Chapter 503 If You Don’t Come, I Will Become a Demon King
Chapter 503 If You Don’t Come, I Will Become a Demon King
The green snake spirit asked with interest: "What did you call me?"
"My Queen, I have only seen your domineering aura in the Scorpion King. I was impressed by you as soon as we met."
There is no charge for saying nice things. Considering that the other party has a good magic weapon, you can give a few more compliments as an advance investment.
“Hahahaha.” The green snake spirit laughed until his eyes narrowed into slits. “So, my sister and brother-in-law often mention me in front of you?”
Tan Wenjie shook his head: "After escaping from the mountains, the king and his wife enjoyed themselves every day, but after hearing that the queen started from scratch, I admired her and decided to become a monster like you."
"Humph."
The green snake demon raised the corner of his mouth.
Since he was dead, she was too lazy to care about it anymore, and she liked to listen to what the centipede monster said.
The crocodile leader at the side: "?"
No, you were a wooden block and didn't like to talk when you came here, so why are you so good at flattering now?
I scratched my head and still couldn't understand it.
The green snake spirit asked again: "How did my sister die?"
"My queen, a god descended from the sky and struck my wife to death with a thunderbolt. I thought that as long as I survived, I would not be afraid of running out of firewood, so I came with the Toad Commander to look for you. I didn't expect that I would still be struck by the thunderbolt from the god." Tan Wenjie sighed, "My poor Toad brother actually took the initiative to block the thunderbolt for my safety."
"So the thunderbolt a while ago was what struck my sister? I told her to practice hard, but she insisted on stirring up trouble. She was suppressed for nearly ten thousand years, and finally escaped only to be struck to death by thunderbolt again."
Revenge? The Green Snake Spirit never thought about it. She was a monster, and she couldn't go to heaven to cause trouble for the gods.
Anyone who really wants to get involved in the underworld knows that if you kill one of the gods in the sky, a group of them will jump out. Although she has some abilities, she will not be stupid enough to die.
Besides, if she really wanted to help, she should have dug the mountain and released Lady Golden Snake thousands of years ago.
Without the talkative Toad Spirit coming alive, the Green Snake Spirit, who had not heard the news about Calabash Brothers and the Seven Heart Pills, completely lost interest in the news about her sister and brother-in-law.
The green snake spirit asked again: "Are you the only two who escaped?"
"Yes."
"What are you doing around your sister and brother-in-law?"
"Your Majesty, I am the centipede leader."
The green snake looked at him carefully and said, "Since you were a leader before, I cannot treat you unfairly, so I will make you a centipede leader."
"Thank you, Queen!"
The green snake spirit waved his hand and said, "Commander Crocodile, the rest is up to you."
"Yes, Your Majesty."
When taking Tan Wenjie away, the crocodile commander couldn't help but look at Tan Wenjie several times. He knew that his king was a person who clearly distinguished between rewards and punishments, and it was the first time that a newcomer was made the commander just because of a few words.
"Captain Centipede, you will be responsible for leading the little demons from now on."
"What is the content of the work?" asked Tan Wenjie.
"What is the job content?" The crocodile commander scratched his head.
“Just what we usually do.”
"Just do what you have to do. If the king gives an order, you should follow it."
"The king has no orders?"
"Do what you have to do without orders."
Tan Wenjie: “…”
Looking at the Crocodile Commander, he seemed to see the former Centipede Commander, who must have been particularly afraid of wear and tear on his brain so he usually didn't want to use it, and treated it like a new one.
After following the Crocodile Commander for a walk, the other party left, because Tan Wenjie had too many questions. It was okay to answer a few questions occasionally, but it was tiring to answer questions all the time.
Just then a porcupine leader came over.
"Go outside and hunt." It commanded, "Follow me."
A large crowd of them rushed out, almost all of them were carnivorous monsters, and the herbivorous animals stayed where they were.
Tan Wenjie waved cleverly at a rabbit nearby.
"Commander-in-chief, are you looking for me?"
"What happened just now?" Tan Wenjie pointed at the large number of little demons that were leaving.
"Usually, if the commanders want to eat live food, they can call the little demon out." The rabbit spirit answered.
"Which commander manages which monsters?" asked Tan Wenjie.
"We all obey the king."
"Besides practicing, what else do you usually do?"
"Be in a daze and find something to eat."
Tan Wenjie's brain was working rapidly. This was a force built entirely around the Green Snake Spirit, without any actions or rules or regulations.
The management is chaotic, how can this be acceptable!
Tan Wenjie looked at the herbivorous monsters with clear and dull eyes.
Reform is necessary.
Fortunately, he had been involved in pyramid schemes in the "Zombie" world before. Although these little monsters have evil spirits, their brains are not as smart as ghosts.
5 days have passed.
night.
Tan Wenjie stood on the top of the mountain under the moon, raised his fist and shouted: "What are we practicing for? We have practiced from ordinary animals to where we are now, it's luck, opportunity and hard work."
Looking at the still dull and clear-headed herbivorous little demons, he was in high spirits and spoke in an excited tone.
"Are you willing to continue hiding and being hunted by wolves and tigers as before?"
Some of the little demons subconsciously shook their heads.
"Just a few months ago, I was the same as you, but now I am the Centipede Commander!" He pointed at himself, "And in a few months, you will be the same as me. Give yourself a chance and understand the applause!"
"Pa pa!" A rabbit spirit below raised its hands and clapped.
The other monsters followed suit and clapped together, and in the end there was continuous applause.
"So, Commander Centipede, what should we do?"
"That's a good question." Tan Wenjie nodded.
There is no actual product, but that’s not a big problem. What he sells... No, what he teaches is concepts.
"I am the centipede commander, and I am directly under the king. This means that I am only under the king. Do you understand?"
"Understood!" There was a response this time.
"So, as long as any of you can attract enough like-minded little demons to join you, I will distribute the power in my hands to you. If you can attract 10 little demons to join you, you will be Little Zuanfeng. If you can attract 1000 little demons to join you, you will be Big Zuanfeng!" Tan Wenjie once again took out the formula that someone had summarized long ago.
In order to recruit people, he not only needs people, but also requires the little demons to search for natural treasures as handling fees.
Another month has passed.
There is no news from the Green Snake Spirit. One of his subordinates, the Little Wind-Drilling Oxen who is responsible for serving the Green Snake Spirit, said that the Green Snake Spirit is in seclusion.
Normally, the Green Snake Spirit would spend his time in seclusion, supplemented by making elixirs.
Although Tan Wenjie did not intend to infiltrate deliberately, the current situation is that all the maids of the Green Snake Demon have joined his team, and have all been developed by the maid monster to become his subordinates.
Another month has passed.
The rules of Xiao Zuanfeng and Da Zuanfeng were full of loopholes, and Tan Wenjie didn't think about arranging them well, so they could explode at any time. But a large group of little demons were fighting for their place, pulling one after another, and almost all the little demons except those at the commander level joined in.
Just like the rat demon who is usually responsible for doing hard labor and has low cultivation, because he has many brothers and sisters, he pulls in all the rat monsters, so he becomes one of the big drill winds, and he is usually very powerful and domineering.
There is one most basic condition for maintaining this set of rules: being strong enough to suppress everything.
In addition to that, they attend classes and use success learning to stimulate the little demons, making them believe that they don’t need to practice hard or improve their strength. As long as they pull others into this rule, they can become Da Zuanfeng and enjoy a wonderful life below two people and above all demons.
There are also monsters who are unhappy with Tan Wenjie, and they are the monster leaders.
The little demons that were usually sent out at will are now either Xiao Zuanfeng or Da Zuanfeng, or they only listen to Xiao Zuanfeng, making it impossible for them to be ordered around by anyone.
"Isn't this simple?"
Seeing the monster leaders who came to call for punishment, Tan Wenjie took out his identity card, which read: General Zuanfeng.
Chief Zuanfeng doesn't have to do anything to receive a share of the tributes from Little Monster to Little Zuanfeng to Big Zuanfeng.
You can make money just by lying down, and you don’t have to do anything.
A leader has come to share power, and none of the little demons are unhappy. Instead, everyone cheers.
Because this means that they can become the total driller by constantly pulling in people, which is equivalent to being on equal footing with people of the same age level!
Now he has a lot of support in the local area.
Someone would report to him the movements of the Green Snake Demon every day, and even the location of the Green Snake Demon's magic bag and the locations of the three demons and four monsters.
"Why is there no news from Calabash Brothers?" Tan Wenjie wondered, "If you don't come soon, I will really become a demon king."
Since Calabash Brothers isn't coming, he can just take the brocade bag first.
There was no need to deal with the three demons and four monsters because he heard that there was a butterfly spirit imprisoned in the dungeon. The other party was the personal maid of the green snake spirit. Because she stole the elixir refined by the green snake spirit and dirty the magic bag, she was severely punished by the green snake spirit.
Now the butterfly fairy is most eager for freedom.
……
Calabash Mountain.
After enjoying a period of peace, the gourd brothers decided to go and help Tan Wenjie eliminate the green snake spirit.
Before leaving, I plan to go to the mountain god to get the seven-colored lotus.
The towering mountains could not stop them, and they easily reached the depths of the mountains.
The mountain god asked, "Children, what are you doing here?"
Erwa: "Grandpa Mountain God, let's get the seven-colored lotus."
Mountain God: “?”
This isn't right.
He asked, “Who told you that?”
"Brother Jie!" X7
"Who is Brother Jie?"
"He is the disciple of Nanji Xianweng."
"..."
That's fine.
The mountain god was very conflicted. He thought that even if the Calabash Brothers, who had never experienced hardships, got the Seven-Colored Lotus, it would be useless. Only when they truly understood the power of unity could they succeed.
But it is impossible to stop Calabash Brothers now, because he is just a mountain god.
The gourd seeds were not his, and the seven-color lotus was not his either. The mountain god watched the seven gourd brothers take the seven-color lotus, and then watched them suddenly close their eyes.
The colorful lotus grew bigger and turned into a lotus platform, and the gourd brothers stood on it.
Mountain God: “?”
This is not right, something must be wrong.
Erwa opened his eyes and said, "We must unite and trust each other absolutely, otherwise it will be dangerous if we encounter an enemy like Brother Jie."
"That's right. Even the Scorpion Demon and the Snake Demon who have cultivated for thousands of years are no match for him."
Having seen enough insidious, vicious and despicable people, they have gained enough experience from the crushing defeats of their enemies.
Mountain God: “?”
He is worthy of being the disciple of the Antarctic Immortal.
Just as the mountain god was sighing, the seven gourd brothers suddenly glowed and then merged into the gourd little King Kong.
He really is worthy of being the disciple of the Immortal of the South Pole. I can’t see through him. I really can’t see through him.
The gourd boy listened attentively: "It seems like there are a lot of monsters gathered together, it's Brother Jie!"
He got addicted to killing monsters.
"Goodbye, Grandpa Mountain God."
After bidding farewell to the mountain god, Calabash Brothers quickly headed towards the direction located by Clairvoyance and Super Ear.
……
The green snake finally came out.
The Nine-Step Six-Ingredient Elixir she had refined was stolen by a butterfly spirit under her command. After severely punishing the spirit and vowing to make it wish it were dead, she prepared to go out and collect some new materials for refining the elixir.
Not long after flying, he ran into the Calabash King Kong who had transformed into his complete form.
"Fairy, don't run!"
She was confused and was hit by Xiao Jingang as soon as she came up.
As soon as she reacted, she ran back immediately. Because she came out in a hurry, she had not yet taken the two magic weapons, the jade hairpin and the brocade bag. When she was in seclusion for cultivation, she usually kept the two treasures on the ground.
When he just returned to the cave and saw Tan Wenjie and a group of little demons, the green snake spirit was overjoyed: "Captain Centipede, quickly let the little demons stop the gourd boy who is following behind."
Tan Wenjie shook his head.
"My Queen, the life of a little demon is also a life. That gourd kid is so powerful that even you can't beat him. How can you let your brothers die?"
The green snake spirit's eyes were sharp: "You dare to refuse? Have you forgotten who is the king here? Are you thinking the opposite?"
Tan Wenjie didn't say anything, just waved.
"Brothers, please step back. I will explain this matter to Her Majesty the Queen."
Little demons, look at me and I look at you.
If you listen to the Centipede Leader, you will have channels for advancement, room for improvement, and the ability to become a superior person.
But they also knew very well that the Green Snake was the real king. They wanted to obey the Green Snake's orders, but they did not want to harm the Centipede Leader who had brought them real benefits.
After much confusion, they finally chose to wait and see.
"Don't run away, monster!" The little gourd king has caught up.
Tan Wenjie didn't say anything, but tacitly blocked the green snake spirit's way and took out the golden snake's Ruyi and the green snake's jade hairpin.
"You! How did you get it!" The green snake looked at the jade hairpin and his face suddenly changed.
This is her magic weapon, which can be transformed into eighteen kinds of weapons separately, and can be transformed into a diamond sword when combined. However, she was not nervous, after all, the magic weapon required mantras to use.
"One, two, three, four, five, gold, wood, water, fire, earth, change."
The jade hairpin in Tan Wenjie's hand turned into a machete.
The formula can be hidden from others, but it is a little difficult to hide it from him. Just like the formula of Lady Golden Snake Ruyi, everyone who has watched the animation knows it, and it is difficult to forget it.
Xiao Jin Gang had already pounced forward on his own initiative. Without any magic weapon to help, the green snake spirit could only be pinned down and beaten when facing the complete form of Xiao Jin Gang.
When she tried to escape, Tan Wenjie would strike her with all his strength. Although he could not kill her, it was enough to deter her.
Every time she was stopped, she would be beaten up by Little King Kong.
The beating was so severe that the earth shook.
The green snake spirit transformed into its original form of a giant snake, spitting out its tongue and biting towards Little King Kong, but he cut off its head with one palm.
Two heads actually grew out of the severed head.
“Cut one off and two will grow?”
Tan Wenjie took out the magic bag and tried to find some useful magic weapon from it.
The jade hairpin is mainly used for attack and can be transformed into eighteen kinds of weapons. The brocade bag is mainly used as a functional magic weapon, containing 36 kinds of magic weapons that specialize in evil ways.
He read it again and again and felt that it was not in line with his own great and glorious character, so he decided to improve the secret bag.
Just as he was thinking about it, he suddenly heard a scream of "Ah——!" The green snake demon was lying on the ground with its head pressed down, and Xiao Jin Gang slapped it one after another.
The little fleshy hand may not look big, but it is very powerful. The slap made the green snake spit out blood, and the ground around it shook and rocks rolled.
"Are you convinced?" Little King Kong asked.
"I give in, I give in." The green snake begged for mercy.
Then, an arrow flew and pierced the green snake demon's head.
Head, grab it!
"Brother Jie?" Xiao Jin Gang raised his head and looked at Tan Wenjie who was holding a bow in the distance in confusion.
The bow turned into a hairpin and fell into his palm.
"Don't be fooled by the monster's words." Tan Wenjie said as he landed, "Be decisive enough to deal with the monster. Only by killing it will it stop doing evil."
"Brother Jie, you are right." Xiao Jin Gang nodded in agreement, then he was puzzled, "Brother Jie, what are you doing?"
"Look, this snake is so big. What if its corpse starts to stink and breeds plague? It will pollute the environment. Even if it scares children, it's not good." Tan Wenjie stuffed the green snake's corpse into the box.
Then I peel the snake skin and make materials, feed the snake meat to chickens and dragons, and keep the snake bones as materials to make weapons. Nothing will be wasted.
"Huh?" Tan Wenjie bent down and picked up an earring.
Another magic weapon.
"Isn't this the magic weapon I dropped?"
Little King Kong: “…”
He has become accustomed to Brother Jie's style of doing things, and currently feels... okay.
"Brother Jie, where are the remaining monsters?" Xiao Jin Gang looked at the monsters in the distance.
A rabbit spirit shouted loudly: "Centipede Commander! Centipede Commander! Centipede Commander!"
"Wrong name, it should be Centipede King!"
"Centipede King! Centipede King!"
The little demons shouted "King", leaving Little King Kong alone in confusion.
"I've made some achievements recently." Tan Wenjie said, "They may think I'm more suitable than the Green Snake Spirit."
"You are really worthy of being Brother Jie." Xiao Jin Gang nodded seriously.
I've learned that it seems that we must not only unite, but also think of planned actions. Otherwise, we will be like the Green Snake Demon, who had almost all his subordinates rebel under his nose and became a lonely man. Even as soon as the Green Snake Demon died, the little demons immediately defected to others.
"I want revenge for the Green Snake King!" The crocodile leader rushed out with an axe in his hand.
Little King Kong opened his mouth and spit out a bolt of lightning, killing the crocodile leader on the spot.
then……
"Second King! Second King! Little King Kong Second King!"
Little King Kong raised his finger and pointed at the tip of his nose: "Me?"
Tan Wenjie nodded: "It's what everyone wants."
"Brother Jie, what are you going to do with them?"
"What else can we do? Naturally, we have to settle old scores."
His pupils can distinguish between good and evil and sins. He will punish those who commit serious offenses, while those with less serious offenses will be dealt with lightly.
Afterwards, we will set examples, talk about rules, and implement rewards and punishments.
Just take it step by step, he just needs to get started.
This was a big project, and it was too tiring for Tan Wenjie to do it alone. But with Xiao Jin Gang around, it wasn't a problem. Also, with the assistance of General Zuanfeng, who he had selected long ago and had no major faults, the problem was easily solved.
If you really can't do it, you can also let Xiao Jin Gang burn all the monsters with fire, once and for all.
But after hearing his proposal, Xiao Jin Gang decided to give it a try first.
Some time passed.
On the top of the mountain, trees of different heights are looking into the distance.
"Brother Jie, are you leaving?"
"All good things must come to an end." Tan Wenjie said, "I have finished my work, but there are countless monsters and demons in this world, so I still need you."
After traveling to so many worlds, he still felt that the Calabash Brothers were the most in line with his values, and that if he encountered an evil monster, he would kill it first.
When he opened his eyes again, Tan Wenjie returned to the familiar cave and saw a familiar figure.
"Brother Jie, you..." Yang Jian noticed the huge change in Tan Wenjie's aura, "Have you improved your strength?"
It was the first time he saw someone practicing while sleeping.
"I had a complicated dream." Tan Wenjie sat up, "I need to go out for a while."
Yang Jian said almost instinctively: "Brother Jie, please help me pass a message to Yang Chan, asking her to help Brother Nezha well to repay Nezha's kindness to us brothers and sisters."
Every time after sleeping for two and a half days, the first thing Tan Wenjie did when he woke up was to go to the Nezha Temple. And every time, Yang Jian would be asked by Tan Wenjie if he wanted to help pass on a message, so this time Yang Jian learned to answer quickly.
Tan Wenjie was puzzled: "I didn't say I was going to look for Yang Chan."
Every time I go to the Nezha Temple, it is to find Nezha. What does it have to do with Yang Chan?
"what?"
"I feel like my cultivation is about to improve rapidly. In order not to affect your enthusiasm, I decided to change places."
Go find Nezha after the lottery. There is no need to tell Yang Jian about this, after all, he is looking for Nezha.
Yang Jian was silent.
He felt that what his master Jade Ding Zhenren said was right, that Tan Wenjie's mentality was definitely not something he could compare to.
(End of this chapter)