Chapter 458 Theresa's Lolita Requiem (Part )
[Next question]
[Where did Liyue Wanmintang chef Xiangling and her almost inseparable friend Guoba first meet? ]
[A: Mountaintop]
[B: Cave]
【C: Seaside】
[D: Liyue Harbor]
【Please start answering questions. 】
[Xiang Ling] "This time it's about me and Guoba."
[Ningguang] "Alas, sometimes knowing too much is also a kind of distress."
Guoba is a magical creature that looks like a raccoon. People have often asked about its origins since Xiangling brought it back to Liyue when it was a child.
Xiangling naturally told them the general situation. Over time, not to mention all the Liyue people, at least all the Liyue people in the live broadcast room and well-informed people from other countries knew the answer to this question.
Without exception, they all lost the right to answer the question first.
[Paimon] "Come to think of it, I'm still not sure how you and Guoba know each other, Xiangling?"
[Xiang Ling] "Under normal circumstances, I would be happy to share the story of how I met Guoba, but now... I also have a little selfish motive, right, Guoba?"
【Potato】"Lulu~"
[Traveler Ying] "Xiangling, there are still many people in the live broadcast room who have never received any rewards, and have not even had a chance to participate in a quiz. There is also the newcomer Gretsch who just joined. Can you bear to see those people not feel involved?"
[Xiang Ling] "I haven't answered any questions before. My luck is so bad that I haven't even gotten the chance to answer a question."
[Paimon] "You won't give me any hints at all?"
[Xiang Ling] "Then I can only tell you that I met Guoba in the wild."
[Nilu] "That means we can rule out option D."
[Scattered Soldier] "Humph, you believe everything she says. Maybe she is lying to you."
[Yaoyao] "Senior sister is not that kind of person!"
[Traveler Ying] "Don't worry about him, I trust Xiangling!"
Since everyone couldn't come up with anything to discuss anyway, and those who knew the situation didn't want to reveal any information, they simply stopped thinking about the question and just answered it.
【Captain, please answer the question. 】
[Captain] "Oh, I actually managed to snatch it. Let me think about it. Since Xiangling is a chef, she should go out into the wild to look for fresh ingredients, right?"
[Xiang Ling] "That's true."
[Keqing] "It's just that sometimes, Xiangling, your cooking skills are very creative..."
[Hutao] "Hmm... I still remember the dish Xiangling made with Fire Slime and Jueyun Pepper."
[Captain] "There are seafood ingredients on the seashore, and there are also some game on the top of the mountain and in the cave... Xiangling, what flavor of food does Guoba like the most?"
[Xiangling] "Guoba prefers spicy food."
[Paimon] "Well, Guoba will eat a bite of chili before he attacks the enemy with fire."
[Captain] "As for spicy food, there shouldn't be any spicy food on the beach, and the dark environment in the cave is unlikely to grow spicy food. Some places on the top of the mountain with low altitude and plenty of sunshine are suitable for growing plants like peppers, so Xiaobai, I choose A. (This is made up, please don't mind if it doesn't make sense.)"
[Stargazing] "I see. Based on Guoba's preferences, we can determine where it might appear at that time."
[Xiang Ling] "Hehe, but Captain, you still answered incorrectly~"
[Captain] "Nani!"
【Congratulations, Captain, for your wrong answer. 】
[Captain] "Damn it!"
[Hu Tao] "Hehe, then thank the captain for giving us, the insiders, a chance. Hu Tao, I will remember your [sacrifice] at this moment."
[Then please listen carefully to the song starring Theresa, who scolds the captain with a look of disgust - Theresa's Lolita Requiem (a newly released secondary creation song, the author is already obsessed with it)]
[Captain] "Theresa... dislikes me... woooo (?д?)"
[Theresa] "Hey, don't be sad, Captain. It's probably just a secondary creation. I won't really dislike you!"
[Rita] "Theresa is the lead actress, so there should be other people as well."
[Bronya] "It's actually titled 'Requiem for Theresa and the Others'. Maybe the two of them who were watching the stars under the moon are also involved."
[Captain] "Ah! My heart is bleeding..."
[Under the Moon] "Cheer up, human! I won't despise you!"
[Stargazing] "Yes, Mr. Assassin, this is just a guess. Maybe it's just Theresa herself?"
[Alisaia] "Captain, no matter when or where, Alisaia will always love you!"
[Xilin] “But my intuition tells me that this song is not simple.”
[Then start playing]
Theresa: Pervert!!
Yes, I am cute!
Stop drooling!
Fragrant and soft? (Captain: ごめんなさい!)
Huh? You guys wanna see the goslings dance together? (Captain: Yes!)
That's a nice thought! Start the justice against lolita control!
Kiana: The end is coming!
Bianca: Age doesn't matter, being younger is cute. You must understand? (Rita: Yes!)
Theresa: I stick out my tongue and conquer you all. You are all perverts. (Right?)
Come here, the cabinet is a little high and I can't reach it at all.
It feels pretty good to have my feet on your back. You don't mind, right?
(Captain: Theresa! Theresa! Theresa! Monkey Soju Theresa!)
Theresa: Captain, if I let you hug me, you won’t faint, right?
(Rita: Little goose, little goose, so cute!)
Bianca: Wow thank you thank you, eh Rita are you okay?
Theresa: Remember to bring Judas with you when you go hunting (Captain: Great!)
Destroy the ray pervert Sayonara. (Captain: Punishment!)
If you have any strange ideas, let your grandfather come back to life and feed you bitter melon.
Xiao Yuexia: It's not your fault that My Darling fell in love with me. (Captain: My wife!)
But the Darling ship has a lot of ambiguous objects. (Captain: No way!)
I want you to rely on me forever, my love
Use a little ambiguous magic and go to sleep.
(Captain: Little Moon, Little Moon, Theresa, Theresa, Little Goose, Little Goose, kiss each one, kiss each one! Little Moon, Little Moon, Theresa, Theresa, Little Goose, Little Goose, ah, the trip to Mars is so cool!)
Theresa: You see, there are more and more perverted captains and "Rita" grinning at Little Goose recently.
No child who does bad things should be let off.
……
(The climax of the second half will be written in the next chapter.)