Chapter 422 What are you laughing at?

Chapter 422 What are you laughing at?

Chapter 422 What are you laughing at?
Sith is not a particularly aloof person. He does not seem to be particularly taciturn, nor does he do anything to attract attention. From any angle, he is a normal person.

In fact, this is the right way. Those people with expressionless faces who want everyone to think that they are not easy to mess with can be of any profession or identity, but they will never be an agent.

Laugh when you should laugh, and cry when you should cry.

Laughing when you shouldn't is deadly, but once you're in the car and there's no one else around you, you can laugh.

Before getting into the car with Gao Yi, Xisi's expression was normal. But after getting in the car, especially when Gao Yi and Xisi were the only ones left, Xisi began to smile. When the car started moving, he even started to giggle.

"what are you laughing at?"

"I'm laughing at Captain Britain being like this...hahaha...it's ridiculous!"

Gao Yi thought for a moment and said, "It's wrong to laugh at the jokes and not the people. We can't make fun of other people's physical defects. Obesity is a disease. It's immoral to laugh at others like this."

Sis was very surprised and said, "You said these words as if you were standing in front of a camera. Are you performing a personality?"

Gao Yi thought about it and finally said, "I'm worried there might be a bug."

Sis laughed even louder, and then he said happily: "I'm not laughing at a fat man. What's so funny about a fat man? I'm laughing at the fact that the British sent out their British captain, but...hahahaha!"

"What's so funny about that?"

Gao Yi still didn't understand why Xisi was laughing.

But Sith said happily: "Captain Britain, isn't this name funny? Look at how proud they are when they say Captain Britain, isn't it funny? Is it really not funny? Well, if you put yourself in my shoes, you will find it funny, um, a fat man... cough cough."

Sith finally stopped laughing.

Because this is really not funny.

Sis concentrated on driving and followed behind Green and his friends' car.

After a while, Sis couldn't help laughing again, and then he couldn't help saying: "The director of MI6 is a big shot anyway, using a fat man who has been retired for many years...Haha, Captain Britain actually looks like this, it's so funny."

Gao Yi was puzzled and asked, "Let's put aside whether Captain Britain is funny or not. Is he very powerful?"

"Well, uh, well, he's one of the prototypes of 007. Do you understand that?"

Gao Yi was shocked and said, "Danny? That fat guy? Just him? 007? Uh, is he that powerful?"

"It's a big exaggeration. The British just made a 007 and asked the Americans to brag about it for them. Captain Britain...ha, a poor imitation of Captain America."

"So you're not famous?"

"Uh, no, famous."

"How famous?"

Gao Yi's question was not tricky, but it stumped Xisi.

Sis hesitated for a long time, and finally said: "I don't know, I just know that France regards him as the symbol of MI6, and he has been the symbol of MI6 for quite a long time. As for what he did, well... for a long time, he was the one who assassinated anyone that Britain wanted to assassinate. Although he is not as exaggerated as in the movies, he is really versatile, whether it is collecting intelligence, assassination or anything else."

"If you guys don't know what he did, then why is he famous?"

Gao Yi spread his hands, and then spread his hands again.

Because Gao Yi understood a truth: those who are good at fighting do not have glorious achievements, especially for agents. Any achievements they have made on the secret front can only be known by their own people. If outsiders know about it, it would be a leak, and a leak means that one's strength is not good enough.

Sith whispered, "Perhaps it's because the KGB has been offering a bounty on him. The KGB has made great efforts to kill him. The reason why Captain Britain is famous in the NATO intelligence system is because the KGB publicly ordered anyone who has the chance to kill him, at any cost. Not many spies have received such treatment."

Gao Yi suddenly realized that it seemed that Danny had indeed done something very powerful, so much so that the KGB had the disregard for shame to publicly issue a kill order.

Well, in that case, Danny might actually be pretty amazing.

But a person who should be very powerful actually has a big belly. The gap is really big. Thinking of this, Gao Yi couldn't help but start laughing.

"You laughed too! Why did you laugh?"

"I don't know, hahaha, I just think it's funny..."

“I just said it was funny.”

The two of them laughed so hard that they felt like they could hardly breathe. They didn't want to laugh at first, but after hearing each other's laughter, they couldn't help but laugh along.

Inexplicable.

Gao Yi found that he had never laughed so wantonly and inexplicably before, from childhood to adulthood.

Until the car in front stopped.

This time it is not an apartment, but a separate villa, located in a less prosperous neighborhood in London, but still in a core location. Facing the road is a black iron railing gate and a red brick wall about three meters high.

An old building with some history and a big oak tree in the yard.

It was now daybreak, and there were pedestrians and vehicles on the road. The car driven by Green and his friends was parked beside the road, and then only Danny's own car was parked behind it, and behind that was Gao Yi and his friends' car.

It’s not far from the villa’s gate, but still some distance away.

Danny got out of the car. After getting out, he first tightened his stomach, but when he found that this had no effect, he simply gave up. After patting his stomach, he closed the car door and walked towards the car where Green and the others were.

"Shall we go down?" Sis asked. Gao Yi thought for a moment and said, "Let's go down. Otherwise, how can we watch his performance?"

Sis opened the car door, got out first, and looked left and right, but before he could do anything, Gao Yi pushed the door open and got out.

At this time, Green also got out of the car in front.

For some reason, Gao Yi felt like laughing again.

Green got out of the car, he exhaled, then he raised his wrist, pulled up the sleeve of his woolen long suit, looked at his watch, and said, "Is it okay?"

Danny said without hesitation, "Of course."

"five minutes?"

Danny stretched out a finger without hesitation, and then he said seriously: "Two minutes."

Gao Yi couldn't help but laugh, then he quickly coughed lightly and turned his head to the side.

Xisi has no expression at all. He won't laugh when he shouldn't. When it comes to expression control, he is definitely better than Gao Yi.

Danny couldn't help but look at Gao Yi. He rolled his eyes and decided to endure it for the time being.

Green pointed to the gate of the villa and said, "It's here. I've already told you the characteristics of the target. As for whether there are guards inside or how many guards there are, I don't know. Anyway, when you start, we will just watch. We won't participate, we won't help, and we won't help you erase the surveillance video afterwards. In this case, is two minutes enough?"

"three minutes."

"Okay, three minutes."

Green pressed a few times on the stopwatch and said, "Let's start. Let him see."

Danny turned and walked towards his car. He opened the door, leaned in and took something out from the passenger seat, then put two things into his already tight trouser pockets.

Only then did Gao Yi see clearly that Danny had inserted a sawed-off shotgun into his lower back.

Without a belt to secure it, the gun would slide down, so when Danny realized that the gun did not get stuck on his waist as he had hoped, but instead slid directly into his crotch, he cursed in a low voice, then he pulled out his short gun and pinned it horizontally on his lower back.

"Shhh, cough cough... shhh..."

Gao Yi's sense of humor was lowered by Sith.

Danny took a deep breath, and it was obvious that he was really holding his breath.

Danny walked quickly towards the gate of the villa, then he stopped directly in front of the gate. He looked at the height of the gate, then at the height of the wall, and then he scratched his head involuntarily.

Sith whispered, "You're not going to climb over the wall, are you? You're not going to climb over the wall, are you? No?"

In a flash, Danny suddenly reached out and grabbed the iron railing of the gate, and kicked his feet hard on the wall. His left foot was about half a meter off the ground, and his right foot kicked at a height of about one meter. Then he landed on the ground with both feet, let go of the iron gate as if nothing had happened, and walked forward as if nothing had happened.

Gao Yi and Xisi turned around together. Xisi covered his mouth, but he didn't make a sound.

Gao Yi couldn't hold it back and once again let out a strange chuckle.

"Look at him, look at what he's going to do."

Sis held back his laughter and looked back at Danny, only to see Danny take two steps forward and suddenly turn around. He then took out something from the connection of his overalls, returned to the gate again, bent down slightly, inserted the thing into the keyhole and fiddled with it a few times, then pulled the iron gate to one side.

Sis was stunned and said, "Isn't it an electronic lock? The British are really backward."

Gao Yi couldn't help but say: "Oh, this is quite powerful."

Danny muttered under his breath: "Laugh at you, beep, beep, beep..."

The volume was just right for Gao Yi and the others to hear.

Danny walked into the yard with his head held high.

Gao Yi said urgently: "Follow him and see what he does."

When entering the yard, Danny pulled out the shotgun from his waist.

This requires a gun?
It’s too bad!

Just when Gao Yi was despising and trying to stop Danny, he saw a burly man in a suit with a Middle Eastern appearance running out from the side and said to Danny: "Get out! This is..."

Danny swung the shotgun in his hand violently. After a familiar sound, that is, "puff", the sturdy man immediately fell to the ground.

The sturdy man's legs twitched slightly, and red and white fluid from his head flowed all over the floor.

The sound is slightly different from the sound of a hammer, a little louder, but the effect is just as good.

Danny whispered to the burly man on the ground, "I'm going to make you beep! I'm going to make you beep!"

Gao Yi and Xisi shut up immediately.

Whether you can win the fight is another matter, but if the other person is really angry, then don't laugh. It's immoral.

It's still funny though, really funny.

(End of this chapter)