Chapter 480 Home was stolen
Chapter 480 Home was stolen
"What are you doing?"
Tan Wenjie saw a blind man busy at work, and next to him were two children sprinkling some kind of powder with a very strong pungent smell.
"realgar!"
The blind man pointed into the yard.
"There are monsters in there, two snake monsters. You'd better leave quickly, kid. Otherwise, the fight will be too big and I'm afraid I might hurt you by mistake."
Hearing no response, the blind man asked, "Why don't you speak?"
"Master, he went to knock on the door." said a disciple at the side.
"What!" the blind Taoist said immediately, "Stop him!"
Tick-tock, a drop of rain fell on his forehead.
"It's raining?"
The blind Taoist suddenly felt something was wrong. Ordinary monsters certainly could not call the wind and rain, so the monster in the house must be a big monster with thousands of years of cultivation.
"You've come at the right time! I've calculated the time. Today my cultivation has greatly increased, while the monsters' cultivation has greatly decreased!" His attitude changed, and he laughed loudly, "I caught you to make pills and increase my cultivation!"
To become famous and improve strength, there is nothing wrong with his idea, except that he did not consider the difference in strength between the enemy and us.
"Master, it's bad. The realgar has been washed away by the rain."
"Master, the door is open and the female monster is coming out."
"Master!" X2
A powerful demonic aura came towards him, and the blind Taoist flew backwards.
"Catch me!" He grabbed at the air with his hands and feet.
"Coming!" X2
Bang! The blind man fell headfirst to the ground.
"Master, I didn't catch it." X2
"Hiss." The blind Taoist rubbed the bump on his head and stood up, then grabbed a handful of copper bells and said, "Look at my treasure!"
Ring ring ring——!
The sky full of copper bells turned into a rain and sprinkled towards the Bai Mansion. The copper bells fell into the yard without causing any splashes.
"Ouch!" The blind man fell again.
Tan Wenjie watched the whole process.
From an ordinary person's perspective, the blind Taoist and his two little apprentices were shouting and yelling like lunatics, and they even took out bells and threw them out.
He was hit by the bell several times while standing here.
From the perspective of an immortal, Bai Suzhen in the courtyard waved her hand, and then the blind Taoist priest shouted and screamed, being played around by the immortal.
The two snakes had never harmed anyone, so even a harsh person like Fahai could let them go. The blind Taoist priest wanted to become famous while catching monsters and refining elixirs, so he deserved to be beaten.
Tan Wenjie spread out his palm and looked at the copper bell in it.
A very common magic tool. The sound of the bell can drive away evil spirits, and it can only be used in quantity.
A bell alone has no other characteristics except that it is noisy.
The blind Taoist got up and said, "This shouldn't be the case. I calculated the time long ago. My Taoism has greatly improved."
Your combat power is only 100 points, even if it is doubled it is only 200. Others start with 1000 points, even if they get a 8% discount they can still kill you easily.
It's typical to only look at the bonus and not the basic data.
"Disciple, let's go! We'll come back next time when we're ready."
The blind Taoist priest’s skills are not high enough, not his brains. As long as the mountains are still there, there is no fear of losing his home.
withdraw!
In front of the Bai Mansion, the heavy rain came quickly and disappeared quickly.
"You're here?" Xiaoqing leaned against the door frame and looked at him.
"I'll return the umbrella."
As a dishonest man, he doesn't like to take advantage of others and always returns the umbrella if he takes it.
"Xiaoqing!" Bai Suzhen's voice came from the house.
"understood."
Xiaoqing walked up to Tan Wenjie and saw that his eyes really fell on her chest as her sister said. She smiled lightly and turned away.
The day when your sister can call you sister is not far away.
Tan Wenjie: “…”
I didn't understand what was going on with Xiaoqing's arrogant expression just now. She even smiled with a crooked mouth. She must be secretly feeling happy about something in her mind.
Xiaoqing chased in the direction the blind Taoist escaped.
"Mr. Tan, don't you want to come in and sit down?"
Bai Suzhen had appeared in front of the door at some point, leaning against the door frame just like Xiaoqing had just done.
However, compared to Xiaoqing's simple desire, she has an extra layer of restraint that only humans have, and her charm suddenly rises several levels.
If the snake spirit is so strong, what level should the fox spirit be? Tan Wenjie, who knew that his weakness was lust, suddenly wanted to challenge it.
"I'm here to return the umbrella. By the way, I want to inform the two girls that I'm going to quit my job as a fortune teller at Yue Lao Temple. You probably won't see me when you go to Yue Lao Temple next time."
"Come in." Bai Suzhen turned around, not giving anyone a chance to refuse.
As he stepped into the door, Tan Wenjie looked around.
His Yin-Yang eyes can detect ghosts, but he cannot see through spells. He can only sense that there is something fake about this place. If he does not take the initiative to break the spell, it will be no different from a real courtyard.
Bai Suzhen's transformation skills are of a very high level. Among all the thousand-year-old monsters he has encountered, she is definitely the strongest one.
"Do you have a lotus pond at home?" Tan Wenjie turned his head and looked around.
Bai Suzhen is just a monster. If she were to find a job as a designer in modern society, she would starve to death.
A little too much liquid nitrogen was added, and white smoke was billowing out of the lotus pond.
Also, there were no windows in the room, only large bay windows. When the wind blew, they fluttered like the Banner of Ten Thousand Souls.
There is a sense of atmosphere that seems to have everything but is eerie and strange.
"Yes, what does Mr. Tan think?" Bai Suzhen asked.
Tan Wenjie said bluntly: "Generally speaking."
"..."
"It doesn't look like a place where people live." Tan Wenjie said, "Miss Bai, your house is so big, but you don't have anyone to clean it? And there are no windows. With such heavy rain and dust, how do you keep your house spotless?"
Bai Suzhen: "..."
Is there something wrong with your focus? Didn't you notice the mood? Didn't you see that the slit of my skirt was deliberately high?
"Sir, why don't you continue to interpret divinations in the Yue Lao Temple?" Bai Suzhen poured tea and changed the topic that had just annoyed the snake.
Tan Wenjie sighed, "Ah, it's all because the number of people getting married within a few dozen miles of me has obviously decreased. Many girls have raised their requirements for their other half's appearance many times. Some people even went to the Yue Lao Temple to cause trouble for me. I had no choice but to change my career."
He couldn't just say that he had gained the favor of Yue Lao and stop there.
Bai Suzhen: "..."
She almost forgot that this man had no sense of modesty, but she admitted that Tan Wenjie was handsome, and it was normal for young girls and wives to fall in love with him.
"By the way, I heard there are monsters here." Tan Wenjie suddenly lowered his voice, "It's very dangerous for the two of you to live here."
Bai Suzhen suddenly covered her mouth and chuckled: "Those were all rumors that we two sisters spread on purpose. We are just weak women with a lot of wealth, and we were worried that we would be targeted by someone with ulterior motives, so we resorted to this desperate measure."
There are too many of this and that, and the speech suddenly becomes like a theatrical tone.
He had reason to suspect that the Bai Suzhen in front of him could sing "Du Qing".
"I see." Tan Wenjie nodded, "I should go now. Miss Bai, please don't see me off."
Bai Suzhen: "..."
She didn't think of getting up to see him off, and the man in front of her didn't even lift his butt.
There was silence for a while.
Bai Suzhen said, "Mr. Tan, if you don't mind this, why don't you stay for dinner?"
Tan Wenjie nodded immediately: "Okay."
Bai Suzhen: "..."
As a newly transformed banshee, she found that she was still too thin-skinned compared to humans.
The food was served very quickly. Tan Wenjie did not see the fire being lit. The White Snake, who did not smell of firewood at all, just turned around and came over with two dishes.
Still elegant and ethereal.
"This is what I specially made, this West Lake vinegar fish, how delicious is it?"
Tan Wenjie took a piece of food with chopsticks and put it into his mouth: "It tastes exactly like the brothel. Miss Bai's cooking skills are really good."
Bai Suzhen: "..."
This is what she had just "moved" from the brothel using magic, and it's still warm.
"Um, well...sir, do you often go to brothels?"
"Personal interest." Tan Wenjie nodded. There was nothing wrong with admitting it.
He had money and time, so why would he go anywhere other than to brothels? He couldn't go to the temple to donate money because that would cost money. He would rather help the poor people who had nothing to wear.
"Young Master is joking."
After a simple meal, Tan Wenjie asked to leave again.
Although Bai Suzhen is very beautiful, it is boring to just look at her. If it were Xiaoqing, he would have been filled up long ago.
Bai Suzhen is still too reserved.
Just when Tan Wenjie was thinking about whether to start with Xiaoqing first.
"Oh, this, that, my head is a little dizzy~"
Bai Suzhen stood up, staggered unsteadily, and finally fell into Tan Wenjie's arms.
"Miss Bai, are you okay?" Tan Wenjie naturally wrapped his arms around her waist.
Among the many waists he had hugged, Bai Suzhen's slender waist was second to none, and no one could compare to it except Xiaoqing.
"Please take me to this room and lie down. I will be fine after a short rest."
Tan Wenjie looked embarrassed: "This, that, men and women shouldn't touch each other."
Bai Suzhen: "..."
His hand is almost sliding down to my butt, and he still says something about not touching anything.
"This and that, sir~"
"Oh." Tan Wenjie sighed, thinking that he was always too soft-hearted.
Helplessly, he supported the weak and boneless snake demon towards the bedroom and put it on the bed. At the same time, he accidentally lost his balance and fell onto the bed.
"This, that, I can't stand steadily." Tan Wenjie supported his body with his hands and slowly stood up.
Bai Suzhen lowered her head to glance at her hand on her chest, the seductive look in her eyes could no longer be concealed.
"Sir, this... it hurts~"
"Well, I happen to know a set of massage techniques."
"Sir, this, that...itches~"
"Well, you're really lucky. I happen to know a way to relieve the itch."
Xiaoqing played a trick on the blind Taoist Quanzhenzi and happily returned to Bai's house, only to find that her house had been robbed. The two of them hugged each other.
She often does this with her sister.
Now she couldn’t tell whether it was her sister who was kidnapped or her honest man who was kidnapped. She just felt that she had been cheated twice, and had two more turquoise hats on her head that matched her very well.
The movements are simple.
Highly repeatable.
But she actually noticed something different and tried to get closer but was glared at by her sister.
"It was obviously me first." Xiaoqing muttered.
My sister went back on her word. She had said before that the Xu Xian she liked was better, but now she comes to snatch the honest man she liked.
It's amazing that you have a high level of cultivation.
Xiaoqing could only hide outside the window and watch the whole process, keeping her eyes wide open and memorizing all the simple movements in her mind.
After Tan Wenjie turned over and fell asleep on the bed, Xiaoqing asked, "Sister, what were you doing just now?"
"Return the umbrella." The white snake stretched lazily.
The blush on her face had not faded, but when Xiaoqing came over, she immediately pulled the quilt over to cover Tan Wenjie.
I can’t let Xiaoqing take advantage of my man.
Xiao Qing: "Life is so strange. Crawling is called walking, rubbing your legs with your feet is called solving a hexagram, and being happy together is called returning the umbrella."
"You don't understand people yet." Bai Suzhen said.
Xiao Qing was dissatisfied: "I was the first one. He is the honest man I like."
"He's not honest at all." Bai Suzhen laughed, "I just beckoned and he came over."
"If I hook my finger, he will come over too."
"No."
"Why, you hooked me first."
Tan Wenjie, who was lying on the side with his eyes closed and pretending to be asleep, listened to the sisters quarreling and quarreling, but his heart was as calm as water.
It is still the banshee who has been practicing for thousands of years who can resist the chisel.
Then he began to think, without the Green Snake, the White Snake and Xu Xian, what would happen if Fahai did not refresh? Wouldn’t his mission be far away?
On second thought, he replaced Xu Xian, so even if Fahai really came, he would not be able to capture him. He also changed the flooding of Jinshan Mountain in disguise, so no one would die. His merit was immeasurable.
As for Fahai, he would rush over to his house when he had time and talk reason with him.
Sage mode is best for thinking.
In the end, Xiaoqing's resistance was suppressed by Bai Suzhen with violence, and she was forced to surrender, but you can tell from her appearance that she is very dissatisfied.
One day, she will take back everything that belongs to her.
It was almost dark when Tan Wenjie slowly opened his eyes.
Stretched.
"Who are you exactly?"
Bai Suzhen stared at Tan Wenjie.
It was not until the afternoon that she discovered that what Tan Wenjie left in her body actually contained very strong energy and a fairy-like aura.
I actually never saw through him.
If he is not an ordinary person, then his cultivation could only be far higher than mine.
"Me?" Tan Wenjie frowned. "Miss Bai, it was your legs that locked me up. You forced me."
Lifting skirts without recognizing people.
Scumbag!
Bai Suzhen: "..."
She admitted that the atmosphere was very good and the feeling was very good, but she wanted to find someone to accompany her for decades and experience what it was like to be a human being, rather than looking for an immortal like she is doing now.
Wait, it seems like she didn’t suffer too much, as she got to experience the human part and also got the immortal part.
She even wanted to say "I forced out all the parts of you that were left in my body" but couldn't. She was reluctant and even wanted more.
"What are you going to do?"
"I want to try out the power of the gods."
Outside the window, Xiao Qing pouted: "Returning the umbrella again?"
She was obviously the one who came here first, but she didn't expect to be excluded. Don't give her a chance, otherwise she will definitely just beckon her finger and snatch you away, and then ask her sister to call her sister.
Then her eyes slowly opened wide.
"Sister is stealing good food!"
After the rain, Tan Wenjie hugged Bai Suzhen and leaned against the head of the bed, and reluctantly agreed to give her food in the future.
The effect of taking it is good.
"Why did my husband come to the human world?"
"You are wrong. I am not here in the human world." Tan Wenjie emphasized, "I have always lived in the human world. I am also a genuine fortune teller."
Bai Suzhen lay on his chest and drew circles. Hearing this, she looked up at Tan Wenjie and said, "In the game of mortal world?"
"There is no ticket to heaven." Tan Wenjie looked at the ceiling, "There is no connection up there."
Bai Suzhen: "..."
In her eyes, becoming an immortal seemed very advanced. If a demon wanted to become an immortal, it must first transform into a human form, and then practice to become an immortal in the human form.
Otherwise, she would not have added white smoke crazily in the white mansion she created to create an environment with fairy-like air.
I heard it’s like this in heaven.
Now, not only did he meet the immortal in one step, but he was also satisfied with his taste.
But the sound in heaven didn't seem as fairy-like as imagined.
"I just took on an outsourced job," Tan Wenjie said. "My life is still going on as usual."
Life indeed went on as usual, and everything was dull except that Bai Suzhen exploited him even more after she knew he was not human.
There is also a figure in a green dress standing outside the window, analyzing carefully and trying hard to learn the theoretical postures.
One day, Tan Wenjie was rubbing Bai Suzhen's white feet.
"Husband, should we open a pharmacy?"
"Why do you suddenly want to open a pharmacy?"
Bai Suzhen said: "Ordinary people can't afford medicine. If we can treat them for free, we can help them. Besides, with my husband's ability, curing diseases and saving lives should be a piece of cake."
Tan Wenjie: "If you don't charge for treating patients, other than annoying other clinics and drugstores and causing trouble, how many people can you save even if you treat patients day and night?"
"What do you mean, sir?"
"The root of the problem is that ordinary people have no money. Look at the countless people who seek pleasure in brothels every day. Because the money is in their hands, the circulation is just from left hand to right hand and has nothing to do with ordinary people. Therefore, the upper class is getting richer and the lower class is getting poorer. This is the uneven distribution of wealth."
This was different from the myths she had always heard, about gods throughout history who saved the world and gave gifts to the poor. When they saw a sick person, they turned into doctors to treat him. When they saw a tiger, they turned into hunters.
Bai Suzhen stammered: "Then, what should I do?"
"Of course, we need to redistribute the wealth, get rid of those who have money but are unwilling to hand it over, and then support those rich people who can find jobs for the people. When everyone has money in their pockets, they will naturally have money to eat and buy medicine."
It’s not that the gods don’t know that this is the more appropriate way to do it, but the gods who want incense would rather give fish to people than teach them how to fish.
If everyone can earn enough food and clothing with their own hands, what will happen to the incense in the temple?
"What is your plan, sir?"
"It's best not to get involved in worldly power struggles, so... sell stockings."
"what?"
The topic jumped too quickly and she didn't react.
Tan Wenjie flipped his hand and took out a piece of black silk.
"Rich people like silk stockings and will spend a lot of money to buy them. In brothels, some people are willing to spend more than ten taels of silver to buy them. Ordinary people can make silk stockings to increase their income. In this way, the economic cycle will improve life."
Bai Suzhen still felt that something was wrong. She thought that Tan Wenjie had said so much just to bring up the stockings.
"What about the pharmacy?"
"You can prescribe it and sell the medicine at a low price."
Doing good deeds to accumulate merit, of course he supports White Snake's desire to do so.
"Come on, put on this pair. It's all for the general public. If we can't design beautiful and useful stockings, how can we increase sales?"
The confused Bai Suzhen put it on obediently.
"Can you lift your legs high?"
outside the window.
Xiaoqing muttered: "Returning the umbrella again?"
Her eyes suddenly widened.
"Why are you returning the umbrella on the table this time?"
There are so many things she can learn, but it's a pity that her sister has been keeping a close eye on her recently.
Letting Bai Suzhen turn into a dead snake and lie paralyzed on the bed, Tan Wenjie thought about his next move. He wanted to convert Fahai.
(End of this chapter)