Chapter 484: Xiaojun Bai Returns for a Limited Time
Chapter 484: Jun Bai Returns for a Limited Time
--Reality
Xiao Guizi’s live broadcast room.
Xiao Guizi pressed the F key, pushed the door open, and walked into the room.
As soon as the progress bar finished loading, Xiao Guizi began to look around, trying to find Jun Bai.
The first rule of Baimen - no matter when or where, you must find Jun Bai in the crowd as soon as possible.
However, there is a cutscene as soon as you enter the door.
First, it shows three people drinking tea, and then the camera goes directly to the two little ones standing at the door.
"Hey, Zhongli, Guizhong and the second brother are all here, are we having a family gathering? Wait, this is..."
Looking at the trio drinking tea, Xiao Guizi teased them as usual.
Then the camera turned to the two little ones at the door who were smiling and staring at the screen.
Good news: Yiya does have a new Lantern Festival skin.
Even better news: the main storyline can be seen.
Even better news: it's double the fun.
"Two Iga? Double the cuteness? This is such a surprise! And it's a new skin!"
Xiao Guizi looked excited, with a cluster of bright red liquid flowing out from the tip of her nose.
[Mind Blast, is this something I can see without spending any money? ]
[Two little cuties, and they are traveling with a tour group. I will have no regrets in my future life. ]
[Baby, baby! Little cuties like you were born to be held in your big sister's arms and loved! ]
[Everyone is cheering for Iya x2, but I am the only one who is upset about Hua Ling's doubling of workload. ]
[Sure enough, BTs all have common characteristics. Anyway, I didn’t expect that everyone is a lolita control, and it seems that their ideas are very cruel. ]
Xiao Guizi took out a tissue and explained:
"It's been hot lately, and I feel a little irritated."
This is a lie. It makes sense that the weather would be hot when the Spring Festival is approaching. This is not a coastal city.
It is obvious that this white man was too excited when he saw the two little cuties and couldn't control the urge to commit a crime.
After wiping the blood off the tip of his nose, Xiao Guizi immediately turned off the autoplay and started taking continuous screenshots.
Normally, only one screenshot is needed, but the two little ones in this scene can breathe, and the movements in each frame are different.
As a senior member of the Baimen, Xiao Guizi naturally took screenshots of everything and studied them carefully afterwards.
Who made Yiya the young Junbai?
Moreover, Iya is a little cutie who is as cute as Klee, and has white hair and red eyes in the classic XP style of the Dragon people. Who can resist this?
“Great satisfaction.”
After confirming that no frame was missed, Xiao Guizi lay back in the chair contentedly, with an expression that showed no regrets.
【Xiao Guizi's enchanting posture.】
[It's good, I love it, I want more. I mean, double the happiness, baby Yiya. ]
[In fact, if you don’t add the last sentence, everyone will know that you are talking about the two Iyas. ]
[Those who know that Xiao Guizi got psychological satisfaction may think that Xiao Guizi got high during the live broadcast.]
[Be careful with the lewd words, don’t block the live broadcast room. ]
[So Brother Bai is going to the earth veins to capture a piece of his own memories to create a child for us? Thank you Brother Bai, I will always be the most loyal believer of Baimen! ]
"OK, family, the appreciation time is over, let's continue with the story and listen to where my husband got the second Iya."
Xiao Guizi excitedly started the automatic playback.
Paimon: "There are two Iya?"
Jun Bai: "Two? That's a nice thought."
Xiao Guizi did not find Jun Bai in the scene, but she could hear his voice.
Jun Bai: "Yiya was born by chance. Not to mention me, even Guizhong can't create a second one."
Those who are drinking tea raised their hands.
Gui Zhong: "I can prove that what he said is true. It is not difficult to recreate a body exactly like Iya's."
Gui Zhong: "But it is really difficult to make a puppet develop self-awareness. Ying tried hundreds of times, but only two puppets succeeded in developing self-awareness."
Gui Zhong: "Yiya can have self-awareness because of the nascent consciousness that Xiaobai obtained by chance."
[Two puppets? In addition to Rurouni, does Yingbao have another puppet with self-awareness? ]
[Trivia: Before you use your ultimate ability, you are actually controlling a puppet named General Thunder.]
[The purity is determined to be impure. Isn't the general a puppet? Doesn't the general have self-awareness? 】
[Wait, since Iya is difficult to create, only one of the two in front of me is Iya, what about the other one? ]
Paimon: “I see.”
Paimon: "In that case, doesn't that mean there is only one Iga? Then is the other one..."
The two little ones in new clothes moved in unison, crossed their arms, looked at the screen and smiled slightly.
Jun Bai: "One of them is me."
Ying: "Although I roughly guessed it, I still feel shocked."
Shen He: "Senior, why did you change your body shape into Iya's appearance?"
Jun Bai: "That's a good question, but before I answer it, I need to test how well you know me and Yiya."
Jun Bai: "Yiya and I are standing in front of you. We are wearing the same clothes, doing the same movements, and having the same expressions. We are both silent. Can you guess which one is me and which one is Yiya?"
[I have played this game before, let's find the differences together. ]
[Where's my magnifying glass? Bring it up now! ]
[I want to ask Lao Mi for a detailed observation. I need to understand the differences between these two little cuties in depth! ]
[The guy above really made a lot of calculations, and the map of Yan State is really short. ]
[By the way, is it my illusion? I feel that Bai Ge has become more childish than before. 】
--small theater
——What happened between Jun Bai and Keqing in the room
Before daybreak.
Jun Bai came to Yujingtai to look for someone, and then accidentally entered Keqing's room.
"Lord Iya? No, this feeling, are you the marshal?"
The sleepy Keqing woke up instantly when she saw the little boy with white hair and red eyes.
Xiao Junbai was surprised: "Can you recognize that I am not Yiya?"
Keqing pointed at the clothes on Xiaojunbai honestly.
Apart from the difference in size, this outfit is no different from Jun Bai's usual clothes.
"Moreover, your temperament is actually quite different from Lord Iya's. You should be more fierce." Senior Marshal Chef Keqing said.
Then Keqing asked: "Excuse me, Marshal, you came to see me at this time. Do you have something important to tell me?"
"I can't tell you about something important, but I just want you to convey some words to the travelers for me." Xiao Junbai said.
"Actually, I came here to look for Ganyu, but now it seems like I walked into the wrong room."
"It must be because I've been overworked recently that my mind has become fuzzy." Xiao Junbai shook his head.
"Marshal, are you okay?" Keqing asked nervously.
"It's okay, I'm just a little tired, it won't affect me, I'll be back to normal after a while of rest."
"Is that right?"
"Of course, I don't like working overtime like you and Ganyu." Xiaojun Bai yawned, "I haven't worked overtime for a long time, I'm a little uncomfortable."
"Now I feel like I will fall asleep as soon as I get on the bed..."
Jun Bai said, placing his hand on Keqing's bed, and then fell asleep at the speed of light: "...sleeping."
The petite body fell down, and the tender and cute little face fell on Keqing's thighs, and soon she began to breathe evenly.
Keqing lowered her head and looked at the little white-haired boy lying on her lap. Her brain didn't react for a moment.
Then, a blush quickly climbed up Keqing's cheeks.
——Digression
There are only two chapters today because I'm getting ready to go to school.
In addition, I feel that this small drama may cause some unnecessary disputes, so I would like to reiterate one point: there is no romance in the main text of this book. The romance will be in the extra chapters after the main text is finished.