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“Hooking up with college girls!!!”
Seeing the smile on Shilang's face gradually deteriorating, Xiaoshan Yi couldn't help but sigh.
This is what is called a critical hit.
Seeing Shiro completely immersed in a sweet dream, Shin-chan said one last thing.
"But you have to pass the exam first."
"Crack, clatter."
For some reason, Xiao Shanyi seemed to hear the sound of something breaking.
No, we can’t let Shin-chan continue talking. If he continues, Shiro might lose his mind.
"Ahem, alright Shin-chan, it's getting late, we should go to bed."
"it is good."
Shin-chan nodded, slid down from Shiro's body swiftly, and returned to Room 202 through the hole in the wall.
"Bye Shiro."
"Then Shiro, you should also take a rest quickly, get a good night's sleep, and recharge your energy."
Xiao Shanyi wanted to leave after he finished speaking, but Shi Lang grabbed his arm.
"Wow, Master, this is the problem!!!"
Looking at Shiro who was making a greasy expression with his greasy face, Xiaoshan Yi pumped his hands hard and his cheeks twitched.
"Um, what's the problem?"
Shilang seemed not to feel the strength of Xiaoshan Yi's hand in his arms, and recalled his sad memories.
"It all started three years ago. It was my first time taking an exam. I was so nervous the day before the exam that I couldn't sleep and ended up sleeping soundly in the exam room."
Didn’t the other candidates in the same examination room beat you up because of your snoring?
"In the second year, I was still too nervous and treated the exam room like a racetrack and went to watch the horse race. As a result, I didn't take the exam at all."
Are you sure you're just nervous and not having a brain problem?
"In the third year, I was still nervous and had diarrhea on the day of the exam. I didn't even have the chance to enter the exam room."
After he said this, Hiroshi and Misae who were listening nearby also started to worry about him.
Guangzhi said, "You really get nervous easily."
Shiro nodded miserably.
"correct."
Meiya nodded worriedly.
“And a little neurotic.”
"correct."
Shin-chan takes advantage of every opportunity.
"And he's ugly."
"Stop talking so much!!!"
Shiro held Xiaoshan Yi's hand tightly.
"Master, please save me, I really don't want to take the exam for the fifth time."
Looking at Shilang like this, Xiaoshan Yi felt very embarrassed.
"But, there's nothing I can do to help you with this kind of mental problem."
"Master, please tell me why you are not nervous during the exam."
"Well..."
Xiao Shanyi touched his chin with one hand.
"Shiro, let me ask you, how many members of the AKB girl group do you know..."
"I know, I know everything!"
Silang nodded excitedly, and then said several names in one breath that Xiaoshan Yi had never heard of.
"Yeah, that's right!"
"That's it."
Shiro muttered to himself for a moment, then nodded in sudden realization.
"Ah, I understand, Master. Are you trying to tell me that as long as I think of something happy, I can divert my attention? You are worthy of being called Master!"
Looking at Shilang's admiring eyes, Xiaoshan Yi smiled awkwardly.
Actually...what I want to say is that as long as you know all the knowledge required for the exam, you won't be nervous.
"Yes... yes, just think about some cute girls, sleep peacefully, and take the exam tomorrow."
"Okay, thank you Master, I'm going to sleep!"
Looking at Shiro who returned to his room, Hiroshi and Misae looked at Xiaoshan Yi with admiration.
"As expected of Xiao Yi, you put Shi Lang at ease right away."
"That is to say, now Shiro should not be so nervous."
Looking at the admiring eyes of Meiya and Guangzhi, Xiaoshan Yi smiled.
"Well, I'll take Xiaoxin back to the room to sleep first. Good night, sister and brother-in-law."
Having said that, he took Xiaoxin back to the room.
But about half an hour later, Xiao Shanyi suddenly heard a knock on the door, and a deliberately suppressed yet helpless voice.
"Master, are you asleep?"
Yes, Shiro.
"Xiao Yi, what do you think Si Lang wants to do with you?"
Xiaoxin asked Xiaoshanyi, but before Xiaoshanyi answered, Xiaoxin seemed to have thought of something and looked at Xiaoshanyi with a complicated expression.
"I can't believe you, Xiaoyi..."
"I didn't, I'm not, don't imagine it, don't talk nonsense."
"master!"
Listening to the increasingly anxious voices outside the door, Xiao Shanyi sighed and walked over to open the door.
"What's the matter?"
Silang anxiously hugged Xiaoshan Yi's arm in an instant.
"Master, what should I do? I've thought about all the girls in AKB, but I still can't fall asleep. Now I'm so nervous!"
Wow, so many girls have thought about this?
Si Lang seemed not to notice Xiao Shan Yi's surprised look, and continued to himself: "Not only that, I also thought about my favorite actresses, beautiful actresses, actresses with good figures, and girls I have had a crush on since childhood, but I still couldn't sleep."
Although I know you are pitiful, it still sounds so disgusting.
"In that case, don't just stick to girls. Think about other things you like, like sports, cars, etc."
"Wow, I don't like anything except girls ≥﹏≤"
Even more obscene.
No wonder I couldn’t find a girlfriend after entering college.
Xiao Xin heard the noise and came over.
"Oh, oh, Shiro is really pitiful."
He sighed first, then looked at Shiro encouragingly.
"It doesn't matter, Shiro. If it doesn't work this year, there's always next year!"
"Wow, wow, I don't want to take the test for the fifth time! Master, save me!!!"
Looking at Silang who was about to cry, Xiaoshan Yi thought for a moment and sighed.
"It's so late now, there's nothing we can do."
Silang looked at Xiaoshanyi in despair.
"No way, am I finished?"
Looking at the pitiful Silang, Xiao Shanyi said, "If you sleep alone, you may have wild thoughts. How about this, if you don't mind, go and bring the bedding over, and we can sleep together. Maybe it will help and relieve your nervous mood."
Silang now simply does whatever Xiaoshan Yi says.
"Okay, I'll go now."
Looking at Shilang's back, Xiaoshan Yi sighed.
This guy is really worrying.
At this time, Xiaoshan Yi was again under Xiaoxin's suspicious gaze.
"I do not have."
"I haven't said anything yet."
"Then don't say it!"
"Yes~~"
the next day.
Shiro was having breakfast with the Nohara family.
"Thank you, Master. Thanks to you, I can sleep well."
Shiro looked at Xiaoshan Yi with gratitude.
"Master, your trick is really useful!"