Chapter 502 He hit me in the face with his fart!
Chapter 502 He hit me in the face with his fart!
The next day, I went to work obediently.
While on the mission, Li Kailang took a look at the situation of the tunnel.
Some time ago, strong winds and heavy rain filled the tunnel with water, making it impossible to dig. The "project" was directly stalled and work could only resume after the tunnel dried up.
Li Kailang found that the area outside the tomb was dry, so he went in and saw signs of earth-moving.
"Finally we can continue digging, and it's good enough if we can get back on track."
Li Kailang even took out the treasure map and used the opportunity to check it again.
The place where he was standing now was quite close to the green dot on the map. He thought that if he dug for a while longer, he would be able to find the tomb.
"There's a long way to go. Come back and have a look after a while. It will take at least next month. We'll talk about it then."
After taking a look, Li Kailang turned and left.
Before leaving, he checked to see if there was enough gunpowder. Finding that there was some missing, he replenished it.
Rumbling--
The truck roared away.
Speaking of treasure maps, I have to mention that when I went to Tianjin a few days ago, Li Kailang used a treasure map on the way.
Unfortunately, there were no major discoveries along the way, and there were no rare treasures on either side of the road, just a few scattered white dots.
Li Kailang wasted some time to take a look and found that the white spot was someone's grave, and someone was burning incense and offering sacrifices.
Seeing this, Li Kailang had no intention of digging up other people's ancestral graves, and this was also a certainty.
"There's no need to look at the white spots in the future. They are all worthless things. They might be someone's ancestral grave. If you dig up someone's ancestral grave, it will anger the gods and the people. It's really a sin."
Just because the white-spotted ancestral graves cannot be dug does not mean that the graves of other colors cannot be dug. In any case, no sacrifices have been made there.
If I don't dig, someone else will dig it sooner or later.
Besides, it wasn't Li Kailang who dug the money, but Su Daqiang and his gang, although Li Kailang was the supporter behind the scenes.
But his actions were just that of a porter of 'other people's goods'.
After completing the task, Li Kailang returned to the steel rolling mill.
"It's the end of the month, I can finally relax. Now I'm just waiting for the May Day holiday."
There were only a few days left before the Labor Day holiday, and Li Kailang was lying on a small bed in the lounge, ready to go to sleep comfortably.
"Bang bang bang!"
"Xiao Li! Xiao Li!"
"Who is it? I finally have a chance to take a break, but why is there still something going on?" Li Kailang complained.
"I'm coming!"
The door opened and Zhang Fen was seen standing outside, panting.
"Xiao Li. Xiao Li, hurry up!"
"Brother Zhang, what happened? Did something unexpected happen?"
"No, no." Zhang Fen waved his hands breathlessly.
"You come with me."
"Where are you going? What are you doing?"
"Let's go and watch the fun! It will be too late if we don't go now."
"Let's go!" Li Kailang went to take a look without saying a word. Those who had nothing to do in the transport team also went to watch the fun.
Zhang Fen immediately took everyone to watch the fun.
I saw a group of people gathered outside the public toilet, watching the two people fighting with great interest and commenting from time to time.
I saw one person chasing another, waving a broom in his hand.
"Don't run, don't run!"
"Not running? Do you think I'm stupid? Will I be beaten if I don't run?"
The person in front was like the Emperor Qin circling the pillar, using cover to dodge left and right, just to avoid being hit by the people behind.
"Damn it, if you run again don't blame me for being rude!" said Da Niu angrily.
"Lululu, if you can't hit it, you can't hit it!" Ergou taunted, and even stopped to pat his butt.
"Okay! Okay! Just wait for me!" Da Niu was furious. He looked around and saw a bucket outside the public toilet.
The water in the bucket was extremely turbid, with tiny specks of 'butter' floating on the surface. It was obvious that it had been swept through a public toilet or even a Jinkela.
Suddenly, Da Niu smiled evilly, threw away the broom, picked up the mop beside him, put it in the bucket to brush it, and then went straight to Ergou.
At this moment, Da Niu was like Guan Yu possessed, killing gods and Buddhas who stood in his way, waving a mop.
The water droplets on the mop splashed, scaring the onlookers so much that they immediately stepped back.
"Oh my god!" Ergou was so scared that his soul was scattered, but he still wanted to use his old tricks to play the Qin King circling the pillar by using the cover.
But Daniel is no longer the same Daniel as before.
"Hide? You can hide! If you can still hide, I'll take your surname!" Da Niu, who is blessed with a mop, doesn't play any tricks with Ergou.
Waving the mop, water droplets splashed directly onto Ergou's clothes.
"Ugh~"
"Oh my god, what's that smell? Ugh~" Ergou ran and retched.
Even faster, Ergou was caught up, and Da Niu hit Ergou on the back with a mop.
"Aah~"
Ergou staggered and fell to the ground.
Fortunately, my arms cushioned the impact and I didn’t hit the ground head-on.
Da Niu took advantage of the situation and started mopping Ergou's back.
Soon, Ergou Zhen Gege's back was wet and emitting a foul smell.
"Brother! Brother! I was wrong!"
Seeing that begging for mercy was useless, Ergou stopped begging and struggled to get up.
"Damn it, I'm giving you face!"
Ergou roared, rushed forward towards the mop, and was smeared in the face.
But he was not afraid at all and started competing with Daniu for the mop.
As expected, Da Niu was no match for Er Gou, who was blessed with anger.
"Brother! Brother! I was wrong!" Things change.
"You're wrong!" Ergou took the mop and mopped Da Niu's face.
But Daniu dodged it.
"Oh my god!" Daniu ran away in panic.
"Don't run! Damn it, I'm giving you face!"
The big bull ran towards the crowd.
"Don't come over here!" Everyone ran away in all directions.
The scene was so spectacular that those who didn't know the situation might have thought that one person was chasing everyone.
At this moment, Ergou, who was already angry, didn't care whether innocent people would be harmed or not. He only chased Da Niu. When he saw the opportunity, he swept him away.
"昘——"
The water droplets on the mop splashed directly onto the bull's back.
"Ugh~" One person did not close his mouth, and immediately water droplets entered his mouth.
Ergou didn't pay any attention and just kept chasing Da Niu.
"Er Gou, I was wrong, I was wrong!"
"It's your fault!" Ergou was so angry that he didn't care about Daniu's begging for mercy and admitting his mistake. He was determined to take revenge on him!
"Guardian, guardian!"
Everyone fled in panic, and finally saw the security guards, and immediately went after them.
"Hurry, Ergou has gone crazy, stop him!"
"Who is this person who dares to go crazy in a steel rolling mill? He's so bold!" The security guards immediately shouted and rushed forward to stop the crazy Ergou.
"Security guard, save me, save me!" Daniu saw the security guards coming and ran towards them. Without waiting for the security guards to speak, Ergou shouted, "Get out of here!"
As he spoke, he waved the mop and the water droplets flew to them first. He picked up the water droplets and smelled them.
"Ugh~"
The security guards immediately stopped trying to stop them and fled in all directions, avoiding Da Niu.
In the distance, Director Yang noticed the commotion here and immediately brought people over to stop it.
Seeing Ergou chasing Daniu madly, he would jump in to replenish his "combat power" when passing by a water bucket.
Director Yang pointed at the two men and shouted, "What are you doing?"
"Director Yang, save me, save me!" Da Niu's eyes lit up. He saw his savior and immediately ran towards the leaders.
"Stop!" There was no way Director Yang would let him come over, but there was no way Daniu would listen and he rushed over on his own.
"Get out!" Ergou ignored them. Before he went crazy, they were the leaders, and after he went crazy, those who stood in his way were his enemies. So who cares who they are?
Anyone who stands in my way will die!
"Oh my God!" Director Yang and others immediately fled in all directions.
Seeing that Ergou had gone crazy, Da Niu was determined to drag someone down with him, so he went straight towards Director Yang.
"Don't come over here, go over there." Director Yang was also scared.
"Director Yang, you have to save me!"
"I will save you, just go over there quickly."
At this time, no matter whether he is the factory director or not, his reputation will be ruined after being hit by a mop.
The two were chatting, but they didn't notice that Ergou was approaching.
"Die for me!" Ergou used his strength to chop Huashan, and the broom came straight towards Da Niu from top to bottom.
Seeing that the situation was not good, Daniu could no longer dodge. Even if he was not hit, he would be splashed with water droplets from the mop.
At this time, I would rather die than let my fellow Taoist die.
Daniu immediately grabbed Wan Shen who was standing by,
"No!" Wan Shen's eyes widened with fear, and he struggled to break free from Daniu's hand.
But how can someone who works in an office be better than someone who works in a workshop?
Daniu pulled him over and stood behind him.
Wan Shen turned around and saw the mop coming straight towards him.
There was no time to talk nonsense, Wan Shen could only close his eyes and mouth.
"Snapped!!!"
"what!!!"
"Ugh~"
The mop was seen wiping Wan Shen's face and hitting the ground directly, but he did not get hurt at all.
However, the water droplets on the mop hit Wan Shen's face coldly.
"Secretary Wan! I'm sorry!" Daniu hurried forward and apologized sincerely.
"What are you looking at!" Director Yang escaped a disaster but was still in shock. When he saw his secretary being victimized, he quickly called the security guard who was watching the show nearby.
Ergou was finally awakened to his senses by the roar.
"Bang!" He threw the broom down in panic.
"Oh!" Suddenly, I felt a shock from behind, and my hands were behind my back in an instant.
“It hurts, it hurts, be gentle!”
"It hurts? It's good enough that I didn't beat you, but you're still in pain. Do you know what you did wrong?" the security guard shouted angrily.
I have to perform well in front of Director Yang, otherwise I will be in big trouble when he takes the blame later.
Gradually, Director Yang came to his senses and regained his composure.
"Tell me, what's going on?"
The crowd immediately ran over to listen and asked us to tell our story.
When he said this, Ergou angrily said to Daniu: "Ask him! He was the one who hit me first!"
Daniu's face immediately turned red with anger: "Fuck you, I was resting well!"
"You're just trying to beat me up. If you don't deserve a beating, then who should I beat? If I don't beat you, then who should I beat?"
"You're fucking farting!" Ergou retorted, "Were you the first one to point your butt at me yesterday?"
"You farted!" Daniu retorted: "I just turned my butt towards you, I didn't fart, you haven't taken a shit in a few days, you're using your fart to hit me in the face!"
"Fuck you, did you smell my fart?"
When he said this, Ergou thought about it carefully and realized that it seemed that he had not farted. He was immediately embarrassed.
At this moment, it is no longer the time to dwell on this matter. It is better to lose the battle than to lose the person.
"Damn you, you used a mop to fuck me too!"
"Bah! You deserve a beating! If you want to be punished, I will punish you. If I don't punish you, who will I punish? You bastard!"
The two of them were talking to each other, with a very feminine tone.
Director Yang and others also understood what was going on. It turned out that such a small matter had caused such a big uproar.
Damn, these people are just idle.
Now is not the time to talk nonsense. Ergou splashed the water droplets from the broom on Wan Shen's face. He needs to be given an explanation for this.
Otherwise, not only would Wan Shen lose face, but I, as his leader, would also lose face for failing to support my subordinates.
Director Yang held his forehead with his hand, feeling helpless. He smelled a foul odor coming from the two people. If Wan Shen was not affected, he would have let them go home to take a shower.
But now there is no need to think about it.
"Security officer, lock them both up in the detention room for a few days as a punishment."
"Yes!" the security guard responded quickly.
"Fighting and joking around here during working hours is unbecoming! Everyone will have one month's salary withheld, and will be disqualified from this year's selection of outstanding workers."
If the selection is cancelled, they will lose their food.
"No! Director Yang, I was wrong, please don't cancel my selection!" Ergou pleaded hurriedly.
"Director Yang, you can't blame me for this! This was all Ergou's fault. It has nothing to do with me!" Daniu blamed himself.
Director Yang scolded, "Shut up! If you hadn't been looking for trouble, this wouldn't have happened. I have no choice but to take responsibility for this!"
Suddenly, the two of them lowered their heads and dared not say anything more.
Director Yang looked at Wan Shen who was furious at the side. Logically speaking, this punishment was enough, but it was obviously not enough.
"Since you like to play, you can report directly to the health team for the next three months. Have fun, and then return to the workshop when you've had enough!"
"Ah! No, Director Yang, I was wrong!" The two men hurriedly begged for mercy.
They don't want to deal with toilets because they stink.
The captain of the medical team, Niu Laxi, was delighted as he could now take a break.
"It's settled, take them away!" Director Yang waved his hand and the security guard took the two away.
The head security guard grabbed the two men and left, secretly thanking his luck that Director Yang did not punish them.
Director Yang looked at Wan Shen, who was angry, and consoled him, "Xiao Wan, go back and clean up quickly. I'll give you two days off so you can have a good rest."
"Thank you, leader." Wan Shen replied coldly, wiped his face and walked away.
Obviously, Director Yang's punishment on the two of them could not make him feel at ease.
This is not a pleasant thing for anyone. You become someone's shield for nothing. Although you don't get splashed with shit and urine, the result is not much better.
"What are you looking at? Why don't you get back to work? Have you finished all your work?" Director Yang shouted at the crowd.
Suddenly, everyone fled in all directions and returned to their homes.
Not long after, the voice from the radio station sounded, announcing a new regulation from the steel mill.
From now on, no one can point their butt at anyone else, and if discovered, they will be dealt with seriously.
People who didn't see the excitement found this rule strange, but those who saw it thought it was normal.
Behind every outrageous regulation, there is an outrageous story.
(End of this chapter)