Chapter 512 Hell Limited Team Skin
Chapter 512 Hell Limited Team Skin
"Are you Jason?"
Freddy felt an indescribable surprise when he saw his old rival after a long absence.
They are all unkillable monsters, and because their hunting circles basically overlap, they will fight when they meet, but isn't this also a kind of old friend?
Jason said nothing, but just obediently pulled Freddy out.
Next it’s time for a major inspection. Chu Renmei will conduct a hunting experiment and will keep killing until she can’t kill anymore.
"Edward?"
Hearing a murmur beside her, Needy opened her eyes.
Huh? You're here, and you're calling another man's name, you scumbag!
Wait, I am Edward, I wrongly blamed her.
"I heard someone talking."
"You must be having a nightmare."
The next morning, when he was sending Nidi to school, Tan Wenjie saw his finally completed customized exorcism website.
It can be put into use, but the number of views is in the single digits.
Trial operation, purchase promotion.
The best option is to advertise and quickly increase your visibility.
"You can shoot a video and upload it to YouTube," the man with glasses suggested, "or ask some internet celebrities to help you advertise."
"for example?"
"Well, she usually dresses up as a nun." The man with glasses showed the notebook.
"OF? Fuck, this is a serious website."
"Of course, you are a legitimate website, but porn is the fastest way to spread."
"Forget it, help my contacts to advertise first." Tan Wenjie felt it necessary to take multiple approaches.
The early stages of starting a business are always difficult.
"That's another price."
"Fuck you!"
"Lend me your car to take some photos." The man with glasses didn't care.
Tan Wenjie casually threw the key to him.
"Let me borrow your car for a while."
"Boss, I happen to have some tricks up my sleeve. I can help you put up an ad for a low price."
Tan Wenjie sat in the passenger seat, chatting with the other party about the development of the website, not caring at all whether a car accident would happen. Even if the car was blown into scrap metal, he could still piece it back together.
After driving around and taking more than a dozen videos, the man with glasses got out of the car satisfied.
Tan Wenjie took Jennifer, Jason, Miles and Freddy to the airport. Because Jennifer was petty and wanted revenge, he had to go against his own style as a positive character and kidnap others.
Currently, the website operator and the only customer service person is Chu Renmei, who has already penetrated the Internet.
Be careful not to mess with the local messy gods. There is a high probability that nothing will happen. There is a small chance that they will not pursue the matter for the sake of "outsourcing", but the possibility is very small.
I opened my phone and took a look. It was a message from Chu Renmei.
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“It turns out that your ability to express yourself is on the Internet.”
Handsome men and beautiful women, as well as people dressed strangely, came to the airport, attracting a lot of onlookers.
Freddy tried to persuade her: "I don't have to take the plane, as long as you call me in your dreams."
"How can we leave you behind for the company's team building?" As a good boss, Tan Wenjie firmly refused.
That is to say, all of them were rotten and smelly, otherwise he would definitely go to Southeast Asia and harvest everything that could be harvested and sell everything that could be sold.
They didn't encounter any trouble when boarding the plane. It was just a minor sleight of hand. If the sky conditions were not unclear and it was not clear whether there was any traffic control, he would have definitely taken everyone directly over.
Now, there is no need to rush. There is plenty of time.
"Edward, aren't we going to fly first class?" Jennifer, who had never traveled far, was very excited.
Although her boss paid for her travel expenses, she was mentally prepared to be used.
I will never miss a better opportunity.
"You want an upgrade? Give me your phone."
Jennifer was puzzled, but still handed him the phone.
Tan Wenjie frowned: "Is your credit card overdue?"
"What's wrong."
"Then there is no way I can help you upgrade your cabin."
Jennifer: “…”
If she could defeat him, she would have fought with Tan Wenjie.
The plane flew across the sky and Tan Wenjie closed his eyes to rest. It was flying too slowly and there were constant air fluctuations. It was completely different from flying in the clouds by himself.
There is a feeling of slowness, tiredness and irritability.
When I come back, I'll find a TV to play with.
After the plane landed, they went straight to the band. Because of their dedication to Jennifer, the band had just been invited to participate in a TV show.
He traveled to various major cities to perform and even developed his own fanatical fans.
On the way, Tan Wenjie asked Jennifer to play two songs for trial listening.
Comment: Ugly.
It turns out that having ability and being popular really have nothing to do with each other.
When he arrived at the TV station, Tan Wenjie had a good temperament, handsome appearance, and extraordinary clothes. He was accompanied by the beautiful girl Jennifer, and followed by the wet Jason and the repairman Miles who looked like bodyguards.
It looks difficult to deal with.
"Do it."
The killer is very good at playing hide-and-seek. He can get out of various visual blind spots and find his prey easily.
They walked to the corner and disappeared in an instant after avoiding everyone's sight.
Tan Wenjie swaggered into the TV station with Jennifer.
Turn the corner and enter the men's restroom.
"Wait." Jennifer pinched her skirt nervously, "Isn't it a bit too fast?"
I thought to myself, no wonder my previous initiatives were useless, it turned out that he liked this kind of tone.
"Is this fast?"
Tan Wenjie pushed open the small door of the bathroom and pointed at the band members piled together inside.
"Woo woo woo!" Several people looked at Jennifer in horror.
The sacrificed people were resurrected and appeared before their eyes, which frightened them to the point of trembling with fear.
"Help me meet the devil once." Tan Wenjie said to the others, "Otherwise I will hand you over to her for her to deal with as she pleases."
Jennifer cooperated very well and tore the corner of her mouth, opening her big mouth full of fangs.
Tan Wenjie glanced at it casually and thought to himself that it was not worth firing. He was afraid that she would be greedy for the chicken roll and one bite would be no different from a dry sawtooth electric fan.
Several people nodded frantically.
They left with their people in a swagger, and no one tried to ask for help. It was definitely not because they tried to ask for help but no one paid attention to them.
To fulfill your wish, you need to return to the town and sacrifice a virgin.
If she is not a virgin, she will be like Jennifer and raise a monster.
"After all, it's a meeting with the devil." Tan Wenjie had never seen a devil before, so he felt that he should be more cautious.
hotel.
Tan Wenjie, who had just been to the church, put down the props he bought.
Holy water, cross, Bible.
The monsters sitting in a circle: "..."
"Does anyone want to try this thing to see if it works?" asked Tan Wenjie.
"..."
Still silent.
"I hope everyone has a spirit of dedication, and someone needs to be brave enough to sacrifice for the team."
There is too much disunity. How can we grow if we are so selfish?
"Then let's play Russian roulette." Tan Wenjie uncorked the holy water bottle. "Whoever is unlucky drinks it. I'll also participate to ensure fairness."
Monsters: “…”
The taciturn Jason and Miles even wanted to swear.
There has never been a moment like now when I want to curse.
"If you don't want to drink, tell me why." Tan Wenjie said very fairly, "I won't force anyone."
"My stomach feels a little uncomfortable." Jennifer raised her hand and said.
"Me, me too," said Freddy.
In the end, Jason and Miles, who were unable to speak, received cross necklaces and were showered with holy water.
Seeing white smoke coming out of the two of them but still acting like tough guys without making a sound, Tan Wenjie felt very relieved. These were good employees.
In the corner, the band members were trembling.
The trip there and back didn’t take long. Jennifer wanted to take some photos and check in in the big city, but after being rejected, she had to reluctantly return to the small town.
Small town, waterfall.
Surrounded by a group of monsters, the band began another sacrificial ceremony.
"We need a sacrifice," said the band's drummer.
"Can she do it?" Tan Wenjie pointed at Jennifer standing beside him.
Jennifer: “?”
"Of course not."
"Then it's him." Tan Wenjie pointed at the lead singer of the band.
"She has to be a virgin."
"Demons cannot assume your gender, so follow the local customs."
"..."
After a scream of "Ah", the lead singer of the band was pushed in by his friends, otherwise they would be the ones to be sacrificed.
Tan Wenjie scanned the waterfall, his gaze penetrating the rushing water.
As the ceremony progressed, a stream of energy penetrated the space and emerged from thin air, then after making a circle, it entered the body of the band's lead singer.
"boom!"
The next moment, the water flowed back, and the lead singer of the band flew up with red eyes and black air all over his body.
The water poured down like a pavement. Tan Wenjie raised his right hand, and the water in front of him separated and ran to both sides, like two huge water wings. To Jennifer and others behind him, it seemed that all the water was avoiding him.
"Who are you!" The devil tilted his head and stared at Tan Wenjie.
"An exorcist from the East."
The fire seal between Tan Wenjie's eyebrows flickered, and an overwhelming demonic energy surged. The sky suddenly became dim and everyone felt as if they were in a sea of blood.
"Are you the Eastern Devil?" The devil suddenly became interested. "I am Satan, what's your name?"
It’s a bit like seeing a foreigner in a closed area where he doesn’t interact with other people.
"Brother Jack."
"Hey, Brother Jie, you can't break the rules." The devil emphasized, "I am here to collect sacrifices and help people realize their wishes. You should go somewhere else and earn souls for yourself."
"How's the market?" Seeing that the other party was very talkative, Tan Wenjie also became interested.
"Not very good. It takes a long time for one to be delivered." The devil who called himself Satan smiled again, "My performance is not bad. In the past few decades, there has been at least one sacrifice every year."
Tan Wenjie: “…”
He thought the other party was really a big devil, but it turned out to be a small bastard.
He had only killed dozens of people in decades. This record would be considered the worst even if it were sent to Lanruo Temple.
"You still want to fulfill your wish?"
"Otherwise, why would they be willing to sacrifice their souls?"
It would be bad enough to take people's souls, but he also wants to fulfill their wishes. What kind of demon is this? He is clearly a philanthropist. In the worlds that Tan Wenjie has experienced, demons and monsters kill people without blinking an eye.
For example, the Black Mountain Old Demon, people are vying to send their brides to him. If they do, they may be punished, but if they don’t, they will definitely be punished.
Tan Wenjie said as a matter of course: "Just kill the person and then take away the soul."
"what?"
Just as the devil was surprised, Tan Wenjie had already grabbed the other's neck with one hand, and electric light flashed on his body.
Since she was so easy to talk to, he stopped pretending.
Jennifer in the distance: "..."
What did she see! A man who claimed to be an exorcist summoned a demon and strangled the demon.
The flames on the demon's body were boiling, and the flames seemed to have their own consciousness. Just like the waterfall before, they actively avoided and could not hurt Tan Wenjie.
"Roar--"
"Snapped!"
Tan Wenjie interrupted the devil's roar with a slap.
"Jason, Miles, Jennifer, Freddy, come and eat the devil!"
Devil: "Fuck!"
He had been eating other people's souls, but this was the first time he was tied to a barbecue and eaten by someone else.
"what do you want?"
"You don't like making deals very much, and I also want to make a deal with you." said Tan Wenjie.
When it comes to the deal, the devil calms down a lot.
This is his area of expertise.
"Give me your magic weapon... the demonic weapon, as well as your abilities, your magic, your strength, whatever it is, and I will set you free."
The devil roared: "Fuck, this is not a deal, this is robbery!"
Tan Wenjie nodded in agreement: "You are right, I am robbing you now, otherwise I will send you to the church for forced labor."
Ten minutes later, Tan Wenjie left the waterfall with Jennifer and other monsters with satisfaction.
[You have obtained the magic power of "Demon Lord Satan", and you have obtained the talent "Demon Lord"]
Demon Lord lv1: Enslave demons and undead, absorb souls to strengthen your own power, current conversion level 5%
[You gain Satan's favorability: -20]
"Is it actually the real Satan, or is it just a coincidence?"
Tan Wenjie is more inclined to believe that it is a coincidence. With Satan's strength and fame, even in different worlds in the West, they must be aware of each other's existence, or at least transcend the three realms.
If he didn't have the same name, his trouble would be a little bigger. If he met a powerful Satan in other worlds in the future, the two sides would definitely have a big fight.
The probability of him defeating his opponent is not very high. Satan is definitely a representative boss among Western villains.
"What about them?" Jennifer pointed at the other members of the band.
On the ground was the body of the band's lead singer, who had been drained dry by Satan.
"Jason, Miles, I leave it to you."
Tan Wenjie turned and left.
Although Jennifer wanted to say that it was a waste to let two murderers do it and it would be better to give herself a meal, but after seeing Tan Wenjie rob Satan and make him run back to hell in shame, she knew that she should be obedient.
On the way back, Tan Wenjie drove and complained that his employees were all useless and couldn't even produce a driver's license.
When they returned to the antique shop, there was no need for Tan Wenjie to order Miles, Jason, Freddy and other monsters to hide immediately. It was not that they did not want to escape, but the premise was that they could deal with Chu Renmei and get rid of the other party's positioning.
Countless experiences of being killed have taught them to be obedient. Killing anyone is no different.
Tan Wenjie looked in the mirror, trying to find the part of himself that was connected to the Demon Lord. No horns grew on his forehead, and his eyes did not change color.
Still handsome enough to make people jealous.
"What's the problem with me..." Jennifer asked tentatively.
"I can try."
Tan Wenjie invoked the demon lord's absorption power and found that it was not difficult to extract Jennifer's demonic power, but she would die after that power was extracted.
As a truly decent character, he would never kill innocent people indiscriminately.
It was not because Jennifer was obedient and beautiful and pleasing to the eye, nor was it because Jennifer was too weak and it made no difference whether she was killed or not, and it was not because Jennifer agreed to work well for him.
However, he can help the other party to transform so that he is not unable to eat any food except humans.
……
"Click——"
Tan Wenjie put down the camera, looked at the photos, and nodded with satisfaction.
He has different jobs in different worlds. He has worked in the film and television industry, and taking pictures is just a small thing for him.
Jennifer, who was posing opposite, also breathed a sigh of relief and quickly came over to see the contents of the photo.
"You took great photos," she praised sincerely.
"You have a devilish charm," Tan Wenjie explained. "You don't even need to edit the photos. We can just post them on the website."
Website owner: Demon Lord Tan Wenjie Edward
Website customer service: Chu Renmei
Website Attraction Girl: Jennifer
Website staff: Black Mountain Old Demon, Miles, Jason, Freddy, Jennifer, and Tan Wenjie.
As a devil with full charm, when Jennifer's photo was posted on the website, the website suddenly saw a surge in traffic.
Tan Wenjie's first business order finally came.
A man suspected that there was something wrong with the doll he bought because he found that no matter how he disposed of the doll, it would appear in his home. He hoped that an exorcist would come to his house and take the doll away.
The website provides an appointment function, and the other party made an appointment for exorcism in the afternoon.
The other party is in San Francisco, so he needs to fly over or ask Chu Renmei to go over and type in a coordinate, and then drill through the screen.
The first business deal is very important; all things are difficult at the beginning.
Tan Wenjie changed into black clothes, carried a suitcase filled with snacks and drinks, pretended to be professional, then bent down and got into the screen.
The scenery changed, his leather shoes stepped on the ground, and he had arrived in San Francisco.
After tidying up his clothes, Tan Wenjie rang the doorbell.
After a while, a young man opened the door. He looked at Tan Wenjie in surprise and said, "Are you, the exorcist?"
"Yes."
"You came really quickly."
“We focus on efficiency.”
"Please come in."
The young man led the way and told his strange experience. After being entangled by the scary doll, his life became a mess.
"Don't worry." Tan Wenjie said, "The matter will be resolved soon."
On the bed in the bedroom, there is a doll lying. No matter which country or culture it is, dolls are always the easiest carriers to attract dirty things.
This is the doll... maybe it should be called a silicone doll.
Tan Wenjie asked: "Do you like Rem very much?"
No wonder the young man was so scared that he placed the order immediately. If it were me, I should be happy that my motionless girlfriend suddenly had a soul and came back to life.
I can’t understand the other person’s train of thought, but it’s definitely not normal.
When Tan Wenjie looked at the puppet, its head happened to be facing the door.
"What do you call it?"
He walked forward and held down the puppet's head.
"not talking?"
As he said this, he suddenly pulled out the puppet's head with force. A visible black smoke spurted out from the puppet's neck and turned into a smoky black python that stabbed towards him.
The young man who followed in was startled and fell to the ground, but his eyes were always fixed on the terrifying black smoke.
"Bang!" Tan Wenjie raised his hand and pinched the black smoke, forced it back into the puppet, and violently pushed the puppet's head back.
"What's your name?" Tan Wenjie asked again. He released his hand that was pressing on the puppet's head, turned around and picked up the box.
The young man sitting on the ground had his eyes filled with anticipation, perhaps he was about to witness a great exorcism battle.
However, after the box was opened, it was filled with snacks.
The snacks were given by Needy and Jennifer, and at a glance they were all desserts, which did not suit his eating habits at all.
In the end, he just found a lollipop and put it in his mouth, and the least sweet thing was actually sugar.
Doll: "Annie."
"I said my real name."
"Rupert." The voice became that of a man.
"Fuck, then why are you possessing a boy doll instead of a dress doll?!"
Faced with the young man's pleading eyes, Tan Wenjie finally picked up the Bible.
I glanced at it twice, but couldn't read it.
Then he grabbed the doll with both hands and smashed it roughly.
"Bang", "Bang", "Bang", when he stopped, the black air on the puppet's body was barely detectable.
He then glared at it, and absorbed it as a stream of energy.
[Maximum life +2]
Compared with the attribute of killing people and harvesting, killing fierce ghosts is more efficient.
"The problem has been solved." Tan Wenjie stood up and said to the young man, "Remember to give a good review on the website. If any of your friends are also entangled by dirty things, you can make an appointment on the website at any time."
"Thank you." The young man got up and asked, "Aren't you going to take her back?"
"You can find a home for it in the trash yourself, or continue to use it."
If it is a doll, maybe he can help deal with it, but forget about it if it is made of silicone. He has to keep a safe distance from the customer's girlfriend, including the ex-girlfriend.
"TV ghost, go home."
"Yes."
The TV ghost appeared, searched for channels, turned back to the small town antique shop, waited for Tan Wenjie to step into the TV, and left one hand outside the TV.
When his feet landed on the ground, he pulled suddenly with his hand and the TV ghost was brought back.
After the success of the first business, the second order soon came, then the third and fourth orders, and he tried to send Jason and others out.
In order to prevent them from suddenly getting addicted to killing and attacking customers, Tan Wenjie had to impose restrictions.
If someone hits a customer, then give more food to other colleagues in batches.
The monsters were very obedient and cooperative. As the website developed rapidly, people on the Internet began to pay attention to it.
Some people use the website as a place to gather curious stories and listen to people telling horror stories.
The message board of the website has also become a place for communication.
[I think I should list all the employees' information. The last time I was helped to kill evil spirits, it was a wet strong man wearing a hockey mask. He was really strong, and I even became wet.]
[The repairman was really strong. He didn't say a word after being stabbed twice.]
[Am I the only one interested in the female exorcist in the blue robe? To be honest, I think she is scarier than a ghost.]
[Then you must have never seen how beautiful the face is under the long hair]
[Why doesn't anyone talk about Edward? Compared to the employees who don't like to talk, Edward is humorous, handsome and stylish]
Antique shop.
Tan Wenjie tapped the table with his fingers, looked at the employees sitting around, and read out the comments.
"Edward is not only good at exorcism, but also very good at soothing people. Especially his slender fingers holding a cigarette are really sexy."
"Edward..."
Jennifer turned and looked at the others.
All are playing dumb.
No one says anything, right? Not even myself.
"Although 80% of the people are praising me," Tan Wenjie emphasized, "at least 20% are talking about you. Don't be complacent and work hard."
There will be no reward for working hard, but if you don't work hard, his power will be absorbed directly to strengthen you.
Monsters: “…”
"Jennifer still has a set of photos to take, everyone else keep working. Don't complain about not having a vacation. Are you working for me? It's for yourselves. And you would have died a long time ago. It would be boring to just lie there like a corpse, right?"
"..."
"Forget it, let's adjourn the meeting."
Tan Wenjie felt quite exhausted. How could he achieve good results if he couldn't mobilize a group of enthusiastic employees?
The progress bar has struggled to reach 20% in recent times, and he is screening appointments that may encounter some "plots".
After the other killers left, Jennifer said, "There's a chainsaw killer recently."
The last piece of the puzzle of the four great murderers, the Texas Chainsaw Massacre, finally has news.
As for why The Texas Chainsaw Massacre didn't appear in Texas, no one cares.
"address."
"I'll send it to your phone."
Tan Wenjie quickly packed up and went downstairs, just in time to run into Nidi.
She even waved and greeted Jason and the others enthusiastically. Perhaps she had already noticed that something was wrong with these people, but her good friend Jennifer was here, and her boyfriend was too, so she could only hypnotize herself and pretend that she didn't notice anything.
"Edward, are you going out again?"
"I'm going to interview an employee and will be back tonight."
"I brought apple pie."
"Then I will definitely come back as soon as possible."
He was very averse to eating lethal amounts of sweets. Having tried all kinds of delicacies in the world, this kind of heavy-tasting dessert had no appeal to him at all.
Definitely going to be back later tonight.
Nidi leaned close to his ear and whispered, "I have prepared the clothes we agreed on last time."
A gleam of light flashed in Tan Wenjie's eyes.
Jennifer on the side curled her lips secretly. She didn't believe that Nidi could be more coquettish than herself. It was simply because Tan Wenjie had never tasted good food. She was confident that she would just try it once.
But this man is damn innocent.
I am a little envious of my best friend. She is handsome, rich, innocent, and even robbed Satan. She doesn’t have to worry about going to hell when she dies. Hell may be her backyard.
The roar of the engine faded away, but it brought a smile to Needy's face.
farm.
Tan Wenjie stopped the car and rushed in.
A man holding a chainsaw noticed him and was about to take action when his fist quickly enlarged in his sight.
The man fell straight to the ground and became unconscious.
"It just so happens that my chainsaw is gone." Tan Wenjie picked up the chainsaw.
Buzz, the saw chain roars.
Maybe it was because he had killed too few people, or maybe the killer in front of him was very weak, far inferior to Freddy's claws, Jason's machete, and Miles' kitchen knife.
He raised his hand and cast a spell, summoning a giant ball of water to hit the unconscious man in the face.
"Would you like to join me?"
"Fake!"
Tan Wenjie was not surprised at all. He poked the other person's head with his finger and watched his progress bar increase by 5% again. At least the trip was not in vain.
Absorb the opponent's soul energy, pick up the chainsaw and leave the farm.
"boom!"
The farm exploded and the heat wave reached the sky.
A real man only needs to move forward and not look back at the explosion.
In the scorching heat wave, the car flew out and drove into the distance.
In the antique shop, Nidi looked at Tan Wenjie who came in with a chainsaw and asked, "So soon?"
"You know, apple pie is my favorite."
Jennifer on the side: "..."
While no one is looking at you, roll your eyes.
As Needy screamed "Ah" with joy, she was picked up.
Her legs subconsciously clamped around his waist and her hands wrapped around the back of his neck.
"Wait, didn't you say apple pie? Jennifer is still here."
"Jennifer just happens to have other things to do." Tan Wenjie went upstairs.
Jennifer nodded: "Yes, I have other things to do, you don't have to worry about me."
She didn't even move her butt.
Listening to the busy sounds upstairs, Jennifer snorted unhappily and picked up the apple pie on the table and took a bite.
Her brows immediately frowned, and her devilish teeth were almost broken by the sweetness.
A few more months passed.
Exorcism websites have been thoroughly developed, and some people even posted photos of themselves with Jason, Miles, Freddy, and others online.
The Exorcist, which covered the entire United States, began to be associated with "fashion trends".
As a result, Tan Wenjie has recently been contacted by some brands hoping to cooperate with him to develop IP, while others hope to jointly produce peripheral products.
Tan Wenjie, who makes profits by exploiting his employees, disdains this. His employees don't need to eat, drink or sleep, and can work intensively 24 hours a day, and all the money they earn is given to him.
He had enough money to spend so there was no need to focus on making money. What he needed was to hunt monsters, complete the tasks as much as possible and then leave.
At the same time, you can also eat more demons and fierce ghosts to improve your strength.
The more Tan Wenjie refused to cooperate with the outside world, the more people spent money hoping to get the opportunity for the first cooperation.
There were even TV stations trying to invite them to their shows.
There are all kinds of people trying to take advantage of the popularity, and some people fill out fake applications in the hope of attracting them. However, to their disappointment, no one succeeds, as if the website has its own identification ability.
This mystery makes people more obsessed and want to know more about the exorcist on the website.
The number of collections in the antique shop is increasing, all of which are related to the curse. Because there are too many wrong things stuffed in it, the place is gloomy and uncomfortable during the day.
Tan Wenjie held the laptop in one hand and quickly browsed the filtered information on the website background.
In a sense, Chu Renmei is his artificial intelligence butler, who possesses abilities similar to those of a computer virus, and this ability has nothing to do with science; it is pure metaphysics.
"Possessed? No one went? What, Jason went and got slaughtered? What about Montenegro, was he on a business trip to Southeast Asia?"
Jason was a good employee of his.
"Forget it, I'll go over there."
Tan Wenjie changed his clothes and went out.
When he arrived at his destination, it was already completely dark. There were few pedestrians nearby at night, but the street lights were already on.
Ring the doorbell.
An enlarged potato catches the eye.
Tan Wenjie looked at Brother Potato and said, "I am an exorcist."
"The last person who came was killed, and I called the police," said Potato Brother, "but the police didn't find the body and said I must have been hallucinating."
"He's not dead." Tan Wenjie said, "He's just slightly injured."
"So that's how it is." Brother Potato breathed a sigh of relief. He said, "Just a while ago, my daughter suddenly became a different person. She has very strong powers and laughs strangely every day."
"What are the details?" asked Tan Wenjie.
"Because of her looks." Brother Potato pointed at himself, "My daughter's classmates said she would inherit my looks. After that, my daughter became a little mysterious. I really don't know what to do."
"You can save up 25 sunlight and then find the bastard who bullied your daughter and kill him together."
"Huh?" Brother Potato didn't understand.
Tan Wenjie didn't explain the little-known facts about Plants vs. Zombies, but just said, "Don't worry, you can leave it to me. I'm a professional."
The two came to the bedroom door, a pink door.
Tan Wenjie knocked on the door gently and pushed it open.
A little girl was lying on the bed, grinning at him with her teeth bared and sticky liquid oozing out of them.
"Satan?" Tan Wenjie asked tentatively.
The little girl's voice was eerie: "Brother Jie?"
Brother Potato: “?”
I don't understand, could it be an acquaintance?
"Hahaha, I didn't expect to see you here." Tan Wenjie seemed happy and surprised. He pulled a chair over and sat down, chatting like old friends. "How are you doing recently?"
"After I was caught by you last time, I went back to hell and rested for a long time, damn!" The little girl Satan cursed, "It's all your fault that I was laughed at by those bastards."
"Then I should apologize to you." Tan Wenjie had a smile on his face. "So you are ready to make a comeback this time?"
"Fuck." Satan cursed, "I just came up, why are you here?"
"This is the Internet age." Tan Wenjie took out his phone and opened his website. "Look, this is my exorcism website. It has a high number of daily visitors. People can contact me when they need help. This is no longer the old days. People like you who only kill one person a year and have low efficiency are destined to be eliminated."
Satan: "..."
Nowadays, even if you are a demon, you must keep up with the times, otherwise you will be abandoned by the times.
What made Satan even more upset was that the power that was robbed of him by Tan Wenjie was not much, but he could now clearly feel that the power belonging to the demon lord had increased a lot.
In just a few months, the souls he devoured were at least equal to his own decades of hard work.
"What have you been eating lately?" Satan asked.
"Bad guys, murderers, monsters, ghosts." Tan Wenjie did not hide anything. "In short, they are all people who deserve to die but don't need to go to hell."
"They tasted bad and were smelly."
"Do we need to care about taste in order to enhance our strength?" Tan Wenjie wondered.
The devil is so hypocritical.
Place them in the east, no matter how dirty or smelly they are, we will catch them all and use them to practice.
When he swallowed the red-robed fire ghost, the taste was even worse.
Satan: "..."
The two sides have too different values and can't talk to each other.
"Go through the procedure?" Tan Wenjie asked, putting down the box.
"Fuck, don't let me touch you next time."
[Satan's favorability towards you: -10]
"and many more!"
Tan Wenjie grabbed the other person's wrist.
Brother Potato, who had been listening to the conversation between the two parties from a distance, shuddered. Why did the demons want to leave but the exorcist refused?
"Robbery!"
"Fake!"
[Satan's favorability towards you: -10]
The favorability has reached -40, and the relationship between the two parties has officially entered a stage of endless hatred, but Tan Wenjie doesn't care at all.
He may not be a match for his opponent in hell, but he is still better than the other person in the human world.
Satan stared at Tan Wenjie fiercely: "Do you think you will win?"
The furniture in the room shook violently, and Brother Potato stepped back subconsciously.
Even the knives and forks in the kitchen not far away flew over and aimed at Tan Wenjie.
"Ding."
Tan Wenjie raised his hands, but his knife and fork seemed to hit an invisible wall and he could not move forward even half a step.
"Don't make a fuss, new clothes."
No one cared how exaggerated Brother Potato's expression was as he watched the exorcist fighting the devil. The whole room was shaking as Satan used almost all of his strength.
Tan Wenjie just raised his hands and resisted quietly.
The cabinet hovered in the air.
"Bang" the cabinet fell to the ground.
Satan yelled, "You win."
As a demon, this was the first time that it suffered a loss because the other party was too unruly. When a demon went out and wanted to kill someone, it would fulfill other people's wishes. However, Satan suffered losses twice in all these years, and both were related to the unruly man in front of him.
[You have obtained the magic power of "Demon Lord Satan", and your talent "Demon Lord" level has been upgraded]
Demon Lord lv2: Enslave demons and undead, absorb souls to strengthen your own power, the current conversion level is 10%; you unlock "Demon Lord (skin)".
[Demon Lord (skin): Hell-only team skin, selected equipment 0/10]
I didn't expect that the most suitable target for me to get rewards was Satan.
"and many more."
Seeing Satan, who had fulfilled his wish once again, about to leave, Tan Wenjie hurriedly asked, "Where are you going next time?"
"Fake!"
"If you don't say it, don't say it."
He thought about the feasibility of going to hell to fight Satan, but finally reason prevailed on him.
There's no need to take the risk.
He looked down at the girl on the bed.
"Why didn't it change back?" Tan Wenjie cursed, "That bastard must have done something!"
It actually made the child so swollen and drooling in the mouth.
Brother Potato came over at this time.
"My baby, you finally recovered~"
Tan Wenjie: “…”
He was wrong to blame Satan, the child was just like that.
As the other party thanked him, Tan Wenjie said goodbye and left. He was worried that if he couldn't help but tell the truth, he would really be dragged into the explosion by the potato mine that Brother Potato had turned into.
After returning to the antique shop, Tan Wenjie called Jason and selected him to use the Demon Lord's team skin.
Jason's body trembled, and hellfire spewed out from the eyes of the hockey mask. The flames slowly wrapped around his body and eventually turned into a branding rune like magma.
"That's it?"
He picked up Jason's machete and chopped it down.
Flames actually spewed out of the wound, but the flames automatically moved away just before they touched Tan Wenjie's body.
“A team skin that comes with fire magic damage counterattack.”
It is somewhat useful. When combined with Jason who is immortal, it can definitely maximize its capabilities.
He also put on the skin of the demon lord. Unlike Jason, whose skin was so simple that it only had a lava rune, Tan Wenjie actually grew two long horns on his forehead. His strength and control over fire also increased, but the increase was not obvious.
He is too ugly and doesn't like to wear clothes. He only likes his human appearance. Having three heads and six arms is his limit. He has no interest in becoming a non-human Tan Wenjie.
All the monsters and demons in the world are trying their best to transform into humans, so why should he go the long way around?
Find a chance to brush Satan more often, maybe you can raise the level of his skin.
Just after taking off the skin, Needy and Jennifer came after school.
Jason couldn't ask about her detailed feelings since she didn't speak, but it was different for Jennifer.
Jennifer felt Tan Wenjie's fiery gaze on her.
My spring has finally arrived.
(End of this chapter)