Chapter 500 I Have Collapsed Shoulders 11
Don't drive while drinking, don't drink while driving.
So the author stopped driving.
In order to get to the top, Zhang Xiaoshan and Hei Xiazi used every trick in the book.
All 36 strategies were used, but unfortunately they were of no use. Apart from reviewing previous knowledge, they also pleased Zhang Qilin. The two men suffered heavy casualties and made a loss in the business.
Heixiazi wanted to cry, and Zhang Xiaoshan wanted to cry even more.
Both of them cried and encouraged each other to commit suicide.
Good things come to the east.
Zhang Qilin: It feels great, very comfortable, and I’ll do it again.
Fortunately, Zhang Qilin is not a lustful person, so the two of them are still alive and well.
After all, Zhang Qilin has also read a book called Physical Health and Physical and Mental Happiness of Your Partner.
Zhang Xiaoshan: Thank you.
Hei Xia Zi: No one is better than a mute.
Dumb, are you Xiuer?
The three of them live a very regular life.
We bask in the sun together, cook together, and farm together. By the way, Hei Ye doesn’t farm, he is a porter.
In Hei Ye's words, the Zhang family is suitable for farming. They don't have to worry about insects and save much more effort than others.
He is a farmhand favored by capitalists.
Zhang Xiaoshan is still thinking about asking the patriarch to abdicate.
But the patriarch just ignored him and pretended not to hear.
The patriarch caught a big fish. He has been fond of eating big fish recently because eating fish is smart.
One is fish stewed in an iron pot, the other is mutton stewed in an iron pot, and the other is pig's trotters and pig's head stewed in an iron pot, which Zhang Xiaoshan loves to eat.
Heiye’s roasted lamb is amazing, and his stewed lamb also has a different flavor.
As expected, there is nothing better than the free and easy rural life. All three of them are great hands-on people. They have the physical strength, the abilities, and the strength.
The three people on the lounge chairs were swaying. The tabby cats had three generations. Mimi went for a walk in the neighboring country and gave birth to several cats. Later, she couldn't see them anymore and walked away in the yard without waiting for them.
Zhang Qilin built a mausoleum for Mimi.
Later, Mimi's child didn't recognize Zhang Qilin and was beaten by Zhang Qilin. Hei Ye laughed so hard that Zhang Xiaoshan was shaking. Hei Ye asked him to laugh to the left and shake him. . .
As expected, the patriarch is incredibly energetic.
I don't know when Hei Ye took out a long pipe from somewhere. He doesn't smoke, but likes to use it to hit people.
The wind and rain outside had no effect on them, but Zhang Xiaoshan still took the position of clan leader.
Zhang Qilin retired and became Zhang Xiaoguan. He didn't want to have a real name, so he lived his whole life with the nickname his mother gave him.
Zhang Xiaoshan wrote his name in the clan leader's notebook as he wished.
Zhang Xiaoshan and the Zhang family are raising spirits, and the outside family is poor and strange!
When he first started to lose his memory, he was in terrible trouble. The two old naughty boys teased Zhang Xiaoshan so much that when he regained his memory, he felt too embarrassed to face anyone.
Fortunately, there are not many people here.
When Hei Xia Zi went for a stroll in the back mountain, he actually dug up some ginseng. The three of them shared it, and the result was, well, a wonderful night.
Hei Xia Zi also said that his luck has improved, and his eyesight is also getting better.
Seeing the blind man's confident look, Zhang Xiaoguan happily cooked mutton for him, and Zhang Xiaoshan went to pick green peppers.
Fried rice with shredded pork and green peppers, stir-fried beef fillet with green peppers, their meals have always been good, and the three of them are not picky eaters, they all eat meat.
One time, Xiaoguan found a mushroom from somewhere, and the three of them decided to eat it because they were sure it was just an illusion and would not kill anyone.
So they all saw who they wanted to see.
When going to Changbai Mountain, Zhang Xiaoshan originally wanted to go alone, but the other two disagreed. When they went in together, Zhang Xiaoshan thought they would not be able to get out until ten years later, but he did not expect that they would be kicked out in less than two years.
Ultimately I disliked them for being too noisy.
It is true that one person has little time to talk, two people talk a lot, and three people talk a lot.
As long as they convey a message to Ultimate, they won’t understand it anyway, but Zhang Xiaoshan has learned it.
It was a beautiful day when they went to Tamuto, and in fact, little happened during the trip between the three of them.
As expected, the weird one is Wuxie, or rather, the Wuxie created by the Wu family. The principle is the same as that of corpse fishing. He goes down to fish for corpses.
So the things in the ancient tomb like him very much and want to get close to him, otherwise the Wu family would be said to be cruel.
There was no sandstorm, and the three of them arrived at the Queen Mother of the West Palace smoothly. They did not encounter any corpse turtles, pheasant necks, or the Jinling python. It was too peaceful.
Are they hibernating? That's not right.
Zhang Xiaoguan shook his head. He didn't know either. There were records of these things in the tribe, but they rarely encountered each other. They always parted ways amicably. They would only fight when they had no other choice.
Zhang Xiaoshan knocked on the meteorite jade with a stick, and the Queen Mother of the West poked her head out with a sly look.
Zhang Xiaoshan brought the ultimate words to Hei Xia Zi and Zhang Xiaoguan as they looked warily at the Queen Mother of the West.
Then they heard the Queen Mother of the West let out a long howl, probably cursing very dirty.
The three of them ran away immediately. Queen Mother of the West couldn't get out anyway, and no one knew what the ultimate stimulation was for her, but it must have been very exciting.
It's just a strange tune, could it be some ugly swear words?
When they successfully left the desert, the three people seemed to have taken off heavy shackles, and this time they were truly free.
So to celebrate, Hei Xia Zi took them to his prairie to see his horses.
Zhang Xiaoguan: Horse, where did the blind man get the horse from? Is it a dead horse? Or is it an offspring like Mimi, the kind that needs to be beaten to prove it.
Zhang Xiaoshan: A man who lassoes horses?
I can only say that there is a gap between reality and imagination: the vast grassland, the vast heart, and the huge mosquitoes. Fortunately, the blind man brought two huge insect repellent mosquito coils.
If you are an ordinary person, just feel the charm of grassland and mosquitoes.
But Hei Ye looks really handsome when he rides a horse, and he looks even more handsome when the three of them ride horses.
The times are moving forward, and they are moving forward too.
Start traveling around the world.
As for the Wang family and the 7th family being close to each other, the three of them have ID cards.
It is easier to get a certificate if you have money at this time.
They are all 18-year-old young people who are starting to spend money. The Zhang family is not short of worldly things like money.
In the 80s, people dressed very fashionably.
Zhang Xiaoguan wanted to cry when he was pulled to cooperate. He would never perm his hair. Hei Xiazi's hair was already big waves, and many people envied them. They also had bell-bottom pants. The bell-bottom pants here were altered by others, otherwise they would be called big brooms.
Zhang Xiaoshan was carrying a speaker and a group of young people were dancing along with him on the street.
It's disco.
Zhang Xiaoguan: Let’s destroy his image.
Black Bear: It’s fun, keep going, punch.
The three of them were riding their bicycles as passionately as the wind.
Young people always have a good life.
In the distance, a few old men with broken legs smiled at the three of them with relief, saying, "It's good to be alive, comrades."
Take a good look at this prosperous era.
They are watching too.