Chapter 479 I am Chenpi 413
When the Little Yellow Chicken Film Company was established, Chen Pi finally waited until the 80s.
People in their seventies are at the right age to make breakthroughs. Trump was able to strive to become president, so making movies and running an entertainment company are just small fry for him.
During the 24 solar terms, half of them stayed in Yunnan and the other half followed them northward.
After all, they heard that movies seemed to be very expensive, so they sold jade and raised tangerine peels and let the masters play around.
Zhang Qilin is wherever Hei Xia Zi is.
Blackback Laoliu didn't care, but Er Yuehong found it very interesting.
Right now is the time when Hong Kong movies are booming, so they are here too.
They are not good at romance, but they are good at fighting, and they can shoot everything in one shot. The only problem is that the equipment can't keep up with their speed.
The guys from the Chen and Hong families have to slow down.
Among the old-fashioned people, Er Yuehong and Hei Xiazi were the first to learn how to use the video equipment.
Tangerine peel: ……
He is not a good college student. He really is not a good student.
He is over 70, he can't do it.
Zhang Qilin: I can do it, but I can’t. What should a blind person do?
Hei Xia Zi: Otherwise, it would be a bad idea to be mute. His waist is not in good condition and he doesn’t want to have a lumbar disc herniation.
He was healthy all his life, but he fell victim to a mute.
A movie starring Er Yue Hong and Hei Xia Zi, about various aspects of life, starring actors Chen Hujia and Hong Hujia.
Everything is their own experience.
Hei Xia Zi and Zhang Qilin also made guest appearances, as did Chen Pi Er Yue Hong.
To be honest, this movie has good looks, good martial arts, good props, and exquisite costumes.
The main thing is that they don’t talk about love at all.
From the beginning to the end, everyone was killed. The two-hour movie was full of deaths.
After watching the movie, the people were silent for a while, and then they all started cursing, and no one was left alive.
This is too straightforward, the main point is to be quick and neat.
But the cinemas were always packed. Although many people cursed at the movie, the movie also made a lot of money.
Chenpi was so happy watching this, isn't it a different kind of happy ending if everyone died?
audience:.....
Get out of here, kick the screenwriter out. Just when I was interested in the story, he was killed. You screenwriters are so heartless that he died so miserably.
There are so many good-looking young men and women, even the old man still has charm.
Not a single one can be left alive.
If you say die, then die.
Chenpi and Heibei Laoliu are in the teahouse opposite. It is wonderful to listen to the various dialects.
Er Yuehong felt that his death was still very beautiful.
Zhang Qilin thought it would be a good thing to die together with Hei Xia Zi.
The guys were all very satisfied, for no other reason than that they had a lot of money, and the master could continue to call them next time.
They are no longer as reluctant as they were before, as they are all breadwinners.
Although they are quite rich, they don't mind having too much money.
I originally thought he was just playing with the hall master.
They have to slow down the speed, otherwise the camera can't keep up.
It's a bit unpleasant.
However, Chenpi was very generous in paying.
When the news of life reached Hong Kong, Zhang Haike went crazy. He must have seen it wrong. That was the clan leader, the clan leader.
Ah ah ah ah ah! ! ! !
The Zhang family made a sharp explosion, even if it was just for a few minutes, he could recognize the result camera.
Chief, you are so poor that you have to make a movie. Have you lost your memory again?
The elders from Hong Kong were also shocked when they saw this.
The Zhang family is not poor.
But the amnesiac patriarch sold himself.
Xiao Zhang: .
The clan leader who was described by Zhang Haike as wise and powerful has sold himself.
Rumors like these cannot be stopped, and they became more and more outrageous.
They immediately organized their business and returned home with some people.
They wanted to redeem the patriarch.
Chenpi also wants to hold a concert, but they are not famous, so they decided to shoot a MV first.
But who will sing?
Hei Xia Zi pretended not to see it. Zhang Qilin looked at the sky, and Hei Bei Lao Liu pointed at Er Yue Hong.
Chenpi made the final decision.
"Master, 90 years old is the right age to make breakthroughs."
Er Yuehong has a great voice. Even though she is old, her voice when switching between male and female is still beautiful.
So Er Yuehong sang passionately in costume, Hei Xia Zi and Zhang Qilin danced with swords in the bamboo forest, Chen Pi used his nine claws to pick up the fan, and Hei Bei Lao Liu played with a knife.
This MV is called The Curtain Falls.
Anyway, Er Yue Hong is quite enjoyable.
When you are old, you can still do what you like.
They are all servants of the Chen family and the Hong family. They do this just for fun.
They are not short of money, and they say it loudly.
But they made money.
That movie had people stabbed to death, while this opera made the singer cry.
The rest are better, with Chinese-style songs and dances.
Hei Xiazi had to work hard to coax the mute to dance with him.
Anyway, the sacrifice was quite great, I suffered a herniated lumbar disc.
Zhang Qilin is laughing, but Hei Xiazi is not laughing.
Er Yuehong brought back a child one day.
He said this was his second apprentice and Chenpi would take care of him in the future.
Chenpi: He is already over seventy years old! ! ! !
Master, what are you doing?
"Senior brother."
Xie Yuchen's soft voice sounded, and looking at such a cute child, Chenpi nodded.
"Junior brother."
Blackback Laoliu rolled his eyes and said, this is suitable for your great-grandson.
I looked at Er Yuehong again. He was an old naughty boy.
The older you get, the more childish you become.
Er Yuehong: If you have the guts, hit me. I’m trying to scam you.
Blackback Laoliu was holding a knife and was about to send someone away.
Hei Xia Zi and Zhang Qilin laughed out loud, the former giggling and the latter smiling slightly.
Laughing affects your image.
Zhang Qilin was determined to protect his cold face.
Over the years, except for going out to reinforce and add mechanisms, he spent the rest of the time following the blind man.
Even the bronze door, except for not allowing the blind man to enter, all the mechanisms and routes were told to the blind man, including the treasure room.
Er Yuehong also knew what happened to the Nine Gates that year.
Anyway, the losses were quite heavy, and when they were held accountable, none of them ended up well.
Jie Jiu is the smartest one among the Jie family. It's because he can make money. Let's make up for his sins with his merits.
The main thing is that they didn't do it voluntarily.
But later on, Zhang Qishan and Zhang Rishan didn't know that the Yin family was deceived. Their Xinyue was in good health, and it was Zhang Qishan's fault that she couldn't lay eggs. Maybe she was injured and deceived into marriage.
They didn't know what mistake they had made, so they could only find a new backer.
The Wu and Huo families benefited greatly, but Old Dog Wu was still demoted.
The Huo family has her family's marriage partner, but the other families are not so lucky.
After all, Fairy Huo is dead, so what else can happen? A little bleeding will be enough.
It would be better if the mastermind was killed.
This farce is over.
As for the Wang family, they are just hiding from the public. The country just doesn't have time to deal with them. When they have time, they will just use the shells for the exercise. It's not a big deal. The country is too busy.
Except for studying on weekends, Xie Yuchen's parents usually pick him up when he goes to class.
When Zhang Haike came, he caused a misunderstanding and wanted to redeem the clan leader.
Zhang Qilin: . . . .
What a shame for the Zhang family.
He doesn't know them.
But he suddenly had a bad idea. He wanted to send them to guard the gate. Anyway, they were also curious about the bronze door. If the quality was not good, he could make up for it with quantity.
As for what Chen Pi said about letting the Zhang family dance, it was not impossible. They had embarrassed him, so they also had to be embarrassed.
Isn't it just recording one more MV and dancing a few more times? The Zhang family's uniformity is so charming, mainly because they have nice faces and figures, and their movements are even better.
Zhang Haike: . . . .