Chapter 486: Social Death after the Hangover
I wiped the dust off the screen and wanted to check the time first, but found that the screen was unresponsive.
I pressed the power button, but still no response.
Ok?
out of battery?
I just charged it last night, how come it ran out of power so quickly!
Could it be that it was broken?
Chi Jiuyu complained as he got out of bed. He dug out his shark slippers from under the bed and charged his cell phone.
Soon, the boot animation appeared on the dark screen.
Sure enough, there was no electricity!
Bad review!
Be sure to give a bad review!
It was said to last for a week, but it ran out of power overnight.
While scratching his head, he walked to the door.
Just as I was about to open the door and go out, I caught a glimpse of a large hole in the wall at the foot of the bed.
emm...
In this case, why waste the energy to open the door?
Chi Jiuyu convinced himself very easily, then left the door and crawled out from the big hole in the wall.
Looking to both sides, you can see everything at a glance!
Even the potted plant that she had killed and thrown in the corner was gone.
What on earth happened!
I was drunk the whole night, how come all the things in my house are gone?
Woo~
The phone in my hand vibrated, and it turned out that the boot animation had finally finished.
Chi Jiuyu was just about to pick it up and take a look.
boom!
With a loud bang, the tightly closed door was kicked open!
"Fuck!"
Chi Jiuyu was startled.
Following the sound, I saw two figures, one small and one big, walking in from the door.
Walking in front was a little Lolita who was less than one meter tall, with pigtails, a sword tassel at the end of the pigtail, and wearing a white long skirt.
Her face was as delicate as a porcelain doll, and her eyes were a beautiful red.
The one walking behind was a little scary. His right hand was fixed and every exposed part of his body was wrapped in gauze.
There was also a simple hook-like suspension device floating above his head, with a bag of special green spiritual liquid hanging from it.
His face was very pale and he looked like he was seriously injured.
It was Yue Ling and Zhang Yunlu.
"Huh?! You're up! I thought you were going to sleep a few more days." Yue Ling looked at her in surprise.
However, Chi Jiuyu didn't listen at this moment. He just looked at Zhang Yunlu, looking a little uneasy.
How come Xiao Yunlu got injured so badly in just one night?
hiss~
Could it be that he was drunk and hit me like crazy?
It's over! It's over!
If my master knew this, he would probably hang me up and beat me to death!
And Xiao Yunlu was kind enough to send me back, but I actually...
"Senior Sister?" Zhang Yunlu called out.
"Ah?!" Chi Jiuyu was startled and asked angrily, "Xiao Yunlu, the injury on your body..."
"It's just a minor injury from the mission, I'm fine."
Chi Jiuyu was stunned: "Going on a mission?"
Didn't he fight because he was drunk?
At this moment, Yue Ling suddenly turned around with a stern face and said to Zhang Yunlu in a lecturing tone:
"Your injury is only a minor one, right? If it was any more serious, you would be dead! Dead, you understand!"
These two disciples of my master are really weird.
One has a problem with his brain, and the other... also has a problem with his brain!
Every time I go on a mission, I end up half dead.
"Wait!" Chi Jiuyu suddenly interrupted them, "Is Xiao Yunlu going on a mission? Didn't Master say that he would assign her a mission in three... two days?"
"..." Yue Ling looked at her strangely, "You must have fallen asleep! Xiao Yunlu has already returned from the mission."
Ok?
She quickly glanced at her phone and was immediately shocked.
Σ(っ°Д°;)っ！ ！ ！
I actually slept for thirteen days!
……
……
A few minutes later, the three of them sat on the new sofa that Yue Ling brought.
The reason why she brought Zhang Yunlu here today was to give her new furniture.
"You would be so kind?"
Because the entire cave was empty, Chi Jiuyu had to pour a glass of water for each of them, and then looked at Yue Ling warily.
Master, this internet-addicted sword spirit, stays in his room playing games all day and doesn't move around at all. But now he's bought new furniture for me...
"Did the master ask you to come?"
boom!
Yue Ling jumped up from the sofa and slapped the new coffee table: "What are you talking about! The master doesn't take care of it at all. Look how clean your room is. I cleaned it for you!"
Xiaoyun has revealed his mission, so naturally he can't come.
She cleaned all of these, and the most she had to do was to ask the owner for some funds to buy furniture!
"I installed an automatic cleaning system..."
"You broke it a long time ago. If you don't believe me, check it out for yourself!"
Chi Jiuyu opened his spiritual sense and took a quick look.
It really is.
Scratching his head, Chi Jiuyu sat down on the sofa.
"By the way, what happened last night... No, what happened the night I got drunk?"
She now desperately wants to know what happened that night!
Yue Ling glanced at Zhang Yunlu and said, "You say."
"..." Zhang Yunlu pondered for a while and sorted out her words, "That night... Senior Sister, do you really have no recollection of it?"
Chi Jiuyu thought carefully for a while, but found that his memory only stayed at the time before he made a bet with Xiao Zhao and drank the glass of wine:
"No……"
The wine that the uncle-master gave me is too strong. I still need to add some spiritual liquid to dilute it when I drink it normally.
Seeing that she really had no impression, Zhang Yunlu began to explain:
"That night, after Xuanxuan and I sent you back..."
Through Zhang Yunlu's narration, Chi Jiuyu finally figured out what happened that night.
That night, Xiao Yunlu and Xiao Xuanxuan planned to leave after sending her back.
But then she took out the jar of wine again and said she wanted to drink it all in one gulp!
If he drank this jar of wine, he would be drunk to death. Seeing this, the two men naturally could not just stand by and watch, so they immediately snatched it from her.
But Chi Jiuyu is a spirit transformed, even if he has the negative state of being 'drunk', he is not someone they can mess with in the late Jindan stage.
After dodging it easily, he picked up the jar of wine and poured it into his mouth.
At the last moment, Zhang Yunlu once again used the name of "Master" to scare her and made her put away the jar of wine obediently.
I thought she went to sleep peacefully afterwards.
As a result, after lying on the bed for a while, she suddenly broke through the wall and rushed out, then hugged the coffee table and started chewing it.
Just bite off a big piece.
He was rolling on the ground, shouting "I want to drink".
She kicked the coffee table to pieces, slapped the sofa to pieces, and even broke the automatic cleaning system with just a few punches and kicks.
It's even harder to press than the pig during the Chinese New Year.
That destructive power... If the two of them went forward, they would probably be crippled, so they could only watch from afar.
Zhang Yunlu is ready to contact Senior Sister Li to solve the problem!
Fortunately, at the critical moment, Yue Ling was preparing to borrow Chi Jiuyu's commemorative edition game console to play with, and happened to stroll nearby.
This finally knocked her unconscious and threw her on the bed.
"Look, you were still chewing on the coffee table when I came."
Yue Ling showed the video she had recorded.
In the picture, Chi Jiuyu bit off a large piece of the coffee table made of special spiritual jade, chewed it twice with a "crunch" sound, and then swallowed it.
Then he continued to lie on the ground and roll around.
Chi Jiuyu: "..."
Silence, silence is Cambridge tonight...
Die, die, die!
My image of being wise, brave, and perfect!
Chi Jiuyu dug his toes into the ground, and his entire face from the neck up turned red, like a steamed crab.
There is only one thought left in my mind——
It’s a plea to die!
"Tsk tsk! Your teeth are pretty good, not bad, keep it up!" Yue Ling put away her phone.
"..." After holding it in for a long time, Chi Jiuyu gritted his teeth and uttered two words with difficulty.
"deleted!"
"I won't delete it. If you don't agree, just snatch it from me!" Yue Ling said proudly.
"Please……"
"what?"
"Please delete it! Master Yue Ling!"
The ancestor of Jiuyu is flexible and adaptable!
In order to restore my perfect image, it's just a small price...
Zhang Yunlu, who witnessed everything, looked calm.
"Uh……"
But Yue Ling really fell for it.
In addition, she took all the game controllers on the wall, and even the commemorative edition game console that she had always coveted...
Cough!
Otherwise she wouldn't come to help her clean the room all day long.
In short, now that she is begging sincerely.
"Okay, okay." Yue Ling handed her cell phone to Chi Jiuyu, "Here, come on your own, don't say I'm lying to you!"
I quickly took it, then found my own video and clicked delete!
Then I checked whether there were any backups left elsewhere...
The movements almost left afterimages.
Fortunately, Yue Ling’s phone was very clean. Apart from some game guides, there were only some chatting software left.
There aren't many places to check.
“Not even a thank you…” Yue Ling muttered softly.
But soon, Chi Jiuyu paused, and then his whole body began to tremble.
The screen clearly showed that 'Yue Buling' sent a video file to 'Master Yue Ling'.
Looking at the silly little yellow duck avatar holding a sword with the word "invincible" written on its forehead, Chi Jiuyu felt like the sky was falling.
"You also sent it to Master?!"
"My master wants it, and I can't refuse." Yue Ling blinked.
She is just an obedient fairy sword.
……
……
Deep inside the Sword Master Hall.
In the spacious and bright dojo, the firelight flickered. In addition to Bie Xue Ning who often sat in meditation here, there was one more person at this time.
She was seen wearing a crimson cross-collared skirt embroidered with dark gold phoenix patterns, with tassels hanging from a silver ribbon around her waist, wide cinnabar sleeves hanging down, and her black hair tied into a stunning bun.
Her skin is whiter than snow, pure and beautiful.
Zhao Chengmeng is also known to the world as Taoist Master Chengmeng.
"I was reckless this time and made some jokes. I hope Brother Sword Master can forgive me." Zhao Chengmeng said softly.
She had been in the Supreme Taoist Sect for these years, and she was so quiet that she wanted to move. In addition, her daughter was drunk and unconscious in the Sword Sect, so she made a special trip to the Sword Sect.
"It's okay." Bie Xue Ning's performance was as calm as ever.
Fellow Daoist Chengmeng's daughter at least only caused some jokes, but his traitorous disciple was a pure joke.
"This incident was also caused by my traitor."
"I just don't know who made that spiritual wine?" Zhao Chengmeng asked curiously.
She observed carefully when she sent her daughter back home.
However, she found that the brewing technique of the spiritual wine was very sophisticated, and she couldn't even understand many parts of it.
This is really exaggerated, considering that she is Dong Zhen!
"...Junior brother gave it to her." Bie Xue Ning replied vaguely.
Zhao Chengmeng nodded slightly, but did not ask any further questions.
There are only a few people in this world who have brewing skills as advanced as this.
The one from the Drunken Immortal Sect, or some other True Immortals.
Just when he was about to gossip about the things between Sword Master and Sword Ancestor, he suddenly kept silent and looked ahead.
somebody is coming.
Sure enough, at the door, Chi Jiuyu was seen leaning on the edge of the door and cautiously looking inside.
But after meeting their gazes, he was stunned.
Eh?
There is someone else besides the master!
And it’s one I’ve never seen before!
emm...
After a slight hesitation, she put her head back.
A few seconds later, Chi Jiuyu, who had carefully tidied his appearance, walked in again.
The distance of each step seemed to be measured with a ruler, without any deviation.
She walked closer and gave a standard bow.
"Disciple has met the master."
Bie Xuening: "..."
He is usually cheerful and joking, but now he seems to be very good at pretending.
"I wonder who this senior is..." Chi Jiuyu looked at Zhao Chengmeng and asked.
As a fisherman with a pair of discerning eyes, she could tell at a glance that this person was definitely a "senior".
After all, I am sitting at the same height as the master.
Apart from my uncle, I have only met Uncle Ji!
"This is the Taoist Master Cheng Meng of the Supreme Taoist Sect." Bie Xue Ning explained, "You should recognize him."
Taoist Master Chengmeng?
Chi Jiuyu paused, then immediately remembered.
Isn’t that Xiao Zhao’s mother!
Chi Jiuyu, who was solemn in his heart, bowed politely again: "Hello, Aunt Zhao!"
My relationship with Xiao Zhao is so good, of course I have to use a more intimate name!
Zhao Chengmeng: "..."
The disciple of Sword Master is indeed extraordinary.
"Aunt Zhao came to Jianzong... Oh! She came to pick up little Zhao... Ruohan, right?"
It would seem very impolite to call him Xiao Zhao now.
She couldn't let people think that her master had accepted an impolite disciple.
After all, I asked the master to delete the video later...
"Is she okay? Is she awake?"
Chi Jiuyu asked with concern.
"Don't worry, Ruohan is fine. She woke up yesterday."
"Ah! You woke up yesterday?!"
Xiao Zhao actually woke up a day earlier than himself, which made Chi Jiuyu, who was very competitive, find it difficult to accept for a while.
"..."
Why was this child so startled?
"All right."
Bie Xue Ning, who knew very well what her traitor was thinking, spoke in time.
"Now that you're awake, get ready and go on the mission."
"..."
Chi Jiuyu hesitated to speak. He wanted to ask Aunt Zhao whether Xiao Zhao woke up naturally, and he also wanted to ask Master if the video could be deleted...
But he also realized that he absolutely couldn't ask now, so he could only reply sullenly.
"Oh……"
Forget it, I can only ask Xiao Zhao indirectly later.
As for the video…
To be honest, she was not sure if she could convince her master to delete it.
Let’s wait until we return from the mission and there are no outsiders around.
After thinking it through, she raised her head again:
"Master, is my uncle still in the sect?" (End of this chapter)