Chapter 501 Madam, please don't mention it. I am the king.
Chapter 501 Madam, Don’t Look Back, I Am the King
It is known that the golden hoop can be big or small.
Also, we know that the eldest child can be big or small.
So can we just put the big baby in his ears and take him away?
The new centipede leader, Tan Wenjie, who was shouting "My King, My Madam, something bad has happened", still had the leisure time to think about how to use Big Baby.
Although he turned into a centipede monster, he ran slowly.
After the two snake and scorpion demons checked that Big Brother did not escape, they immediately took advantage of the evil wind to hunt down Tan Wenjie's clone, Calabash Brothers and the old man.
In order to prevent them from actually hearing his shouts, Tan Wenjie had to pretend that he was running very fast but was actually running very slowly.
Pure acting.
They are all honed through experiences of life and death.
Standing at the entrance of the monster cave and watching the evil wind go away, Tan Wenjie said to himself that it was settled and it was time to find an unlucky guy to take the blame.
He turned his head sharply.
The Toad Commander standing by shuddered when he was looked at by him.
He has just been here for two days. On the first day, he became the centipede leader. On the second day, he was promoted to Lady Golden Snake's confidant. Just now, he chopped down the cricket demon guarding the dungeon without being punished.
The toad opened its mouth and said, "Commander Centipede, what, what happened?"
"It's nothing, but the magic mirror treasure is lost. What should I do?" Tan Wenjie sighed, but actually his eyes were looking at the Toad Spirit.
The Toad Leader was shocked. Although his frog brain was smart, he didn't realize that Tan Wenjie was the one who cried thief.
The reason is simple. The Centipede Leader himself is a monster and is naturally on the opposite side of that group of gourd boys.
But there is one thing that Toad Commander is very clear about: this centipede is looking for someone to take the blame again.
After all, if the king and his wife knew about such a serious matter as the loss of the magic mirror, they would definitely be furious, and any commander who was involved would be killed.
There is a high possibility that the other party has set his sights on him.
"Toad Commander, you..."
"Commander Centipede, I still have some work to do. You can go find Commander Spider."
"Don't be silly." Tan Wenjie said with a smile, "The Spider Commander's brain is not very good, he will definitely not be able to handle such a big blame as the magic mirror, but you are different."
I don't even want to act anymore.
“You, you…” Toad Commander was so nervous that he swallowed his saliva. “Centipede Commander, we are all working for the king and his wife. There is no need to kill us all.”
"It is also your duty to take the initiative to bear the wrath of the king and his wife."
"Well, since you're like that..." The Toad Commander narrowed his eyes, "It all depends on your ability!"
Tan Wenjie: "Let's see who can talk to the king and his wife first."
On the other side, the two snake and scorpion monsters chased to the gourd vine and happened to meet the bronze-headed and iron-armed Sanwa who was born. They were beaten to a pulp and escaped back on the evil wind.
Only some little demons were left to watch secretly.
Under the gourd vine.
The little gourd hanging on the tree is calling grandpa.
Erwa introduced Tan Wenjie, and the Calabash Brothers gained a handsome Brother Jie.
"Grandpa, second brother, and brother Jie, don't stop me, I want to kill the monster and rescue my eldest brother!"
Tan Wenjie's clone: "..."
Although he is often silenced and basically plays the role of Tan Wenjie's cow and horse, his personality is an exact replica of Tan Wenjie, including his strong desire to complain.
Calabash Brothers always has to save something, either his grandfather or his elder brother, he always has to go there.
This is the time to use your special trick against Calabash Brothers.
He winked at the old man.
On the way back, Tan Wenjie's clone and Erwa had already agreed on a response strategy and gathered all 6 Calabash Brothers for a team fight.
The old man was the first to raise both hands in agreement.
"Third kid, please don't take any risks. Let's cure your second brother's eyes first."
As soon as these words were spoken, Sanwa stopped insisting.
They are a group of simple-minded children who hate evil. Especially when they are on the way to save their grandfather, they go one by one and continue to do so. On the one hand, they are confident in their abilities, but they are also eager to save people.
After all, if we go too late, grandpa and brothers might meet with an accident.
Of course, another reason is that I am too young to think comprehensively.
"Don't worry." Tan Wenjie's clone said, "We have our own people lurking in the demon cave. If Big Baby is in danger, he will take action immediately."
Hearing him say this, the gourd brothers all breathed a sigh of relief.
There was also a bat hiding in the dark who happened to hear these words.
"What? There is a spy beside the king!"
It didn't dare to stay, and flapped its wings to fly back, wanting to bring back the important news immediately, but it didn't notice that Tan Wenjie's clone glanced in the direction it left.
Both of them are Tan Wenjie. Even after they separate and have their own thinking abilities, their work styles will not be much different.
After knowing that someone was monitoring him, the clone almost instinctively dug a hole. He believed that the original body would be able to seize the opportunity to stir up trouble.
Tan Wenjie's clone turned around and said to the gourd brothers hanging on the tree: "One finger is easy to break, but five fingers together can form a fist, so you need to work together as brothers."
Sixth child in the gourd: "Brother Jie, people have five fingers, what should I and Old Seven do?"
Tan Wenjie: "Win with your fists and then do a yeah."
……
"I'm coming!"
The Toad Leader exerted all his strength and rushed in front of the two monsters.
Seeing Tan Wenjie's face full of regret, he laughed heartily in his heart.
"My Lord, Madam! I have something to report. Commander Centipede has lost his magic mirror!"
Tell tales, whoever is faster has the advantage, and now you win.
The two monsters who had just been injured and landed on the ground felt dizzy before their eyes.
"What did you say!" The Scorpion King kicked the Toad Commander away.
Without even looking at the confused Toad Commander, the scorpion tail swung directly at Tan Wenjie.
"You lost the magic mirror?"
Tan Wenjie immediately explained: "My Lord, Madam, I came here after you, and I don't know what happened to the magic mirror."
"No, you were running while shouting 'Your Majesty' and 'Madam'. That's not good." The Toad Leader got up and pointed at Tan Wenjie.
"Yes." Tan Wenjie nodded, "I found someone went to Calabash Brothers, it seems that they are trying to lure the tiger away from the mountain and wait for the king and his wife to leave before coming back to rescue Calabash Brothers."
"You, that's not what you said just now!" The Toad Commander pointed at Tan Wenjie tremblingly.
Tan Wenjie tried his best to use his eyes, but after finding that the effect was poor, he said, "Toad Commander, although I had some friction with your Toad descendants, the king and his wife were generous and did not pursue us. How can you take revenge on me?"
Let these monsters see what a real veteran actor is. Even if he can't make facial expressions, he can still gain sympathy through the abundant emotions in his voice.
It looks like they are biting each other because they have a bad private relationship.
None of the testimony is credible.
"Alright!" the Scorpion King shouted, "Let's go back and look at the magic mirror first!"
Tan Wenjie exchanged a glance with the Toad Leader who was glaring at him, then followed the two snake and scorpion monsters into the monster cave.
The magic mirror was indeed still on the table.
"Commander Toad!" The relieved Scorpion King immediately wanted to punish the other party.
Mrs. Golden Snake suddenly said, "Wait, my king, this magic mirror is fake!"
"What? Fake?" The Scorpion King pointed at the picture above, "You can indeed see it."
"No." Mrs. Golden Snake said as she stroked the magic mirror with her palm.
The picture didn't change at all.
“It’s really fake!”
"Hahaha, you're finished." Toad Commander whispered to Tan Wenjie.
But the Golden Snake Lady whipped the Toad Leader away with her tail. "Humph, use your brain to think about it, can a person who can use such a profound magic transformation be a small centipede monster?" The Golden Snake Lady angrily scolded the Toad Monster.
"Madam, please understand." Tan Wenjie glanced at Madam Jinshe blatantly but secretly, making sure that his little action and excitement were received by the other party.
Both men and women have a peculiar idea, that is, when they know that someone likes or admires them, they will subconsciously care about the other person.
When applied to Mrs. Golden Snake, it can be called vanity.
She would give confidence to a loyal lackey who loves her.
"So, that immortal really lured the tiger away from the mountain and stole the magic mirror here. What should we do now?" The Scorpion King frowned, "Come on, pour some wine!"
When in a good mood, drink.
I also drink when I’m in a bad mood.
"Don't worry, my king. I still have my precious Ruyi here. It doesn't matter if those Calabash Brothers are powerful. But we must capture them one by one." Lady Golden Snake thought as she comforted him.
"My king, my madam, something bad has happened~" a shout came from outside.
Almost everyone looked at Tan Wenjie tacitly. He was the only one who had been chanting this lyrics very diligently recently.
A bat flew in.
"My lord, madam!" The bat landed and said, "I just overheard that the immortal has planted a spy in our demon cave."
wow-
The Scorpion King, who once again transformed into a desktop cleaning master, angrily said, "What? Who is it!"
"No, no, I don't know." The bat shook his head, "The immortal didn't tell me."
Toad Commander originally wanted to jump out and identify Tan Wenjie as a traitor, but when he turned around and met Tan Wenjie's gaze, he immediately suppressed the impulse in his heart.
This monster is not the former centipede leader. He is as cunning as a snake at heart. If he takes the initiative to provoke the other party, it may play into the other party's hands.
When you are suspected of being a traitor, you should not rush to drag others into the water. You should keep a low profile and try to eliminate your own suspicion as much as possible.
Madam Golden Snake thought for a while and said, "Captain Centipede, Captain Toad, the two of you go together to guard the Calabash Boy."
"Yes!" X2
After they left, the Scorpion King was anxious: "Madam, who do you think the traitor is?"
"It's possible for anyone."
"Don't you think there's nothing wrong with the Centipede Commander and the Toad Commander?"
"They don't get along with each other," said Lady Golden Snake. "I put them together so there won't be any problems guarding Calabash Brothers, but I didn't say there won't be any problems with them."
The Scorpion King laughed out loud: "Madam, that's great!"
Mrs. Golden Snake forced a smile.
Losing the magic mirror is like losing one's eyes. Not to mention the gourd vine in the distance, even the situation inside the monster cave is difficult to control.
Now there is a traitor in the demon cave, which will probably occupy most of her thoughts.
……
You always know yourself best. After hearing that there was a traitor in the demon cave, Tan Wenjie's first reaction was not that he had been discovered, but that everything was related to his clone.
With the two evil snakes' style of doing things, let alone being certain, even if they just guessed that there was something wrong with me, they would immediately pounce on me and cut me into pieces.
You must get what you want as soon as possible and then run away.
Tan Wenjie's gaze slowly moved to the Toad Commander.
Toad Commander: “…”
Come again? !
"Commander Centipede, this is an extraordinary period. I admit that we had a misunderstanding before." Commander Toad quickly explained.
"We are all working for the king and his wife, so we should understand each other." Tan Wenjie nodded, believing that the Centipede Commander would understand his future behavior very well.
They came to the door of the dungeon where Dawa was imprisoned.
Toad Commander: "All of you retreat. From now on, this place will be guarded by me and Centipede Commander."
"Yes!"
The little demons retreated immediately.
The eldest child is entangled in soft spider silk, and Ruyi is needed to rescue him.
For two consecutive days, everyone in the demon cave felt insecure and everyone looked like a traitor to them.
With no other options, Mrs. Golden Snake began to investigate.
On the other side, the gourd brothers popped out one by one, including Erwa whose illness was cured.
The only thing missing is that the sixth and seventh babies are too young to be born.
Erwa used his clairvoyance and superb hearing to observe for a while and said, "Hey, that group of monsters seem to have had an internal conflict. They are fighting each other. Brother Jie, when should we start?"
Tan Wenjie's clone: "We have divided the enemies now. Next we need to defeat them one by one. We need to lure the Scorpion Demon out and kill him first."
"Okay!" X6
The six little guys' enthusiasm for subduing demons is no less than that of Tan Wenjie.
Tan Wenjie looked at Erwa first and said, "Erwa, find a way to lure out the Scorpion Demon, and then you brothers will attack together. I will take the opportunity to find the Snake Demon and trick Ruyi away from her."
"Brother Jie, don't worry." Erwa pointed to his ear and said, "The Scorpion Demon said that he found a pond with an alchemy furnace that was left there by the Nanji Immortal 8,000 years ago. He also said that he wanted to capture the seven of us brothers to make the Seven Heart Pills."
With Erwa's confident assurance, Tan Wenjie's clone felt relieved and burst and disappeared like a soap bubble.
On the other side, in the demon cave dungeon.
Tan Wenjie suddenly opened his eyes and looked at the Toad Commander who was sleeping lazily against the wall. He used invisibility magic to quietly leave the dungeon.
When he was halfway there, he saw the Scorpion King and a group of little demons running out in a hurry. He hid against the wall and watched the team leave.
I don’t know what tricks Erwa used to trick the Scorpion King away so quickly.
Tan Wenjie walked towards the palace of the snake and scorpion demons. When he reached the door, he saw the spider spirit who had set up a checkpoint.
He performed seventy-two transformations and turned himself into the Scorpion King.
When he came to the door, he said arrogantly, "Open the door!"
"Yes, my lord." The spider spirit immediately opened the door.
Although he was puzzled as to why the Scorpion King, who had just left in a hurry with a large group of people, came back again, he was just a little demon and was only curious but did not dare to ask.
After entering the room, Tan Wenjie saw Lady Golden Snake lying on the bed with a Ruyi in her hand.
He held his breath, walked around to the other side of the bed, and slowly reached out from behind Madam Golden Snake, trying to steal Ruyi away.
But as soon as her hand touched Ruyi, Mrs. Golden Snake suddenly woke up.
"who is it!"
"Madam, don't look back. I am the king."
"Your Majesty?"
"Madam has been working too hard recently. I feel really bad for you." Tan Wenjie placed his big hand on the back of Madam Jinshe's hand and rubbed it gently.
In order to get what he wants, he can only temporarily sacrifice himself and his looks.
"Madam, what if this precious treasure of yours is stolen by that elusive immortal?" Tan Wenjie said, "I'll keep it for you."
There was no obstacle to successfully getting Ruyi.
"My King~" Lady Golden Snake's tail slowly wrapped around Tan Wenjie's waist.
Tan Wenjie felt the force on his waist gradually increasing and immediately realized that he was exposed.
The seventy-two transformations that cannot hide one's aura are still a little lacking.
"Little thief, so what if you get Ruyi!" Mrs. Golden Snake's body shook and turned from a beautiful snake into a giant snake with a thick waist. She opened her bloody mouth and was about to swallow Tan Wenjie.
“Really?” Tan Wenjie pinched the Ruyi, “Ruyi, Ruyi, follow my wishes, please show your power quickly!”
"You!" the giant snake was surprised.
Blow gently.
The cold wind swept the giant snake around in a rapid circle, freezing it into an ice sculpture.
"Ma'am, come on, I'll take you out to be struck by lightning."
Tan Wenjie carried the frozen Golden Snake Lady and walked out.
The little demon along the way saw this and shouted: "Oh no! The king has captured my wife!"
(End of this chapter)