Chapter 483 King George I and his consorts

Chapter 483 King George I and his consorts

Chapter 483 George I and his consorts

the next day.

The incident involving Yi Zhonghai continues to ferment, and now even his leaders know that he has been covered in shit.

However, these leaders more or less cared about their reputation, and also took into account Yi Zhonghai's title of eighth-level worker. No one said anything about him to his face, and they only talked about him behind his back.

In order not to affect Yi Zhonghai's mood, the leader also asked Guo Dapiezi to warn everyone in the workshop not to talk about his embarrassing stories in the workshop.

The leader has spoken, so Guo Dapiaozi can only follow his orders and ask everyone to stop talking nonsense.

Guo Dapiezi only dared to complain a few words in private and didn't dare to confront Yi Zhonghai in person.

Otherwise, if Yi Zhonghai took leave and the workpieces in the workshop were not completed, he, as the director, would be in big trouble.

These things are only discussed in the workshop and never spread outside.

Transport team.

Li Kailang had just finished a mission when Wan Shen looked for him again.

"Master Li, Director Yang is looking for you."

"Director Yang wants to see me. OK, let's go."

Li Kailang followed Wan Shen to Director Yang's office.

"Xiao Li, you are not tired, are you?" Director Yang poured a cup of tea for Li Kailang.

"It's okay, I'm used to it." Li Kailang took the tea and drank it all in one gulp. He was indeed a little thirsty.

"The beginning of this month is slow, everyone is like this." Director Yang nodded.

After a brief chat, Director Yang got straight to the point.

"Xiao Li, the leader from the department came here last week, do you remember?"

"I remember. What's wrong?" Li Kailang nodded.

Director Yang tentatively said, "Just remember it. The leader asked me to ask you if you have come up with any inventions yet."

Li Kailang said helplessly: "Director Yang, how could this invention be so easy to come up with? If it was so easy to come up with, wouldn't this invention become something that is commonplace?"

"I have done my best to come up with those two inventions, and now I can't think of any more for the time being."

Director Yang smiled and said, "That's true. It's only been a week. How can you come up with it so quickly? I'm asking too much."

"But the department is pushing you so hard, do you really have no idea at all?"

Director Yang was just pushing Li Kailang a little to see if he had any ideas in advance.

It would be best if there is one, but it doesn’t matter if there isn’t. He also knows that it is impossible to invent something so easily.

Seeing this, Li Kailang was also guessing what Director Yang was thinking, and didn't mind revealing a little.

"Well, this is a bit of an immature idea."

"Oh, can you tell me more about it?" Director Yang asked immediately. It was unexpected that he actually asked the question. It was truly a pleasant surprise.

Li Kailang showed an expression that was difficult to speak: "This, this idea is immature, it's just a little inspiration, let's not talk about it, I'm afraid I will be embarrassed if I say it."

"Well, Director Yang, wait for me to go back and refine it. I don't understand it myself now, so I'll refrain from talking about this and that and making myself confused."

Director Yang opened his mouth and wanted Li Kailang to speak directly, but after thinking it over, he gave up.

"Okay, take your time to think about it. Don't be in a hurry. It's always good to have inspiration. Improve it bit by bit. I'm not in a hurry."

"Just let me know when it's done, and I'll see if I can give you some suggestions."

"I'll have to trouble Director Yang when the time comes."

Director Yang waved his hand and said, "Oh, no trouble, no trouble. Your inspiration is the most important."

Thanks to Li Kailang's invention, the steel mill has gained a lot of benefits, but his ideas cannot be interrupted.

Li Kailang's inspiration, naturally, is the child safety seat. It is still in his mind and the drawing has not been drawn yet. It can only be said that he has the inspiration.

As for the drawings given by the mechanical knowledge, I can only use them after I graduate from night school.

Now he is a driver, and their identities are not equal, so taking it out makes it even more suspicious.

"By the way, are you busy now? I have an easy job here. Our Metallurgical Department is sending two pigs to our factory. Why don't you go and get the pigs back?"

"Two pigs? Director Yang, you are amazing. You can actually get two. It's not easy to get two at this time of year." Li Kailang praised.

"No, no, I'm the factory director and I have to think about our factory all the time." Director Yang waved his hand modestly.

In fact, these two pigs were not obtained by him, but by Li Kailang.

After the big boss left last time, I thought about giving Li Kailang some nutrition so that he could come up with inventions.

On the surface, the reward was given in the name of the steel rolling mill, but in fact, a separate portion of the pork must have been reserved for him to show that the Ministry of Metallurgy valued him.

But Director Yang would not tell Li Kailang about this. After all, he was the leader, and his subordinates' contributions should not be too great, lest they become arrogant.

Director Yang was also thinking about using Li Kailang in the future.

"Director Yang, I'll go now."

"Then thank you very much. Just go there and tell them you are from the Red Star Steel Rolling Mill."

"Good."

Li Kailang waved his hand, immediately returned to the transport team, and drove to the pig farm.

As the organization that coordinates the country's metallurgy, the Ministry of Metallurgy has its own pig farm.

This pig farm is in the countryside and is raised in cooperation with the commune.

Li Kailang drove to the place and was informed that it was the Red Star Steel Rolling Mill.

The pig pen manager, Lao Wang, said: "You are from the Red Star Steel Mill. I know. I have informed the higher-ups. Please follow me."

Someone then took Li Kailang inside to see the pigs.

The entire pigpen is more of a domestic style, with an area of ​​about four to five hundred square meters. There is also a larger area outside the pigpen for the pigs to play and exercise.

Li Kailang looked towards the pigpen. There were not many pigs in it, only about ten or twenty. They were all small fragrant pigs. They didn't look very big and were only a few months old.

The pig pen manager, Lao Wang, pointed and said, "Here, these are them. You can pick two. Your Red Star Steel Rolling Mill is really amazing. You can get two pigs. This is not a small amount."

"Originally these pigs belonged to the ministry, but I didn't expect your factory would be allowed to pick them first."

Li Kailang looked at the pigs and was a little dumbfounded. "Are they all small fragrant pigs? There are no bigger ones?"

"The bigger ones have already been eaten. These are just born this year."

"This is a little different from what I thought. Is there a phone? I want to talk to the factory manager."

Li Kailang thought that they were here to pick out two pigs to be slaughtered and eaten, but he didn't expect that they were these small fragrant pigs that could not be eaten and had to be raised.

Lao Wang looked at Li Kailang's surprised expression and realized that this was not made clear.

"Okay, here's a phone, call us."

After being transferred several times, Li Kailang finally got through to Director Yang's office and briefly explained the situation to him.

"Director Yang, do you want to take these two pigs back? Or should we keep them here and raise them first?"

Director Yang thought for a moment and asked, "What do you think?"

"Personally, I think it's better to keep them here. After all, it will take at least next year to raise them to be ready for slaughter. During this period, pigs eat a lot of food, so it's better to save some, but."

"But what? Go on."

"I'm worried that if we raise him here, the department will turn against us and not give him to us. What should we do? Director Yang, you make the decision."

Although he didn't need those two pigs, he still had to deny his responsibility.

On the other end of the phone, Director Yang thought for a moment and didn't want to take this hot potato, but he was the director, so who would take it if he didn't?

Finally, he decided: "Just keep it here."

"Okay." Li Kailang immediately nodded and hung up the phone, fearing that Director Yang would go back on his word, and then went to find Lao Wang, the person in charge of the pigpen.

"Old Wang, can we keep the pigs from the Red Star Steel Mill here for now?"

Lao Wang nodded: "Yes, of course, it doesn't matter if you have one or two."

"That would be troublesome."

After finishing his talk, Li Kailang planned to leave.

Lao Wang invited enthusiastically, "Ah, you're leaving so soon, why don't you stay and watch the castration of the pigs?"

"Castration?"

"Yes, it's castration. These pigs are old enough to be castrated. It's better to castrate them now while they are still small, so that they won't be difficult to castrate when they grow up."

"Okay, I want to see how they castrate pigs." Li Kailang nodded immediately. He didn't know how castration was done in the pigpen under the Ministry of Metallurgy.

"You'll see in a moment that this castrated pig tastes really good, not smelling mutton, and the meat is still tender."

There are several main reasons for castrating pigs.

First, castrated pigs have a mild temper and a docile personality, and they don’t often get hit on the head. It can also reduce feeding costs and help them grow meat.

As the saying goes, if you don't have a sow in your heart, you will naturally become a god by growing fat.

Secondly, castrated pigs do not have the smell of urine and taste better.

Lao Wang took Li Kailang to the pigpen again, "There is a little boar in here, let's keep one and castrate the others."

Li Kailang looked at Lao Wang, this guy was really cruel, he only kept one as a breeding pig and castrated the rest.

"Tsk tsk tsk, how sad." Li Kailang sighed as he looked at the group of lively little 'George's'.

The nine little 'Georges' were completely unaware of the game that would determine their fate.

"You are a guest from afar. Comrade, you choose. Whoever you choose will be castrated first?"

"Okay." Li Kailang stood in front of the group of Georges.

The gears of destiny began to turn.
"Hehe~" George and his friends greeted him enthusiastically, not knowing that their fate was in Li Kailang's hands. "This is it, it barks the most cheerfully and enthusiastically."

The Chosen Pig was immediately taken away, "Come on, comrade, let's see how we castrate a pig."

Lao Wang took Li Kailang into a small room and looked around the room. He didn't see anyone familiar. "Hey, where's the master? Why isn't he here?"

Someone replied: "The master didn't come."

Lao Wang said angrily, "He didn't come? Why didn't you tell me that he didn't come? We're castrating pigs today, and he didn't come. What are we going to castrate?"

He spread his hands and said, "We didn't know that. He usually comes late. We thought he was coming soon, but we didn't expect that he hasn't come yet."

Lao Wang had no idea what to do about the master not coming: "Forget it if he didn't come. I won't castrate him today."

"Oh, no." Li Kailang still wanted to see how the old master castrated him. How could he easily miss such a good show? He had to see the old master appear today.

Since no one is here, I'll try to save the situation myself first. "Well, I know how to castrate pigs. How about letting me try?"

"Can you castrate a pig? Comrade, castration is not a trivial matter. If you don't castrate it properly, the piglets will die."

Li Kailang patted his chest confidently and said, "It's okay. I will take responsibility if there is any problem. I will use my quota in the steel mill in exchange. Don't underestimate me."

"If it doesn't work, try one first and see how good my cooking skills are."

Since Li Kailang is there to back us up, then: "Okay, then you do it."

It’s not that Lao Wang and his group don’t know how to castrate pigs, it’s just that they don’t have the skills and are afraid of killing them by castration.

"Come on, get to work!"

The little pig's limbs were tied up with its back facing up, revealing its small and soft little brother.

Li Kailang bowed to the little fragrant pig and said: "Let go of the roots of the world and strive to be a wise pig. Separate the paths of life and death and cut off the roots of descendants."

Then he picked up the 'castration knife', pointed at Paige and said: "I will split the road of life and death with my hands, and cut off the root of right and wrong with one knife. Please call me the body-cleansing messenger!"

"Ada!"

Lao Wang and others originally saw Li Kailang making trouble and regretted having him castrated, but the next moment they were very glad to have let him come.

Li Kailang raised his sword and swung it down, with the sword flashing and the saber flashing.

‘Pah! ’

I see the eggs and the mandarin ducks weaving together and flying together, and the boar’s worries are gone!

"Hehe~"

George let out a long roar of unwillingness, then his head tilted and he slumped against the operating table, staring at the ceiling with a look of despair, a tear quietly sliding down from the corner of his eye.

That was its lost 'beloved'.

Li Kailang wiped the blood off the 'castration knife' like a swordsman, and said calmly: "Okay, how is it? How is my skill?"

"Good, great craftsmanship!" Lao Wang and others immediately applauded, "Comrade, your craftsmanship is even better than that of the old master."

"Yeah, even the old master is not as quick as him. He just put the eye in and it's gone."

"Yeah, I didn't even see the blood splattering, and it was gone. I'm impressed by the craftsmanship!"

Several people couldn't help but admire him. In the blink of an eye, the testicles were gone without any pain at all.

Lao Wang patted Li Kailang on the shoulder and said, "Comrade, that's great. I didn't realize that you have such great skills. I was just too shortsighted to notice that."

"Please help me again and take the other 8 as well."

"It's a small matter. No problem at all."

"Okay, hurry up and go out and deal with it. Once the castration is done, we can call it a day."

Several people treated the little pig's wound and put it aside to let it rest, then they caught another one to vent their anger.

In less than a cup of tea, all nine little pigs were castrated and became complete eunuchs among pigs.

Only one pig is left with its "pig root" to contribute to the future reproduction of the species.

Lao Wang immediately invited, "Comrade, give it a name. This pig will have to shoulder the responsibility of raising pigs in the future."

"Okay, I'll think about a name." After thinking for a moment, Li Kailang said, "From now on, we'll call him George I, and those sows will be his princesses."

"Uh" Lao Wang and others didn't expect that Li Kailang would have such a bad taste, and they were shocked for a moment.

"This is a great name. Why didn't I think of it before? It sounds better than Bu Goudan."

"That's right." Everyone nodded in agreement.

Li Kailang looked at the nine pairs of small eggs and suddenly thought of something. "I heard that this thing is very nutritious. How about taking it back and trying it?"

Li Kailang heard that the butcher would take the castrated parts back and make them into a big dish.

After all, like nourishes like, so you are what you eat.

Thinking of this, Li Kailang felt a little moved. After all, a man would never despise himself for his shortcomings.

"Forget it, forget it. This thing is too small and useless. Besides, I can't use it. I might as well give it to someone else."

Clapping his hands, Li Kailang completed the castration task, turned around and looked, but saw no one.

"Old Wang, hasn't the old master come yet?"

Lao Wang looked around and saw no one, so he asked, "Is the master not here yet?"

Suddenly, a voice came: "Lao Wang, what do you want from me?"

The voice is delicate and sounds like a male voice, but not entirely. It also sounds coquettish and has a hint of coquettishness.

"Huh~" Li Kailang got goosebumps all over his body and looked in the direction of the voice.

A man walked in with a handkerchief in his hand and waved at Lao Wang.

"Aiya~" In an instant, Li Kailang's hair stood on end.

"Who is he?" Li Kailang immediately asked Lao Wang.

"He is the master you are looking for."

"Eunuch Liu, you are late today."

Hearing this, it was not surprising that the old master in front of him was once a eunuch.

"This is the eunuch!" Li Kailang stared at him intently. It was the first time he saw a living eunuch.

Look at this skin, it’s so white, a sickly white.

This hand always has the index finger pinched into a orchid shape and waves a handkerchief from time to time.

Judging from his face, he looks to be around 40 years old, but it’s hard to tell how old he actually is.

Eunuch Liu waved his handkerchief and said, "Alas, something has delayed me. Look, I'm here now. Hurry up."

"No need, they have all been castrated." said Lao Wang.

"Hmm? Castrated? You castrated him? I don't believe it. With your skills, can you castrate him cleanly?"

Lao Wang pointed at Li Kailang and said, "No, it was this comrade who castrated him. Don't underestimate him, his skills are no worse than yours."

"Oh, really?" Eunuch Liu immediately stared at Li Kailang, giving him goose bumps all over his body, and then looked at the group of 'castrated' little pigs.

"You have good skills, young man. If it were in the past, I would definitely recommend you to be the mistress of the cleansing room."

As he spoke, Eunuch Liu waved his handkerchief and hit Li Kailang in the face.

“No, no, no!!!” Li Kailang took a few steps back as if he was facing a formidable enemy, “I can’t afford this.”

"Hahaha~" Lao Wang and others burst into laughter.

"Comrade, don't underestimate Eunuch Liu. He used to be a clerk in the cleansing room and was a sixth-rank official, which is one level higher than the county magistrate!"

"Eunuch Liu's cooking skills are beyond reproach, but things are different now. You are better than Eunuch Liu."

"No, I can't compare." Li Kailang waved his hands repeatedly.

But Eunuch Liu said: "I don't think so. Your skills are much better than mine. If it were in the past, I would have taken you in as my apprentice."

Lao Wang also echoed: "I heard that to be Liu Gonggong's apprentice, you have to purify yourself."

Eunuch Liu glanced down at Li Kailang's lower body, covered his mouth with a handkerchief and smiled.

"That's right, I just don't know, what about the boy? I don't think he's small!"

In an instant, Li Kailang felt cold all over, as if he was in a cold storage. His lower body shrank and he even shivered slightly.

"Well, I have something else to do, so I'll leave first."

After saying that, Li Kailang fled in panic, taking two steps at a time.

"Hey, don't go, come back soon, I still have something to say."

Eunuch Liu's words frightened Li Kailang so much that he lost his balance and fell to the ground.

He didn't care about the dust on his body and fled in panic, fearing that his little brother would be in danger.

Rumbling--

Only after they had driven ten miles did Li Kailang breathe a sigh of relief. He was sweating all over from the shock.

"Damn it, I shouldn't have come if I had known."

"Hahahaha——" Lao Wang and others burst into laughter.

"Old Wang, you look so happy, do you want to be castrated too?"

"I have something else to do, so I'll leave first. You guys chat." Lao Wang immediately fled in panic.

"Wait for me, I have something to do too."

"And I!"

"Hey, you little brat."

(End of this chapter)