] "You're talking so much, but it's just my wife on March 7th."
[DIO reaches heaven] "It will most likely turn into water."
March 7: Then you really asked the right person...
When San Yueqi heard Senuo's question, she said that Senuo had asked the right person because she was the one who came out of the six-phase ice.
However, before she could finish her words and give her answer, Seno took the initiative and announced the answer.
Sino: The answer is... four-phase water.
After hearing this answer, San Yueqi felt a chill rising from the soles of her feet, freezing her instantly.
The students sitting nearby fell into deeper silence.