Chapter 529: Two Generals in a Mountain of People, Listening to Orders in Front of the Altar
Chapter 529: Two Generals in a Mountain of People, Listening to Orders in Front of the Altar
Secretary Li had just finished the work assigned by her boss. The entire Wenjie Entertainment Company was lacking everything except actresses waiting for the opportunity to become famous.
After learning that someone from another company had made an appointment to discuss work, Secretary Li went downstairs to receive them, but unexpectedly saw a familiar face at the front desk.
Ma Xiaoling, the celestial master of Lingling Hall.
He was 90% confident that the other party had a close relationship with his boss.
When the other party spoke, his confidence increased to 200%!
Ma Xiaoling: "I'm here to see Tan Wenjie."
Secretary Li immediately put on a friendly smile and said, "Miss Ma, please come this way. The boss has something to do. Please go to the office and wait for a while."
As for advance reservations with other companies, it doesn’t matter.
Being a lackey is what he is best at. If he serves the boss well, he will not be unemployed even if the company goes bankrupt. He must not think that he is capable enough and pursue a career, and go astray.
Only by choosing the right track can you make continuous progress.
"Thank you." Ma Xiaoling nodded slightly to Secretary Li.
She just thought that Secretary Li was a naturally kind person. After all, in her limited contact with him, he had always been approachable, completely different from the secretaries of other company bosses who looked down on others.
The two of them attracted a lot of attention as they walked and talked. They all speculated where the long-legged woman came from and how she could make Secretary Li treat her so seriously and even smile.
When Tan Wenjie is not in the company, Secretary Li would like everyone to observe the growth of his nose hair.
Even when facing a popular actress, Secretary Li would not have the slightest smile on his face.
This woman is not simple.
The two came to Tan Wenjie's office.
Secretary Li raised his hand and knocked on the door gently. As soon as he pushed the door open a crack, his eyes suddenly widened.
Boss, what are you doing!
A disheveled-haired woman was lying on the table in a strange posture. He couldn't see what her lower body was doing because of the angle, but he was sure that it couldn't be stuffed into the computer.
What’s important is the height of the woman’s upper body and her movements, as if she is eating intestines at a table.
Hiss——, he is worthy of being the boss. He is working hard to check the actress's voice condition. However, this actress looks very unfamiliar.
Go back and investigate quietly, and give the other party some privileges appropriately.
There are some things that the boss doesn't need to say out loud, as a secretary he should understand them himself.
The most perfect lackey is the one who does the servile behavior in a subtle and silent way.
All the thoughts flashed through his mind in just a moment. Secretary Li just made a gesture to open the door. After a sudden thought, he quickly stepped back and slammed the door shut with a bang.
Ma Xiaoling, who had just stopped, looked at him in confusion: "Secretary Li, you are sweating a lot."
"There's a problem with the company's air conditioning, and I've been feeling a little weak lately." Secretary Li raised his hand and touched his face, but he was guarding the door like a door god, his brain working fast, and he was determined not to let Ma Xiaoling in.
He suddenly seemed to remember something: "Ah, I suddenly remembered that the boss said Miss Ma is different from others. You can find her anytime when you come. No matter what she is busy with, Miss Ma is the priority."
Ma Xiaoling raised the corner of her mouth and pretended to be indifferent: "No need to treat it specially."
"Yes, yes, I must have it!" Secretary Li said hurriedly, "This way, please. Miss Ma must be here to see our boss for important work. We can't delay it."
Remembering that her visit this time was not for important work, Ma Xiaoling felt a little embarrassed, but it was not convenient for her to explain.
She just thought of Tan Wenjie when she passed by here, so she came to take a look. She herself didn't know what she was thinking.
The two came to the door of Jin Weilai's room.
Remembering that Jin Weilai was not in a normal state of mind and had been in a coma, Secretary Li thought that nothing should go wrong and raised his hand to knock on the door.
"Come in." Tan Wenjie's voice came.
There must be no problem now, otherwise the boss wouldn't let anyone in without any fear of slander.
Secretary Li pushed the door open and saw Jin Weilai throwing herself into the boss's arms.
Secretary Li: (⊙_⊙;)!
Again!
"How come my contact lenses fell off? I can't see anything." Secretary Li quickly stepped back and slammed the door.
Tan Wenjie: “…”
What are you imagining? Can't you have more confidence in yourself? I never... uh, rarely use any unspoken rules.
"Ah!" Jin Weilai had already grabbed his shoulders and opened his mouth to bite.
Tan Wenjie raised his hand and slapped Jin Weilai on the forehead.
There was some force left in this slap.
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuu"
Jin Weilai leaned back with tears in her eyes, covering her head with her hands. When she let go of her hands, her forehead was red and swollen. The invulnerable zombie was almost blasted on the head by Tan Wenjie's slap.
Her eyes also became clear.
"Awake?"
"Uh-huh!"
She covered her head and nodded, not daring to be unconscious.
……
Outside.
Secretary Li felt his heart beating uncontrollably and thought to himself, "Oh no! I have ruined my boss's plan. My work is over now."
What’s worse is that he also brought Ma Xiaoling along.
"Secretary Li, what's wrong?" Ma Xiaoling, who followed over, asked in confusion, "He's not in there?"
Secretary Li wiped the sweat from his forehead.
"Should the boss be in there or not? Haha, why don't you guess?" He reminded loudly to at least put on his shorts.
As long as no one witnessed the spear cutting the water, everything about the poisonous dragon hiding in the cave could be explained.
Ma Xiaoling frowned: "Get out of the way."
If you try to hide something, there must be something wrong.
"This, this, this..."
"Let Xiaoling in."
"Yes."
Secretary Li immediately made way for the other party. When the other party entered the room, his heart began to beat fast.
In the early 21st century, the entertainment godfather was caught cheating in his own company. He couldn't imagine what would happen if the news got out. At least he would die a miserable death.
When Ma Xiaoling entered the room, she saw Tan Wenjie sitting on the bed, and in the corner there was a woman covering her red and swollen head.
"Zombies?"
The other party's corpse teeth were not hidden.
Ma Xiaoling did not act in a hurry, but looked at Tan Wenjie with an inquiring look.
We are all Heavenly Masters and belong to the same camp.
"She is an employee of my company. She was targeted by a zombie and then bitten by the zombie in her dream."
Tan Wenjie explained and took out a bottle of Blood Angel and handed it to the bewildered Jin Weilai.
"This is a Blood Angel. After drinking it, zombies won't become dependent on human blood, nor will they go crazy."
Jin Weilai opened the Blood Angel and drank it all in one gulp. His anxious state was immediately relieved and the hunger in his stomach disappeared.
"I don't know that person." Jin Weilai said, "He said he likes me very much. He always appears in my dreams. Boss, do you want me to wait until he appears in my dream next time and then I can persuade him not to bite anyone again?"
"You are so naive and cute." Tan Wenjie said with a smile, "I have found his location. Don't worry, I will help you vent your anger."
Tan Wenjie had already spotted Domoto's location with his eyes shining brightly.
After he pushed the door open and walked out, Ma Xiaoling and Jin Weilai looked at each other and followed him. Because Jin Weilai was almost beaten to a pulp by Tan Wenjie, she walked unsteadily, and Ma Xiaoling took the initiative to support her.
Secretary Li, who was staying at the door, looked at the three people who came out of harmony: "?"
Is this the value of a boss?
It seems that I still have a lot to learn.
Give your most respectful gaze.
"Secretary Li."
"Yes, boss."
"Tell everyone to stay away from the roof. The three of us will go up there to get some fresh air."
"Yes."
roof.
Tan Wenjie stopped and looked into the distance. At this time, Domoto Shizuka was in Tsutenkaku.
Two rainmakers jumped out from behind him, their bodies fluffy after drinking enough water.
"Chili pepper, cumin!" Ma Xiaoling squatted down and rubbed the sheep's head in surprise, "You are so cute."
It's softer and feels better when kneaded, like cotton.
Even Jin Weili, who is a zombie, can't resist the charm of the two elves.
Tan Wenjie blew a whistle, and the two rainmakers he had trained jumped out from the roof and turned into two dark clouds in the air.
The coverage area is three to five miles.
"Not even close."
He doesn't have Lei Cao, but he has raised a group of small animals that can release lightning.
"Whoa whoa--"
Big roosters flapped their wings and flew out from behind Tan Wenjie, landing on the rain clouds in front with a flash of lightning.
The rain clouds were instantly lit up by lightning.
The rumbling thunder never stops.
Ma Xiaoling had seen Tan Wenjie's abilities before and didn't think they were exaggerated, but Jin Weilai was very surprised.
I didn't expect that my boss is actually the director of a zoo... No, it's that he has so many spiritual beasts under his command, the sheep can turn into rain clouds, and the chickens can emit electricity.
Just as she was thinking about it, she saw Tan Wenjie lift up his right foot, and the sneakers on his feet turned into cloth shoes.
Can cloth shoes also change?
"Ah——" X3
A three-headed dragon dived into the rain clouds.
"Gudong." Jin Weilai swallowed.
Before my eyes, there are clouds moving, dragons swimming, lightning and thunder, and strong winds blowing in my face.
The sky was clear in the distance, but nearby there were only dark thunderclouds pressing down on overhead like a pot lid.
The dark thunderclouds with lightning looked like a hole in the sky, with water pouring out continuously.
The wet rain hit me like a heavy slap in the face.
Jin Weilai blinked her eyes repeatedly, trying to clear away the rain that was blurring her vision.
Turning around, he found that all the rain had bypassed Tan Wenjie, and Ma Xiaoling was also given special care and did not get wet at all, only himself... Boss, you treat them differently.
This isn't over yet.
Tan Wenjie grabbed with both hands, and two more flags appeared in his hands.
One says "人" (person) and the other says "山" (mountain).
The flags were waving and shaking.
"Two generals in the mountain of people, listen to your orders in front of the altar."
He casually threw the flag towards the thundercloud.
The flag that had left Tan Wenjie's hands fell onto the thundercloud, fluttering in the wind and growing bigger as it moved.
Tan Wenjie now had another Five Thunders Heavenly Master Order in his hand.
"Zhu Xie."
After saying that, the Five Thunders Heavenly Master's Order was thrown towards the thundercloud and was grabbed by the Black Mountain Old Demon.
"Receive the decree!"
Standing on the rooftop, Jin Weilai could only see two huge general flags standing in the black clouds flashing with lightning.
The thunderclouds moved away at a rapid speed.
Jin Weilai finally understood why Tan Wenjie laughed before. He didn't need her help to persuade the zombie in his dream.
Because today is the day that zombie dies.
……
Domoto Shizuka, who had just woken up from a dream, felt a strong sense of uneasiness. He had always believed that he was invincible in his dreams, but he did not expect to be awakened by a finger.
Turning around, he saw the zombie that had bitten him before, and his two companions.
They were sitting on the sofa and chatting.
"Crow, will Sadako really be okay?"
"rest assured."
"After the Great Blood Swastika Curse is completed..." The bald middle-aged man was holding a cigar as big as a pig intestine in his hand. His face suddenly changed and he looked out the window.
This is Tsutenkaku, a high-rise building with floor-to-ceiling windows, so you can clearly see everything happening outside.
Several people subconsciously turned their heads to look out the window and found a rotating and twisting thundercloud approaching rapidly.
"Boom!"
Domoto was so surprised that he couldn't control his jaw and his mouth opened.
Above the thundercloud, a huge robot holding a token had raised its arm, which had turned into a cannon, and was aiming at its own position.
Boom! !
The thunderclouds burst into lightning, and the scattered branch-like electric currents quickly twisted after approaching Tsutenkaku, forming drill-like lightning columns.
Windows shattered.
The sound of broken glass didn't even have time to explode before it was melted by the high temperature.
"escape!"
I couldn't tell who shouted.
The three people who were sitting on the sofa just now disappeared in an instant, leaving only Domoto Shizuka, who was at the bottom of the list and had the slowest reaction speed, standing there.
He watched as lightning filled his eyes, felt his body pierced by lightning, and lost consciousness the next moment.
"Baga, what's the origin!"
"I don't know."
"What should we do now?"
The two zombies looked at the bald man in tacit understanding.
The bald middle-aged man holding a cigar in his hand forced a confident smile.
"Local gods are not enough to be relied upon."
just.
"puff"--!
A cluster of red lightning streaked across the sky, instantly shattering the bald man's confidence.
The zombie that was joking with him just now had its head exploded and fell to the ground.
"Crow!" another zombie exclaimed.
The friend who had been with me for many years died just like that.
Then he also felt the suffocating feeling of being enveloped by death.
It's my turn.
Bang, the head exploded.
……
The rooftop of Wenjie Entertainment Company.
Tan Wenjie's third eye shone brightly, his left hand grasped the golden bow, and his right hand held a bullet.
He exerted force with his arms and pulled the golden bow to the full moon.
His physical strength was pouring in like crazy. His current physical strength limit was as high as 15538 points, and his physical strength recovery rate was 95%. Wars of attrition and explosive blitzkrieg were what he was good at.
Even Yamamoto Kazuo's cheating zombie couldn't withstand his slingshot, and the current Tan Wenjie is even stronger than when he killed Yamamoto Kazuo.
A zombie that was bitten by the general himself can be killed with a slingshot.
If they stand in a row, Tan Wenjie is confident that he can score three goals at once.
"The second one."
Originally, he just wanted Chu Renmei and the Black Mountain Old Demon, who were gradually failing to keep up with his strength, to do something small to eliminate Domoto Shizuka who dared to bite the actress from his company. Unexpectedly, he would accidentally see other zombies that had been bitten by Jiang Chen.
The experience is delivered to your doorstep, and the other party is the type who has done all kinds of evil things. It would be a waste not to reap the benefits.
The zombie whose head was blown up by Tan Wenjie just now was the great wizard Crow from Rikono.
The second person he targeted was even more famous. He was Xu Fu, who was searching for the elixir of life during the Qin Dynasty.
But in this world, Xu Fu did not find the elixir of immortality, but found Jiang Chen. After Jiang Chen bit him, he bit Qin Shi Huang, making the other party immortal.
As for the Qin Shi Huang of this world, it seemed that he died at the hands of Kuang Tianyou because he discovered that he was a monster and not an immortal zombie, and he particularly wanted to fall in love.
So, just fight if you want to fight, and don’t get involved in love. A zombie who has lived for thousands of years wouldn’t be able to understand love.
Tan Wenjie has always held the attitude that if he can make money from this world, he will make money, and if he can't make money, he won't force it, because the core of this world is already written in the title of the film - dating.
Love is the most powerful force in this world, which is similar to the world of The Lotus Lantern, but at least the cultivation values of The Lotus Lantern are real. As long as the values are high, the protagonist Yang Jian cannot defeat Yuanshi Tianzun.
But it’s not necessarily the case here. Love is really unreasonable.
The second bullet was fired, and red lightning pierced through the sky.
Two first generation zombies were shot to death.
A lot of experience has been gathered.
Tan Wenjie drew his bow again and aimed at the only remaining bald man.
The other party's origins are also not simple. According to legend, the five-colored messengers who followed Nuwa were created by Nuwa by extracting the five bad qualities of human nature. They were supposed to protect Nuwa together with the generals and ministers, but in the end they all turned against her.
In Tan Wenjie's eyes, bald men are experience monsters and should not be wasted easily.
The benefits of shooting two zombies in just a moment are comparable to spawning monsters all over the world in other secret realms.
He loosened his fingers and red lightning flew out again.
Inside the blown-up Tsutenkaku.
Bald Lan Dali sensed the breath of death, and the calmness on his face was no longer there.
Red lightning appeared from the end of the skyline as far as he could see, and just as the thought "how fast" came to his mind, the red lightning was already close to his forehead.
There is no time to think that he is going to die, because his life will leave him faster than his brain can function.
Normally this is true.
Time suddenly stopped.
A figure wearing a white windbreaker and a floor-length scarf appeared out of nowhere.
He tapped the air lightly with his fingers as if he was playing the piano, and the urgent thunder and lightning seemed unimportant in his eyes.
Coming in front of Lan Dali, he slowly raised his left hand and pinched Chiwan.
The next moment, time flows again.
zizi.
Akamaru's electric currents crackled but he couldn't get out from between his fingers, and eventually he ran out of power due to exhaustion of electricity.
"True Ancestor!" Lan Dali knelt down in surprise when he saw the person coming.
He wiped the sweat from his forehead with the back of his hand. It had been many years since Lan Dali felt the fear of death so close.
"What a familiar smell." He put the red pill under his nose and sniffed it. He turned his head and seemed to be chatting with the air: "Okay, it's an invitation from an old friend, there's no reason for me to disagree."
Lan Dali wondered who the True Ancestor was chatting with, but in the end he didn't say anything and just tried to reduce his presence.
the other side.
On the rooftop of the company, the golden bow in Tan Wenjie's hand disappeared. He stretched out his hand with some dissatisfaction, and the big roosters, sheep, cloth shoes, etc. in the distance all flew back.
He looked unhappy.
Ma Xiaoling on the side moved her eyes: What's wrong?
She didn't know why, but she could easily capture Tan Wenjie's emotional fluctuations.
Tan Wenjie responded with his eyes: I met an annoying old friend.
Ma Xiaoling: A bastard more arrogant than you?
Tan Wenjie: Damn, how can you see through my true thoughts!
Jin Weilai stared and looked left and right:?
Can you add yourself? Otherwise, my eyes keep moving and I look stupid.
Tan Wenjie actually didn't dislike Jiang Chen, but he hated that someone was more pretentious than him. He made such a big scene, with clouds and rain, lightning and thunder, but in the end, Jiang Chen just brushed it off, which made way for him to show off.
He just said to Jiang Chen at the end: "I will treat you to a meal, come to my house."
They have the ability to see and hear from thousands of miles away and can communicate across the air.
Ma Xiaoling and Jin Weilai, who were standing next to Tan Wenjie, were very confused. They didn't know who he was talking to, but since Tan Wenjie took the initiative to invite him, he must not be an ordinary person.
Tan Wenjie turned to look at Jin Weilai, thinking about how to deal with him.
It’s better for Demon Star to stay by my side.
He was not very interested in Pangu's tomb, which contained Pangu's arrows and Pangu's bows, which could be used to shoot down meteorites that came from outer space and caused the end of the world.
It doesn't make much sense, because in order to use the Pangu Bow well, one must "love infinitely". Tan Wenjie has love for infinite people, not just one person, so there is a natural recoil between the weapon and him.
Go back and take it away. After all, it has the power of a star-shattering level. Ask your master, the Immortal of the South Pole, or Taishang Laojun for help in transforming it.
He cannot love infinitely, but he has channels to contact people with infinite magical powers.
"Xiaoling, take Weilai to Jiajia Building and keep him with us so that nothing will go wrong."
"Okay." Ma Xiaoling didn't ask any more questions.
She felt that this was the most correct method at the moment. In case Jin Weilai really lost control and wanted to suck blood, they could still subdue the zombies as soon as possible.
After leaving the rooftop, Tan Wenjie suddenly remembered the talisman he had placed on the table, so he separated from the two and returned to the office.
Just opened the office door.
I saw a female ghost crawling out of the computer screen with her upper body in a strange posture.
Such a familiar pose.
Tan Wenjie walked around and came in front of the other party.
"Sadako?"
A familiar face. I had captured Sadako when I went to Japan in the world of "Derek Police". She looked very similar to her.
But unlike that Sadako, this Sadako had a classy look on her face and must have been a corporate slave before her death.
When he looked down, he understood why the other party was stuck here. It turned out that the other party's elbow touched the talisman he left behind.
I thought it was some special heavy-taste plot, like a female ghost being stuck in the screen, and then... Fortunately, he hasn't exorcised ghosts himself for a long time.
Tan Wenjie's talismans are mass-produced and wholesaled, but they are different from those of ordinary magicians. The talismans used by magicians of all religions are borrowing magic and praying to the gods.
There is also a saying "Hurry up and deliver the message", where Luling refers to the god who runs errands and delivers messages.
Tan Wenjie himself is a god, the effect of his talismans is not discounted, and he can write notes for himself.
After pulling out the talisman, the female ghost looked at Tan Wenjie in horror, then turned back to the computer.
Tan Wenjie: “…”
Remembering that he still had generals to deal with, he let the other party go for the time being.
I'll come back and be a bad guest later.
When I was leaving the office, I was met by Secretary Li.
The other party's gaze was very strange, which made Tan Wenjie wonder if there was something wrong with the matchmaker's red string. That was impossible. The matchmaker's red string was not like those gods from foreign countries. He only respected heterosexuality.
"Secretary Li, are you... okay?"
"Boss, please allow me to follow you all the time. There is so much I can learn from you."
Tan Wenjie patted Secretary Li on the shoulder and said, "You are full of emotions, but your vocabulary is a little lacking."
It turns out that he came here specifically to flatter me.
The praise was stiff and emotional, which made him feel satisfied and disappointed.
"Thank you for the advice, boss."
Secretary Li felt tears welling up in his eyes as he watched Tan Wenjie leave. He felt that he was still far from being perfect.
Other employees passing by saw this scene: "..."
After all, she is a secretary. This shamelessness is enough for me to learn for a while.
When Secretary Li saw other people looking at him, he snorted coldly, raised his chin and turned to leave. In front of the boss, he was a perfect lackey, but in front of ordinary employees, please address him respectfully - Secretary Li!
Ta-ta-ta, the sound of leather shoes stepping on the floor is getting farther and farther away.
Everyone: Tsk!
……
Jiajia Building.
"Knock knock."
There was a knock on the door.
Tan Wenjie opened the door and looked at the two figures standing outside, his eyes focused on Jiang Chen who was wearing a white windbreaker.
"More like a human than before." Tan Wenjie nodded.
Forcing the king to return to his throne has reduced his own momentum a lot.
As expected, the king does not meet the king.
The red-haired woman following behind opened her mouth: "You are to the True Ancestor..."
"Hey!" Jiang Chen raised his hand and said to the other party, "We are guests, we should be polite."
"I think you have no manners at all." Tan Wenjie complained, "Do you always go to other people's homes empty-handed?"
Jiang Chen smiled and said, "I'm sorry, I've tried very hard to learn how to be a good person, but there are always some details that I haven't considered."
He always had a graceful look on his face and was sincere when he apologized.
After entering the door, Jiang Chen looked around.
"You live here?"
“Is it better than the cave you lived in?”
"I haven't lived in a cave for a long time." Jiang Chen said, "There are traces of human life here. Maybe this is what we call the smell of fireworks?"
"Why do you care so much about people?" Tan Wenjie was puzzled. "In the time it takes you to sleep, the human dynasty can change several times."
"Because I'm very interested." Jiang Chen replied, "Being a human is very interesting, with seven emotions and six desires, seemingly imperfect but also perfect."
Tan Wenjie: “…”
He couldn't understand it, but he did admit that the seven emotions and six desires were very interesting.
Without love, hate, or grudges, and treating everything in the world with a normal mind, then wouldn't it be a waste for him to have a handsome face and the skills he has acquired through his own efforts?
Jiang Chen pulled out a chair and sat at the dining table. "What do you want to eat?"
"Ganoderma lucidum stewed chicken, grilled lamb kebabs, and the leftovers from my last meal."
However, the herb used was not Ganoderma Lucidum. Tan Wenjie was short of money and could not afford to pay much for the ritual.
Looking at the dish served, Jiang Chen was puzzled: "The Lingzhi I ate at that time didn't seem to be this kind."
"It's very expensive. If you can afford good ingredients, I can help you make it."
Tan Wenjie never learned how to cook, nor did he need to learn.
People who can cook and cook deliciously will keep cooking all their lives, and people who can’t cook will never starve to death. Although it may seem like a fallacy, this is the reality.
He was used to a life of having everything provided for him, and he could learn anything except washing clothes, cooking, and housework.
Jiang Chen smiled, picked up the chopsticks, picked up a piece of food and put it into his mouth.
He didn't comment on the quality of the dish, but judging from his expression, he didn't seem to plan on picking up his chopsticks again.
"You're welcome. Eat."
If you don't eat it, I will have to eat it.
Tan Wenjie is very confident in his cooking skills. Unless the ingredients are top-notch, the food will be absolutely inedible.
"Leftovers?" Jiang Chen looked at the leftovers, picked up a piece with chopsticks and put it into his mouth, saying with satisfaction, "Is this the smell of fireworks?"
"..."
He was just too lazy to serve his generals and ministers, so he just used the leftovers to make up the number.
Knock knock, there was a knock on the door at this moment.
Because Jiang Chen and his friends did not close the door after they entered, Ma Xiaoling brought Wang Zhenzhen with her and just knocked on the door.
Seeing that there were guests at Tan Wenjie's house, they did not disturb him too much: "I have arranged for Jin Weilai to live upstairs."
After saying that, he left.
Kuang Tianyou and Fusheng moved out and the room was empty again.
"your friend?"
"A woman from the Ma family."
The general was silent: "..."
He remembered that he had a pleasant time getting along with Tan Wenjie before.
Tan Wenjie pointed at himself and said, "If you have any emotional problems, feel free to consult me. It's free."
The red-haired woman who had remained silent from beginning to end: "..."
She had a feeling that if Jiang Chen stayed with this man for a long time, he would learn bad things.
Jiang Chen is not a human, so he does not have any emotional shame. He should be able to say anything easily, but he finally said: "It just so happens that I have a friend..."
After listening to this, Tan Wenjie concluded: "Well, your... friend has a mission to protect a woman, but that woman wants to destroy the world for reasons that cannot be told."
The general nodded, indicating that what he said was correct.
Tan Wenjie continued, "Then your friend fell in love with another woman during this period, but that woman wanted to kill your friend. Moreover, after knowing that the woman your friend was protecting was going to destroy the world, she also wanted to kill that woman."
Jiang Chen nodded again, and couldn't help but sigh that Tan Wenjie's analysis was very thorough.
In his expectant eyes, Tan Wenjie said: "Your friend is a scumbag."
"I just don't know what to do." Jiang Chen said.
"You?" Tan Wenjie was puzzled. "Aren't we talking about your friends?"
"Yes, my friend." Jiang Chen nodded, "He doesn't know what to do."
Red-haired woman: “…”
She really wanted to remind Jiang Chen that his true colors had been exposed long ago, but she finally chose to keep her mouth shut.
"How simple it is. Just figure out why the woman your friend wants to protect must destroy the world. If she doesn't destroy the world, won't the contradiction disappear?"
"But how should I choose between the two of them?"
"You're wrong again. It's your friend."
"Yes, he is my friend, what should he choose?"
"Of course I want them all." Tan Wenjie was puzzled. "Monogamy has only been around for a few decades. Why should you, an old man who has been around since before humans were born, abide by modern marriage concepts?"
"Of course I want them all, but they are all very independent women and they will definitely not agree to it."
"You're thinking too much. Let's deal with the end of the world first, otherwise it will be a waste of time and effort, and you won't even get the last girl."
Red-haired woman: “…”
You two have stopped hiding it, right? You don't even mention "friends".
The two people chatting didn't realize there was anything wrong with this.
After drinking a glass of wine, Jiang Chen asked, "If the world really ends, what will you do?"
"Don't ask me such a serious question." Tan Wenjie filled Jiang Chen's glass and poured himself another. "I will definitely run as far as I can."
"You won't." Jiang Chen suddenly said.
"Huh? Don't act like you know me so well."
Jiang Chen smiled and stood up: "I like this meal very much, especially your leftovers. Next time I will treat you to leftovers."
After saying that, the two disappeared.
Tan Wenjie couldn't help but want to complain: "What's wrong with you? Why do you like to eat leftovers?"
He must be possessed by a demon.
"Why is there nothing left for me?" Looking at the leftovers on the plate, Tan Wenjie wanted to complain again.
The footsteps came again, it was Ma Xiaoling.
Smelling the strong smell of alcohol in the room, she frowned and raised her hand to fan her face, making sure that Tan Wenjie looked okay before she felt relieved.
"That was your friend just now?"
She was not a gossipy person, but she always felt a little uncomfortable after seeing the man in white. It seemed as if there was a voice telling her that the other person was not simple.
"Xiaoling, I couldn't bear to eat the meal you cooked for me before, because that bastard ate it all." Tan Wenjie said immediately, "I really want to eat it, you know me."
"You still want to eat, and I happen to be cooking today, so I'll make you one."
"This is not good."
Tan Wenjie’s cooking is just not tasty, and Ma Xiaoling’s cooking level... the beans are most likely not cooked through.
"It's not something I made just for you."
Although you look cute when you are stubborn, the food you cook is not cute, it is poisonous.
"what are you doing?"
Seeing Ma Xiaoling walking towards the kitchen, Tan Wenjie's heart skipped a beat and a sense of crisis surged in his heart.
If you just want to pick up a girl, there's no need to torture yourself like this.
"You still have mutton at home."
Ma Xiaoling put on an apron. She didn't know why, but there seemed to be a voice in her heart telling her that Tan Wenjie seemed to like the type of women who were good wives and mothers.
She even seemed to have seen it in her dreams.
……
Ling Ling Hall.
Madonna, who has turned into a ghost, is counting the seconds.
"Twenty-five minutes."
Twenty-five minutes is already an extraordinary performance for most men. In another ten months, I may have a great-grandson in my arms.
Madonna, who had been dead for many years, felt her scalp tingling for the first time.
Finally, Ma Xiaoling came back.
"Xiaoling, he didn't do anything to you, did he?" Madonna asked nervously.
"He had grilled lamb kebabs at home. I ate some. They added too much chili."
This time Ma Xiaoling was fully prepared. Not only did she not have to worry about her mouth, she even wore socks, which absolutely provided her with all-round defense against her aunt's questions.
"Wear your socks properly, too."
Madonna: “…”
Hesitant to speak.
Finally he sighed.
It would be better to be taken advantage of, then find out that the other person is a pervert, and finally break off all ties and choose to just catch zombies.
How could a woman from the Ma family fall in love? This is a terminal illness. Moreover, she can use her decades of life experience and woman's intuition to determine that Tan Wenjie must be a philandering scumbag.
We must find a way to break them up... use indirect methods, not too obvious, to guide them to distance themselves from each other.
"He can't know it was me who did it."
Being an aunt to such a degree, Madonna herself felt aggrieved. She was the elder of the girl, so why did she act like a grandson in front of Tan Wenjie?
It’s amazing that she has high magical powers, she also has external support.
While Ma Xiaoling was taking a shower, Madonna immediately went to find her strongest foreign aid He Yingqiu for help.
hospital.
He Yingqiu, who was diagnosing and prescribing medicine for ghosts, understood her intention and shook his head and said, "Impossible, that's the ancestor."
Letting a Taoist disciple attack the founder is no different from seeking death.
"A woman from the Ma family cannot shed tears for a man, or she will lose all her magical powers."
"Then... introduce a job to Xiaoling and let her go abroad temporarily?" He Yingqiu changed his mind and suggested, "It just so happens that there is a very scary website on the Internet recently. It has killed many people. I have investigated and found that the final location is in Japan."
"That's good." Madonna nodded repeatedly.
If only we could separate them.
The next day, Ma Xiaoling received a call.
"What? Not going."
A great job of saving the world, but requiring a business trip, only pays tens of thousands of dollars.
She is actually not that tall, so she shouldn't be the one to pay to hold up the sky when it falls.
Madonna, who was originally confident of winning, was standing aside: "..."
I took everything into consideration, except Ma Xiaoling's money-obsessed personality.
Fortunately, the money was added promptly.
"How much?!"
Ma Xiaoling turned up the volume.
"Okay, I can fly over today."
Any hesitation for even a second would be a sign of disrespect for money.
Madonna breathed a sigh of relief.
That's right, why talk about love? Just love money.
"Xiaoling, where are you going?" Madonna asked knowingly as she watched Ma Xiaoling packing her luggage to leave.
"I have to go on a business trip, but I have to buy something from Uncle Qiu first." Ma Xiaoling sighed, "Every time I ask for a high price, but half of it has to be used to buy Uncle Qiu's magic tools."
Watching the figure walking away in long boots.
Madonna: “…”
He Yingqiu really doesn't suffer any loss. While helping himself, he also thinks about making money.
……
Jiajia Building, the room upstairs where Jin Weilai lives.
Tan Wenjie used his Heavenly Eyes to scan Jin Weilai's stomach, and saw a breath rapidly condensing inside.
Zombies are infertile, and even if they can give birth, they will give birth to evil stars that destroy the world.
The so-called evil star in the prophecy actually has another identity.
The world was created by Pangu's clan, and each time a world was created, a Pangu tomb was left behind.
They arranged for Nuwa to come to Earth to create human beings. If Nuwa deviated, the evil star, that is, the tomb keeper, would open Pangu's tomb and destroy the out-of-control Nuwa.
Everything is also related to Jiang Chen, but Jiang Chen has forgotten all that, and even forgot that he is from the Pangu clan, and only thinks that he is the ancestor of zombies.
The Pangu bow that Tan Wenjie wants to get is in Pangu’s tomb.
Pangu's tomb is a threat to Nuwa. After holding the magic star, the generals will become their enemies without hesitation.
He really didn't want to save the world. This world was facing the end of the world every now and then, and he should have gotten used to it.
Tan Wenjie said: "You are pregnant."
"Is it the zombie that came into my dream? Am I pregnant because of him?" Jin Weilai grabbed Tan Wenjie's arm and asked.
They didn't even have any real sex, it was just that the other person harassed me in my dreams, and then I got pregnant.
She didn't even know the other person's name.
Jin Weilai murmured to herself, she was still finding it hard to accept the fact that she had suddenly become an unmarried single mother from a childless cat-loving girl overnight.
"Boss, what should I do?"
"Supplement nutrition." Tan Wenjie took out bottles of Blood Angels, "Let the baby be born healthy."
"Boss, you're so good to me." Jin Weilai's eyes moistened. "If you hadn't helped me, I might have lost the courage to live, and might have asked Ma Xiaoling to kill me."
Tan Wenjie said: "If you feel that you have no hope in life, you can also become the legal representative of the company."
Jin Weilai: “…”
Forget it, don’t be so nice to yourself.
Just after I praised you for a few words, you exposed your nature of exploiting your employees.
(End of this chapter)