Chapter 542 Shut up, Wade!
Chapter 542 Shut up, Wade!
As the Hulk snapped his fingers, the gamma energy was released and he immediately fell to the ground, his body twitching.
The world was successfully saved, all those who died in the destruction are about to come back, and everything is moving in a better direction.
The only remaining problem to be dealt with is to send back the people and gems from different timelines.
Tan Wenjie squatted on the ground and poked the Hulk who was twisting on the ground with his hand.
The powerful release of energy destroyed one of the Hulk's arms, and he was considering whether he should snap his fingers a few times himself.
Considering the special nature of the Infinity Stones, it is obviously impossible to use them as wishing stones. Moreover, as inlaid gems that will 100% fall off, if you wear them on your body all the time, it will most likely become a weapon for others to use against you.
Not to mention the reference objects, there are so many that I can’t even count them with two hands.
The existence of things like the Time Planning Bureau has made gems lose their uniqueness and even turned them into worthless gadgets that are casually placed in drawers.
In short, he should use the power of gems to strengthen himself within the range, and grab what he can take away, which is what he should take away and put in his pocket.
Treat it as a plot prop and your thoughts will suddenly become clear.
"Why haven't they come back yet?"
The 2023 version of Iron Man Tony can't wait. He has a good sense of time and hates others being late.
"Snapped."
Someone is snapping their fingers!
He was so scared that he broke out in a cold sweat. He turned around quickly and found that it was Tan Wenjie who was wearing Thanos' glove. Fortunately, there was no gem on the glove.
"Huh!" Tony let out a long breath, thinking that he and the Dark Lord really didn't get along, and said, "Maybe we should prepare a celebration banquet."
"Snapped."
Tan Wenjie snapped his fingers again.
"I'm too busy with time. We are in a hurry to return to our own universe."
The 2023 timeline is a branch line. They should go back to 2012 and bring back twice as many Dark Cult members.
A space gate opened, and the figure of Shuomie appeared a few years ago.
The Dutch spider flew into Iron Man's arms, hanging on the spider silk.
"Sir, I felt very..." He was dancing and talking a lot, but Iron Man hugged him tightly.
"It seems that you have saved the world." The people who returned successfully looked at the battlefield in front of them.
"Natasha, after a few years, you look younger?"
Scarlet Witch Wanda looked at her. In the Avengers team, there were many capable people, but the only ones who could really influence Wanda were Black Widow and Captain America.
They are more mature and good at guiding newcomers.
"Sorry, I'm from 2012." Black Widow shook her head, "In my timeline, we two don't know each other yet."
Wanda: "..."
She turned her head to look at the others, and saw Star-Lord circling around two Gamoras and three Nebulas, saw Iron Man and Spider-Man hugging and talking to each other, and saw a strange Asian man who was a complete stranger but gave her a powerful feeling.
The other person's eyes also revealed thought and sadness, and there was no relief at having the world saved.
She could understand this look because she also lost her lover Vision.
"How did Spider Boy fly here hanging on the spider silk just now?" Tan Wenjie raised his head and looked up. Apart from the two mobile fortresses several thousand meters above the ground, the sky was clean without even a cloud.
Spider-Man was flying around hanging on spider webs.
He remembered a hell of a joke, maybe it had something to do with Uncle Ben turning into a star.
"Everyone is finally back, we have a gathering of old friends." Iron Man said, "It's a pity that our great Dark Lord has no time to attend."
He turned around and found that Tan Wenjie was already standing with Wanda, and the two were talking about something.
Even the bastard had grabbed Wanda's hand.
Iron Man: “…”
His previous judgment was absolutely correct; he and he really didn't get along.
Then he looked at Doctor Strange who had arrived late.
After looking at each other, the two Sherlock Holmes frowned.
Eye contact.
Tony: You're also very annoyed with that guy, right?
Strange: This is different from the future I saw. Who is that guy?
Tan Wenjie: "You're welcome. It's what I should do. I've also lost someone important to me. Her name is Martha."
Black Widow, who was being forced to reminisce with superheroes she was not familiar with, immediately looked over when she heard this: "?"
Do you look a lot like Wanda?
Wanda: "I lost my love too."
She could relate to what Tan Wenjie said. Both sides were the few people who still wanted someone to lick their wounds after a big battle.
Black Widow: "..."
She was hesitating whether to step forward and expose Tan Wenjie's lies. Now she was completely certain that this bastard was a playboy with no bottom line. What was even more outrageous was that he used the story of Martha to deceive two women, one of whom was herself.
However, considering his strong physical ability, his ability to help improve his strength, and his initiative to save the world, Black Widow chose to forgive him temporarily.
Everyone will have to return to their own timelines in the end. Just be patient and go back to bed to settle the score with him.
……
The "Save the World x Avengers x Guardians of the Galaxy x (Unnamed) Team Multi-Party Meeting" was held that night after Iron Man urgently increased the price to buy a building.
Some of the superheroes couldn't wait to go home to see their wives and children, but most of them were lone wolves, so the party was very lively.
After all, family happiness cannot make you a superhero.
"My team is called the Justice League."
After Spider-Man asked enthusiastically, Tan Wenjie reluctantly took out the team name that he had kept in his bottom drawer.
He hated boring cocktail parties, but there were a lot of female superheroes here, so he was forced to briefly tell many people about his experience of killing Thanos twice.
However, there is one thing: superheroes don’t seem to care much about appearance or even race. The specific manifestation is that some female superheroes don’t care how they look and come forward on their own initiative.
They just don't care about their appearance.
In the corner, Wanda looked at Tan Wenjie who came over after rejecting the kindness of several women, forced a smile and said, "You are very welcome."
"I'm very loyal, and it may be a bit shameless to say so," Tan Wenjie said, "Besides, I think I should drink with you."
The reason why he came here was because half of the people who came over were Wakanda female warriors and some were alien beauties. Although he never cared about the race of his partner, he at least required that the other party could transform into a human form.
Those who are into beasts or have bald heads please move to the heavy taste area on your own initiative. Now this is the European and American area.
Wanda nodded slightly, and both sides were silent.
There are many things to explore about Scarlet Witch Wanda. The current Scarlet Witch has not yet fully awakened. Once she completely loses mental control and goes to the extreme of darkness, even Thanos' resurrection will be useless.
There were too many people watching him to really do anything about Scarlet Witch.
The fat god Thor was excitedly introducing his axe and hammer, but unfortunately the hammer did not belong to him and had to be sent back.
Then Tan Wenjie took out his golden bow, a top-notch weapon that combined the forging techniques of the East and the West. In terms of power and strength alone, it surpassed Thor's hammer and axe in all aspects.
"I have more stashes there!"
The Fat God felt that he was provoked. All the treasures of Asgard were stored in his room, and he needed to take them out and explain them in detail.
"Really? I don't believe it."
"Fuck, follow me!" The fat god Thor flew out first, followed closely by Tan Wenjie.
Iron Man who saw this scene: "..."
He actually believed such a low-level provocation.
"Tony, are you okay?" came his wife's voice.
Then he felt someone gently pulling on his trouser leg. He lowered his head and saw that it was his daughter.
"Of course I'm fine."
He is now a good man with a family and children, completely different from that guy Jay.
……
"Is this your explanation?"
Black Widow Natasha put her arms around Tan Wenjie's neck, and with a snap of his fingers, both of them instantly moved into the bathtub.
"That's right." Tan Wenjie nodded seriously, "Scarlet Witch possesses a very terrifying and powerful power. If her heart cannot be unleashed, she will become the most terrifying destroyer in the multiverse, and no one can stop her!"
Black Widow raised her voice slightly: "So you plan to have a relationship with her?"
"ε=(ο｀*)))Alas," Tan Wenjie sighed, "It's all for saving the world. You know, I can't refuse a project that saves the world."
Black Widow: "So, I wronged you?"
Tan Wenjie nodded: "Sacrificing me to save countless universes, I think it is worth it."
Black Widow fell silent: "..."
She admitted that she was too young before, no wonder Tan Wenjie was able to seamlessly jump from the commander of the Dark Order under Thanos to the Dark Lord.
His skin is too thick, even the Power Stone cannot penetrate it.
After a brief gathering, it's time for teams from other timelines to save the world to return to their own worlds.
Moreover, Tan Wenjie took the initiative to undertake the task of returning the gems.
"Contact me if you have any questions." Tan Wenjie nodded at Wanda.
For them, traveling between different worlds is as easy as visiting each other, and may even be more convenient than taking a car. They can open up the space with just a swipe of their hand.
Watching the spaceship leave, Iron Man was worried.
He always felt that Jay would not honestly return the Infinity Stones to the timeline where they belonged, and might even keep them for himself.
Back to 2012, it’s still Morag.
The ruined planet fragments are lingering in the deep space like flowers scattered by fairies.
Two Sanctuary IIs appear.
Tan Wenjie looked at the Infinity Gauntlet in his hand, which was already filled with six Infinity Stones, and even had an extra Mind Stone.
When a timeline is disturbed due to external reasons, the future has actually changed. Sending the stone back will be of no avail and will still not change the fact that everything will develop in the direction of a parallel universe.
But before that, he planned to use the power of the gloves to benefit himself.
[Infinity Gauntlet (Full Version): Use to deduct 10% of your health limit, and you can make a wish within a certain range. Note: You cannot revive the dead.]
He didn't need to wipe out half the life in the universe by making a wish within a certain range, he just wanted to improve his own physical attributes.
"Snapped!"
After a snap of fingers.
The powerful force directly penetrated Tan Wenjie's body. The terrifying energy filled his body and gnawed at his muscles and bones like ants.
He was very familiar with this feeling. When he was fusing the blood of generals and ministers, he had a similar feeling in the alchemy furnace.
The difference is that his master's method is relatively gentle, while the Infinity Gauntlet doesn't care about his own life or death, and only cares about completing the goal in the most brutal way.
When the energy infusion ended, Tan Wenjie's body was completely soaked in sweat.
[The power of the Infinity Gem reduces your health limit by 10%]
Health points decreased by 2400 points.
[With the help of the great cosmic power, you have successfully stimulated the remaining "Pangu" power in your blood, and the potential of your body's blood has been tapped to the extreme]
Even if he was tapped to the extreme, he would not be able to transform into a general.
[Your existing attribute understanding +10]
[Your existing attribute resistance +10]
[Your physical strength X2]
Tan Wenjie looked at his physical attributes. His physical strength doubled to 160 points, and his "Seventy-two Transformations" was also upgraded accordingly.
Seventy-two Transformations Level 4 (1/583200): Can freely transform into other objects, talent "Invisibility" (unlocked), talent "Copper Head and Iron Arms" (unlocked), talent "Law of Heaven and Earth" (unlocked), talent "Three Heads and Six Arms" (unlocked), Life +58320, Mana +58320, Stamina +58320.
Attributes:
Life: 80119/80119
Mana: 77595/77595
Mana 2: 88320/88320
Physical strength: 73858/73858
Among them, the four talents of Law of Heaven and Earth, Copper Head and Iron Arms, Three Heads and Six Arms, and Invisibility, all increased by 1 level.
Fa Tian Xiang Di lv13: Can transform into a 1000-foot giant, physical strength increased by 90%, physical strength consumption +%
Copper Head and Iron Arms lv13: Body defense +78, can counterattack 130% of the enemy's damage, and can restore 13% of its own life and physical strength when attacked.
Total defense increased to 228 points.
Three Heads and Six Arms lv6: With three heads and six arms, you can do three things at once, and the combined attack damage is increased by +50%
Invisibility level 4: Presence after invisibility is reduced by 65%, and can penetrate most obstacles.
And successfully mastered the innate magical power of "transformation into thousands of incarnations".
Thousands of Incarnations lv1: Temporarily lose the upper limit of life, mana, and physical strength, and gain an avatar with 10% of the strength consumed by the previous year (the strength of the avatar is divided equally according to the number)
Pluck a hair and you will get tens of millions.
But the more points you get, the weaker your strength becomes.
He pulled out a strand of hair, put it in his mouth, chewed it into pieces and blew some air on it. With a cost of 500 attributes, the attributes of the clone he obtained were only 50. Then he divided it equally again, and the strength was already negligible.
There are nearly a hundred smaller versions of Tan Wenjie, each of them full of spiritual energy, but their attributes are only in the single digits. They are not completely useless though, and can copy all of his magical powers including his three heads and six arms, and even his magic weapons.
"It's a bit spiritual, but it feels dull." Tan Wenjie picked up a clone and punched it, and it immediately turned into a small piece of hair.
With a sudden grab of his hand, all the clones flew back at high speed and turned into a strand of hair, returning to his head intact.
When a god's power is strong enough, a spiritual hair can also be a great treasure.
In the next few days, Tan Wenjie thought about doing something with the Infinity Stones. It was impossible to make his equipment stronger by snapping his fingers, otherwise Thanos could just make a wish to make the resources of the entire universe unlimited, without reducing the population at all.
He would also chat with Scarlet Witch across the universe, and they soon talked about the extra Mind Gem that Tan Wenjie had.
"Resurrect Vision?" Tan Wenjie shook his head. "It's impossible. Even if I create Vision again, it won't be the one you know."
As expected, if I don’t go to hell, who will? He is ready to take on this matter himself, because he loves saving the world.
For the next period of time, Wanda didn't contact him again, and it seemed that she really wanted to change her mindset.
Bad news came from the universe that the power of the Dark Lord Jay has expanded again. The good news is that Jay does not intend to take action against other forces in the universe, and everyone is living in peace.
Tan Wenjie, who holds four Infinity Stones in his hands, has already stood at the pinnacle of the world. Everyone should be afraid of his power, rather than him being afraid and worried.
"Click!" "Click!"
Flash photography.
"The first friendly exchange meeting between the Asgardian Protoss and the Dark Order was officially held in Asgard."
"The great dark lord Jay and the Asgard leader Odin met on the Rainbow Bridge and shook hands cordially."
"The two sides had serious discussions on the issue of space peace."
……
"Snapped!"
A hand slammed down on the table, and the newspaper on it jumped.
In the Star Bar, the pink-skinned girl who was twisting her waist on the stage in front was startled.
"Where did this guy come from? I've never seen him before. Is he a new hero?"
The man in red tights and two knives on his back is scratching his head.
"What a messed up Marvel Universe!"
He stood up and looked at the space door that opened behind him.
The Time Management Bureau's pursuers caught up with them again.
"Target Deadpool found, ready to capture."
"Fuck! You should go deal with him!" Deadpool picked up the newspaper on the table and pointed at the photo of Tan Wenjie and Odin shaking hands. "This guy is messing around! He makes everything a mess. Look at your terrible multiverse movie plan. I won't watch it after Avengers 4."
"start to act!"
The pursuers have long been accustomed to Deadpool's nonsense. The most important thing right now is to catch him and stop him from running around.
With a clang, the long sword was unsheathed.
Deadpool held the blade between his left arm and wiped it, imitating the movements in Japanese swordplay movies.
Facing the pursuers alone, with a handsome look, he then swung his knife and killed them.
"Bang" sound.
Deadpool's arm was broken, and the arm holding the knife was separated from the body and stabbed into the chest of the pursuer next to him.
"Ah, my hand!" Deadpool yelled and turned to run, but after running two steps he rushed back and picked up the body, "You should be polite to me, or I will put my hand in your asshole!"
His answer was a continuous barrage of blows.
The handsomeness didn't last for two seconds, and Deadpool had to turn around and run away.
"Hey, hey, hey, wait!"
Seeing a spaceship preparing to take off, Deadpool took a running start and rushed in just before the hatch closed.
"Phew, thank you."
He lay on the ground and gave a thumbs up.
“Wonderful collaboration.”
"Fuck, who are you? Who are those bastards in security uniforms?" The young man who was driving the spaceship drunk turned around and asked.
"Peter?"
Deadpool sat up in surprise.
"My old friend, although you may not know me, the punches you punched Thanos in Avengers 3 were really funny. Hahaha, brother, you know what, when I saw this scene, I wanted to chop off my own feet and stuff them into your asshole."
Star-Lord: "..."
"Wang Defa, who are you?"
"A superhero with a cool look, few words, powerful strength, and the inability to control his charm. You can call me Deadpool."
"..."
Star-Lord was just looking for a place to sleep out of boredom, and then he suddenly realized that he had no money, so he ran away. Unexpectedly, he would be entangled by a perverted masked man in tights.
"Hey, help me." Deadpool urged.
"What?" Star-Lord turned around and found that the other party was stepping on the corpse and pulling out a knife. "Damn it, you dirty my spaceship."
"It's dirty enough." Deadpool turned his head left and right, "Didn't you meet Gamora?"
"Who is that?"
Entering cruise control, Star-Lord pulled out his gun and pointed it at Deadpool.
"Stop moving or I won't promise I won't spank your ass."
"Don't do anything bad to my butt, even though it looks round and elastic, like an alluring little fairy." "..."
Star-Lord, who has always felt that he is mentally abnormal, now discovers that there is someone even more abnormal than himself.
Deadpool wiggled his butt: "Want to try?"
"Fuck!" Star-Lord couldn't stand it anymore.
"Wait, don't shoot, you and I are together, and now we are being targeted by a group of little fans." Deadpool raised his hands - referring to the one arm he used to hold the severed hand that he had just pulled out to hold the knife.
He advised: "If you shoot me now, they won't let you go."
"It's all your fault." Star-Lord glanced at the corpse on the ground.
Although it was equipment he had never seen before, this standard style showed that the opponent was of great importance. As a bounty hunter, occasional space pirate and emotional scammer, he knew too well how serious the consequences would be if he accidentally offended a powerful force.
"I have an idea." Deadpool said, "Let's go find someone who can definitely protect us."
Star-Lord subconsciously asked, "Who?"
"Wait, do you have the latest issue of the Cosmic Newspaper?"
"How can there be newspapers in the universe!" Star-Lord suddenly realized that it would be less troublesome to kill the opponent with one shot.
Ever since the other party broke into his spaceship by force, he has been talking nonsense all the way.
"It's in my ass. I was in a hurry just now." Deadpool stuck out his butt. "Put your hand inside my tights and help me find it."
Star-Lord: "..."
"Hurry, or they will kill us."
Faced with urging, Star-Lord had no choice but to finally choose to cooperate.
However, when he reached into the tights, Deadpool immediately made a strange noise.
"Farke, shut up!"
"But you caught little Deadpool."
"On your butt?"
"Last time I was too rough and someone bit it off, so I just installed the little guy on my butt." Deadpool said, "It's more convenient to go to the toilet this way."
"You'd better have a way to help me get rid of the pursuers."
Star-Lord, who had reached the limit of his patience, finally got what he needed. It was indeed a roll of newspaper, but it obviously did not look like a product of the universe.
"Earth?"
He was in a trance.
"Yes, Earth, ever since that guy established diplomatic relations with Asgard, he has started marketing a positive image." Deadpool complained, "He keeps making political shows and even drove Thanos's spaceship to become an ambassador of universal peace."
"Wait, this is the Dark Lord Jay!" Star-Lord's hand holding the newspaper trembled, "Do you know him?"
In the universe of this world, everyone has heard of Jay's name. He was once the commander of the Dark Order and later destroyed the Chitauri.
Later, he destroyed Thanos and the entire planet on Morag.
When everyone thought he would become the new Thanos, he actually started various friendly activities and became a hero for countless peace-loving nations in the universe.
The three major empires in the universe also awarded him the Peace Medal.
The world has entered a long-awaited period of peace.
Star-Lord asked excitedly, "Do you know that kind of big shot?"
"Ahem." Deadpool grabbed his own severed arm and put it to his mouth as a microphone. "To be honest, we two are good brothers who wear the same pair of pants. At that time, our lives were not very good, so whoever went out wore which pair of pants. If we wanted to go out together, we had to wear them together. Fortunately, the quality of the pants has been verified by the Hulk."
Star-Lord: "..."
He now doubts what Deadpool said.
"Believe me, only he can save us." Deadpool tried to convey his belief with his eyes, but ultimately failed.
"If he doesn't know you, I'll blow your head off."
"You can use my body as you like."
"Farke, shut up!"
The spacecraft streaks across the universe.
……
Early in the morning, that's how it should be if calculated according to Earth days.
Tan Wenjie opened his eyes.
"nebula?!"
He admitted that Xingyun had a hot body, but baldness was definitely not on his menu.
Look down.
A handsome face, wearing a yellow wizard robe.
Turns out to be Ancient One. I thought it was Nebula.
Wait, how did the other party sneak in so quietly? His perception ability must not be so low that he wouldn’t even notice someone approaching.
So there could only be another reason.
"Dream?"
Tan Wenjie raised his hand, and his clothes changed. At the same time, the environment they were in also changed into the living room.
"Please take a seat."
Master Ancient One said: "I'm here to get the Time Stone back."
"Even if you didn't tell me, I would still like to return the gem." Tan Wenjie said, shaking his head. Although he didn't complain, his expression showed that the other party was too impatient.
"There are other gems that should also go back to where they belong."
"Of course!"
Tan Wenjie nodded and agreed strongly that he just happened to be busy with something and accidentally forgot about it.
However, in response to his happy nod, Master Ancient One asked, "What do you need?"
"Look at what you said!" Tan Wenjie stood up and straightened his chest. "I am a peace envoy recognized by the three major empires in the universe, and I have moved the top ten outstanding figures in the galaxy and a friendly partner of Asgard. At the same time, I defeated Thanos, destroyed the warlike Chitauri, and guided the Dark Cult to actively transform and land, and no longer engage in evil terrorist activities."
He took two steps on the spot, stopped and continued: "I also went to 2023 and destroyed Thanos again, and took the initiative to offer the gem to save half of the universe's population."
Master Ancient One just looked at him calmly: "So you are trapping me with magic now?"
"It's a magical power." Tan Wenjie felt that he needed to explain it clearly, "Although I haven't practiced it specifically, I happen to have some understanding of soul power."
Eastern immortals rarely have a single specialty, especially when their bodies are strong enough, their spirits will also be very powerful.
Tan Wenjie raised his hand and tapped twice in front of his eyes.
When you open your eyes, you're back to reality.
He glanced at the bed and breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, it was Black Widow lying on the bed instead of Gamora or Nebula.
A cluster of fire appeared in front of my eyes, and the fire began to rotate rapidly, gradually forming a round door.
On the other side of the door is the legendary Kamar-Taj.
A cold wind blew from the top of the mountain, and a bald female wizard in a yellow robe stepped through the portal.
"I want the Book of Vishanti." Tan Wenjie went straight to the point.
In the Marvel Universe, the Darkhold and the Book of Vishanti are ways to gain power through practice rather than mutation, and their power is enough to influence the multiverse.
As for the Book of the Dark Lord, he can seek cooperation with Wanda. He suspects that the other party has not contacted him for some time and is likely to have been studying it secretly. As for the Book of Vishanti, the best way to obtain it is from the Sorcerer Supreme.
"Okay." Master Ancient One nodded readily.
Tan Wenjie: "I have another request."
"Hmm?" The Black Widow beside the pillow opened her eyes. The fresh cold air in the room forcibly woke up her tired body.
She opened her eyes and saw a bald head and was startled.
"Natasha, take a picture of the two of us."
Black Widow, who was only wearing a bra, subconsciously caught the camera.
Click, and a white light flashed.
Tan Wenjie took the Polaroid film with satisfaction, and then handed the four gems that did not belong to this world to Master Ancient One. Since someone wanted to do the errands, why should he make an extra trip? Wouldn't it be better to just sleep with Black Widow in his arms?
The portal disappears.
"Who was that just now?" asked Black Widow.
"Supreme Mage." Tan Wenjie hugged Black Widow and lay down again, "I suddenly had a new realization just now."
Black Widow: "..."
……
"boom!"
Tan Wenjie, who had already been cleansed and was about to find a hapless boss to gain experience, was attracted by a spaceship that crashed onto the surface of the planet outside.
He saw two dusty guys coming out from inside.
A man wearing a leather jacket and a strange helmet, with a man wearing a perverted tights and holding two swords beside him.
"Finally found you, brother!"
When Deadpool saw Tan Wenjie, he raised his hand to greet him in surprise. Star-Lord who came along also breathed a sigh of relief. It seemed that they really had a chance to get in touch with him.
"Who are you?" Tan Wenjie glanced at the other person briefly, then quickly shifted his gaze.
"You must have recognized me. I'm so popular, but I've never heard of you." Deadpool looked Tan Wenjie up and down. "Are you the boss of Avengers 5? I heard Robert Downey Jr. was cast to play the role. I wonder if they'll change the cast again."
Tan Wenjie: “…”
He already knew that Deadpool could break the fourth wall and could criticize the plot, screenwriter, director, and actors without restraint.
"Let's talk business!" Star-Lord had already had enough of Deadpool's crazy talk.
"Here's the thing. We are being hunted by the Time Management Bureau." Deadpool said, "Now I need to find a group of unlucky people who are willing to sacrifice their lives to take the blame."
Star-Lord: “?”
Tan Wenjie: "What kind of Time Management Bureau? I've never heard of it."
His Infinity Gems are powerful, but in the Time Management Bureau they are just small collectible gadgets, and many employees have them in their drawers.
"You must have heard of it."
"Absolutely never heard of it."
"You must have heard of it."
"Ah? Is someone talking?"
Star-Lord fell silent as he looked at the two people, one pretending not to hear and the other emphasizing that he could hear.
"Wait, that woman is my ex-wife?"
"She is Natasha, your ex-wife is Scarlett, no, you are not Reynolds."
"Fuck, you said you hadn't heard of it!" Deadpool seized the loophole and laughed, "Now you have to help."
Tan Wenjie: “…”
So what if he let the secret slip? As long as he pretends he knows nothing, Deadpool can't do anything to him.
"Don't think you'll be fine if you don't speak!" Deadpool pointed at his eyes, then turned his wrist and pointed at Tan Wenjie, "I'll keep an eye on you."
Star-Lord: "..."
These two people don't seem to know each other very well, but they feel like they are particularly familiar with each other.
The blue and green sisters who happened to hear the sound also came out.
"Fuck, you slept with Gamora and Nebula?" Deadpool lifted his mask and put his hand in his mouth, "Peter, he slept with your girl!"
Star-Lord: “?”
He didn't know those two people at all, and considering that Deadpool had been acting abnormally all the way, Star-Lord decided to treat the other party's words as fart for the time being.
Why is it temporary? Because he is indeed a little greedy.
His criterion for choosing a spouse is that he can eat both meat and vegetables.
Doors suddenly opened one after another, and the pursuers from the Time Management Bureau arrived again.
"Brother, save me!" Deadpool sought help very familiarly.
The person from the Time Management Bureau just looked at Tan Wenjie warily.
At least in their eyes, Tan Wenjie was not an outsider, but a variant of the commander of the Dark Cult in the infinite multiverse.
In the Infinity Stone War, Thanos could die in any number of ways, including accidentally choking to death while drinking water, so the appearance of a strong man to replace Thanos is nothing.
"Back off!" Tan Wenjie's face suddenly changed.
He backed away quickly.
Click——!
In the reflection of the water on the ground, a woman's arm stretched out, with the joints twisted in an extremely exaggerated way, and then a beautiful head popped out.
Scarlet Witch Wanda rushed over across the multiverse.
The expressions of everyone in the Time Management Bureau changed drastically.
"There is an illegal invasion!"
"Right now, the arrests include Scarlet Witch and Deadpool."
However, the Scarlet Witch crawled out from the reflection like a ghost and just waved her hand, and the bodies of everyone in the Time Management Bureau instantly exploded and turned into jam, splattering all over the ground.
"Wanda, have you studied the Darkhold?"
The other party came into contact with the taboo faster than he imagined, and Master Ancient One had not even delivered the Book of Vishanti.
If I had known earlier, I should not have handed over the Infinity Stones to the other party so early. I should have paid for them first and received the goods later.
"We have a common goal," Wanda said, "to resurrect our loved ones. If we can't do that, then we can go to another world and grab one. Remember, Martha?"
"Martha?!" Deadpool screamed. He turned to look at Tan Wenjie, "You're using DC memes in the Marvel studio? Wait, don't tell me you're whitewashing yourself this way."
Tan Wenjie: “…”
Deadpool yelled: "You admitted it, you acquiesced, right?"
"Shut up, Wade. Do you believe I will sew your mouth shut?"
"Like the pirated version in Wolverine 1? That's the look I hate the most." He gestured, and then suddenly said in surprise, "You really know me!"
"You damn Green Lantern!"
"Ahhh, don't mention that thing." Deadpool rolled on the ground holding his head.
Scarlet Witch: “…”
The bloody scene just created suddenly changed.
It must be the problem with the perverted man in tights in front of her, she raised her arm and waved it lightly, and Deadpool's head exploded.
Star-Lord, who was about to pick up his pistol, immediately looked clear, put down his weapon and raised his hands, indicating that he would never get involved in this dispute.
If you want to make a living in the universe, knowing the times is the most important thing.
Tan Wenjie and Scarlet Witch looked at each other, and both of them raised their hands almost at the same time in tacit understanding.
"boom!"
The purple energy wave hit Scarlet Witch, who raised her hands to block it at the same time. With a slight wave of her hands, the energy from the power gem was picked up and a big hole was knocked out of the sky.
"Natasha, run."
Black Widow did not hesitate. She could tell how big the gap was between the two sides. Even Thanos had never made Tan Wenjie so solemn.
The scarlet energy wrapped around Tan Wenjie like wriggling blood, locking his hands and feet.
He suddenly took a step forward and his body swelled instantly.
Black Widow and her companions, who were just about to fly out of the atmosphere on a donut, saw a huge head suddenly emerge from the sky above the sea of clouds.
It was Tan Wenjie's head, which was almost as big as the donut spaceship. It was roughly estimated that its height was at least 5000 meters, which was comparable to the height of some snow-capped mountains.
As his body grew, the restraints from Scarlet Witch's energy were broken.
After shrinking his body again, Tan Wenjie looked at the Scarlet Witch and said in a calm tone, "Wanda, you must remember that there are still people in this world who love you."
Halfway through her speech, Scarlet Witch suddenly took action.
Damn, he could never understand why talking could change the mind of someone who was controlled by extreme emotions.
What was even more incomprehensible was that his words had no effect at all, and instead Scarlet Witch knocked him over.
He crossed his arms in front of him, successfully blocking the impact.
At the same time, he dug his feet into the ground like nails, stopping his retreat.
Since talking has failed, let’s take a tough approach.
"Hey, wait for me, man!"
Deadpool appeared from somewhere, hugged Tan Wenjie's thigh and flew into the universe with him.
Just left the surface of the planet.
"Uh uh, I can't breathe." Deadpool began to struggle.
Tan Wenjie: “…”
The oxygen environment of this planet may not be suitable for humans, but it certainly has no effect on Deadpool.
"Well, I'm not dead."
"Shut up, Wade."
"Yes, sir!"
Tan Wenjie was suspended outside the planet, his body swelled again, and his arms were wrapped in purple energy.
The energy of the Power Stone is gathered, and when facing Scarlet Witch, we must go all out, even if it means destroying the entire planet.
Otherwise you will be the one who dies.
The ball of scarlet energy came again and forcibly blocked Tan Wenjie's downward fist.
"Do you want to run away?" Deadpool, who was standing on Tan Wenjie's shoulder, asked loudly, "Ah, I forgot that sound cannot be transmitted in the universe. Now I'm going to tell you a joke."
"Shut up, Wade!"
(End of this chapter)