Chapter 523: Golden Hoop? Pokeball!
Chapter 523: Golden Hoop? Pokeball!
"Oh!"
The door was pushed open.
Ma Xiaoling said to Tan Wenjie who was looking out the window: "The streets are full of zombies now."
The disaster has struck, but the biggest problem is that they don't even know who is behind it.
Later Kuang Tianyou also rushed over.
They instinctively sought advice from Tan Wenjie. If the world continued to develop at this rate, it would inevitably become a zombie kingdom.
Tan Wenjie was still looking at the red moon.
After listening carefully, I didn't hear any voice calling Link, only the madly gathering negative energy in the air.
Luo Hou has already started to take action, and the world will be destroyed today.
"This is related to a rumor from thousands of years ago." Tan Wenjie turned his head and looked at Ma Xiaoling, "Lord Luo buried the moon and destroyed the world."
For the sake of one of his base worlds in the Republic of China, for the sake of many local gods on Earth headed by Tathagata, and for Tan Wenjie himself, he must start the second round of Zombie Contract.
By then, Ma Xiaoling would definitely not recognize him, but that didn’t seem to be a problem, because he had met too many ex-wives who didn’t recognize them and needed to start over.
Restrain your charm a little and give them a chance to pursue you.
"How do you know?" Ma Xiaoling was touched by his eyes.
Strangely enough, it was easy for both parties to understand each other's eyes.
"I am a deity." Tan Wenjie looked away, "And it's not just me. He Yingqiu also knows about it. He has an ancient book printed in Microsoft Yahei."
"..."X2
Why does the rhythm of the conversation always go astray?
As Doraemon in the zombie world, He Yingqiu is able to create all kinds of props that are urgently needed by everyone, whether they are for zombies or heavenly masters.
Moreover, although he is young, he knows almost everything and is omnipotent. He can always bring out various ancient books to promote the development of the plot at critical moments.
"I'll call Uncle Qiu."
Ma Xiaoling reacted immediately.
However, as soon as the call was connected, the sound of He Yingqiu vomiting blood and breathing heavily was heard from the other end.
"Xiaoling, remember to gather all five-star heroes!" He Yingqiu shouted, "Only five-star heroes can defeat Luo Hou... uh."
The voice suddenly stopped, and He Yingqiu died.
When Ma Xiaoling looked up again, she could only see the figure of Tan Wenjie flying out of the window. The train was spinning rapidly under his feet, and it was moving away quickly with a dragon-shaped flame like a red silk.
"Time is urgent now. We definitely can't find the so-called five-star hero." Ma Xiaoling turned her head, "Wait, Kuang Tianyou, could it be that?"
Kuang Tianyou stretched out his hand towards the window. Could he be the legendary five-star hero?
"The moon." Kuang Tianyou pointed to the sky, "It turned red."
Ma Xiaoling: “…”
Please don't make any big moves casually, causing her to mistakenly think that Kuang Tianyou is one of the heroes.
Under the red moon.
Countless zombies roam the streets.
Luo Hou set up the altar and array, opened his arms and gazed at the moon hanging in the sky.
He has waited for countless years, and finally now is the right time.
He can absorb the endless mysterious yin energy in the moon and destroy the world.
Before that, he has to snatch Tan Wenjie's body and greet the new world after destruction with a perfect attitude.
"In this world, no one can hurt me except five-star heroes, hahahaha!"
"Do you like planting flags?" a voice came from a distance.
Thunderclouds rolled in the sky.
Flashes of lightning twisted in the dark clouds like pythons.
Boom!
Thunder from the sky fell, exploding fire on the ground.
A group of zombies fell down like wheat in the wind, their bodies charred.
I saw a figure falling from the sky, standing on a train and a three-headed dragon, with three heads and six arms, holding six treasures. He had a lot of treasures on him, and his clothes looked messy and disorganized.
His upper body was wearing a set of Heavenly King armor, and his lower body was wearing lion dancing pants. He was barefoot, and far behind his head hung a merit wheel that emitted a faint golden light.
One of the heads was wearing a copper coin mask.
There are also three hands with a gem floating on the back of the hands.
After landing, Tan Wenjie kicked lightly, and the train under his feet rolled out automatically, wrapped in the Samadhi True Fire and turned into a fire dragon, rushing towards the group of corpses, and immediately rolled up a raging flame.
No matter how many zombies there are, they can't kill him.
"Hahaha, you're finally here!"
Seeing Tan Wenjie coming, Luo Hou laughed wildly.
Things are different now than in the past, and although Tan Wenjie is powerful, he, Luo Hou, also has a Xuanyin body.
"The sword transforms into thousands!"
"As you wish, as I wish..."
"Golden Bow Akamaru."
Three heads and six arms act simultaneously.
When Ma Xiaoling and Kuang Tianyou rushed over, they saw the unpredictable sky with thunder and the train burning in a sea of fire.
There are also flying swords that turn into waterfalls, reflecting the light of thunder and fire, like a galaxy.
There is also a biting cold wind that freezes everything.
Kuang Tianyou quickly pulled a car over to block the horrible cold wind. At the same time, Ma Xiaoling quickly used fire to melt the ice so that they were not affected by the attack.
After the rumbling sound, Tan Wenjie gathered all his strength to pull the bow. Tens of thousands of points of physical strength came out as he released the slingshot, and a beam of red light pierced through Luo Hou, who was already wrapped in various magical powers.
The loud explosions came from their ears, and Kuang Tianyou and Ma Xiaoling even subconsciously stepped back to create some distance, and the strong wind blew their hair into disarray.
There was a big hole in Luo Hou's chest, and he was almost cut in half.
However, Luo Hou still laughed wildly, quite wildly, and the wound on his waist healed quickly.
"The plot is amazing."
The catastrophe is the key plot. There is no other way to die except for the characters in the plot to kill you. Unless Tan Wenjie has extremely terrifying numerical skills, he can kill the opponent in an instant or seal him.
If he could blow up the moon now, perhaps he could stop the Xuanyin energy from continuing to infuse into Luo Hou's body.
He has killed the sun, so he might be able to kill the moon as well.
Ma Xiaoling wanted to go forward to help, but found that because there were too many zombies, more and more people were in danger.
It was hard for her to stand by and watch someone die.
As for Kuang Tianyou, he had already rushed forward.
Gritting her teeth, Ma Xiaoling turned around to save people.
The earth-shaking fight stretched from south to north. Luo Hou, infused with the mysterious Yin energy, possessed nearly endless magic power and life.
Tan Wenjie spun himself, and with three heads and six arms he formed a vortex tornado, and crashed into Luo Hou with the power of wind, thunder and fire.
His recovery ability is extremely strong, but it is still far inferior to Luo Hou, who already possesses infinite power. If he gets stuck in a tug-of-war, he will undoubtedly lose.
"I'm here to help!" Kuang Tianyou rushed over with the Blood Angel, and then flew backwards at an even faster speed.
Tan Wenjie: “…”
Luo Hou, who has already started cheating, is invincible. It is even possible that in order to deal with Tan Wenjie, his strength has increased accordingly. At this stage, Kuang Tianyou is not qualified to intervene.
Unless he...Tan Wenjie immediately controlled the three heads and stopped them from planting flags.
The thunder extended from Tan Wenjie's body to involve the dark clouds in the sky.
He pulled the slingshot again, and he and Luo Hou fell into a helpless stalemate of fighting and then recovering.
Tan Wenjie thought to himself: This guy's strength is too weak. When will the world be destroyed? I want to run away as soon as possible.
Luo Hou also thought to himself: Where did this bastard get so many treasures, and why is he so strong? I have already connected to the moon and am invincible.
Before I started to feel the pleasure of using the invincibility cheat, I kept getting beaten.
Puff, the chest was pierced again.
Luo Hou widened his eyes.
"what!!"
The speed of absorbing the Xuanyin Energy increased dramatically, and the world was shaken.
It seems that the movement of the moon has also been affected, which in turn affects the earth.
If the moon falls down, it will be the end of the world.
The passive ability of world destruction begins.
"God bless! Immortal Tan!"
A figure appeared.
"Gao Bao?" Kuang Tianyou couldn't help but ask his friend, "How did you get here?"
"I don't know either. I borrowed the magic power of Immortal Tan at that time, and then I suddenly had this thing in my hand." Gao Bao took out a bead, "Then I had very strong magic power. After sensing the danger here, I immediately rushed over to help."
"Kuang Tianyou!" Another figure appeared.
"A Ping, aren't you dead?"
"But not long ago, a light suddenly appeared, and I was resurrected, with an extra bead in my hand."
"..."
Kuang Tianyou nodded: "You are also one of the heroes."
"Well, I'll help too."
A monk came over.
"No, who are you?" X3
"I am the wizard of Rikono, Peacock." Peacock took out a bead, "Sky... Light... Duo... Bead..."
Nod X3
"Let's work together to help Immortal Tan deal with the enemy."
Although everyone did not know each other, they all knew Tan Wenjie.
The three of them launched a wave and separated the two people who were fighting.
"A five-star hero is online so quickly?" Tan Wenjie stepped back, taking the opportunity to catch his breath and recover his physical strength, magic power and life, while also taking in the situation on Kuang Tianyou's side.
There are already four people, and only the last two people are missing to complete the five-star hero.
It is common sense that there are six five-star heroes.
"I'm here to help." Another man jumped out from nowhere.
Who are you? X5
Although no one said anything, judging from their expressions everyone should be thinking the same thing. People came out one after another for no apparent reason. Could they be in a hurry to eat their lunch?
Now even if they were told that someone would be resurrected and jump out, they would believe it.
"I'm Pete, Beads." He showed the beads.
"Kuang Tianyou!"
Are there any experts? X6
"Yamamoto Kazuo!" Kuang Tianyou immediately became nervous after seeing who was coming.
Yamamoto Kazuo, who had been crushed to ashes, also resurrected.
Yamamoto Kazuo didn't say anything, but he had a bead in his hand.
At this point, all the five-star heroes are gathered.
Tan Wenjie: “…”
He looked up at the sky, trying to find the figure of some god.
Doesn't anyone think that this plot development is a bit absurd? It's too obvious that it's rushed.
"Let's work together, five of us, to destroy Luo Hou!"
The five people worked together to generate waves, and five kinds of energies gathered. The thunderclouds that were attracted by Tan Wenjie turned at this moment, and the sky cleared up in an instant.
The bloody red moon once again appeared before everyone's eyes.
Luo Hou was not willing to be outdone, and met the attack with the Xuanyin Energy.
The two sides fought each other. Tan Wenjie looked at the five heroes on the left, and then looked at Luo Hou on the right.
The outcome has been decided.
As expected, with a loud rumbling sound, a burst of mysterious Yin energy swept across, and the air wave knocked over five people.
"what!"
"what!"
"Ah~"
"what--"
Five people fell to the ground, and only Yamamoto Kazuo managed not to scream.
Yamamoto Kazuo, who had just appeared but was about to be killed, spat out blood and looked at the little dragon Kuang Tianyou: "Kuang Tianyou! Although you are my enemy, I lend you my power. I cannot let my enemy be defeated by a traitor."
Tan Wenjie: “?”
Wait, it was me who killed you. I am your strongest enemy. Why don’t you lend me your power?
Gao Bao covered his chest and said, "Tianyou, thank you for helping me. If it weren't for you, I would have died many times, so I will lend you my strength to defeat him."
Tan Wenjie still had doubts.
Damn it, I lent you my magic power, you ungrateful Tie Niu Beef Noodles!
Pete, Peacock: "Then I'll borrow it too."
Passerby should also have his own judgment and not follow others blindly.
Luo Kaiping: "Kuang Tianyou, thank you for helping me reincarnate. I will lend you my power."
Tan Wenjie: “…”
It was me who sent you to reincarnation, you stupid idiot! What are you doing?
The power of the five heroes flew into the sky.
Kuang Tianyou raised his hands above his head, making a Spirit Bomb pose and screamed “Ahhhh!”
Tan Wenjie watched as Kuang Tianyou's strength soared as he shouted slogans such as "Save the world", "I won't let you down", "Love", and "Friendship".
The Five Color Team finally combined, and the little dragon Kuang Tianyou absorbed the power of five super handsome boy warriors and quickly surpassed him.
It's like this every time, the protagonist of the world is amazing.
Kuang Tianyou’s energy was running wild, and Luo Hou, who was in a state of Xuanyin Qi in the distance, was shaken violently.
Compared to Tan Wenjie who had time to complain, he felt a huge threat.
The energy wave swept through, countless buildings collapsed, and they seemed to be in a wasteland after a nuclear war.
Tan Wenjie was standing on the dilapidated reinforced concrete. His body had just forcibly blocked Kuang Tianyou's magical bombardment, but his body was already in tatters, with flesh and blood exposed.
At the wound site, granulation tissue grows rapidly and heals quickly.
As the "descendant of a perfect general", he has a powerful life recovery ability. As long as he does not fall into some negative state and is not instantly killed or sealed, he will be invincible.
However, a surge of dark and yin energy rushed over and penetrated into one of his heads.
"Not good!" Kuang Tianyou's face changed drastically.
Although he had obtained the power of five heroes, the person standing there was Tan Wenjie, and his attack just now only caused the other party to be seriously injured.
With the addition of Luo Hou, Tan Wenjie's small advantage is likely to be turned into an evenly matched opponent.
But the world can't hold out that long.
"Roar!" Tan Wenjie roared with his head raised.
He laughed, "This perfect body is finally mine."
Luo Hou, the cuckoo has successfully taken over the magpie's nest.
Now that they have joined forces, with Tan Wenjie's invincible body and the moon's mysterious yin energy, and with the addition of Luo Hou, he is already invincible.
Four hands reached out from the side, two of them controlled Luo Hou's arms, and the other two hands pressed down Luo Hou's head.
Luo Hou noticed something was wrong: "Huh?"
"2:1, I still control this body, kid." Tan Wenjie's voice came from the side, "This is called the minority obeys the majority."
The mysterious Yin energy rushed into the body frantically.
"What are you doing?" Luo Hou asked.
Tan Wenjie replied as a matter of course: "Nonsense, of course it's to release the spell, the endless mana, spend it quickly."
"You, what magic are you going to use?" Luo Hou found that while one head was chatting with him, the other head was chanting scriptures.
"Oh, the Mahavairocana Purification Mantra."
"What! Quick, stop it!"
"Wait a minute." X2
Another voice came from heaven.
There it is again, that familiar feeling.
Tan Wenjie looked up at the sky, and Tathagata and Guanyin came again.
"Is Luo Hou also your mount?"
Luo Hou: “?”
He couldn't figure out whether he should be the mount.
Tathagata: "..."
Guanyin Bodhisattva said: "The connection between the six realms of reincarnation has been severed. You don't have to worry about the two worlds influencing each other."
I haven't started destroying the world yet, my eyes are scanning the distance.
The clairvoyance took everything in, and there was no difference between the world and destruction. He experienced the battle between him and Luo Hou, and the battle between Kuang Tianyou and Luo Hou.
"What should I do with this inside my body?" asked Tan Wenjie.
Tathagata said: "There is a golden hoop here."
"I rely on."
You are a fat monk with a head full of scars, you have bad intentions.
Looking at the golden hoop flying in front of him.
[Golden Hoop (treasure/headdress): can capture monsters and subdue them as characters for your side, equipped with loosening hoop spell and tightening hoop spell (customizable), you can see the "submission progress". ]
Isn't this a Poké Ball?
This means that he can directly capture finished monsters and demons without having to subdue small monsters.
It’s a pity that she didn’t get the golden hoop earlier, otherwise she would have to be put on it and taken home like the Golden Snake Lady in the Calabash Brothers.
He has already mastered the spell to loosen and tighten the hoop, and Tathagata is very sincere.
With the mysterious Yin energy and the Vairocana Tathagata's Purifying Mantra, Tan Wenjie suddenly felt like he was holding a nuclear bomb button.
Could you make some more outrageous demands?
such as.
"Buddha, can you give me a few more hoops? I have three heads."
My head itches and I want to wear it.
He remembered that Tathagata gave three hoops to Guanyin Bodhisattva in Journey to the West.
The golden hoop was given to Red Boy, the tight hoop was given to Sun Wukong, and the forbidden hoop was given to the Black Bear Demon.
In the end, Guanyin Bodhisattva captured two monsters to guard the door for her.
Tathagata: "..."
[New products appear in your store]
[Golden Hoop (treasure/headdress), price: 10 magic money]
Tan Wenjie put the golden hoop on his head: "Come on."
[You gain Guanyin Bodhisattva’s favorability: +2]
[You gain Buddha Tathagata’s favorability: +2]
Luo Hou, who occupied one of Tan Wenjie's heads, was shaking violently. Golden hoops were put on his head and wrists, forcing him to put his hands together.
Before I could enjoy the powerful body, I trapped myself in a cage.
At this time Luo Hou wanted to escape, but found that the golden hoop locked his soul and he could not leave Tan Wenjie's body.
"Kuang Tianyou, come over here quickly to kill the plot."
Kuang Tianyou would rather sacrifice himself to save the world, Tan Wenjie gritted his teeth and raised his hands again.
"Wait!" Ma Xiaoling crawled out from the ruins.
With the protection of Ma Jialong's battle suit and the dragon, she was not seriously injured.
But he only saw Tan Wenjie being hit by the energy ball pushed out by Kuang Tianyou's hands.
Boom, a mushroom cloud rose into the sky.
The dragon used his body to help Ma Xiaoling block the heat wave in time.
The city, which had already turned into ruins, sank again, turning into a bottomless pit.
"Ajie!"
Ma Xiaoling looked at the dark pit and tears rolled down her cheeks.
Kuang Tianyou, whose brave power had dissipated, looked up at the sky. A voice in his mind asked him what his wish was after saving the world.
It seemed as if he and the crying Ma Xiaoling were the only ones left in the world.
"I don't think I was bitten by a general sixty years ago."
Time goes back and everything that happened in this world seems to have never existed. …
Tan Wenjie sat down on the ground without caring about his image and rubbed his head.
He was hit hard. Although he activated the magic weapon to protect his body in time and locked his blood at 1 point, the pain from the blow was real.
As Luo Hou is an outsider, the Seven Star Magic Pearl will not protect his soul.
Even when the attack came, Tan Wenjie took the initiative to turn sideways and let Luo Hou take the attack with his face.
The natural result was that he survived with serious injuries, while Luo Hou died.
The world he can "reside" in, apart from the world of the Republic of China and the Lotus Lantern, now includes My Date with a Vampire.
The world did not really disappear. It should have entered the timeline of "My Date with a Vampire 2" according to the script of fate as he wished, which is also the "main line".
The danger level is rising sharply.
There were also gains, because after earning a lot of experience from this world-destroying war, my level reached 23.
Tan Wenjie is not in a hurry to go back for the time being. The connection between the two worlds has been cut off. He can take advantage of the time difference between the worlds to heal his wounds and recover first.
From the outside, there seems to be nothing wrong with Tan Wenjie.
As long as time is long enough, he will be able to heal himself, and his current injury will not affect his normal life.
The air is fresh in the early morning.
Tan Wenjie and girls including Nianying, Tingting, Zhuzhu, Jingjing and others went to the temple to burn incense.
People like Caiyi, Rourou, Ningshuang and others will definitely not come. It is either because of their identity issues or they have their own ancestors and will not go to the wrong temple.
Tan Wenjie is different. Others really worship gods, but he knows them and is quite familiar with them.
Girls in floral dresses were chattering in the front.
After passing the Hall of Heavenly Kings, the Main Hall is in front, and you can see the Buddha before you enter.
The Buddha gave him the golden hoop and also helped him open a golden hoop purchasing service in the mall. If he doesn't burn incense, it is definitely because he is ignorant.
The sun is shining brightly, making people feel lazy when it shines on their bodies.
The girls burned incense and kowtowed, forming a sharp contrast with the lazy figures behind them.
"Wenjie, it's your turn."
"coming."
Tan Wenjie flipped his hand and lit the incense.
Since he was already here, he did not let go of anything except Tathagata Buddha and Guanyin Bodhisattva, including other Bodhisattvas and Arhats.
When they were returning in the carriage, Zhuzhu suddenly suggested, "Why don't we ride back on bicycles?"
Jingjing said a little embarrassedly: "I don't know how to ride."
It was also at this time that she remembered that she was different from the other three, as they were all daughters of wealthy families.
"You can't ride on a bumpy road without using your butt." Tan Wenjie said, "Go home and ride in the yard."
Jingjing turned and looked at Tan Wenjie.
"I'll teach you how to ride a bike when I get back." Zhuzhu volunteered and said to Jingjing.
The two look so alike, more like twins than twins.
The courtyard of the Tan Mansion is large enough to accommodate several people riding bicycles, and even allow them to have a competition.
As soon as they came back, they couldn't wait to learn how to ride a bike.
The whole way was filled with the giggles of young girls.
Tan Wenjie's mood also improved involuntarily, with a smile on his face.
Looking at girls makes people happy and prolongs their life.
He was thinking about making some swings.
Flying skirts, white calves and swings, this is the breath of youth.
Until a fat figure very carelessly broke into his sight and blocked the girls' figures.
Tan Wenjie moved his eyes upwards and saw that the person coming was Zhu Dachang who was covering his face.
"Dachang, does Second Uncle have something else for you to bring to me?"
The only way for the two conditions of "covering the face" and "Zhu Dachang" to be met at the same time is that the second uncle slapped someone in the face after he had a dream.
"Yes." Zhu Dachang nodded.
Seeing Tan Wenjie raise his right hand, he immediately stepped back: "Wait a minute, Brother Jie, Second Uncle said that he really wants to thank you and is going to appoint you as a judge. Congratulations, Brother Jie."
Tan Wenjie paused. He thought that he had indirectly saved the six realms of reincarnation and should indeed be rewarded.
If we don't intervene, the world over there will be destroyed anyway, and the connection will be severed sooner or later. But we can't just chalk it up that way, he still played a big role.
Isn't it a bit inadequate to just give him the identity of a judge?
Tan Wenjie: "You're welcome. I'll take you after you die."
Zhu Dachang: “…”
I thought there was a red envelope, but it turned out that he was planning to take his own life.
Tan Wenjie asked again: "Do you have a book of life and death, or a judge's pen?"
"I don't know. By the way." Zhu Dachang paused, then said, "Second Uncle said that on the seventh day of the lunar month, the Black and White Impermanence will come to see you. Brother Jie, is there any saying about the seventh day of this month?"
"No."
It doesn’t matter whether it’s the first or seventh day of the New Year, people are just making an appointment.
Being a god is quite busy.
"I'll go first." Zhu Dachang took advantage of Tan Wenjie thinking and immediately turned around and left.
I didn't get slapped today, so I made a profit.
When leaving, Zhu Dachang was so excited that he jumped up and down.
Tan Wenjie withdrew his gaze.
The title of Judge Feng is a legitimate divine position. It is the second deity he can obtain besides the title of "Xuntian Weiling Tianzun".
For example, the "God of Wealth" was a title given by the people. With the destruction and rebirth of the zombie world, the belief in the God of Wealth related to Tan Wenjie also disappeared. This title was like a rootless duckweed.
Unless he uses his ability to influence the market again, there will be many people who will jump out to stop him.
Just as I was thinking about it, I heard a cry of surprise from a distance: "Oh!"
Jingjing, who was riding her bike crookedly, fell down.
Tan Wenjie immediately stood up, walked over and asked, "How is it?"
"It looks like it's sprained." Jingjing frowned.
Zhuzhu asked worriedly, "Do you want to see a doctor?"
Tan Wenjie shook his head: "No, I am the best doctor and I am best at massage."
He put aside the questions he had been thinking about before. A doctor is like a loving parent.
As the head of the family, he was concerned about the maid's safety and bent down to pick her up.
The servants all looked at their noses and their hearts, pretending not to see anything.
After the people had gone far away, someone sighed, "It seems that there will be another master in the mansion soon. Even if Jingjing has no status, we should be more careful in the future."
In the large mansion, the servants were all loyal to Tan Wenjie because he was still young. Until he died of old age, there was no need to doubt everyone's loyalty.
But at the same time, there are many gossips and complicated minds. If he didn’t get the role through the system lottery, he must have his own little thoughts.
It is inevitable to flatter the powerful and ignore the weak.
Someone immediately shook his head: "I think it's not one, but two."
"Miss Nian Ying? She has already been half a master."
"It's Miss Zhuzhu. She looks so much like Jingjing."
It's no secret that my master likes beautiful women. As for collecting vases, it's impossible for him to just want one when he knows there is a pair of vases.
Besides, a pair of beauties is no worse than a pair of vases.
The men think about which one they should not mess with and which one they should respect, while the maids are envious.
……
Renjia Town.
Qiu Sheng held the broom and gently nudged Wencai with his elbow.
"Who do you think the master is chatting with?"
The two of them could see Uncle Jiu talking into the basin with his butt sticking out.
"Of course, it must be..." Wencai said seriously, then paused, "Uh, it must be... guess who it is?"
Qiu Sheng: "It's definitely not Zhegu."
They have betrayed their master to Zhe Gu several times. Fortunately, the deep affection between master and disciple saved them from being silenced by Uncle Jiu, but they still suffered a lot.
Uncle Jiu, who was squatting in the distance, suddenly stood up.
"Qiu Sheng, a literary talent!"
"Yes!"
The two of them froze.
It is said that the older you get, the more deaf you become. Could it be that my master is going to regain his youth? That would be terrible.
"Prepare the pen, ink, paper and inkstone."
"Master, someone wants you to wholesale paper money again." Qiu Sheng reacted quickly and urged Wencai to move the table, while he went to Uncle Jiu to ask.
"It's Ajie...Uncle Master." The last two words were obviously smaller.
"Oh, it's Brother Jie. Master, why don't you follow us and call him Brother Jie?"
Seniority can be a deadly thing.
"Snapped!"
"Ouch."
Qiu Sheng covered his head, and saw Uncle Jiu turned his head away with his hands behind his back: "Humph, you should respect your teacher, and he has just been appointed as the Judge of the Underworld."
I'm definitely not envious, because I'm still the boss of the underworld bank, and everyone has a bright and beautiful future.
He just subconsciously wanted to pinch his thigh.
"Ouch." Qiu Sheng's eyes were red, "Master, legs, legs, legs, my legs."
"what?"
Uncle Jiu let go of his hand and coughed softly: "You haven't practiced enough, your legs are weak and powerless, add one more hour of horse stance later."
"what--?!"
Qiu Sheng was quick-witted and noticed that Uncle Jiu seemed a little unhappy. He knew that his master was narrow-minded, but it definitely couldn't be because of Tan Wenjie being appointed as the judge.
He is petty and vindictive, but never jealous.
So there is only one possibility.
When the two of them were talking on the phone just now, Brother Jie must have been calling her "Junior Brother" all the time, and maybe he was even calling Gillian "Junior Brother".
The more I think about it, the more likely it is.
Qiu Sheng, who felt that he had solved the case, asked, "Master, Brother Jie was conferred the title of Judge, why did he have to buy paper money for the dead?"
"personnel."
"Ah? The underworld is full of ghosts."
"Even ghosts talk about human affairs. If you have money, you can travel all over the world. Without money, you can't take a single step." Uncle Jiu nodded to Wencai, who had moved the table and prepared writing brush, ink, paper and inkstone.
Wencai is a little dull and likes to be lazy, but when he is put together with Qiu Sheng, he appears to be very diligent, because Qiu Sheng is smarter and knows how to be lazy better.
"Qiu Sheng, grind the ink."
"Oh, Master, please continue." Qiu Sheng did not forget to ask.
Wencai who was standing by also came over.
"Money is also needed in the underworld," said Uncle Jiu. "Otherwise, why would we burn so much money every year during the Ghost Festival?"
"With so much money burned every year, wouldn't the paper money be like toilet paper down there? It's worthless."
"So the denominations are getting bigger and bigger, and this year it will increase to 100,000 taels."
Qiu Sheng bent down and suggested in a low voice: "Master, how about we give Brother Jie a treat? He is so rich, we can make 100 dollars from him for every piece of paper we put in the grave."
Uncle Jiu's eyes suddenly widened and he coughed, "Ahem, how much?"
"If that's not enough, then 500 dollars." Qiu Sheng raised five fingers of his right hand.
"He is rich, not stupid." Uncle Jiu glared at his greedy apprentice and said, "It's enough to charge 50 more dollars each time."
"Master, do we have it?" Wencai asked in a low voice.
"Of course you have it, why don't you come and help."
By noon of the next day, the three masters and apprentices, who had been working by the light of day, finally finished writing the paper for the dead.
A merchant from the Tan family business came to take the paper money and left a small box full of money.
"Master." Qiu Sheng rubbed his hands, waiting to share the money.
He didn't even go home to sleep yesterday because of this big order.
Uncle Jiu took out four dollars.
"Two dollars each."
Although it was much less than expected, the two still said excitedly: "Thank you, Master!"
"Well, I'll keep the money for you and use it to help you find a wife in the future."
"Huh?" X2
"What? I promised to help Master Ren with the feng shui of his new shop today. Now I'm packing up and leaving."
"Master, we didn't get much sleep last night. Why don't you go by yourself?" Qiu Sheng complained, and Wencai nodded.
After working all night and getting nothing, he had no motivation at all.
Uncle Jiu glanced at the two of them and said, "Mr. Ren seemed to want to treat us to foreign tea."
"I heard coffee is very refreshing." Qiu Sheng said immediately, "How can I let Master work so hard? I must accompany you!"
Wencai: “Me too.”
……
A few days later, it was the seventh day.
Tan Wenjie was well prepared, so he fell asleep by himself that night.
At three o'clock in the morning, bursts of shouting were heard in the wind.
"Tan Wenjie, Tan Wenjie~"
The cold wind squeezed in through the gap in the window and into Tan Wenjie's ears.
Tan Wenjie opened his eyes and got up in a daze.
But he soon sobered up.
I was not really awake, but was in a state of "the Yin Spirit patrolling" where my soul was out of the body.
"Is Immortal Tan here?" the voice was still calling.
When Tan Wenjie went out through the door, he saw the Black and White Impermanence standing outside the yard.
"It turns out you are two ghost messengers." Tan Wenjie greeted them with a smile.
"Today we come here on the orders of King Yama." said Hei Wuchang.
Then Bai Wuchang spoke: "Tan Wenjie has made great contributions in saving the six paths, and is specially appointed as the judge of the underworld. He can exorcise ghosts and reward good and punish evil."
[You get a new title "Judge"]
Judge (0/100): Can exorcise ghosts and destroy demons, reward the good and punish the evil, can distinguish between the evil and the loyal, and can see past and present lives.
Tan Wenjie asked, "Do you need to report to the underworld?"
His physical body became an immortal and was deified. Whether he went to heaven or hell, he definitely didn't need to shed his body.
But he is not the kind of person who can work.
"Of course not." Bai Wuchang stuck out his long tongue and said with a smile, "President Tan can exercise his power as a judge freely. In this case, we should take our leave."
"Wait a minute, thank you two for coming all the way here." Tan Wenjie said, "I have asked people to prepare wine, meat, gold ingots, incense and candles, let's eat and chat."
"This..." Black and White Impermanence looked at each other.
But thinking about the extraordinary immortal in front of me, I should do him the honor of drinking a little.
Tan Wenjie led the two ghosts to a room that had been prepared long ago and sat down.
The ghost loves to eat eggs and drink alcohol, so he prescribed the right remedies and even went to his uncle to buy some ghost paper.
As a judge who has just taken up his post, if Tan Wenjie wants to live a better life, he must consult the old employees and learn some experience.
What can be spent is called money; what cannot be spent is just junk.
Take the table with the Black and White Impermanence.
Seeing that no one was pouring wine, Tan Wenjie called out the red and white corpses.
One wearing red and the other wearing white, they look no different from ordinary women, and are perfect to be maids.
During the dinner, Tan Wenjie asked a lot of questions, but most of them were about bragging about all sorts of things.
The host and the guests enjoyed the meal very much.
When the rooster crowed, the Black and White Impermanence finally remembered and quickly stood up to say goodbye.
Tan Wenjie turned around and went back to the room, lying down in his own body.
The next moment, Tan Wenjie on the bed blinked and sat up.
He chose to put on the title of "Judge" and when he walked out of the room, he saw a maid coming. She should be here to clean and help him make the bed.
"Master." The maid greeted immediately.
Tan Wenjie had an impression of her. She was one of the earliest maids in the Tan mansion and was very honest.
His eyes stayed on the other person's head, and some words popped up.
[You were a tyrant in your previous life, and you will be a slave in this life for the rest of your life]
Very simple.
"Master?" the maid asked in confusion.
"Go in and clean up."
"Yes."
Tan Wenjie shook his head.
Doing evil in the previous life and suffering in this life seems right but it also makes people feel awkward. The retribution should be in this life.
But one who abuses his power will not be sent to the eighteenth level of hell, so in this life she became a cautious maid.
When strolling into the kitchen, Tan Wenjie saw a few interesting things.
Some people were good people in their previous life, and are destined to enjoy a peaceful old age in this life with filial children.
Some people owed debts in their previous life, and their sons come to collect the debts in this life.
When he asked, he found out that they were all unmarried.
The world needs rules to operate, and everything is "destined". It seems interesting, but Tan Wenjie is eager to escape from fate and truly transcend the world.
The stronger you are, the weaker you feel.
His eyes suddenly shifted to a goose in a cage.
【Three lifetimes of evil deeds lead to grave sins】
"Master, we have roast goose for dinner tonight." Abin said as he opened the cage and prepared to take the goose out, but he didn't expect the goose to peck his arm.
"Ouch——" Abin screamed in pain.
"It's really fierce." Tan Wenjie said, "I'll stew it for lunch today. Remember not to eat it secretly. This goose has a strong evil spirit. You will be unlucky if you eat it."
If you are not very skilled in Taoism, you will be asking for trouble if you eat it.
After Tan Wenjie left, several people looked at each other.
At first, the kitchen staff didn't take it seriously, but when the goose was out of the pot at noon, someone couldn't help but steal a piece of meat.
I didn't notice anything wrong with the food, I just thought the master was making a fuss.
At the lunch table, Tan Wenjie didn't let anyone else touch the goose and enjoyed it alone.
The ladies were not greedy for meat and only ate the delicate and refreshing side dishes. Except for Ningshuang who was practicing martial arts, no one else wanted to touch meat at all.
There happened to be plenty of meat on the table, so no one wanted to snatch the goose meat from him.
After Tan Wenjie finished eating the goose, he found that his merit had increased by 1 point.
For people with high spiritual attainments, eating ferocious animals can actually have the effect of converting them.
"Reward the good, punish the evil, and save the people." Tan Wenjie felt that he understood a little bit.
The judge is indeed not a simple person.
After the meal, he calculated the time with his fingers. He planned to make medicine from the White Snake and the Green Snake's Yuandan and swallow it. No matter how small a mosquito is, it is still meat. Swallowing it raw can increase the magic power of thousands of years by one or two thousand. The effect might be even better if he eats it after making the medicine.
He was just about to go to Magic Mountain to meditate for a few days, but he saw that the mansion was busy.
"Master, it's bad. Someone in the kitchen is vomiting and having diarrhea." The housekeeper came running over, panting and sweating, and said, "It might be dysentery."
(End of this chapter)