Chapter 516: People are not smart, and you are teasing them

Chapter 516: People are not smart, and you are teasing them

Chapter 516: People are not smart, and you are teasing them

It's a new week and everyone has to go to work again.

Soon, I worked hard until the end of the day.

Before leaving get off work, Liu Haizhong was called and went to the office alone.

I don’t know what they said in the office, but after Liu Haizhong came out, he kept smiling.

Finally, back in the yard, Liu Haizhong couldn't help it anymore.

"Hahaha, from now on I will be Team Leader Liu!"

"I'm an official now! I'm an official now! Hahahaha!"

"Let's see who dares to yell at me from now on. Sooner or later, that idiot workshop director will be taken down by me!"

Liu Haizhong walked with a proud gait, raised his proud head and looked at people haughtily.

Before Li Kailang entered the yard, he heard Liu Haizhong's extremely arrogant words.

Only Liu Haizhong could say this, after all, he had been suppressed for too long.

When the brothers Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu heard what Liu Haizhong said, their eyes lit up. It didn’t matter whether they became officials or not. What was important was that they might not be beaten in the future.

"Dad" The two brothers were about to say congratulations, but Liu Haizhong's face darkened and he scolded: "You two little bastards, don't call me dad anymore."

"You have to call me Team Leader Liu from now on, do you hear me? You are so disrespectful. If others knew that you two little brats are my sons, how would I save my dignity?"

Liu Guangtian: ???

Liu Guangfu: ???

Everyone in the courtyard:
Yan Bugui asked curiously, "Second Uncle, how did you become the team leader?"

"Humph, how else could I be appointed? The leader must have seen through my abilities and made me the team leader."

"Can you recognize pearls with your eyes? You must have a discerning eye to recognize pearls."

Liu Haizhong blushed and waved his hand awkwardly: "Well, it's almost the same idea."

"Look, this person who has never been to school has become a team leader. It's so unfair!" Xu Damao couldn't help but sigh to the sky.

Liu Haizhong said angrily, "Bullshit, I have studied, but I am still in junior high school, I don't know how many people I am better than."

Xu Damao's ears hurt from the noise and he hurried away.

"Hmph, you look down on people!" Liu Haizhong raised his head, walked in a square step, and walked around the yard excitedly.

He would grab anyone he met in the front yard and tell them about his official position. He went from house to house and told them that he wanted everyone in the yard to know that he was an official.

As soon as Li Kailang entered the front yard, before he could go home, he was noticed by Liu Haizhong, who came up to him in two steps.

Seeing this, Li Kailang wanted to say a few words of congratulations just for the sake of his gesture.

On the contrary, Liu Haizhong was extremely excited when he saw Li Kailang, and it seemed that he didn't feel anything when talking to other people.

Liu Haizhong patted Li Kailang on the shoulder and said, "Xiao Li, you can't call me Uncle Er anymore. I've been promoted to the head of the workshop now."

"From now on, you have to call me Team Leader Liu. Come on, call me that!"

After saying that, Liu Haizhong raised his head slightly towards Li Kailang, as if he was teasing a dog, almost saying "suck suck suck".

Seeing this, Li Kailang's face darkened: "Wow, uncle, this is amazing. If you know you, you are just a team leader, but if you don't know you, you would think you are the factory director."

"Why are you so arrogant just as a team leader? Why don't you have a party so that everyone can have some fun."

"Let's start the meal?" Yan Bugui's eyes lit up, and the others were almost the same.

"Team Leader Liu, if you ask me, this is a huge happy event, we have to have a big party to celebrate, don't you think?"

Upon hearing this, Liu Haizhong's face instantly turned pale. Being a team leader only meant he could supervise some people a little bit, and the salary wasn't increased by a penny.

Eating a feast? What you eat is not a feast, but his blood!
"Get out!" Liu Haizhong waved his hand impatiently, and the joy of becoming a team leader disappeared in an instant.

Li Kailang then said sarcastically, "By the way, Second Uncle, my transport team and your workshop are not in the same system. Unless you become the factory director, you are nothing but Second Uncle in my eyes."

"That's not right. When you even lose your manager, you will be nothing."

When everyone heard Li Kailang's insults to Liu Haizhong, they couldn't help but burst into laughter: "Hahaha!"

"Xiao Li, you are speaking truthfully."

"Yeah, why didn't I think of that? We're not from the same workshop, so why should we be afraid? We're fitters, and Liu Haizhong and I are not from the same workshop."

"That's right, I'm just a team leader, not an official, why are you so proud?"

Hearing the ridicule from everyone, Liu Haizhong's expression changed again and again, like colorful black.

Seeing this, Li Kailang naturally would not let it go and directly used his ultimate move.

"Second uncle has only a primary school education and can be a team leader. Guangqi graduated from a technical secondary school, so he must be a section chief now, right?"

In an instant, Liu Haizhong's face turned the color of liver, and he said angrily:
"Bah! Don't mention that little bastard to me on such a happy day!"

Li Kailang replied secretly: "Liu Guangqi is a little jerk, and you are a big jerk."

"You!" Liu Haizhong pointed at Li Kailang, angry but not daring to say anything, not knowing what to say.

"What's going on, everyone? Why are you all here?" Xu Damao came late, pushing his bicycle, not knowing what had happened in the yard.

Li Kailang explained: "Hey, isn't it that Second Uncle got promoted to the workshop leader? Shouldn't I congratulate him?"

"I don't know what happened to Team Leader Liu? Why is he unhappy?"

"What! Liu Haizhong, you really became an official?" Xu Damao couldn't bear the news at once and was shocked. He really couldn't accept it in his heart.

"Hey, Damao, how do you talk like that? You have to talk about Team Leader Liu. It's impolite to call him by his name." Li Kailang pretended to scold him.

Liu Haizhong turned around and saw Xu Damao. Looking at his stunned expression, he felt much better instantly.

With a serious face, he said, "Xu Damao, what do you mean by that? Do you look down on me? I am the real team leader, and I will be in office tomorrow."

"This is Director Yang who personally appointed me as the team leader. You are just a small employee, stay away from me and don't get close to me."

After saying that, Liu Haizhong pretended to adjust his clothes, acting like a very proud villain.

After hearing this, Xu Damao was not annoyed, and nodded repeatedly: "Yes, yes, yes, look at my broken mouth, what I said is not right, I am sorry, Uncle Liu."

"Oh no, it's Team Leader Liu, Team Leader Liu!"

As he said this, Xu Damao slapped himself twice.

"Yeah." Liu Haizhong was very pleased with Xu Damao's attitude and nodded with great satisfaction, but he thought in his heart that this was the reaction and attitude of a normal person.

He glanced at Li Kailang next to him and said, "Humph, he has read so much that he has no manners at all. It's a miracle that such a person can go to night school!"

Xu Damao continued, "Team Leader Liu, you've been promoted, so you have to treat us all to a meal. Otherwise, how will we know that you've been promoted?"

Liu Haizhong looked at Yan Bugui who was rubbing his hands with a fawning look on his face. It seemed that Yan Bugui was still harboring evil intentions.

Eat a meal? Eat shit, aren't we all just waiting for a sucker to treat us to a meal?
If he agreed, his Liu family would be in trouble.

Liu Haizhong still knows what is important and what is not. At least now is not the time to treat guests.

"Ahem~ Well, there's no rush for this matter right now. I'll invite you later when I have time. Don't worry, I'll remember this and won't forget it."

"Oh~" Everyone was disappointed when they saw that they failed to deceive successfully.

Xu Damao suddenly thought of a bad idea: "Team Leader Liu, why are you still in the front yard? Why don't you go and talk to the middle court?"

"I think Shazhu is the one who disobeys you the most. And Yi Zhonghai and Jia Dongxu, all three of them disobey you. Let's see if they dare to disobey you this time."

Everyone in the front yard looked at Xu Damao and secretly gave him a thumbs up: "This is a good idea, it will be fun again."

Li Kailang couldn't help but marvel at Xu Damao's idea, what a bad one!
Isn't this a mockery?

"Yes! Damao, this is a good idea." Liu Haizhong's eyes suddenly lit up and he patted Xu Damao on the shoulder.

Immediately, a group of people came to the central courtyard to join in the fun.

"Shazhu, open the door, open the door!" Xu Damao knocked on the door and it made a loud bang.

Seeing Xu Damao acting as the vanguard for Liu Haizhong, it was unclear who was cheating whom. "Xu Damao, do you really want to die?" Sha Zhu picked up a rolling pin and came out to settle accounts with Xu Damao.

Sha Zhu and Jin Huainu were having a sweet time, but their happy mood took a sharp turn for the worse after being interrupted by Xu Damao.

I don’t know why Xu Damao, who is usually smart, becomes so stupid when he meets Sha Zhu.

"Oh my God!" Xu Damao was so scared that he quickly hid behind his bangs.

"Silly Zhu, Team Leader Liu is here, you better behave yourself, or else don't blame Team Leader Liu for being rude!"

"Shazhu, what do you want to do!" Liu Haizhong was pushed out by Xu Damao. He glanced at the rolling pin and had to come out reluctantly.

Sha Zhu just flicked his bangs and slapped his palms with the rolling pin from time to time: "Second uncle, are you here to help Xu Damao?"

"Hey, Shazhu, how can you talk like that? The person standing in front of you is Team Leader Liu, not Second Uncle, look carefully." Xu Damao added fuel to the fire.

"Oh? Really? When did Second Uncle become the team leader?" Sha Zhu looked straight at Liu Haizhong.

At this moment, Liu Haizhong cursed in his heart, Xu Damao was looking for trouble, and where were the two brothers Liu Guangtian? Why didn't they come out to help him?

"It's about getting off work. The new team leader was appointed by Director Yang himself." Liu Haizhong pretended to be calm.

"That's right, Shazhu, I advise you not to be ungrateful. This is Team Leader Liu, who was appointed by Director Yang himself." Xu Damao was still clamoring.

Liu Haizhong was cursing in his heart and wanted to turn around and kick Xu Damao to tell him to stop nagging, otherwise he would get beaten.

"That's right, Shazhu. I was appointed by Director Yang himself. You better show me some respect from now on."

"Hmph, you are just a small official, why are you so arrogant? If you show off again, I will cook you a meal and make you die of salt!"

When it comes to eating, Liu Haizhong immediately shuts up.

"Hmph!" Sha Zhu sneered, looked at the two of them with contempt, and then slammed the door shut.

"Hey, Team Leader Liu, look at that bastard Shazhu. He doesn't respect you. Can you stand this? Pick up a weapon and beat him up!" Xu Damao encouraged from the side.

Liu Haizhong angrily said: "Shut up! Get away from me too, you have nothing to say!"

He wanted to show off, not get beaten for nothing.

After cursing, Liu Haizhong felt sulky in his heart, thinking that he really could not beat Shazhu.

After being scolded, Xu Damao didn't care, and continued: "Team Leader Liu, you think Sha Zhu is not good enough, and there is Yi Zhonghai, he is not the team leader, this is just showing off."

"Yes, that's right!" Liu Haizhong's eyes lit up immediately and he patted Xu Damao's shoulder with great satisfaction.

The group immediately went to Yi's house.

"Old Yi, I'm the team leader now. How is that? Isn't that awesome? You're only an eighth-level worker, so why can't you be the team leader?"

Yi Zhonghai sat there calmly, and he was not angry when he heard Liu Haizhong say that.

"Well, what Team Leader Liu said is true. I, a Level 8 worker, am indeed no match for you. Congratulations, Team Leader Liu."

"Oh, no." At this moment, it was Liu Haizhong who was at a loss.

His full-strength punch actually hit cotton, and he felt as uncomfortable as if he had eaten shit. This was not the result he wanted.

"Hey, Yi Zhonghai, how can you talk like that? Team Leader Liu is talking to you in person, and you are just being perfunctory to him?" Xu Damao shouted from the side.

Yi Zhonghai raised his eyelids slightly: "I'm sorry, Team Leader Liu, I'm not in good health and my mind is not very sharp, so I can't think so much for a while."

"You are a magnanimous man, please forgive me." He said, and waved his hand perfunctorily.

At this moment, Liu Haizhong felt that not only did he have shit in his mouth, but his butt was also poked. It would be better if he didn't come.

"Hmph!" With a cold snort, Liu Haizhong turned and left.

Yi Zhonghai snorted coldly, "That's it. You're just a small team leader and you want to show off to me. You're still a little immature."

After failing to get any results twice, Liu Haizhong was too lazy to show off his prowess and planned to go home, but Xu Damao didn't want it to end like this.

"Team Leader Liu, and Jia Dongxu, the Jia family didn't go, so you can show off your power if you don't go."

"No, no." Liu Haizhong waved his hand.

"Hey, Team Leader Liu, the Jia family is the only one left. Since we are here, we can just do something that is convenient and won't waste time."

After being persuaded by Xu Damao, Liu Haizhong nodded: "Okay."

Immediately, he brought another group of people to the Jia family.

Before I even entered the room, I saw Jia Zhang wiping the table and taking out the dishes and chopsticks.

Jia Zhang just deserves a beating. She will do housework after a beating.

"Jia Dongxu, come out!"

"What are you doing?" Jia Dongxu was so tired that his back and waist ached, and he came to the door weakly.

"Look, the person standing in front of you is Team Leader Liu Haizhong. From now on, you have to call him Uncle Er. Do you understand?"

"Oh? Anything else?"

"Jia Dongxu, what's your attitude? Are you looking down on Team Leader Liu? I tell you, Team Leader Liu has a hundred ways to control you!"

"Oh?"

"Jia Dongxu, please correct your attitude."

Seeing Xu Damao showing off his prowess, Liu Haizhong felt that he was the leader.

"Stop making so much noise! ​​Isn't it just being a team leader? I don't even care about the workshop director, so why should I care about you, a team leader?" Jia Dongxu was too lazy to say anything more.

"boom!!!"

Slam the door shut.

"Hey, you Jia Dongxu!"

"Oh, I'm leaving." After being rejected several times in a row, Liu Haizhong's originally very good mood disappeared in an instant.

It's better not to show off. In the end, you won't be able to show off anything, but will just make a fool of yourself.

"Hey, Team Leader Liu, why are you leaving like this?" Xu Damao immediately grabbed Liu Haizhong who was leaving.

"What else can I do if I don't leave? Make a fool of myself in front of everyone?" Liu Haizhong said with a gloomy face.

"This, this, this..." Xu Damao didn't know what to do for a moment, and immediately turned to look at Li Kailang.

Li Kailang didn't want the fun to end there, as that would be too boring.

"Team Leader Liu, I think you should call a meeting and tell everyone how you became the team leader so that everyone can learn from you."

"Who knows, maybe everyone can learn from you and become a team leader in a few days, and you will be doing a great deed!"

"If anyone becomes a team leader in the future, you will be the first to do the work. Without you, there will be no team."

"Ah, right, right!" Xu Damao immediately echoed loudly: "That's right, that's what I think."

After listening to this, Liu Haizhong thought about it carefully and felt that this made a lot of sense.

"Xiao Li, you are a college student who thinks deeply. There is nothing wrong with what you said. Being a team leader is not an easy job. It is really worth talking about it."

Yan Bugui looked at Li Kailang and said, "This kid is full of bad intentions, much worse than Xu Damao, he is so bad."

'You are not smart, yet you are teasing others.'

What experience could Liu Haizhong have? It was just a coincidence. He was a level seven worker in his forties and had never been promoted to team leader before. It was obvious that the leader was optimistic about his ability to lead the team.

Liu Haizhong patted Xu Damao on the shoulder and said, "Xu Damao, you better listen carefully when the time comes. Maybe you can become the team leader."

"Hmm?" Liu Haizhong's unintentional words instantly lit up Xu Damao's heart.

"Yes, I can be an official too. Why is it that only Liu Haizhong can be one?"

When I thought about becoming a team leader and being on equal footing with Liu Haizhong, that feeling was indescribable!

(End of this chapter)