Chapter 492: Wild uncle is not as good as his own son after all

Chapter 492: Wild uncle is not as good as his own son after all

Chapter 492: Wild uncle is not as good as his own son after all

As soon as Peng Demon King wiped his face, the hideous and angry face of the demon king immediately became amiable, and the sides of his beak were slightly upturned, obviously he was forcing a smile.

"Who was it I thought? It turned out to be Brother Wen. What a misunderstanding, what a misunderstanding."

Wen Rui felt ashamed of himself for the speed of changing faces. It was really difficult for him to see the familiarity from the bird's face.

"Congratulations on your promotion, brother. A new official has three things to do when he takes office. No matter whether it's the Guardians of the Galaxy or the Tianhe Patrol, we will definitely sell it to you for your sake, hahahaha..."

The other party's attitude changed and became polite, but Wen Rui felt extremely unhappy.

The truth may be that he has been relying on the reputation of his ancestor and his father to cheat people everywhere for the past five hundred years, and he has been hugging his grandmother, the Mother of Mount Li, so hard that she almost broke her beautiful legs.

But putting the facts aside, isn't there any element of personal effort involved?
It's very difficult to pretend to be a strict father and bully others without being struck by lightning, and to cling to your grandmother's thigh without being disliked!
"Do you know how bad the impact is when someone openly uses the Law of Heaven and Earth to fight in the mortal world in broad daylight?"

Wen Rui had a cold face and sternly scolded: "It is a well-known secret that the foundation of the Heavenly Palace is a shoddy project. If a monkey jumps out of the stone in the lower world, the Lingxiao Palace will shake three times. You are creating a magnitude 10 earthquake here. If the Lingxiao Palace collapses, I can't afford the compensation even if I sell you!"

Demon King Peng suddenly came to his senses. He had been wondering why these gods' messengers did not come earlier or later, but came when the outcome was already decided. Was there something fishy going on?

Now that I think about it, the Jade Emperor was probably nearly shaken off his throne by the vibrations in the lower world, which is why he flew into a rage and immediately sent messengers to the lower world to investigate.

So reasonable!

Who made the Lingxiao Palace project allow a certain god to take kickbacks? If there is any noise in the lower world, the Lingxiao Palace will shake and the Jade Emperor will be alarmed.

Those who don't know might think that a disaster warning device similar to a seismograph was installed.

"Sorry, sorry, it's true that we made too much noise and disturbed the God."

Demon King Peng felt guilty and said with a smile: "But please rest assured, the battle here is over, there will be no more shocks. Please be kind and report back that it was just a mountain that collapsed in the lower world, so that big things can be reduced to small things and small things can be eliminated..."

The statement about the Lingxiao Palace shaking was completely an excuse made up by Wen Rui, but it was also a fabrication based on facts. In many myths and legends, it is true that just a trivial matter in the lower world would cause the Lingxiao Palace to shake and the Jade Emperor to be startled.

This kind of rhetoric may not be able to fool other monsters, but someone like Peng Demon King who knows some inside information about the gods is more likely to be fooled.

"Am I the kind of god without principles?"

Wen Rui said coldly: "The Jade Emperor sent me to investigate, so I must get to the bottom of it. How can I be dismissed by a few words from a demon king from the lower world like you? Either you explain everything on the spot, or come with us and we can talk slowly in the prison."

The Demon King Peng's face suddenly fell, and he could no longer pretend to smile. He suppressed his anger and said, "It's not true that the High Heaven Palace was overturned. There's no need for you to get to the bottom of it and make a big deal out of it, right? I'm Tathagata's uncle, can't you be flexible about such a small matter? I'll ask my uncle to say hello to the Jade Emperor some other day, and the Jade Emperor will have to give my nephew some face."

"You are Tathagata's uncle? Stop trying to make connections!"

Wen Rui glanced at him with disdain and said, "Is he your real uncle? Do you think I don't know that Buddhist story? Tathagata was born from an egg? Doesn't he have hair? He doesn't look like you at all! If he was really a peacock chick, why didn't he join our Jie Religion, but instead became the Buddha of the Western Religion."

Wen Rui pointed at his face and said arrogantly, "I am my father's biological son. You can tell from my appearance that our blood relationship is very pure. You, a wild uncle, should stop putting on airs in front of my biological son. Even if Tathagata sees my father, he has to be respectful." Although it was unpleasant to be told that he depended on his father for a living, Wen Rui was a pragmatist. If showing off his father could have a miraculous effect, then he would not hide it and should show it off. There was nothing to be embarrassed about.

Demon King Peng was so bullied that his face turned red, but he couldn't think of any words to refute. He was so angry that he was almost injured, but he had to hold back.

There is no way. Wen Rui's words are true. The other person is a relative of his, while he is an invisible relative of his. The difference in the degree of their closeness is too big.

Although he called himself Tathagata's uncle, if he wanted to talk to Tathagata and ask him to do something, he had to pass the message through the Buddha Mother Peacock King.

Otherwise, how could Tathagata recognize what kind of person he is?

Wen Rui is different. The relationship between a biological son and a biological son is strong. From a common sense point of view, if Wen Zhong does not want to have a second son, he must definitely pamper him.

Patiently, the Demon King Peng said angrily, "Okay, let's handle official business impartially, right? Even gods have to be reasonable! Even if you don't give face to my nephew, you still have to follow the laws of nature. We had a reason for fighting, and it was that damn monkey who came to cause trouble first. We were acting in self-defense, so what crime have we committed?"

While hearing Rui and Demon King Peng talking, King Yuxiong had recovered from his shock, his eyes rolling around, and no one knew what he was thinking about.

Hearing King Peng mention him, King Yuxiong quickly defended himself: "God, I am innocent. My whole family was slaughtered by him for no reason, so I came to kill him out of anger. As the saying goes, karma will always come true, and every bite and drink is a destiny. If he hadn't committed the crime brazenly before, I wouldn't have fought him to death, and then alarmed the heavens and violated the heavenly law."

He bowed his head and confessed his crime obediently: "I am a little demon from the lower world who knows my crime. I surrender myself right now and am willing to follow the Supreme God to the Heavenly Prison to be executed. I am willing to accept any punishment to appease the wrath of the Jade Emperor."

This monkey is also very cunning. In the current situation, he has to choose the lesser of two evils. Staying here would be worse than death. If he is captured by the messenger of heaven and sent to the prison, he still has a chance of survival.

“Hey, I like this attitude.”

Wen Rui stroked his beard and nodded with satisfaction, saying, "If you are wrong, admit it and stand at attention when you are beaten. If the demons and immortals in the lower world all bow down to the majesty of the Heavenly Court, why worry about the unrest in the mortal world?"

"Since the monkey has confessed his guilt, come with us and explain yourself.

"Don't worry, the net of heaven is vast and nothing can escape it. Heaven will not wrongly accuse a good demon, nor will it let an evil demon go. It will definitely give you justice."

Wen Rui also understood. Without any prior communication, he cooperated with King Yuxiong as soon as their eyes met and performed a double act. He waved his hand and let King Yuxiong go to heaven with them.

"That's not right..."

The Demon King Peng blinked his eagle eyes, feeling that his intelligence was repeatedly humiliated in front of him. He held his halberd to stop the Monkey King and said, "The monkey cannot go with you. Are you here to catch the monkey or to save it?"

"Do you have the right to control who I arrest?"

Wen Rui's face darkened, and he said angrily: "Not arresting you is already a mercy due to your status as the uncle of the wild Tathagata! You don't want to stop while you're ahead, but you dare to obstruct the law enforcement of the Heavenly Court? In this case, I will arrest you as well!"

(End of this chapter)