Chapter 414 Immortal Jump
Chapter 414 Immortal Jump
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After just one day of work, it's already the weekend.
In the morning, Li Kailang went to Xinhua Bookstore as usual.
The theoretical knowledge has almost been taught, and now the night school students have started the first round of review.
"Ah~ It's so annoying." Yu Xingmei suddenly shouted softly in a bad mood.
Hearing the voice, Li Kailang and Jin Jianxian couldn't help but look up at her, not understanding why Yu Xingmei suddenly went crazy.
"What do you think the practical test will be about? The test is almost here and there is no definite information. I don't even know how to cram for it."
Hearing this, Li Kailang and Jin Jianxian looked at each other. Neither of them was worried about the practical assessment at all.
Li Kailang has level 4 benchwork skills, while Jin Jianxian has extensive experience in maintenance. No matter what the practical operation is, both of them are confident that they can pass it.
On the contrary, for people like Yu Xingmei, who work in non-heavy industrial units and do not have the opportunity to touch workpieces on a regular basis, relying solely on weekly class practice is still not enough.
It is still somewhat difficult to pass the practical assessment.
"It should be soon. The Chinese New Year is at the end of the month. We should know after the next class." Jin Jianxian said.
"Your factory is still good. You can practice your skills during your normal work. Unlike me, I can't practice even if I want to." Yu Xingmei sighed.
Hearing this, the two shrugged helplessly. Who could blame them?
"Forget it, let's just take it one step at a time. I just hope the final exam isn't too difficult and doesn't account for too much of the total grade, otherwise I can't guarantee that I can pass it."
"Why don't you come to our factory to practice?" Li Kailang suggested tentatively.
Hearing this, Yu Xingmei looked at Li Kailang with shining eyes: "Is that really possible? Can I enter your factory? After all, it's a workshop."
Yu Xingmei was worried about practicing like this, so she would not let go of this opportunity that came to her door.
Li Kailang thought about it and decided that with Director Yang and the importance he attached to him, he would not refuse any study-related questions as long as he asked. However, it would be better to ask first.
"It should be possible. I will ask the factory manager tomorrow. I don't think he will refuse. We are here to learn."
"But one day you made a mistake and practiced in my office instead of in the workshop of the steel mill."
"Your office? Aren't you a driver? How did you get to the office?" The two were very confused when they heard this.
Seeing this, Li Kailang quickly explained that Director Yang valued him and the transportation team had high hopes for him, so they specially set aside a room for him to study.
"I see, you are amazing. You actually have your own room. I still don't have one. I have to wait until I get promoted to a cadre."
Yu Xingmei said sourly, "Who wouldn't be envious of a personal independent office?"
Jin Jianxian could see the pressure on Li Kailang. He was placed with such high hopes, and if he failed to graduate successfully, he would inevitably be ridiculed by others.
Li Kailang looked at Jin Jianxian and said, "By the way, Jianxian, why don't you come with us? It's good to have one more person to learn from each other, and we can also serve as a testimonial to each other."
Jin Jianxian understood that he was worried about Yu Xingmei's reputation. After all, they were a single man and a single woman in the factory. Although they were studying, it would not be good if people spread rumors about them.
"Okay." Jin Jianxian nodded in agreement. Yu Xingmei said to Li Kailang happily, "It's a deal then. We will go to your place to practice then."
"Okay, I'll prepare everything next weekend and give it to you to practice with."
That was how the deal was settled. Yu Xingmei was happy to have a place to practice, while Jin Jianxian wanted to see what Li Kailang's office looked like.
Time passed quickly and it was noon, and everyone went home.
Li Kailang returned to the yard and couldn't wait to enter the planting space.
"Hehehe, hurry up, hurry up." Li Kailang couldn't wait to start making medicine, and even ignored the leopard cats that ran over to ask for a hug.
The medicinal materials have been prepared and the medicine can be made. With the experience of dozens of failures in the past, Li Kailang did it much more smoothly this time.
"Try making the Qianjin Secret Essence Recipe first."
Take out the early lotus pods, head powder, lotus core and lotus seed core and grind them into fine powder.
Add to the refined honey in a certain proportion and stir evenly to ensure that the medicinal materials and honey are fully mixed to form the basis of pills.
The pill-making step is to put the mixed medicinal materials into a mold and press them into shape by hand or machine.
Humidity and temperature need to be controlled during the molding process to ensure that the size and shape of the pills are uniform.
The formed pills need to be screened to remove unqualified pills to ensure the quality of the final product.
Finally, the finished pills are dried and coated to improve their shelf life and appearance.
Li Kailang worked very seriously and carefully, fearing that he would make a mistake.
After some careful operations, Li Kailang finally completed the Qianjin Secret Essence Pill.
Li Kailang looked at the dozen or so freshly-made pills and was very excited. "Finally, it's done. I have finally made pills that people can eat. It's finally not rat poison."
"While your hands are still warm, take advantage of the victory and practice the other prescriptions as well."
Afterwards, Li Kailang made several other pills, including Reyi Qianqun Powder, Changxiangsi, and Jingang Pills.
"Shareholder~" Li Kailang looked at the dozens of pills placed in front of him. He couldn't help swallowing his saliva and wanted to take one to test the effect.
But he immediately shook his head to get rid of this unrealistic idea, "No, no, if I eat this, where can I vent it? I can't rely on the five-fingered girl, right?"
"Besides, this is the first time I've refined it, so I'm not sure how effective it is yet. I need to find someone to test it on."
Thinking of this, Li Kailang immediately gave up the idea of taking medicine, "But who should I find to test the medicine?"
Li Kailang only thought about it for a moment and came up with an extremely suitable candidate.
"If we talk about who is the most suitable person to test the medicine, it must be Xu Damao. It just so happens that he didn't look well last time. I think he must have overindulged himself, so he must want it."
Having made up his mind, Li Kailang left the planting space and went straight to Xu Damao's house.
As soon as I walked out of the house, I saw Xu Damao pushing his bicycle back. His face was a little pale, and he must have done it last night.
"Xu Damao." Li Kailang greeted
"Li Kailang, is there anything wrong?" Xu Damao was eager to go home and have a good sleep. He was really tired after having sex yesterday.
"Hey, I have something good here. Do you want it?" Li Kailang approached Xu Damao and smiled evilly.
"Uh~" Seeing Li Kailang like this, Xu Damao couldn't help but shiver, with goose bumps all over his body.
"What are you doing! It's broad daylight now, I can't do that kind of thing."
"What are you thinking about? Am I that kind of person? You're dreaming!" Li Kailang rolled his eyes. "I have something good here, I just got it, do you want it?"
"what?"
Li Kailang said directly: "Do you want some good things to strengthen your yang and nourish your kidneys?"
As he spoke, he looked Xu Damao up and down: "Look at you, you did a lot yesterday, right? This thing of mine can help you regain your strength."
"Do you want it?" After saying that, Li Kailang raised his eyebrows.
"Is there really such a good thing?" Xu Damao raised his eyebrows and suddenly realized that something was wrong. "No, Li Kailang, am I that kind of person? You can't slander me!"
"Come on, you're such a big shot, everyone knows you. Why are you trying to act so high and mighty?"
"Just asking, do you want it?"
"Yes, yes, yes! Where is the thing?" Xu Damao responded hurriedly. Although he couldn't use it, it was good to have it in hand.
"The things are in the house, follow me."
The two entered the house, and Li Kailang handed Xu Damao a pill of the secret formula worth a thousand gold coins, "Here, this is it."
Xu Damao reached out and took it. "Hey, this pill is still quite warm."
"That's right, otherwise how could I get it?"
"Is this pill really effective?" Xu Damao asked again uncertainly.
"Of course, this could be fake. If you don't believe me, try it yourself. Remember to come back and tell me if it works."
"Okay." Xu Damao nodded, "I'll give you whatever amount you want."
"No, just try it first, and let me know if it works."
"Okay." Xu Damao didn't understand what it meant, nor did he study it further. He looked at the pills happily.
"Then I'll take it."
"Take it away."
Xu Damao happily left with the Qianjin Secret Essence Pills, "Hehe, it's a good time to try the effect tonight."
Now that he had the pill, Xu Damao was itching to find a woman to experiment with it.
"Let's go back and catch up on some sleep first, and then go to the Flower and Willow Lane to see the results in the evening."
Time passed quickly and it was evening.
Xu Damao slept for a whole afternoon and his energy was fully replenished. At this moment, Xu Damao was full of energy.
I had dinner early and had some wine.
Taking out the pill, Xu Damao looked at it intensely and swallowed it in one gulp impatiently.
"Go, go, go, try it quickly."
Taking the money, Xu Damao went straight to the brothel to find a prostitute to try out the effect.
The temperature was a little cold at night, but Xu Damao didn't feel it. Instead, he felt a little hot and couldn't help but quicken his pace.
The journey that would normally take half an hour took Xu Damao just over ten minutes to reach Hualiu Lane.
Xu Damao went straight into the brothel.
"Dong Dong~"
"Who?"
"Squeak~" Sister Yao opened the door, and Xu Damao couldn't wait to push it open and enter the room.
"Hey, what are you doing?" the kiln sister exclaimed.
"Sister, I'm here to take care of your business."
In the dim light, Xu Damao looked at the prostitute's plump and proud figure, her white thighs revealed, and her face slightly flushed.
With just one glance, Xu Damao was so fascinated by the kiln girl that his eyes widened and his heart started beating fast!
"Gudong~"
Xu Damao couldn't help swallowing his saliva, and said with a smile: "Sister, I didn't scare you, did I?" Yaojie rolled her eyes at Xu Damao, and said coquettishly: "You are so rude. You came in suddenly and scared me."
As she spoke, the kiln sister stretched out her white and delicate little hand.
Xu Damao can be considered an old hand in the world of women, but he mostly interacts with widows in the village. How could he have seen such a charming scene?
At this time, Xu Damao was emboldened by the alcohol and felt hot all over. He ran towards the kiln girl impatiently.
"Hehehe, sister, let me pat you, and you won't be afraid after that."
Xu Damao rushed forward, grabbed the hands of the prostitute with both hands, and pulled her towards the bed.
And then he oppressed her.
"Hey, what are you doing? You're putting pressure on me!"
The kiln sister's voice was soft and she had a faint fragrance on her body, which made Xu Damao want to seduce her!
Feeling the softness and warmth of the jade beneath him, Xu Damao had already become distracted.
He couldn't help but touch her all over, humming and moaning: "Does it hurt? Let me rub it for you, it won't hurt after a while!"
The kiln girl resisted and pushed Xu Damao, saying delicately: "You are such a bad person, your hands are not honest at all, you want to take advantage of others."
When Xu Damao heard this, he became even more unscrupulous and kept touching here and there with both hands.
"Hehe, isn't it that my sister is too beautiful? My brother couldn't help himself."
"You're a bastard if you don't take advantage of me. No matter how much I take advantage of you, it's never enough!"
The girl was a little afraid of Xu Damao's hand speed, so she let him touch her whole body: "Don't do this~"
At this time, Xu Damao had been so horny after being seduced by the kiln girl that he could not care less and became more and more bold with her.
"Don't be afraid, sister. I'll show you now!"
'Tear--'
Xu Damao was so impatient that he tore the kiln sister's clothes off!
"Pop!" There was a crisp sound.
The kiln sister slapped Xu Damao on the face, and a clear slap mark appeared instantly.
"Fuck it, you tore my new clothes to pieces!"
"Someone come, someone come quickly! I can't do this anymore!"
Xu Damao was stunned for a moment, and his dazed eyes gradually became clear.
Hearing the brothel girl making a scene, Xu Damao immediately covered her mouth and threatened her in a low voice: "Stop yelling, bitch. If you yell again, I'll strangle you to death!"
When the kiln sister heard this, she became excited and bit Xu Damao's hand hard.
"Ah! It hurts, it hurts, let go, let go!" Xu Damao screamed in pain.
The kiln sister took the opportunity to shout: "Hurry up and help me!"
Xu Damao was really scared this time. He didn't care about anything else and got up and ran away!
"Squeak~"
Xu Damao had not run a few steps when the door opened. Several burly men rushed in and knocked Xu Damao to the ground with their bodies.
Although Xu Damao looks tall and strong, his body is actually quite hollow. The collision made him dizzy.
Xu Damao was hit so hard that his soul almost left his body, but he didn't care about anything else. He struggled to get up and tried to escape.
But before he could get up, several big men pushed him to the ground.
"Let me go! Let me go!" Xu Damao struggled to get free, but it was of no use.
"Hey, you actually dared to break into someone's house and lay your hands on them. You are a hooligan and a criminal. I'm going to send you to the police station!"
"Boy, you are so brave! You even drank some wine. Do you really think you can be the boss after drinking a little?"
Several burly men spoke one by one and directly accused Xu Damao of a crime.
Xu Damao was so frightened that he almost peed himself, and hurriedly said, "Brother, let's talk about it. Let's talk about it."
"Brother, brother, whatever you want, I'll give it to you. Please let me go!"
Several burly men couldn't help but smile knowingly when they heard this, "This kid is smart, no need to waste so much words."
"Fuck it, these are my new clothes, and you actually dared to tear them up. You tore them to pieces, do you owe me something?"
The kiln sister was furious and slapped Xu Damao twice in the face to vent her hatred.
Xu Damao didn't dare to resist, and endured it, begging for mercy: "Sister, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't control myself just now, I will pay for it, I will pay for it."
"Humph, do you really think that you can get away with it by paying compensation?" Sister Yao said angrily, but she also suppressed her anger.
"Tell me, how much does it cost? If it's too little, I'd rather send you to the police station than take the money!"
When he heard that he would just pay money to settle the matter, Xu Damao breathed a sigh of relief and gradually came to his senses. Looking at the kiln sister and several burly men, he suddenly realized something.
"Are you guys setting up a honey trap? You're kidding me."
"Huh, now I realize why you are so stupid!" Sister Yao smiled contemptuously.
"You don't follow the rules and even set up a honey trap. Aren't you afraid that no one will come to find you?" Xu Damao said angrily.
The prostitute laughed and said, "Humph, what are you afraid of? I have long stopped working as a prostitute. There is no way I can earn as much as doing a honey trap. I am here to play with you young girls."
"Also, I've long since stopped being a prostitute. I'm just bullying you who don't know. It's not that easy for the police to catch me."
As he said that, he rolled his eyes at Xu Damao and said, "Hurry up and take the money. If you keep talking nonsense, I will send you to the police station."
"No, no, no, I'll take the money! I'll take the money." Xu Damao didn't want to go to the police station. Once he went to the police station, he would be stuck there for several years. Just paying some money was nothing.
"Yeah." The kiln sister gave a look to a few burly men, and they immediately understood and let go of her hands.
Xu Damao immediately took out all the money he had on him. In order to have a good time today, he brought a lot of money with him.
"Wow, you brought so much money with you when you go out to play." The burly man counted the money, about 50 yuan.
This is a lot. Usually, people who come to the kiln sister bring at most 10 or 20 yuan. I didn’t expect Xu Damao to bring so much.
"Hey, with so much money, we can have a good year." A burly man said happily.
"Sister, brother, this is all the money I have on me. Is it enough?" Xu Damao said cautiously.
"Enough, enough!" a burly man said with a smile, looking at the money.
"Pa!" The prostitute slapped him on the back of his head, "Look at how useless you are."
"I don't believe that's all you have. Take them all out quickly." said the kiln sister.
She has been doing this for so many years, how could she not know the little thoughts of men.
"Sister, I really have no money left. I've taken it all out." Xu Damao cried.
"Humph, do you really think I would believe you?" The kiln sister snorted coldly, "Search me."
Several burly men immediately grabbed Xu Damao and started to touch him all over.
He didn't spare any place, not even his little brother.
"Hey, such a little thing like Jill wants to come here to look for prostitutes, what a joke!" A burly man laughed openly.
Xu Damao immediately burst into tears of humiliation. He never expected that things would turn around and he was actually touched by a man.
Xu Damao cried in his heart: "I am not clean anymore, ah~"
"Sister, I really don't have it." The burly man searched several times but didn't find a penny. It seems that he really took it out.
"Yo He, I didn't expect to catch such an honest person."
Sister Yao didn't expect that there was actually someone who didn't hide any of it.
"Forget it, if there is no money, then there is no money. This money is enough."
"Brother and sister, can you let me go?" Xu Damao quickly replied.
"Let you go? How can that be that easy?" The kiln sister sneered and took out a banknote from the drawer. "Here, write down what you just did. Write it clearly. Sign and put your fingerprints on it."
When it comes to honey traps, of course, one has to make sure that no evidence is left. Asking Xu Damao to write down the charges is just in case he seeks revenge later.
"Write quickly!" Xu Damao wrote down the mistakes he had made while crying, signed his name and put his fingerprints on it.
The kiln sister took it and looked at it carefully. There was no need to worry about Xu Damao's revenge later, so she put it in the drawer. She could vaguely see that there were quite a few in it. Obviously, this was done more than once.
"If you dare to call the police, don't blame me for taking this to the police station. Then we'll all be in trouble, okay?"
"I know, I know." Xu Damao nodded repeatedly.
Yaojie stretched out her soft fingers and lifted up Xu Damao's face. "If there is anyone you want to take revenge on, you can introduce him to me. I will help you get revenge, okay?"
Sister Yao has actually opened up a new track in the honey trap industry.
"Good good."
"Okay, you can go now." The kiln sister waved at the burly man, signaling him to let go of Xu Damao.
Xu Damao stood up carefully and looked at the burly man. Seeing that they were motionless, he took two tentative steps. Seeing that they were still motionless, he immediately ran away.
"Hey, this guy runs really fast, like a dog."
The kiln girl and the burly man never thought of using this accusation to blackmail others. After all, honey trap is not a decent thing to do, and no one will be happy if it is exposed.
If they called the police, they would be labeled a prostitution gang and they would be the ones who suffered the most.
People like Xu Damao are at most accused of prostitution and will be detained for a few days to teach them a lesson.
The honey trap is a one-time business.
After running out of the red-light district for an unknown distance, Xu Damao stopped panting.
"Damn it, I didn't get the job done and I even lost a lot of money. Why am I so unlucky!"
Xu Damao returned to the yard in great anger. As for the efficacy of the Qianjin Secret Essence Pill, he had no idea.
It's good enough that you are not impotent. If you are impotent, what kind of man are you?
Writer's words
(End of this chapter)