Chapter 521 Two Fools Make a Bet
Chapter 521 Two Fools Make a Bet
At the entrance of the public toilet.
Two people who don't get along happened to meet each other.
Xu Damao choked: "Hey, you idiot, why don't you go peel your potatoes? What are you doing here? You want to be lazy at work again."
Sha Zhu retorted: "You're talking nonsense! Xu Damao, I'm not like you, having nothing to do all day. I want to ask you, why don't you go to the countryside to show movies!"
"I see you're just messing around again!"
"You're talking bullshit. I'm taking a day off today. I don't need to go to the countryside!"
"Bullshit, I'm a master chef, there's no need for me to do the hard work!"
The two of them accused each other back and forth, showing no mercy to each other.
The more they talked, the more excited they became, their faces almost touching, and they were about to start a fight.
But the two men were very restrained and did not fight, as they both felt they could not defeat the other.
Although Xu Damao has defeated Sha Zhu several times, at such a close distance, he might not be able to defeat him.
The same is true for Shazhu.
"Hmph, idiot, stop talking nonsense to me. You are just lucky. If I wasn't married, I would have kicked you to death!"
"Hey, Xu Damao, you're married, what a big deal! I thought you were the only one in the world who was married, but I'm married too!"
"Hey, I got married earlier than you!"
"Early? What's the use of early? Your wife still isn't pregnant."
"You you." Xu Damao was so angry that he didn't know how to refute: "Tsk tsk tsk, it was already amazing, how come your wife got pregnant?"
"I don't think you're pregnant, is it because of you?"
"Hey, Xu Damao, who are you talking about?"
Men, you can say anything you want, but you absolutely cannot say no to this!
"I'm talking about you! What? If you make your wife pregnant now, I'll consider you awesome!"
Xu Damao's words "You're awesome" completely aroused Sha Zhu's fighting spirit.
Sha Zhu retorted: "Hey! If you can get pregnant, I'll call you grandpa!"
"Hey!"
This sentence successfully aroused Xu Damao's competitive spirit.
"Silly Zhu, you said it yourself. If my wife gets pregnant, you have to call me grandpa!"
Sha Zhu raised his head proudly: "That's what I said, so what? If you can really do it, why would you be afraid of me?"
Seeing how confident Sha Zhu was, Xu Damao naturally would not admit defeat and immediately increased his stakes.
"It's agreed that whoever gets pregnant first will be the grandson and will have to call the other grandpa three times. Do you dare to bet?"
Sha Zhu was frightened by Xu Damao's imposing look and could not help but look at Xu Damao directly.
Could it be that Xu Damao's wife is really...
Impossible, impossible. If she was really pregnant, Xu Damao would have already announced it with great fanfare. Why would he keep it secret?
Thinking of this, Sha Zhu was not afraid at all: "Let's bet! Whoever dares not admit it will be the grandson!"
"Okay! Silly Zhu, just wait, I'm waiting for you to call me grandpa!"
Sha Zhu sneered: "Humph! It's still unclear who calls who grandpa!"
"Hmph! Let's see!"
"We'll see!"
The two of them snorted coldly and left, not even wanting to go to the toilet, but it didn't matter as long as they could hold their bladders.
After they walked away, Xu Damao looked back at Sha Zhu, touched his chest, and found a hard object.
"Hey, you are such a fool, you can beat me. I have treasures, but I still can't beat you. You just wait and see."
As he spoke, Xu Damao took out the treasure he carried with him from his arms and grinned foolishly.
"No, this medicine alone is not enough. We need to use stronger medicine. We must win this time."
When Xu Damao thought of Sha Zhu calling him grandpa, he felt hot in his heart.
"Go ask Li Kailang for medicine. We can't lose this time!"
Thinking of this, Xu Damao immediately ran towards the transport team.
Sha Zhu also walked some distance and looked back at Xu Damao.
"Hey, you're as skinny as a bamboo pole. Do you think you can compete with me? You're just playing with me."
Sha Zhu patted his chest and showed off his biceps.
"Look at my muscular body. I am not as strong as you, a bamboo pole. I must want my wife to get pregnant."
Sha Zhu was full of confidence, but in order to win, he still felt that he had to be safer.
"Go ask an old man and see if he has any good ideas. We have to be faster than Xu Damao anyway!"
Thinking of this, Sha Zhu didn't go back to the cafeteria, but went straight to the workshop to find Yi Zhonghai.
One of them relies on external objects, and the other relies on her body. Neither of them can guarantee that he can be faster than the other. He must be one step ahead of the other and make his wife pregnant.
Oh, that’s not right. Xu Damao is destined not to get pregnant.
Transport team.
Xu Damao came directly to the door.
"Li Kailang, Li Kailang! Are you there?"
"What are you doing, Xu Damao? You're knocking so urgently, are you in a hurry to reincarnate?"
Li Kailang opened the door impatiently and looked at Xu Damao who looked impatient.
Xu Damao pushed the door open and went in, then closed it immediately.
"Help, help! Help, help!"
"What is so urgent?"
Xu Damao grabbed Li Kailang's hand and said earnestly, "Li Kailang, do you have any medicine left? It's the medicine you gave me the night before last. I want it."
Li Kailang quietly pulled his hand away: "Medicine? Why do you want that medicine? I told you at the time, just that one bottle, no more."
"No, brother! My dear brother, you have to help your brother. This is something that concerns my whole life!"
Xu Damao begged immediately and was almost on his knees kowtowing.
"Hey, hey, hey, don't flatter me. How can a bottle of medicine be linked to your whole life? I don't admit it."
"Brother~Brother, this is really my life's business, you have to help me this time no matter what."
Xu Damao immediately told the whole story of the bet he had made with Sha Zhu.
After hearing this, Li Kailang didn't know what to say. Two idiots making a bet just for a sentence like "You're awesome"?
And there are three times of calling me grandpa. Is that enough to block your verbal advantage?
If it were Li Kailang, he would also gamble, if not for the words "You're awesome".
It just proves that he is also very powerful.
"Well, about this matter, if I don't help you with this matter, what else can I do for you? I have one last pill at home, and I originally wanted to keep it for myself."
"Since this concerns your happiness, I can't help but help you. So, go to my house after work and get it."
"Thank you, thank you brother!" Xu Damao was overjoyed.
"When my child is born, no matter whether it's a boy or a girl, I will recognize you as my godfather!"
"Oh, that's not necessary!" Li Kailang quickly waved his hand to refuse.
If it was a boy it would be fine, but if it was a girl, what kind of behavior is this?
"The most urgent thing is to make your wife pregnant first. I have helped you a lot and even gave you the most important medicine. You have to work harder."
"I'm just waiting for the day when Shazhu calls you grandpa. When that happens, you have to call me over to watch the fun."
Xu Damao nodded heavily: "Don't worry about that. No matter who I let go, I will never forget you!" After the matter was done, Li Kailang saw him off: "Okay, you should go back and get busy too."
Xu Damao turned around and left happily, shaking his head with joy.
"Hey, I just don't believe that I can't beat you, you idiot."
Li Kailang looked at Xu Damao's back and murmured to himself, "I want to see if a person who can't give birth to a son can still give birth after taking the medicine."
If an azoospermia patient can give birth to a child after taking the medicine he made, Li Kailang will call it a miracle medicine.
This will solve the problem of infertility for many people.
the other side.
Sha Zhu also found Yi Zhonghai.
"A great uncle, a great uncle!"
Sha Zhu quietly entered the workshop and walked to Yi Zhonghai's side.
Upon seeing Sha Zhu, Yi Zhonghai was surprised: "Sha Zhu, why are you here? What happened?"
"Hmm~" Sha Zhu looked at the people in the workshop, feeling a little embarrassed to speak, and pointed outside: "Uncle, let's talk outside."
Yi Zhonghai saw everyone looking at him and said, "Okay."
He immediately put down what he was doing and followed Sha Zhu to a remote corner.
"Silly, what's going on?"
Sha Zhu looked around to make sure no one was eavesdropping, then he said, "Uncle, what can you do to help me?"
"What can you do?" Yi Zhonghai looked at Sha Zhu who suddenly became timid. This is really strange.
"A drug that can make my wife pregnant?"
"To make your wife pregnant? Doesn't this depend on you?"
"No, it's not this, it's that, it's me, ah, it's the drug that can make me leave."
Yi Zhonghai's mind raced, and after thinking for a while he finally understood what Sha Zhu meant: "You mean the aphrodisiac you gave yourself?"
Sha Zhu nodded repeatedly: "Yes, yes, that's it."
Yi Zhonghai rolled his eyes and said, "You can't even explain yourself clearly. Wait, I'll give you some prescriptions. Go get them yourself after work."
"This prescription is for your wife to drink. It can increase the possibility of pregnancy. As for you, just go to the pharmacy and buy aphrodisiacs. Every pharmacy sells them."
"Hey, thank you, uncle." Sha Zhu said stupidly, "By the way, uncle, how did you get the prescription?"
When he said this, Yi Zhonghai blushed for a rare moment, and pretended to be calm: "I took this prescription to give to your aunt to nourish her body."
"Alright, alright, why are you asking so many questions? Wait here, I'll write down the prescription for you."
After saying that, Yi Zhonghai went back and wrote an ancient prescription and asked Sha Zhu to get the medicine after get off work.
When they were young, Yi Zhonghai and his mother wanted to have a child, but they had not been able to do so for a long time. So they consulted a Chinese doctor, who prescribed a prescription for them.
Unfortunately, the aunt was seriously injured during the war and even the medicine she took was of no use.
Watching Sha Zhu leave happily, Yi Zhonghai nodded with satisfaction.
"It's better to have a child sooner rather than later, and to have an heir, that's good too!"
Now that Sha Zhu has children, his retirement problem has been completely solved. Even if Sha Zhu passes away one day, they will take care of the children.
Only with this relationship can Yi Zhonghai completely resolve his worries.
The two of them held the medicine with happy looks on their faces.
"Jingle Bell--"
As soon as the bell rang for the end of get off work, the two of them arrived at the door ahead of everyone else and met each other.
"Humph! Silly Zhu, just wait, I will definitely be here earlier than you."
"Humph, Xu Damao, don't speak too early. It's still uncertain who will get pregnant first."
"Hmph!" The two of them snorted coldly, and were anxious to go back and have children.
Xu Damao returned home first, hurriedly washed up and ate, waiting for Li Kailang to come back. After taking the medicine, he had sex with Sai Fengxian.
Sha Zhu went to the pharmacy first, asked them to prescribe medicine according to the ancient recipe, and then bought some aphrodisiac.
Xu Damao casually took two mouthfuls of rice, ate a few bites to get it right, waited for Li Kailang to come back, and swallowed it down impatiently.
No matter whether you can digest it or not, the important thing is to get the job done first.
Sai Fengxian watched Xu Damao's eyes gradually become blurred and his body slightly red and hot, and her face suddenly blushed with shame.
I just did it last night, and I want to do it again today. I immediately pushed Xu Damao gently: "Da Mao, why are you in such a hurry? I won't run away!"
"Hehe, I have to be anxious. I made a bet with Shazhu that whoever gets his wife pregnant first will have to call him grandpa."
Xu Damao forcefully hugged Sai Fengxian in his arms. "Even if it's not for this grandpa, we have to think about ourselves. Don't you want a child?"
Sai Fengxian felt Xu Damao's body gradually getting hotter, and her heart was a little distracted.
When it comes to having a child, she wants it more than Xu Damao. After being married to her first husband for several years, there was no movement in her belly.
When neighbors talked about me, I always wanted to prove that it was not my problem.
Sai Fengxian gently pushed Xu Damao away: "Why are you in such a hurry? Let me finish washing the dishes first. Who would do this after dinner? Look, it's still broad daylight."
"I'll stay with you after I finish my shower. You wait for me."
"Wait? What are you waiting for? It's too late. You can leave the housework for tomorrow!" Xu Damao was impatient. He locked the door and immediately carried Sai Fengxian to the bed.
"Ah~ Damao!"
The two of them immediately started doing things that are not suitable for children.
the other side.
Compared to the evil ghost Xu Damao, Sha Zhu is relatively restrained.
There is no urgent need to get the medicine.
"Huai Nu, you should boil this medicine at home tomorrow and drink it yourself. Remember to drink it every day."
Jin Huainu picked up a pack of medicine and asked in confusion, "Take medicine? I'm in good health, why would I take medicine?"
"Look at what you said. How are you in good health? Look how thin you are. You need to eat more."
"Besides, it's okay to drink this medicine. It's good for your health."
Sha Zhu said softly, but his hands were not idle, gently stroking Jin Huainu's belly.
Hearing this, Jin Huainu was full of embarrassment and gently slapped Sha Zhu's hand away.
"What are you doing? It's broad daylight and the door is open."
Through the open door, you can vaguely see the Yi family opposite. It seems that they are hiding behind the door and secretly watching here.
Sha Zhu said openly: "What are you afraid of? He is not a stranger. I asked the old man for the medicine. The old lady drank this medicine before."
Jin Huainu patted Sha Zhu's chest and said delicately, "If you want a child, just say it directly, don't make it so roundabout."
"But I've already made it clear to you that we can only do it at night, not during the day. I still have some dignity to do this in broad daylight."
"Hehe." Seeing that Jin Huainu did not refuse, Sha Zhu chuckled.
"Okay, let's cook quickly. I also bought some aphrodisiacs." Sha Zhu suddenly whispered in Jin Huainu's ear: "Let's try it tonight."
"Try it!" Jin Huainu's eyes lit up. He lowered his head and glanced at a certain part of Sha Zhu's body, and couldn't help covering his chest.
"This, this. Who can bear this?"
"what!"
Sha Zhu patted Jin Huai Nu's hips and said, "Why are you still standing there? Go and cook!"
"Got it." Jin Huainu rolled his eyes at Sha Zhu in a charming manner and went to cook.
(End of this chapter)