Chapter 516: So You Are This Kind of Xu Damao

Chapter 516: So You Are This Kind of Xu Damao

"Get out, I'm your grandpa... Wait, who is Xiaohong?" Sha Zhu was cursing when he suddenly realized something was wrong.

Xu Damao takes Jia Dongxu to find Xiaohong?

This name doesn't sound very serious. Could it be that Xu Damao took Jia Dongxu to the alley?

"Have you forgotten about Xiaohong? The very moist one. I can't find her now. Alas, it's all your fault!" Xu Damao wiped his nose casually and smeared it on Sha Zhu's body.

Good guy!

Hearing Xu Damao say this, Chen Jun on the side couldn't help but start cracking melon seeds.

What follows is totally inappropriate for children!

In the original drama, Xu Damao was indeed a big pervert and had hooked up with many women, including Qin Huairu, Qin Yu Haitang, etc.

Especially Qin Jingru, who was tricked into going to the guesthouse.

Now it seems that this guy had already started to spend money on his affairs before he even got married.

It would be fine if he just went out on his own, but he also brought Jia Dongxu along.

As a result, Jia Dongxu also learned bad habits and was reported when he was hiding in Xiao Hu alone.

Sha Zhu slapped Xu Damao twice in disgust, and tried to suppress his nausea to continue asking, "Besides Xiao Hong, who else did you look for?"

Xu Damao subconsciously touched his face and said vaguely: "Have you forgotten Xiaofeng? You said her butt was bigger than Qin Huairu's..."

Hey!

Another one was blown out.

This reminded me of the time when the second uncle accused Xu Damao and Jia Dongxu of going through a small alley. At that time, he was unable to make a conclusion because there was no evidence, and Jia Dongxu even spat in his face.

Now it seems that the second uncle really has a lot of grievances that he can't express.

"Hey, you bastard, who took you to the alley? Who were you going to see for the first time?" Sha Zhu wanted to get more information from Xu Damao.

But Xu Damao responded vaguely a few times, then closed his eyes and fell into a deep sleep.

“Hu~~~Hu~~Hu~~~”

"Pa pa! Wake up!" Sha Zhu clapped his hands a few times unwillingly, but Xu Damao had already fallen into a deep sleep.

Considering his alcohol tolerance, he would sleep until at least three or four in the afternoon.

"Tsk tsk, I told you this guy is not a good guy!"

Sha Zhu didn't tolerate Xu Damao and simply pulled his head to the side, letting him lie on the chair.

He drinks so much even though he has such a low alcohol tolerance. Aren’t you afraid of being thrown out?

It was impossible for the people still in the Shi family to just leave the projectionist Xu Damao outside. Instead, they asked two people to carry him into the house.

After dealing with Xu Damao, Sha Zhu looked at Chen Jun who was resting and eating melon seeds nearby.

"Well, when are we going back?"

The wedding banquet preparations have been completed, but Sha Zhu is still thinking about going home early to be with his wife.

"Why are you in such a hurry? I told you guys to go hunt some game!"

Just then, Director Song, who had just sent his relatives off, came over from outside with a smile on his face.

Before coming yesterday, Director Song had already promised Chen Jun that he would take him for a walk to see if he could catch some pheasants, wild rabbits, etc.

Even if you don’t eat it yourself, you can sell it directly to the steel mill.

You have to know that there was no so-called animal protection law at that time, and people could eat whatever they caught.

This situation will not last for many years. Once the regulations in this regard are improved, many animals that are served on the dinner table will become creatures that cannot be provoked.

Some special cases even ended up in prison for life.

It is also for this reason that a cuisine in the north has declined.

Because those famous dishes are directly written into the law, whoever eats them will be imprisoned.

Even the well-known dish of chicken stewed with mushrooms, the original ingredients are flying dragon stewed with mushrooms. The flying dragon is the hazel grouse, which tastes extremely delicious and has very tender meat. It is called heavenly dragon meat and has very high nutritional value.

Later, the hazel grouse became a protected species, and the food ingredient was changed from flying dragon to pheasant.

Later, people were no longer allowed to eat pheasants, so they became the most common domestic chickens.

The requirements for a chicken are so strict, let alone more high-end ingredients like bear paws.

"Hunting wild game? That's good, that's good!" When Sha Zhu heard that it was fun, he immediately didn't want to go home.

Chen Jun also stood up from his chair with a smile. He had been looking forward to this for a long time.

If you are lucky enough to hunt wild game, you can heat it up in a pan and enjoy it.

"Come on, let's drive!"

Director Song happily put his arm around Chen Jun's shoulders and walked towards the gate of the courtyard.

As soon as he walked out of the courtyard, Chen Jun saw the bride, Hu Xiaoli, sobbing and holding Shi Delu's hand.

The remaining relatives of the woman stopped being aggressive and just stood aside to watch the situation develop.

Secretary Shi did not express his opinion and just stood at the door smoking.

After the wedding banquet, Secretary Shi's anger had subsided a little, and he let his son decide whether to make the marriage go through or break up.

But even if it succeeds, the woman probably won't be treated the same as before.

Seeing his cousin and Chen Jun coming out, Secretary Shi quickly took out cigarettes from his pocket and scattered them around.

This person is the benefactor who saves my face!

The woman caused such a scene, and if there hadn't been today's banquet, the Shi family would have lost face.

Friends and relatives were very satisfied with today's meal, and Secretary Shi generously allowed them to pack up the leftovers and take them home.

Even though these are leftovers from a banquet, they can still be delicious if you stir-fry or steam them at home.

Some experienced people don't even classify the dishes. They just mix several dishes together and let the mixed flavors simmer for an entire afternoon, which makes the dishes taste different when eaten in the evening.

In addition, the Shi family’s wedding banquet was exceptionally sumptuous. Not only was the quantity large and filling, but there were also eight more dishes than at other wedding banquets.

There are eight dishes here, so we can set up a separate table for them on ordinary days.

When the guests had eaten their fill and were leaving with some leftovers, many of them came to Secretary Shi to ask about who would be the chef for today.

I’ve never heard of anyone who can cook such delicious food in this area!

It would be such an honor if they could invite this chef to hold a banquet at home in the future.

No one can say that they are not hospitable enough.

But Secretary Shi knew Chen Jun's identity and that he was a very busy man, so he did not say clearly where Chen Jun was invited from. He only said that he was a master invited by his cousin from the city.

"Hey, Director Chen, I'm sorry to have made a fool of myself. Thanks to you today, otherwise our Shi family would have been wiped out."

After Secretary Shi gave away the cigarette, he actually took the initiative to hand over a lighter.

Chen Jun nodded and walked forward to light the cigarette.

There is no need to refuse here. According to the rules of hosting a big banquet, if the banquet satisfies the host, after the banquet the host needs to specially bring cigarettes, alcohol and money to thank the chef.

In contrast, lighting a cigarette is just a routine operation.

After chatting for a while, Director Song said that he would take Chen Jun and Sha Zhu for a walk on the nearby hill to look for some game.

Upon hearing this, Secretary Shi told them not to panic and that he would go find an experienced person to take them along.