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"Wow, as a man living alone, he can actually keep his room so clean. He is indeed a big brother."
Houmei sighed as she looked at the tidy room.
"Haha, because the room is small and I don't have many things, it looks tidy."
"And speaking of living alone, Shin-chan still sleeps with me every day."
"You can actually take care of children, big brother is really amazing."
Looking at Houmei's admiring eyes, Xiaoshan Yi smiled.
"well enough."
"Uh-huh."
Houmei put down her small backpack and sat aside obediently, holding her doll.
Xiao Shanyi looked at the homework on his desk and decided to put it away first. He heard that some children have runny noses.
Then, the two of them sat opposite each other with nothing to do.
"Hehehe, hehehe, hehehe."
Looking at Houmei humming a song and playing with toys, Xiaoshanyi asked, "Houmei, do you want to go to 202 next door? Xiaoxin and Xiaokui are there, and there are TVs and snacks."
"No."
"Hey! Why?"
"Because Hou Mei is running away from home now. If my mother's senior knows about this, he will definitely inform my mother."
Pretty smart.
Xiaoshan Yi sighed at Houmei's careful consideration.
"Then I'll go bring Shin-chan and Aoi over here to play with you?"
"No, they might betray Hou Mei's whereabouts to my mother's predecessors, and then my mother's predecessors will contact me, and then Hou Mei's plan will fail."
Are little girls nowadays so thoughtful?
Xiao Shanyi smiled awkwardly.
"Well, Houmei, you think it's quite comprehensive."
"Of course."
Houmei raised her little chin proudly.
"I can draw upon all the failures in the TV series to create a perfect runaway."
Houmei looked at Xiaoshanyi seriously.
"Rule 1: Find someone you can trust!"
I don't know why, but after hearing what you said, even the thought of contacting Sister Meiya felt guilty.
Xiao Shanyi forced a smile.
"Um, thank you."
"It's okay. Rule number two: The most dangerous place is the safest place."
Xiao Shan Yi suddenly realized.
"Oh, this is what they call the darkest place under the lamp."
Houmei looked at Xiaoshanyi strangely.
"Brother, isn't it daytime now? Of course the lights are off."
"Haha, that's not what it means to be in the dark under the lamp. You'll understand when you grow up."
"Well, is that so? I feel like I've learned something new."
"What? Have you figured out what it means to be in the dark under the lamp?"
"No, now I have one more excuse to fool my mother."
……
Do you know you have been fooled?
Looking at the serious Hou Mei, Xiao Shanyi couldn't help but sigh, wondering if little girls nowadays watch too many and too diverse TV dramas.
For a moment, Xiao Shanyi thought of a little girl waving a rabbit.
"Well, after all this talk, you must be thirsty and hungry, I'll go get you some snacks, okay?"
Xiao Shanyi was afraid that Hou Mei might be worried, so he assured her, "Don't worry, big brother will never betray you."
But I don’t know if Shin-chan will be attracted by the snacks.
As a result, Xiaoshan Yi's plan was killed by Houmei before it was even launched.
"no need."
"why?"
“Third rule: Be sure to reduce behaviors that could expose you.”
Houmei looked at Xiaoshanyi seriously.
"If you, Big Brother, bring Shin-chan here, Houmei will be in trouble."
……
Good...so awesome.
Xiao Shanyi had no choice but to save the country in a roundabout way.
"But, Houmei, aren't you thirsty or hungry? I remember there are delicious jellies in the refrigerator in Room 202."
Upon hearing this, Hou Mei touched her belly.
"Well, after hearing what you said, I am indeed a little hungry."
"Isn't it? Don't worry, big brother will definitely bring the things quietly (careless) and without leaving any trace (noisy gongs and drums)."
The excited Xiao Shanyi stood up immediately, but...
"No need, big brother."
"why?"
Houmei did not answer the surprised Xiaoshanyi, but instead rummaged through her own bag.
"The fourth rule when running away from home: be sure to prepare food and water."
Houmei took out some snacks, fruits and a bottle of drink from her bag.
"Come on, big brother. Hou Mei will treat you today. This is a thank you gift for taking me in."
Xiao Shanyi looked at the table which was fully furnished with everything from snacks to fruits to drinks.
Is your backpack a Dora brand?
"Well, I don't need that."
Ah!
When Hou Mei heard this, her eyes suddenly became serious.
"Rule 5: If you don't tie people to the same front, you can't trust them 100%."
Then she smiled sweetly.
"Big brother, you also hope that Houmei will trust you."
As he said that, he held up a banana and handed it to Xiaoshanyi.
"Here, big brother, eat it quickly."
Xiaoshan Yi looked at Hou Mei with twitching cheeks.
This boy has a bright future.
Hou Mei didn't care about Xiao Shanyi's expression, her sweetness was accompanied by a hint of coercion.
"Ah~~"
"Aww!"
what!
Xiaoshan Yi's face was filled with surprise, and Hou Mei's face was filled with astonishment.
Shin-chan!
"Mmm, this banana is delicious."
Xiaoxin covered his face with his hands happily and twisted his body.
"Xiao Xin, why are you here?"
Facing Xiao Shanyi's happy smile, Xiao Shanyi said seriously: "Why, did I ruin your good thing?"
Nani?
(??)
Xiao Xin put his hands behind his back and said pretentiously: "Xiao Yi, are you planning to cheat on me?"
……
"What on earth are you thinking about┐('～`；)┌"
Houmei looked at Xiaoxin warily.
"Xiao Xin, why are you here?"
"Oh, your mom asked me to come over. She said she ordered pizza and asked you to eat at our house."
"Why does my mother know that I'm here? Could it be that..."
Facing Houmei's suspicious gaze, Xiaoshan Yi quickly waved his hands.
"It's none of my business. I'm innocent."