Chapter 553 I Just Treat You as a Brother
Chapter 553 I Just Treat You as a Brother
Trying hard to hold back tears of joy, Jiang Ziya looked at the two figures, one tall and one short, with blurry vision.
This is the future and hope of our Chan religion.
"Uncle Master!" X2
"Good good."
Jiang Ziya nodded repeatedly.
"With your help, great things can be accomplished."
"Don't worry, uncle master. You can arrange anything for us." Yang Jian was very polite.
Nezha nodded: "Me too."
"There is one thing indeed." Jiang Ziya hesitated, "Do you know Su Hu, Marquis of Jizhou?"
"I know." Nezha nodded, "Brother Jie is right there."
Jiang Ziya: "Brother Jie?"
Yang Jian explained: "He is a disciple of Master Nan Ji Xian Weng, named Tan Wenjie, and he has supernatural powers."
"So it was him!" Jiang Ziya suddenly realized, and then asked, "You mean he is in Jizhou?"
"Yes, Uncle Master, Brother Jie also has a Saint General Temple in Jizhou, which is very popular." Nezha continued, "I went to see it once, and countless people go there to burn incense every day. He also helps Jizhou build city walls and manufacture guns and cannons."
Jiang Ziya: "..."
He really wanted to grab Tan Wenjie by the collar and ask him, "Are you still a disciple of the Chan Sect?"
No, Su Hu rebelled against King Zhou, he did not go against the will of heaven.
"Report——, there is a fairy outside."
"Is someone coming again?"
……
Tan Wenjie finally met Jiang Ziya, the legendary King of Endurance in Conferred Gods.
Judging from his face, he is a handsome old man. He doesn't dress like a Greek. He probably won't fall in love with Daji, and maybe Yunxiao, one of the Three Sisters, won't fall in love with him.
There are too many versions and his mind is a little confused, but he can't figure out what Jiang Ziya with the face of a random old handsome man is.
"Who is this?"
Jiang Ziya looked at the handsome young man and felt confused.
"Uncle Jiang, I, your disciple Tan Wenjie, have come to help you."
"It turned out to be Junior Brother Tan!"
At this moment, Jiang Ziya once again felt that the game was really simple. After all, the wise leader he had his eyes on, Jichang, the Marquis of Xibo, was very likely to die in Chaoge, while Su Hu, the Marquis of Jizhou, had a strong army and was able to kill gods and Buddhas all the way. He just found out that the source of Su Hu's strong army was Tan Wenjie, but he didn't expect that the other party would come to help immediately.
This is a really great start.
"Why is your nephew frowning?" Jiang Ziya wondered.
Tan Wenjie asked: "How does Master Uncle plan to complete the great cause of deification?"
According to the Investiture of the Gods, Nezha should have shot and killed Shiji Niangniang's disciple at Chentang Pass, etc. It seems that Shiji Niangniang liked Ji Fa in some version.
There is also Yang Jian, who accidentally took in the Six Monsters of Meishan while controlling the flood, so he lost a group of opponents.
This version of Yang Jian is the ProMax version of Yang Jian who can make havoc in the Heavenly Palace and angrily chop off the sun. He has a mountain-splitting axe in his hand and Yang Chan's Precious Lotus Lantern behind him. Together with himself and Nezha, it would be better for the Shang Dynasty to surrender directly.
Compared with these, Jiang Ziya's early efforts to make a living in Xiqi seemed less important.
The Investiture of the Gods was created to make up the number.
Jiang Ziya did not answer, but asked: "My dear nephew, do you have any ideas?"
Tan Wenjie nodded: "The three of us, Yang Jian, Nezha and I, will charge ahead. Uncle Master, you will follow behind with the List of the Gods. We will kill all the way and kill any gods or Buddhas who stand in our way. We will gather enough people to complete the mission first."
Since there is no way to avoid it, the safest way to avoid being on the List of Conferred Gods is to take the initiative to help the Heavenly Court recruit. Once all his departments have been filled with employees, there will be no need to continue the Conferred Gods job fair.
Of course, the remaining gods will be safe and sound and continue to live their free and easy lives.
Jiang Ziya: "..."
I have heard about the arrogant and domineering anti-heaven trio a long time ago, and I thought it was just nonsense made up by those people in the Heavenly Court to discredit the Taoist disciples. Now I see that it is not discrediting, but clearly stating the facts.
But thinking of the tradition of Chanjiao, the one who is wrong is never one of us, Jiang Ziya took a deep breath and said, "Don't worry, nephew."
Tan Wenjie: "Uncle Master, I really want to improve."
With the introduction of Jiang Ziya, Tan Wenjie met Bo Yikao and Ji Fa.
"Master, why are you staring at me?" Ji Fa wondered.
Tan Wenjie: "Erkang, oh no, Jifa?"
"Yes, I am Jifa." Jifa clasped his fists and said, "Thank you for coming to help, Immortal."
"Be careful of King Zhou's favorite concubine."
"what?"
It may not be attractive to others, but when Ziwei meets Erkang, it's like green onion meeting soybean paste, there is no hope.
……
Nezha is the pioneer in slaying demons in Heaven and also the captain of the Nantianmen Security Team. He is out on a mission to recruit employees for Heaven. Due to his master's orders and work, he can only stay with Jiang Ziya.
It can be imagined that from today onwards, Nezha must be fully present in every battle.
Compared with him, Tan Wenjie is much more casual and will never put in any effort if he can just slack off.
As Jiang Ziya has little work to do now, the thing he does most every day is to attend meetings.
Working hard and conscientiously will indeed make your leader appreciate you. If you can do the work of three people, the leader may even be reluctant to promote you, otherwise he will have to hire three more people.
Tan Wenjie, who is well versed in the art of slacking off, is often elusive.
Another day, Nezha, Yang Jian and others arrived.
Roaring Sky Dog returned to its original form and yawned out of boredom.
"Brother Jie isn't here again." Nezha lowered his voice.
Yang Jian glanced at Jiang Ziya who was preparing something, and signaled Nezha with his eyes not to be absent-minded.
Nezha: "He seems to have gone to Mount Hua."
Yang Jian: “!”
The third eye on the forehead suddenly opened, emitting divine light.
Jiang Ziya, who was preparing a new PPT, was dazzled by the high beam.
"Cough cough."
It seems that my fellow disciples can't wait any longer and must discuss the action plan for the List of Gods, why an action plan should be made, and what an action plan is.
Meeting!
……
East China Sea.
Tan Wenjie released the cold dragon and froze the water waves coming from the front into ice corals.
Look into the distance.
Going shopping with your girlfriend can be tiring, but it’s also suitable for cultivating relationships, but I’m afraid of bringing my bestie along.
But what if you go shopping with three girlfriends, and these three are best friends with each other?
Yang Chan, Chang'e, and the four princesses of the East China Sea Dragon Palace.
Everyone abides by the laws of nature and has experience in flood control together, so the relationship is very good.
Tan Wenjie looked at the three red lines connecting him. The red lines were not as close as the three people in the distance who could go to the toilet together hand in hand. Instead, they were clearly separated and never got close to each other.
He gave Yang Chan the opportunity to actively improve his favorability, and would trick Chang'e into eating mooncakes every year. He would also look for the Fourth Princess to fight the Autumn Wind in the Dragon Palace.
At this moment, he suddenly felt that the heavenly rules were a good thing, which prevented gods from talking about love. It just so happened that he was a loser in love and was not good at talking, he only knew how to do it.
"Why are you looking at me?" The seventh princess, who was eating watermelon, turned around in confusion.
She has now become the goddess of desire and is very free. She happened to find a chance to eat melon today, so she immediately followed Chang'e down to the earth.
A goddess cannot fall in love. As a bystander, the Seventh Princess sees clearly that Tan Wenjie is a scumbag who flirts with women everywhere.
"Why are you coming here to meet me instead of chatting with them?" asked Tan Wenjie.
"I won't go to the place where there are swords and sabers." The Seventh Princess gently kicked the stones on the ground with her toes, "Aren't you ordered to assist in the Conferred God Conferment?"
"Your cousin Yang Jian is here. If he can beat them, I don't need to go. If he can't beat them, it's useless for me to go."
Seventh Princess: “…”
It was the first time she heard someone describe slacking off in such a refreshing and refined way.
She even felt that Yang Jian was unwilling to go to heaven to become a god because he had some concerns in his heart, and Tan Wenjie was unwilling simply because he didn't want to work. If he was given a godly position that didn't require him to work, he would definitely accept it with joy.
"Do you know any Qigong practitioners from Jiejiao?" Tan Wenjie suddenly asked.
Although Jiejiao and Chenjiao are brother sects, Tan Wenjie has only been an immortal for a short time. Even though he has done so many great things, there are still a large number of people who don't know him. He has been in seclusion for at least three to five years, and at most thirty to fifty years, and sometimes even hundreds or even thousands of years.
"You are a Taoist disciple. Why do you come to ask me when you want to find fellow disciples?" The Seventh Princess stopped on tiptoe.
Just in front of her toes, a "stone" suddenly stretched out its legs and ran away quickly. It turned out to be a hermit crab.
"The disciples of Chan and Jie will be on the Conferred God List." Tan Wenjie coughed, turned his head left and right, and then lowered his voice to the Seventh Princess, "By then, the dog brains will be beaten out."
"Puchi." The Seventh Princess couldn't help it.
Three double-eyed darts flew over immediately.
The seventh princess doesn't laugh.
She explained to the three people who were looking at her, "I just remembered something happy. It has nothing to do with him."
He pointed at Tan Wenjie, but Tan Wenjie took a half step back with a serious expression.
"I just treat you as a brother, although I also know that my charm is hard to resist."
Seventh Princess: “…”
She was trying to imitate her cousin Erlang's third eye and stare Tan Wenjie to death with her eyes.
Tan Wenjie was not worried at all that the relationship between him and the Seventh Princess would deteriorate. Firstly, there was no red line between them, secondly, the Seventh Princess was destined to be with Dong Yong, and finally... he was not stupid.
Killing the Jade Emperor's son was nothing, but seducing the Jade Emperor and his mother's most beloved daughter was a huge grudge.
"Seventh Princess, didn't you learn weaving from the Weaver Girl before?"
The seventh princess was pulled into the group of three women with a complex look of resentment, seeking help, and murder.
"Shh~" Tan Wenjie whistled and studied the hermit crab at his toes.
If you pretend you can't see it, then it doesn't exist.
This hermit crab is really a crab.
The cold dragon wrapped around Tan Wenjie's wrist broke away from the ice bracelet state, exhaled cold air and slowly approached the hermit crab.
"Whoosh-"
The hermit crab suddenly retreated into its shell.
Tan Wenjie raised his hand and flicked Leng Long below the head.
"Boom!"
Amid the huge vibration, the sea sand and the hermit crab were bounced up together.
He immediately looked up into the distance. The water was not calm. His eyes passed over the reefs and waves and saw whirlpools in the waves.
Not only fish and shrimp, but even seabirds will be devoured when they get close.
The vortex seemed to be connected to hell below.
A red stream mixed with blood gushed out from the whirlpool. The sudden change attracted the attention of several people. They heard a cow cry and a huge rhinoceros rushed out from the water.
"It's a water-avoiding beast." The fourth princess exclaimed in surprise, "I lost track of it after my third brother died. I didn't expect it to hide here."
A water-avoiding beast, the mount of Ao Bing, the third prince of the East China Sea Dragon Palace, and an amphibious beast.
Looking back, I saw a group of shrimp soldiers and crab generals chasing after me.
"It turns out that the Dragon Palace is recovering its equipment."
The strange beast rushed to the shore and rushed towards Tan Wenjie out of control.
The four feet stepped on the beach, and the huge force hit the ground with a dull sound, which was transmitted to the feet of everyone, generating a force that pushed upwards.
"Master, be careful!" A turtle general holding a chain hammer shouted in the back.
However, Tan Wenjie not only did not dodge to the side, but even took a step forward and grabbed the horn on the forehead of the water-avoiding beast with one hand.
It's like a mantis trying to stop a chariot.
Tan Wenjie twisted his waist and used his right hand to forcibly block the water-avoiding beast's forward force, and stood still.
"Hiss——" the seafood were shocked.
The water-avoiding beast that had just killed the sailors in the sea and made them lose their armor and weapons was like it had crashed into Mount Buzhou. No matter how hard it tried, it could not move forward another step.
"What a great strength." Tan Wenjie raised his left hand and slapped the water-avoiding beast on the face.
The rumbling giant was like thunder striking the ground and the water-avoiding beast was staggering.
Another slap followed.
"Boom!" "Boom!"
The water-avoiding beast's legs went limp, and it finally knelt on the ground after a loud bang.
Tan Wenjie loosened his right hand and exhaled lightly.
"Thank you, God, for helping us capture the water-avoiding beast." General Turtle came over and expressed his gratitude repeatedly.
"What?" Tan Wenjie was puzzled.
"This water-avoiding beast escaped from the Dragon Palace in the East China Sea after the death of the Third Prince. We tracked it for several years before we found it. If it weren't for your help, Heavenly Lord, we would..."
Tan Wenjie: “Mine.”
"Ah?" General Turtle stretched his neck, and his head swelled and turned purple.
He swung the sloppy chain hammer in both hands.
"But this water-avoiding beast is..."
Tan Wenjie: "Mine, I just caught it."
"But, but..." General Turtle wanted to cry but had no tears. He happened to see the Fourth Princess there, and it was like he had found a savior. "Fourth Princess, this water-avoiding beast."
"Ajie really doesn't have a decent mount." The fourth princess said, "I will explain it to my father when I get back."
General Turtle breathed a sigh of relief, it was good that someone could help him hold on.
After returning to the Dragon Palace in the East China Sea, the fourth princess Ting Xin did report the matter of the water-avoiding beast to the Dragon King. The Dragon King of the East China Sea, who had always wanted to curry favor with the king, would certainly not refuse this opportunity.
"Tan Wenjie was conferred the title of Patrol Heavenly Mighty Spirit Heavenly Lord Black Dragon Guardian Mighty Spirit Saint General, and he followed Jiang Ziya to be conferred the title of God. It would be a shame if he didn't have his own mount." The Dragon King of the East China Sea said, "It would be a bit embarrassing if we only gave him a mount, but now we have no reason, how can we give him a treasure?"
He has money and wants to spend it, but there are countless eyes staring at him in the Three Realms. If he bribes without following the rules and is caught, he will definitely get into a lot of trouble.
Many times, it’s not that we don’t want to send something, but that we have no excuse not to send it.
He suddenly slapped his thigh and said, "Hey, after the Conferred God is completed, Tan Wenjie's achievements will surely reach a higher level. Then we can give him gifts to celebrate."
If possible, he even wanted to send the fourth princess directly to Tan Wenjie to be his wife, but Tan Wenjie was a god, and the Dragon King of the East China Sea did not dare to violate the rules of heaven by giving gifts or bribes in private.
Ting Xin also nodded: "You can think of giving him a set of armor."
She had seen Tan Wenjie's clothes, which were gaudy and messy.
"That's exactly what you should do! Just give me some armor!"
Orbs, armor, and magic weapons can all be given as gifts.
The dragon clan has nothing else but this thing in abundance.
Of course, when it comes to magic weapons, the dragon clan doesn't have any.
After the fourth princess left, the Dragon King of the East Sea returned to his study and saw the memorial handed over by Prime Minister Turtle.
After a quick glance, the Dragon King of the East China Sea said, "The water-avoiding beast is a strange beast from the Dragon Palace."
It would be fine if he had given it away personally, but this water-avoiding beast was subdued by Tan Wenjie himself. It was petty to give away a strange beast that someone had caught personally.
Prime Minister Turtle understood and said immediately, "The four sea creatures have made great contributions to flood control together with the immortals in heaven. The Jade Emperor has appointed all those waters to be managed by the four sea dragons. Since the aquatic creatures have worked hard to hunt down the water-avoiding beast, it is better to release them to manage those waters, which is worse than leading thousands of aquatic creatures to run around."
"Prime Minister Turtle is really thoughtful. Do you have any recommendations?"
"Of course!" Prime Minister Turtle flipped through the water map and pointed at a tiny dot on it, saying, "This place is called Black Water River, it's two miles wide and one hundred and twenty miles long."
"Good place." The Dragon King of the East China Sea nodded with satisfaction.
That turtle general went from being an ordinary aquatic creature commanding tens of thousands of shrimp and crab soldiers to becoming the emperor of the river guarding a region, in charge of a river hundreds of miles long, with several sailors obeying his orders.
This is a great joyous event of promotion.
The sea tide was rising, and General Turtle left the East China Sea with his bag on his back, looking back every few steps.
The good news is that he successfully transformed from an "ordinary" patrol general who "only" "commanded tens of thousands of sailors" to a "high and mighty" prime minister.
The bad news is, including the River Dragon King who has not yet taken office, there are no more than 10 aquatic creatures with magical powers and spiritual intelligence in that river.
……
"Why is it purple?"
Tan Wenjie captured the water-avoiding beast with a golden hoop, but was disappointed after seeing its attributes.
Red quality does not necessarily mean strong strength, but purple quality is definitely far behind.
He raised his hand and poked the water-avoiding beast on the forehead. The big rhino was several beats slow to react and kept howling for a long time.
Without mentioning its qualifications and only talking about its strength, the water-avoiding beast is still very good. It is like a heavy amphibious vehicle. After it runs, ordinary goblins and ghosts will be knocked to death.
Moreover, as a mount, the Water-Avoiding Beast has talents that other exotic beasts do not have.
【Water-avoiding beast】
Talent: Mount (can share life, armor, and defense with the owner who rides it)
As long as he doesn't meet Zhang Guifang, the horseless master in Fengshen, riding on the mount, Tan Wenjie's strength will be increased by one level out of thin air. After all, it is like the life, armor, defense and other attributes of the water-avoiding beast are added to himself.
Although the water-avoiding beast has average talent and a low IQ, it is still Ao Bing's mount and is considered quite good among the four seas.
Some of the mounts above have dragon blood. Dragons certainly cannot ride their own cousins, and it is very likely that they are half-brothers.
A month or two had passed on earth, and the Seventh Princess and Chang'e, who had returned to heaven, had actually just been separated for a short while.
Chang'e hurried back to make mooncakes. She would bake a batch of mooncakes every night and send them to the mortal world. For Tan Wenjie, it was a pastry snack that could only be refreshed once a year, but in fact it was Chang'e's daily baking course.
In Guanghan Palace, a rabbit was cursing under a laurel tree.
Its left ear is folded down and its right ear is erected.
Once upon a time it was a happy little rabbit, but now it has to deal with mountains of dough, mixing stuffing, wrapping mooncakes and baking them every day.
Perhaps those who have looked up at the moon over the years will wonder why the Jade Rabbit suddenly stopped carrying the pestle to pound medicine, and instead seemed to be kneading dough.
"Jade Rabbit, bake two more mooncakes tonight," Chang'e said. "Just now the Seventh Princess told me that she hasn't eaten mooncakes for dozens of days."
Jade Rabbit: "Master, where are the mooncakes you baked yesterday?"
There are not many gods in the sky, and Chang'e keeps her distance from male gods. Among the remaining female gods, there are only a few who are worthy of Chang'e giving mooncakes. Even if Yang Jian and Yang Chan from the mortal world are included, the mooncakes should not be finished.
Chang'e: "I have a friend who said the mooncakes you make are delicious."
Jade Rabbit: “…”
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Life is not easy, Jade Rabbit sighed.
When Chang'e turned around to change her clothes, the Jade Rabbit bared its teeth and glared with red eyes, carrying the pestle and pounding the dough madly: "Don't let this Jade Rabbit know who you are!"
If it knew who that bastard was, it would definitely go after that greedy pig!
……
After the seven fairies returned to Yaochi, they found their good sister, the Weaver Girl.
She lived in heaven for a long time and had little contact with Taoist disciples.
"Looking for a disciple of the Jie Sect who is good at performing a famous horse riding trick?" The Weaver Girl collects colored cloth everywhere and knows much more about worldly affairs than the Seven Fairies.
The Weaver Girl was puzzled and asked: "Why are you looking for a monk?" The Seventh Fairy said: "I have a friend."
Weaver Girl: "Do I know him?"
"Tan Wenjie."
"Tan Tianzun?!"
Unlike the Seven Fairies, the Weaver Girl knew that Tan Wenjie had killed many people and was extremely ferocious when he was controlling floods in the human world some time ago.
"He is also a disciple of the Dao Sect, why doesn't he go to Jiejiao to look for him himself?"
"He said that he would help the Heavenly Court to confer the gods in the near future, and he would have to kill the people of Jiejiao."
"He, he really speaks his mind."
The Weaver Girl has never met Tan Wenjie, but she has already labeled him in her heart: a man of integrity and impartiality, worthy of being the Sky-Patrolling Mighty Spiritual Lord who monitors the three realms.
Never let it fall into his hands in the future.
As if knowing what Zhinu was thinking, the Seventh Fairy said, "Even if we violate the rules of heaven, it is not his turn to come after us. Besides, what rules of heaven can we violate?"
Zhinu nodded: "That's true."
In the past, they had no shortage of treasures such as elixirs, peaches, fine liquors, and mysterious elixirs.
Moreover, the Weaver Girl is the best tailor in the Three Realms, and no one in the world can make clothes more beautiful than hers.
In the end, only Sifan was left to talk about love.
With the example of Yao Ji and the clear prohibition of the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother, love? No one is allowed to talk about it!
They are not love-brained.
"I'd better go ask other people." The Seventh Fairy said, "There are not many opportunities to make Wei Ling Tian Zun owe me a favor."
……
Xiqi.
The water-avoiding beast stopped by the roadside and was visited by passing soldiers.
Ordinary people have only heard of the legendary rare and exotic animals but have never seen them with their own eyes.
When people saw the tall and strong water-avoiding beast today, they couldn't help but come over to touch it.
Yang Jian and Nezha have a lot of mysterious skills but no mounts. Now that they have seen something rare, they can't help but look around.
For example, Yang Jian has a three-headed dragon, but he cannot fly around on a three-pointed, double-edged sword.
Nezha's magic mount, the Wind Fire Wheel, is filled with flames when it takes off, and he won't get frostbite even if he goes barefoot in winter, but it is still far inferior to the mighty and majestic water-avoiding beast.
He jumped onto the water-avoiding beast, regretting that he forgot to catch the water-avoiding beast when he pulled out Ao Bing's dragon tendons, otherwise he would have a cool mount now.
Wu Ji stood aside and said: "I heard that Grand Master Wen Zhong has a black unicorn."
"Hey, you don't understand this." Tan Wenjie quietly made a note to Wu Ji. This kid really doesn't know how to talk, and then said, "The black unicorn is more business-oriented, and the water-avoiding beast is more in line with the sports vitality of young people. A real man should ride a rhino."
"Oh~" Wu Ji nodded thoughtfully, "Brother, what kind of mount do you think would be more suitable for me to ride?"
Tan Wenjie: "Your master is still weak, are you ashamed to get yourself a beast for transportation?"
"I didn't think of this." Wu Ji was annoyed and thought to himself that he was not filial enough.
Tan Wenjie: “…”
You two, master and disciple, will basically say goodbye to high-end mounts in this lifetime. Jiang Ziya can at least borrow your leader's car to drive. After all, the Sibu Xiang is a top-notch divine beast.
As for Bukit, you can consider buying a new pair of shoes so that your feet don’t hurt when you run.
The anti-Zhou team in Xiqi was trying to make a fortune in silence, while King Zhou of Chaoge kept making stupid moves. Neither side was interested, so Tan Wenjie returned to Jizhou.
The "Saint Lady" Su Daji is becoming more and more pious, and her faith in the Saint General is showing signs of becoming the spiritual pillar of Jizhou.
Jizhou, night falls.
Su Daji, who had grown into a graceful young lady, knelt in front of the cushion.
But it is different from the ascetics chanting in the temple.
Daji: "I have saved up 10,000 offerings, I want to see you."
Tan Wenjie: “…”
He will not respond, and he must make a distinction even if he responds to requests.
Requests for good weather, supply of hot weapons, etc. can be met, but private meetings are not allowed.
Having failed to see her male god, Daji became bored and went home to rest.
With a little interest, Tan Wenjie's spirit went out and entered Daji's dream.
A few minutes later.
In front of Daji's bed, Tan Wenjie was breathing heavily.
He turned his head and glanced at Su Daji, whose cheeks were slightly red.
Just now in his dream he had experienced being followed, having his unwashed clothes and socks turned under his bed, having his hair collected, and... between himself and Daji, who was the vixen?
It had been a long time since he had used the word pervert to describe someone.
So fanatical that it's a little abnormal.
At the same time, he also made up his mind that he must not see Daji, otherwise he was worried that Daji would take a knife and chop him into pieces at night, and then savor and collect them.
Daybreak, roosters crow.
Daji started her day again, recruiting people as usual and promoting the mysterious guardian of the world, the mighty and holy general Tan Wenjie, and she knew all about his achievements.
"Who are those people over there?"
"It seems to be from Xiqi."
"Xiqi?"
The group of people coming from Xiqi were amazed at how popular Tan Wenjie's incense was.
Then he asked in confusion: "Why can't I see the Erlang Temple?"
A local from Jizhou nearby asked, "What Erlang Temple?"
"You don't know?" The Xiqi people asked, "Why did the Holy General Wei Ling carry the mountain and chase the sun?"
"Why?" asked the person next to him.
"Because he and Erlang Shen Yang Jian were as close as brothers, Erlang Shen's mother was trapped under Taoshan Mountain, and Wei Ling Shengjiang helped his brother, so he carried the mountain and chased the sun." The Xiqi man paused, then asked, "Do you know how to control floods?"
"Of course I know."
"The Holy General Wei Ling controlled the flood together with Erlang Shen."
"Hiss, what about this allusion?"
"anything else!"
Seeing the people of Xiqi spitting and taking half of the credit that belonged to Tan Wenjie and giving it to that Yang Jian, Su Daji frowned.
"Drive those Xiqi people out of Jizhou!"
The mere King Zhaohui Lingxiansheng, Erlang Zhenjun, and Qingyuan Miaodao Zhenjun were actually giegieing with me... They were actually competing with my male god for the position of the top star.
We must seize the right to speak.
Tan Wenjie: “…”
Seeing his "fan leader" Daji spending money crazily and recruiting people to convert to religion like a possessed person, he felt something was not right.
And judging from Daji's reaction, it seems that she is not even happy to have the Three Pure Ones placed above her head.
If she could really overthrow the Three Pure Ones, Tan Wenjie felt that he could strive for the position of the first person on the List of the Gods.
It's night again.
Daji knelt on the cushion and prayed to the handsome statue in front of her with fanatical eyes.
The other party's action at the critical moment saved her from being forced to marry King Zhou Yin Shou, and also gave the entire Su family a chance to change their fate.
Now Jizhou has become the third largest vassal state, and Su Hu has also become the third largest vassal.
The first one is Duke Xibo.
The second largest is Beibohou.
The remaining two marquises, Dong and Nan, had already died in Chaoge.
"Kaka."
The statue suddenly moved its shoulders and shook its neck.
Su Daji held her breath. Her male god was alive!
"I, the faithful daughter of Daji, greet the Holy General!"
"Yeah." Tan Wenjie nodded.
He must establish a good image for himself and at the same time maintain the hearts of his crazy fans, otherwise no one will vote for him.
"Daji, I have seen everything you have done recently." Tan Wenjie nodded and said, "But..."
Daji raised her head and looked at him with her big watery eyes.
She said softly: "Please give Daji your orders~"
"..."
Tan Wenjie must emphasize one thing. First, he is not an old pervert. Second, he does not seduce fans. And... is this right? Is this a normal relationship between believers and gods?
"You must remember not to provoke others at will. Yang Jian is my brother who will live and die together."
"I will obey the oracle!" Daji replied immediately.
Then she asked in a low voice: "What about Nezha? Isn't it too..."
"Ne Zha can't do that either!"
How did the topic suddenly go off topic? Besides, he didn't dare to start it, otherwise it would be revealed that he and the fan leader led the fans to curse, which would easily destroy his image as a male god.
The most important thing for a god to do is to give face. They are all immortal and can be seen everywhere. If their reputation gets ruined, they may be named toilet god or broom god by the people.
No matter how deified the gods are, they can never escape the faith of mortals in the end. The most direct manifestation of this is that the incense offered to the gods deified by the people is far greater than that offered to the gods deified by gods themselves.
“Don’t pull anyone down.”
"Pull down?" Daji was puzzled.
Tan Wenjie explained: "It's like comparing other gods and cultivators with me, comparing appearance, magic weapons, achievements, supernatural powers, etc., none of them are allowed."
The more Daji listened, the brighter her eyes became, and she suddenly understood.
"Daji understands, but Daji still has something to ask of you."
"tell me the story."
"Daji wants to practice and get in touch with a Qi cultivator."
"I have already said that I cannot accept you as my disciple if your contribution is not enough. However, since you are very sincere in your pursuit of the Tao, I can make an exception and teach you magic."
"Thank you, Saint General!"
Tan Wenjie secretly breathed a sigh of relief: If he could find her something to do, she wouldn't provoke other immortals again.
Daji also thought in her heart: Only by becoming a Qi Refiner can I find out where they are inferior to the Saint Generals and then pull them down.
They looked at each other and all smiled.
Both parties were very satisfied with the results of tonight's talks.
The master leads you to the door, but the practice is up to you. When it comes to self-cultivation, Tan Wenjie can be said to have no experience at all.
He has been able to come this far without any hardship in his practice.
Perhaps as "Su Daji" has an extraordinary fate, she really has some talent for cultivation and is barely able to reach the entry level. She should be slightly inferior to the Caiyun boy under Niangniang Shiji, but it is hard to say how much worse.
It was difficult for Tan Wenjie to tell which of the two ants was stronger and which one was more resistant to being stepped on.
……
Time flies and another year has passed.
Ji Chang was imprisoned in Chaoge. Bo Yikao intended to rescue him and took the three treasures of Xiqi with him.
The first treasure is called the Seven Fragrance Chariot.
The vehicle can travel as fast as the passengers want, and no one is needed to pull it.
The second treasure is the hangover felt.
A drunk person can sober up quickly by lying on it.
The third treasure is the white-faced monkey.
She is good at singing and dancing and has a pair of golden crystal eyes that can see through the changes of ghosts.
Bo Yikao would surely die if he went there, but Jiang Ziya did not stop him because he had already been dragged away by Tan Wenjie to find someone.
Above the clouds, there was a white-faced Taoist riding a white-browed tiger.
The man was slightly startled when he saw Jiang Ziya, and then he saw the handsome and mighty young general beside Jiang Ziya, and he was suddenly refreshed.
"Uncle Master, please stay!" the young general shouted.
White-faced Taoist: “…”
Hiss, he always felt that something was wrong, and after being called like this, he felt a chill under his ribs, as if he was being stared at by some dirty thing.
Now that we have met on the clouds, it is not good to pretend not to see each other.
"Senior brother."
"Junior brother."
"But Uncle-Master Shen Gongbao?" Tan Wenjie greeted him with a fist salute.
Shen Gongbao: "..."
This guy looks handsome but I always feel a familiar meanness from him, a bit like looking in the mirror and then looking at his "ordinary" appearance. This guy is similar to me.
The person that Tan Wenjie pulled Jiang Ziya out to look for was Shen Gongbao.
He asked the Seventh Princess to use her connections to help him find someone in Jiejiao, but there was no news. He had to think of another way, and becoming the King of Connections in the Conferred Gods became his goal.
As the greatest contributor to the Conferred Gods, he almost single-handedly filled most of the places in the Conferred Gods List.
When he opens his mouth, he is just like the male protagonist in a boys’ comic. He can solve everything with his mouth and defeat magic weapons with conversation.
Shen Gongbao asked: "Brother, who is this?"
"This is Senior Brother Nanji Xianweng's disciple, Tan Wenjie."
"Oh, it's you!" Shen Gongbao looked happy.
It's really like a pillow when you are sleepy. He is the best general among the three generations of disciples of the Chan sect, the king of ideas among the three rebels in the Heavenly Court, but he is the person he wants most to help the Shang Dynasty destroy Xiqi.
With Tan Wenjie, we can defeat Yang Jian and Nezha. The trinity will be victorious in every battle.
"Good nephew!"
"Uncle Master!"
"My dear nephew, I have heard of your name before. You are good at suppressing the sun and controlling water. You have a bright future. I didn't expect that I could finally meet you today."
"Good uncle, I have often heard of your reputation. You opened a Dzi bead and have many friends. It is my luck to meet you by chance."
The two looked at each other.
"Hahahaha!" X2
Throw your head back and laugh.
Jiang Ziya: "..."
The two of them together gave him a very awkward feeling, like they were at loggerheads with each other. They seemed very passionate and close to each other, but it also seemed reasonable for them to suddenly pull out a knife and stab each other.
As a middleman, Jiang Ziya was studying the sticky sap on the bark.
In the distance, Tan Wenjie and Shen Gongbao were chatting very enthusiastically. When they talked about happy things, they even put their arms around each other's shoulders, looking like two good brothers.
"Zhang Guifang? General Qinglong, of course I know him!"
Shen Gongbao has a loud voice.
"I don't know who his master is now, but don't worry, I have connections. Even if all the immortals of Jiejiao come to pay homage, I can still help you find this person."
"Uncle Master, since you are helping me today, I will never frown even if you ask me to go through fire and water in the future!"
A mountain of knives or a pot of oil cannot break his defense, so he can make promises at will.
He can even go to the eighteen levels of hell, depending on whether King Yama dares to take him in.
The two looked at each other again: "Hahahaha!"
After chatting for a while, the two parted tacitly.
On the way back, Jiang Ziya asked: "Ajie, you and Junior Brother Shen Gongbao..."
"He wants to drag me to Shang to work for King Zhou." Tan Wenjie said bluntly, "Now I am with you, my uncle, in Xiqi, how can I change my mind so easily? Not to mention that he promised to help me find people and spells to practice, even if he gave me ten or eight magic weapons, I would not agree."
After saying that, he turned and looked at Jiang Ziya.
Jiang Ziya: "..."
She tilted her head slightly, not daring to meet Tan Wenjie's gaze.
He was still a pauper, so he didn't dare to accept the offer of the magic weapon.
Tan Wenjie stared at Jiang Ziya and said, "Uncle Master, you will definitely give me eight or ten magic weapons to keep me here."
Jiang Ziya: "Oh, my nephew, you fly so fast, are we in Xiqi already?"
It was a very cheap way to change the subject; Tan Wenjie rolled his eyes.
The magic that Tan Wenjie has always wanted is called "Horse-falling Magic by Calling Names", which is the famous skill of the horseless master Zhang Guifang.
Get Rid of Your Weapons and Mounts - Eastern Edition.
When fighting with others, you can just shout out the enemy's name to dismount him.
Because there is a water-avoiding beast next to him, Tan Wenjie can feel the power of the name-calling horse-losing technique even more. It is no exaggeration to say that with this move, the enemy's strength will be reduced by one third.
Of course, there is another reason why I want to learn so urgently, but it is not convenient to say it out loud to let others know at the moment.
There was no news after Bo Yi passed the imperial examination and was admitted to Chaoge, but Chang'e was not absent on the fifteenth day of the eighth month and brought moon cakes again. Occasionally, he went out for shopping and eating with Yang Chan and met the fourth princess by chance, which became part of Tan Wenjie's daily life.
Compared with him, Yang Jian had been away from home for several years and never once mentioned going back to Guanjiangkou to see his wife, and the third princess of the West Sea, Cunxin, did not come to see him either.
Everyone tacitly chose not to mention this matter, and tried to stay out of other people's family affairs. What if they just had a fight and made up at the foot of the bed, and the couple held hands and their relationship warmed up, then you would be in a difficult position.
Since they have been gods for too long, they always have to consider their face before doing anything.
As the seasons changed, one day, Jiang Ziya turned his head left and right as he returned to Xiqi.
"Uncle Master, who are you hiding from?"
Jiang Ziya was startled. When he turned around and saw Tan Wenjie, he let out a breath pretending to be calm, "Huh, Ajie, it turns out to be you."
"Uncle Master, what treasure are you holding in your arms?"
"This is the List of Gods given by Yuanshi Tianzun. I can't give it to you."
"Uncle Master, I'm not that kind of person."
No, you're too much of that kind of person.
But Jiang Ziya didn't dare to say this. After Tan Wenjie asked him curiously several times, Jiang Ziya finally took out the List of Gods.
When he saw the Investiture of the Gods, Tan Wenjie felt that it looked somewhat familiar. It was very similar to the thing he and the Immortal of the South Pole accidentally snatched when they overthrew the fake heaven in the world of "East is Red, West is West".
Jiang Ziya: "Master told me to build the Conferred God Platform. When someone is killed in the future, they can be summoned by the Conferred God List, and a bit of their true spirit will be included in the list and conferred as a god."
"That's good news." Tan Wenjie nodded.
Li Jing's opportunity has come, and he must tell Nezha the good news.
(End of this chapter)