Chapter 486: Master, do you want to team up and go to the dungeon together?
Chapter 486: Master, do you want to team up and go to the dungeon together?
The Dragon Boat Festival is here in a blink of an eye.
provincial capital.
Tan Wenjie watched his wives and sisters-in-law leave hand in hand.
You can't have too many wives in one world. It's okay if they really fight and tear each other's hair, but I'm afraid they will get together to play cards.
Of course there are advantages. It's very happy when they are stacked together.
"Brother Jack!"
Tan Wenjie turned his head and saw a youthful and beautiful breeze blowing. The young nuns were walking towards him hand in hand.
Why do these girls have such deep voices when they are pretty?
"Brother Jack!"
There was another shout.
Tan Wenjie turned his head and saw the figure next to the little nun.
"Hey, Qiu Sheng, when did you come here?"
Qiu Sheng: “…”
I knew that Tan Wenjie was as handsome, suave and especially lustful as myself, but I didn't expect that he could completely ignore me.
Just shameless.
If he had as thick-skinned as Tan Wenjie, he would be willing to do it if he had Tan Wenjie's wealth.
The young nuns looked at Tan Wenjie with some curiosity.
This is not the first time we have met, but we don’t actually communicate much. I have heard many people mention Tan Wenjie, but everyone has a different image of him.
As for being rich, they are all nuns and are not interested in money at all.
The same goes for her looks, for a nun…on second glance, she’s really handsome.
Qiu Sheng thought it was not good and said, "Brother Jie usually has many female confidantes, he must not remember you."
You, Qiu Sheng, actually punctured my tire.
Tan Wenjie smiled and said, "Yes, I love my wife very much."
For ordinary people, the uniqueness of feelings is a beautiful quality, because there is nothing else to offer except loyalty.
But for a person who is good enough, especially a man who is already in a relationship, people will only feel sorry for him for not being unfaithful and giving themselves some chances.
Seeing the little nuns looking at Tan Wenjie with their big eyes flashing, Qiu Sheng thought to himself that something was not right.
Previously he thought that never having a girlfriend was an advantage, but he never expected that a person with experience in relationships could also be used to pick up girls.
"Master said he has something else to do and may not be able to come." Qiu Sheng immediately changed the subject.
"Is Aunt Zhe here?" Tan Wenjie revealed the secret in one sentence.
Qiu Sheng looked proud.
That’s right, it was Uncle Jiu who was betrayed by him and Wencai again.
"It is a blessing for my nephew to have you as his disciple."
So he also indirectly saved the other party, otherwise if the group of rare beasts in Zixia Temple were released, every one of them would cause random negative impact on his side.
"Hehe, ...but Uncle Simu and the others are here, and your father-in-law too." Qiu Sheng said as he glanced at the little nun next to him.
It's not that he wants to abort the fetus, but Tan Wenjie already has several female confidantes, so he should at least have a few left for himself. It's up to him to have more children.
Tan Wenjie didn't care about the sourness in Qiu Sheng's tone. There were too many people who were jealous of him. It was just the price one had to pay for being excellent. He just had to get used to it.
"The older ones play together, and we young people play by ourselves."
Qiu Sheng: “…”
He just called him his nephew, and now he says that he is old. He has reason to believe that Tan Wenjie has set his eyes on the pieces of meat around him.
Tan Wenjie: “Actually, I have also done some research on the Bible.”
"Really?" The little nun blinked.
If Qiu Sheng said these things, they would definitely not believe them, but Tan Wenjie is a powerful figure recognized by Uncle Jiu, the nun and others, so he would definitely not lie.
"Yes, I know a lot of knowledge." Tan Wenjie nodded, "Only by continuous learning can we make progress."
“In fact, we also want to learn some local knowledge.”
"Yeah, I heard that you can predict a person's future by looking at their face."
The little nuns chattered excitedly.
Tan Wenjie said: "You are talking about face reading. My ability to read faces is average, but I can read palms."
He reached out and took the hand of one of the little nuns.
The other person's cheeks suddenly turned red, his eyes were evasive, and he wanted to retract his fingers, but after seeing that Tan Wenjie was really staring at his palm seriously, he felt that he could not be taking advantage of him.
Qiu Sheng: (#°Д°)!
Have you caught their little hand? Whenever I have time, I go to them to cultivate my relationship, but I haven't taken advantage of them in half a year.
Tan Wenjie looked at the palms of the women around him, and the little nuns all lowered their heads with red cheeks.
"You are all very lucky. If you follow the nun diligently, you will definitely go to heaven in the future."
"I feel like your calculations are very accurate." The little nuns said one after another.
There was still a little nun whose turn had not yet come. She was a little envious and wanted to offer her hand.
Qiu Sheng: “…”
I can say just a few nice words myself.
No, he also wants to learn palmistry when he returns.
"I'll go over there and say hello to anyone I know if I meet them." Tan Wenjie pointed.
If there were acquaintances, they would come to him and say hello. The real situation was that he saw the fat nun approaching him aggressively and thought he could hide for the time being.
"it is good."
Qiu Sheng was pleasantly surprised. He said to the remaining little nun, "Actually, I can also read palms."
The little hand was within reach, but a fat palm grabbed the green hand away first.
His heart skipped a beat, and Qiu Sheng looked up stiffly, meeting Sister Maria's murderous eyes.
"Gudong!" Qiu Sheng swallowed his saliva, "Brother Jie, you tricked me again!"
……
"How can it be considered a pit?"
Tan Wenjie shook his head in confusion. If you take the initiative to pick up girls, you must be prepared for failure. Even if he is rich, handsome and capable, it cannot guarantee that everyone will love him.
In the distance, a group of wives and sisters-in-law were walking towards him. Tan Wenjie smiled and took the initiative to greet them.
It's just a Shura Field, I'm not afraid of it at all.
I had dinner with Simu and others. Looking at Qiu Sheng and Jia Le sitting together and eating, they really looked like brothers.
After dinner, we discussed the matter in the open space in the yard.
The two men fought fiercely with their fists and feet.
“Ancestor, help me!” Jia Le stomped his hands on the ground and asked for help.
Tan Wenjie suddenly felt his body pause.
"Ok?"
How can you borrow and end up borrowing from yourself?
With his current cultivation and combat capability, he has already surpassed the Simu Liankuai founder, so he can also be considered one of the founders?
Isn’t this generation a bit confusing?
He suddenly thought about it and decided to borrow it!
In the distance, Jiale's body inflated rapidly, his skin glowed with golden light, seal characters covered his skin, and his hair was entangled with arcs of electricity.
In the blink of an eye, he turned into a burly inflatable fat man.
"Damn it!" Seeing this, Qiu Sheng didn't dare to continue fighting and turned around and ran away.
Jia Le, who had not contained his strength, slapped out with his palm. A dragon shadow circled, the air made an explosive sound, and the wind from his palm shook the leaves of a tree in front of him violently, causing large pieces of leaves to fall.
Jiale looked at his golden palms in disbelief.
Tentatively jump up.
whoosh-
The man has risen several stories high.
"oops!"
I was very panicked when I landed. After all, such a strong force was not my own and I had no time to adapt.
Jiale fell down, but jumped off the right side and hit the roof next to him with a loud bang.
Houses collapsed and the tremor spread outward until it reached the feet of several people, and the tea bowls on the table shook.
Simu yelled: "My client!!"
"Cough cough."
Jiale walked out amid billowing smoke and dust, holding a charred arm in his hand.
"Master..."
Four eyes: "..."
Everyone looked at him.
Simu shook his head: "Don't look at me, I don't know when the ancestor practiced thunder magic."
Master Ikkyu said, "I seem to have seen the golden-bodied Arhat."
Tan Wenjie: “…”
He said nothing, but just picked up the glass and took a sip of wine, accidentally giving too much strength at once.
In the distance, Jiale's body quickly deflated as if it were deflated. He became listless, and felt a strong sense of discomfort after his strength disappeared.
Next time I will beat him to death instead of asking for help from the ancestors. It’s too tiring and I feel weak all over.
After the Dragon Boat Festival, Simu hit the road again to drive corpses. All his clients became "acquaintances" and they all brought trouble.
"Hahaha." Qiu Sheng felt gloating as he watched Jiale leave.
Then a figure he was not expecting appeared.
"Master, why are you here?"
……
Tan Wenjie once again welcomed the opening of a new [Secret Realm].
lv7 "Double Pupils".
The idea of a person with double pupils becoming an immortal through disintegration of weapons is not very appealing to him, but it is not to say that it is completely useless. At least the method of becoming an immortal through double pupils can be used by other people.
He can go and see it when he has more energy in the future, but he has a clearer plan now - to return to the world of "Green Snake".
……
Snowflakes were falling from the sky, pedestrians were hurrying on the road, and the cold air blowing from the lake penetrated into the neck, making people shiver uncontrollably.
Tan Wenjie appeared in a flashy outfit and used an invisibility spell to disappear, so no one noticed his presence at all.
Calculating the time, it has been only about a month since he left.
White House.
The door was closed tightly.
Ever since Bai Suzhen opened her clinic to save people, Tan Bai's reputation has spread and people have called her a living Bodhisattva. No one would say that there is a monster living here anymore.
As for the strange phenomenon of the Bai Mansion appearing out of nothing overnight, it was probably the Bodhisattva descending to earth.
Now the clinic has hired a doctor, and the girl who was rescued before is learning to work there. With the support of Tan Wenjie's stocking business, there is no need to worry about funding issues.
Tan Wenjie pushed open the door and took a look at the withered lotus pond. Without the magic power to irrigate the liquid nitrogen and without the misty clouds, it finally looked a little normal.
As soon as I entered the room, I saw a human-shaped snake curled up on the ground.
"Xiaoqing, why don't you go to bed?" Tan Wenjie bent down. "Well, husband, you're back~"
Xiaoqing spoke lazily. She opened her eyes with difficulty and glanced at him, then suddenly rushed to him.
The soft body locked Tan Wenjie.
She rubbed her nose against his cheek and neck before finally pressing against his chest and wrapping her arms around his neck.
"My husband, you are so warm."
Tan Wenjie put his arm around her waist: "Where's your sister?"
"Sleeping~" Xiaoqing raised her hand lazily and pointed.
It seems that Xiaoqing was taught very well by Bai Suzhen. If it were in the past, she would have turned back into a snake long ago, but now she still remains in human form.
Tan Wenjie carried Xiaoqing into the bedroom and saw Bai Suzhen curled up in the quilt listlessly.
Not only are they fearless of fire and water, they are also immune to cold and heat, but their snake nature forces them to follow their biological instincts.
Just like it's winter now, they need to hibernate.
When putting Xiaoqing on the bed, Bai Suzhen opened her eyes lazily.
"Ms. sir~"
She clung to me like a snake, hot and fragrant.
There were beautiful snakes on both sides. As a human, Tan Wenjie tried his best but couldn't break free from their stranglehold and was dragged to the bed helplessly.
Oh, let’s talk about it later.
"To take a bath."
Tan Wenjie raised his hand and patted the perky butt beside him, but he didn't know whose it was, and the two banshees actually responded with a hum at the same time.
It's even harder to tell.
He picked up the two sloth snakes and walked towards the swimming pool.
The usually active banshee was now lazily waiting for him to serve her.
Even Bai Suzhen, who was usually jealous and on guard against Xiaoqing, couldn't muster up any energy at this moment.
Another day, the weather was better, and Tan Wenjie got on the train and flew towards Kunlun Mountains again.
The scenery on the mountain didn't change much, except that the cranes' calls were no longer heard.
He didn’t see the White Crane Boy, but Tan Wenjie saw the Deer Boy.
The white deer was lying on the grass like an old man, reminding Tan Wenjie of the deer boy in Journey to the West, who came down to the world of Bhikkhu and became a national teacher, and had a goddaughter who was a fox spirit.
The most interesting thing is that Lu Tong, as the mount of the God of Longevity, actually wants to use human hearts to refine the elixir of immortality.
As a deity in charge of life span, it can be said that he can lack anything. Lack of life span is pure joke.
"It's you." Lu Tong turned his head to look at Tan Wenjie.
He had also seen Tan Wenjie and Bai He wandering around together a few days ago, but he just watched the two of them making a fuss and Lu Tong did not join in.
Tan Wenjie asked, "Brother, is the Immortal Master at home?"
It's okay to call him master in person, but you can't do that behind his back. Tan Wenjie has always liked to be open and aboveboard when it comes to taking advantage of others.
Everyone nodded in agreement so that it would be easier to bring up the issue later.
When making a sneak attack, you still have to crouch down, and at most shout "watch out for hidden weapons" before making a move.
The deer boy said, "It will take another ten days to come back."
"Then I won't disturb you from your meditation."
Different objects need different responses. For example, the White Crane Boy likes flying around and being lively, but the Deer Boy prefers quietness, so he will not pester the Deer Boy to gain his favor.
It was also because he saw that the other party was not in the mood to talk, otherwise he would like to ask about the little story related to the vixen.
Fellow-minded people.
In the following days, there was no change in Tan Wenjie's life. He occasionally played the role of a grass python hero and stayed idle to gain experience.
Until this day, calculating that it was almost time for the Antarctic Immortal to return to Kunlun Mountain, he left again.
Flying in the sky, his body was protected by the flames spewed by the fire dragon, and the chilly wind could not reach him at all.
But suddenly I heard a familiar voice shouting.
"I can see at a glance that you are not human!"
Fahai?
This kid hasn't changed at all, he still uses the same words when we meet.
Tan Wenjie landed immediately and saw a monk with golden light fighting a toad spirit.
The toad spirit made a "quack" sound, shook the poison bags on its body, and spewed out a cloud of poisonous mist.
The surrounding ground was corroded in an instant, and the air was filled with a strong stench.
Fahai lost his cassock and golden bowl, as well as the fire dragon that protected him, so his fighting power was reduced.
Beggar version of Fahai VS Toad Spirit!
Even though Fahai was protected by the Buddha's light, he did not dare to confront the poisonous fog head-on.
"You have a small skill, but you still dare to do the same thing!"
Suddenly an angry shout came from above.
Fahai was startled: "?"
This is his word.
"The mighty Tianlong!"
"boom!"
A huge wheel wrapped in dragon-shaped flames fell from the sky, forcibly separated the poisonous fog, and spun rapidly like a saw, landing on the poisonous toad, emitting sizzling venom.
The poisonous toad realized something was wrong and took the opportunity of being hit by the train to turn around and run away.
The one who came was much more ferocious than Fahai.
A huge golden Buddha's palm descended from the sky, with a dragon shadow circling and three flowers gathering on the top of the head.
The poisonous toad that wanted to escape was horrified to find that its body was out of control. Instead of running, it turned around with its belly facing up, waiting for the Buddha's palm to fall from the sky.
The huge palm disappeared, and all the dazzling lights disappeared without a trace, leaving only a toad cake in its place.
“World Honored One Ksitigarbha…” The second sentence came, “(ˉ▽￣～) Che, that’s it?”
"Fahai, long time no see."
The train rolled back and fell under the feet of the figure that fell from the sky.
Looking at Tan Wenjie, Fahai's throat felt dry. He had already felt the gap between the two sides. It was only a month or two, but he didn't expect that the other party could easily kill the Toad Spirit that he had to spend a lot of effort to deal with with just a wave of his hand.
"Amitabha, Immortal, long time no see."
Both sides stared at each other.
Tan: (o_O)
Method: (O_o)
In the end, it was Tan Wenjie who spoke first: "I'm leaving first. We'll talk again when we have time."
With Fahai's eloquence, even without using his fists, he would never be able to convert a single person in his entire life.
Looking at Tan Wenjie's flying figure, Fahai just said "Amitabha".
I will never have the chance to get revenge for the beating I received back then.
Kunlun Mountains.
A white crane flew over from the auspicious clouds, carrying a kind old man with white beard. The old man had a bulging forehead and a big peach in his hand, which fits the image of an "old immortal" in the minds of ordinary people.
Tan Wenjie, who was waiting here, went to greet him and said, "Master, you are finally back."
He felt that if he told his second uncle that he could have the South Pole Immortal as his teacher, his second uncle would be so happy that he would burn incense to pray.
Going further up, the same is true for “the family’s ancestor” Zhang Tianshi.
The White Crane Boy on the side kept silent. He was playing with Tan Wenjie, and the important matter of accepting a disciple was not something he could bring up.
Nanji Xianweng counted with his fingers and said, "Want to be my disciple? Hmm, that's interesting."
He looked at Tan Wenjie with a smile and said, "Let me make it clear first. I can't teach you magic, I can't teach you how to kill people, and I can't give you magic weapons."
The effect of +18 favorability is immediate.
“I just like to teach myself.”
Equipment recycling and free trading, he can have a free trading platform as the disciple of Nanji Xianweng.
Among all the gods and Buddhas in the sky, the Immortal of the South Pole must be the most leisurely one. The reason is very simple. No matter which version of the Immortal of the South Pole, immortality is a standard feature.
Directly complete other people's life goals.
"There is no work to do in the mountains, so you can go freely."
I became your apprentice successfully, but I didn’t even get any gift.
Tan Wenjie shamelessly spent a few days in Kunlun Mountain and discovered that the Antarctic Immortal in this world might really be just an immortal, not the eldest disciple of Yuanshi Tianzun, and a little poor.
There is no fairy apricot that can grow wings of wind and thunder, no fairy bean that can grow three heads and six arms, and no fire date that can grow three heads and eight arms.
But it is not to say that there was no gain.
Tan Wenjie looked at the lotus seeds in his hand. They were the thank-you gift that Fahai had specially sent to him. He, Bai He and Lu Tong each got one.
[East Sea Lotus Seed: Temper the Immortal Body, Vitality Limit +10]
Open your mouth and throw it into your mouth.
[You eat the "East Sea Lotus Seed", and the level of your talent "Immortal Body" is increased]
Immortal Body lv3: Transcend the mortal realm, be blessed with good fortune, avoid misfortune, pure magic power, luck +2
As expected, only by opening gift packs and using items can one quickly improve his strength; relying on one's own hard work is the only option for poor monks.
"Brother Baihe." Tan Wenjie hugged Baihe's long neck and asked in a brotherly manner, "Do you like lotus seeds?"
Bai He nodded: "I love to eat."
After saying this, he tilted his head back and took the lotus seeds into his mouth.
Tan Wenjie: “…”
Do you, a bird, have teeth? Can you chew? It's a waste.
Never mind. He doesn't need it.
"Senior Brother Bailu."
"Love to eat."
"Fuck, I didn't even ask."
He suspected that the seemingly carefree deer boy was actually a sinister person.
Although he didn't get any benefits, Tan Wenjie still asked the Antarctic Immortal before leaving.
"Master, if I meet someone I can't beat outside, can I come to you?"
Nanji Xianweng: "The gods in heaven and on earth will give me some respect. Unless I cause a huge disaster, there is no need to worry."
According to what I said, it couldn't be that Lu Tong dug out his heart to make the elixir of immortality and raise a fox spirit just because of your personality.
But with these words, Tan Wenjie felt relieved.
After all, he is a star god in the sky. There are very few demons and monsters that can defeat him. If there really is a demon of that level, Tan Wenjie will not approach him.
When the time came to leave the "Green Snake" world, Tan Wenjie opened his eyes and went to the statue of the Nan Ji Xian Weng in the Tan Mansion.
He bowed and called out tentatively, "Master?"
The idol glows.
Different worlds can also be connected.
"Someone come!" Tan Wenjie turned around and shouted, "Burn incense, keep burning incense! Burn in bundles! Give me the incense as firewood, quickly!"
When the master gives an order, the servants run themselves ragged.
Fireworks rolled and visibility in the backyard decreased rapidly.
The coughing continued due to choking.
"Master, do you want to team up and go to the dungeon together?"
(End of this chapter)