Chapter 556 How can we fall in love when we are different species?
Chapter 556 How can we fall in love when we are different species?
Nightfall, inn.
Between a twin room, a double room, and another room, Tan Wenjie chose to book two twin rooms.
One bed was used for clothes, the other for luggage, and he himself sat on a chair.
That’s right, gods don’t need to sleep. They only close their eyes and fall asleep when they are bored. Recently, even when they close their eyes, they enter other people’s dreams.
Next door is Yang Chan. As gods, a wall is almost as good as non-existent in front of them. They just tacitly agree not to say it clearly and try to cover up the truth.
Yang Chan tossed and turned in bed, the friction between her clothes and quilt made her sleep uneasy.
I feel upset, anxious, and nervous... What if he comes and knocks on the door? What if he doesn't come and knock on the door?
While she was still wondering whether there was a direct relationship between holding hands and the growing belly, a gust of wind blew open the half-closed window, and a bright moon hung under the eaves.
Chang'e, one of the powerful rivals.
And there is also a good friend, the fourth princess, Tingxin.
Thinking of the mess that happened after her second brother got married, Yang Chan clenched her fists lightly. She couldn't bear to see Brother Tan follow in her second brother's footsteps. She secretly said bad things about her best friend in her heart. Women of the Dragon Clan were indeed not suitable to be wives.
How can people of different species fall in love?
……
"How can we be in a relationship when we are of different genders?"
Tan Wenjie shook his head and sighed.
At this moment, he was in Su Daji's dream, and the other party was practicing diligently. More than 20 years had passed, and it could be seen that the child had no talent for practice.
Or bringing disaster to the country and the people is more suitable for her.
In fact, Tan Wenjie suspected that it was because of his actions that the nine-tailed fox attached itself to Ziwei, who had a lower charm point, which led to King Zhou being less enthusiastic. Ultimately, the entire Battle of the Gods felt like it couldn't be high-pitched, and there was no effort to make, and in the end everyone just went through the motions tacitly.
You can't blame Ziwei for bringing disaster to the country and the people, Jiang Ziya was too embarrassed to say this.
It’s not hot enough.
Su Daji: “…”
When did she say she wanted to fall in love?
And do you have to be of the same gender to date?
Wait, there is such an option. It seems I am too conservative.
Although she is not very good at it, she can learn. Picking up men can't be harder than cultivating immortality.
She raised her eyes with affection, looking pitiful and lovely.
"I'm always confused when practicing this part, and I can't understand it~"
The bold nine-tailed fox finally returned to Su Daji. Today, the Lord of Heaven will have sex with her.
Tan Wenjie restrained himself. As a good god who was not very developed in moral, intellectual, physical, aesthetic and labor aspects, he would never let anyone take advantage of him so easily.
It is impossible to teach Su Daji how to practice. Not only does she have no talent for learning and practicing, she also has very poor patience.
"I happen to have a few pills here. After you take them, they can help you condense your magic power, improve your cultivation, and prolong your life."
"Thank you for your gift!"
Su Daji was surprised and grateful.
As expected, the path of studying hard and practicing diligently was not suitable for her. According to her previous estimation, she might not be able to achieve immortality until the end of her life.
Now that I have changed the track, I suddenly feel that the world is so vast.
Daji said: "I still don't quite understand this~"
Tan Wenjie: “…”
He really wanted to say that Daji was not suitable for cultivation, and that it would be more useful for her to help him spread his faith and increase the number of pilgrims than to cultivate diligently for a hundred lifetimes.
Early in the morning, Tan Wenjie opened his eyes and silently glanced at the restless quilt.
He hasn't been back to his hometown in the Republic of China for a long time. After the exploration of the new secret realm here is opened, he will go back to visit his wives and sisters-in-law.
Being a good man is hard work.
Being sentimental is the most tiring.
After quietly changing his underwear, Tan Wenjie left the room. As soon as he opened the door, he met Yang Chan from next door.
Both sides looked at each other.
At this moment, Tan Wenjie heard an auditory hallucination: the Three Holy Mothers descended from heaven, and only Chenxiang and his father were left.
This is true. When I saw her, I even thought of what to name the child.
A woman with her own BGM.
"Tan, Brother Tan, did you sleep well last night?" Yang Chan felt a little uncomfortable when he looked at her.
She tossed and turned and didn't sleep well last night.
"Not very good."
Tan Wenjie told the truth, he strongly suspected that the Nine-tailed Fox and Su Daji were one and the same. Fortunately, he had strong self-control and was not lustful, otherwise Su Daji might have taken advantage of him more in his dream last night.
"Ah?" Yang Chan was surprised.
"By the way, I happen to be going to Xiqi today to meet my fellow apprentice Lei Zhenzi, who is also your second brother's fellow apprentice."
Lei Zhenzi became a saint in the flesh but was not deified. As the 100th son of Ji Chang, he would protect the Zhou Dynasty for years. However, any discerning person could see that Lei Zhenzi and Ji Chang had little affection for each other and they were all working according to the script without any emotion.
Rather than enjoying wealth and luxury in the human world, Lei Zhenzi prefers to return to the mountains to practice.
"Okay." Yang Chan nodded.
It doesn't matter where you go, what matters is who you go with.
In Xiqi, twenty years have passed in a flash. The towering city walls have been demolished and all traces of the war have been cleaned up.
The gods do not allow ordinary people to progress too quickly. Before the Zhou Dynasty, the human race was also a powerful force.
And after that, people also need to rely on gods, and the biggest winner of the entire Conferred God Conferred God Conferred God Conferred God Conferred God is undoubtedly the Heaven.
When Tan Wenjie saw Lei Zhenzi again, he was meditating and practicing.
He quickly explained his purpose.
"I happen to have a yellow-skinned tiger under my command." Tan Wenjie said, "I taught it the Five Thunders Orthodox Method to practice, but it has never been able to master it. I want it to learn from you for a few hundred years. No one in the world is better at wind and thunder than you."
Lei Zhenzi hummed, "Brother Jie, you are making fun of me again. You are now the Thunder General of the Thunder Department, and you are also good at Samadhi Divine Wind. I am far from being your opponent."
Tan Wenjie nodded: "That's true."
Lei Zhenzi: “…”
Isn't it a routine session of flattering each other and praising each other? I praised you, and you praised me back, like I'm handsome and tall and strong, and my red hair is very unique, etc.
"Who is this?" Lei Zhenzi saw Yang Chan next to him.
"This is Yang Jian's third sister, the Third Holy Mother Yang Chan."
"It's my third sister!" Lei Zhenzi greeted her honestly.
There are two perfect soldiers in the Fengshen group, one is Yang Jian and the other is Nezha, and Lei Zhenzi also learned the story of Yang Jian from them.
Hiss, Lei Zhenzi’s red head turned rapidly.
Brother Jie, it’s so high!
Tan Wenjie said: "I will ask the yellow tiger to look for you later."
"Don't worry, Brother Jie. I will definitely teach it how to practice thunder magic with all my heart."
"Don't take it too seriously, just teach it casually. It has average talent, and it mainly follows you to feel the learning atmosphere." Tan Wenjie said, "Besides, it follows me. In the future, I can use the thunder method to write an order to the sky to ask for thunder, and I can use the internal channel to quickly approve it."
He is worthy of being called Brother Jie as he can talk about using backdoor connections as if it were a matter of course.
Yang Chan on the side covered her mouth and chuckled. She had become accustomed to Tan Wenjie's style of speaking and doing things. It seemed unreliable, but in fact it was very reliable.
Because one of his tiger demons came to Xiqi specially, he is a typical person who is hard on the outside but soft on the inside.
Just like when he kept going back and forth between Kunlun Mountain and Nezha Temple to help transmit information between himself and his second brother. His second brother was obsessed with cultivation, and fortunately, he had Brother Tan to accompany him.
Now that Yuanshi Tianzun has taken action personally, there is hope for Yao Ji's survival, and everything seems to be moving in a better direction.
Suddenly, a flash of lightning flashed across the sky.
"Crack!"
Thunder Ancestor Tianzun's voice came: "Tan Wenjie, go to the Heavenly Palace quickly."
Tan Wenjie: “…”
He now suspected that Wen Zhong was unhappy when he was killed by him when they first met, so he recommended him to work in the Thunder Department. Now, he has become a lackey under Lei Zu.
The opponent has become Thunder Ancestor and his strength has greatly increased. It is hard to predict the outcome of another fight.
Tan Wenjie turned around and said, "Sister Chan, I need to go to heaven first."
Yang Chan nodded and said, "I will send the tiger here to practice with Lei Zhenzi."
"Junior Brother Lei Zhenzi, I will come to see you next time I am free."
Accompanied by wind and thunder, with the train underfoot, in the blink of an eye, Tan Wenjie disappeared at the end of his sight.
heaven.
Although Tan Wenjie had spent a long time in the lower world, only a short while had passed when he flew to the South Gate of Heaven.
When the commander of Nantianmen Gate saw Tan Wenjie coming, he immediately bowed his head and greeted him.
"Tan Tianzun, please come to Yaochi for a chat."
A fairy came over and looked at Tan Wenjie several times, as if she was sizing up a rare person.
Tan Wenjie: "Yaochi?"
Now that the Heavenly Palace has built 108 palaces including the Lingxiao Palace, the narrative of entering the Yaochi is closer to private affairs.
"Fairy, please lead the way." He was always polite to the beautiful fairy.
Following the fairy into the Yaochi Lake, Tan Wenjie did not see the Jade Emperor, but only saw Xiaoqing's grandmother version of the Queen Mother, and the Eighth Princess standing beside her.
"Greetings to the Queen Mother and the Eighth Princess." Tan Wenjie bowed, his words were polite but his actions were very casual.
Even so, the Queen Mother was very satisfied. He was much better than that brat Yang Jian.
"Tan Tianzun, how is life in the mortal world?"
"Thank you for your concern, my lady. I am free now."
The Queen Mother pretended not to hear the perfunctory and distant tone in Tan Wenjie's words, and sighed, "I have something I would like to ask the Heavenly Lord for help."
Seeing that Tan Wenjie was silent, the Queen Mother said, "At the beginning, the Jade Emperor personally ordered the burning of his own sister Yao Ji, and I couldn't bear it. Alas, no one knows why the fairies in heaven gave up their immortality and freedom and wanted to live on earth one by one."
Want to be a mortal?
He searched through the possible fairies who might have come down to earth in his mind, the Seventh Princess and Dong Yong, the Eighth Princess and some grassland man, and the Weaver Girl and the Cowherd.
Tan Wenjie asked, "Your Majesty, please explain it more clearly."
"The Weaver Girl has not returned from her mortal world. I sent people to investigate and found out that she is actually married. That man is not a mortal either, but the Cowherd in the sky. The Cowherd was reincarnated as a mortal. The Weaver Girl was tempted to pursue him and went down to earth, which violated the rules of heaven."
It was indeed the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl.
The Queen Mother looked at Tan Wenjie and said, "Tianzun Tan has great magical powers, and you helped Yang Jian to rebel against the heavens, which shows that you are willing to stand up for the weak. In order to prevent His Majesty from getting angry when he finds out about this, I would like to ask Tianzun to capture the Weaver Girl. A private solution can also save the face of the Heavenly Court."
Tan Wenjie: “…”
Am I usually too easy to talk to? Why do I get this thankless job thrown at me?
Nezha is also very suitable. Although he looks delicate and delicate, he is actually very ruthless and can skin and pull out the tendons of people with a smile.
As if she knew what he was thinking, the Queen Mother said, "Nezha is familiar with the Weaver Girl. I am worried that he will protect her."
Only then did Tan Wenjie remember that this was indeed the case. The piece of cloth that Nezha had given him was obtained from the Weaver Girl.
Seeing that Tan Wenjie still didn't speak, the Queen Mother said, "It is a great joy for Tan Tianzun to enter the Thunder Department. I heard that the four seas dragon tribes also presented treasures to celebrate. Why not let the Japanese palace also share in the joy?"
She turned to look at the Eighth Princess who was serving beside her and said, "Go and get the nectar."
"Yes."
The eighth princess turned and left, and when she came back she was holding a pot of wine in her hand.
You want to bribe Mr. Tan with just a pot of wine? Mr. Tan is also a man who has seen and played.
[Nectar of Jade (Treasure): The finest wine in the Three Realms. It is said that only the most elite gods at the Peach Banquet can taste it. Mana Limit +1000]
Tan Wenjie quickly shifted his gaze away from the nectar.
Then again, he is the timely rain of the Three Realms, and his character of standing up for the weak has long been deeply rooted in people's hearts. In order not to affect his image in the eyes of other gods, Tan Wenjie feels that he should go.
Secretly deal with the problem of Cowherd and Weaver Girl and bring the Weaver Girl back to heaven.
"Tan Tianzun, please." The Eighth Princess poured wine for him personally.
"Thank you princess."
Tan Wenjie picked up the wine glass and drank it all. His mana limit increased by +1000, and he could feel a pure warm current flowing rapidly through his body.
"Huh" he exhaled softly.
What happened next was a natural progression. Tan Wenjie drank the nectar and the deal was done. He needed to quietly descend to the mortal world and bring the Weaver Girl back for trial.
Watching Tan Wenjie disappear, Queen Mother suddenly asked, "Do you know why Tan Wenjie must do this?"
"He is your man if he does private things for you." The Eighth Princess replied.
"Tan Wenjie is a man who does things without restraint and often shows greed for money." Queen Mother asked, "What do you think?"
"It's just a deliberate display to confuse people."
"You are the smartest child around me," said the Queen Mother. "You must not disappoint me like the Weaver Girl did."
The Eighth Princess pursed her lips, bowed her head and said, "Yes, mother."
……
As soon as Tan Wenjie walked out of the Nantian Gate, he was blocked by an unexpected figure.
"You want to catch the Weaver Girl, right?" The Seventh Princess spread out her hands, like a big rooster.
"..."
When he was still a mortal, he was very puzzled as to why the trivial matters of the gods in heaven were always known to the mortals in the lower world.
Now it seems that there is a reason. As soon as he left Yao Chi, the Seventh Princess came to block his way.
Could it be that someone has placed a micro camera in Yaochi for live broadcasting? Next time I go to Yaochi, I must check if there are any pinhole cameras disguised as power banks in the blind spots.
"of course not."
Tan Wenjie shook his head: "I am the Heavenly Lord of Wei Ling who patrols the three realms. This time I am going to punish evil and eliminate demons."
The Seventh Princess looked up at him. All she needed to do was to put some feathers on her body so that she could imitate a fighting chicken. "I heard from the Eighth Sister a long time ago."
Tan Wenjie: “…”
It’s not unfair at all that the trivial matters of you gods in heaven are publicized and known to all three realms.
"Are you really going to catch the Weaver Girl?"
"It's to subdue demons and monsters!"
Subduing demons and monsters is his job, and bringing back the Weaver Girl is just a side job. The priorities cannot be confused. No matter who asks him, he comes down to the earth to subdue demons and monsters.
If you open your mouth too much, something bad will happen.
Seeing the Seventh Princess staring at him like a fighting cock, he said, "If you want to follow, follow me."
Now that the Seven Fairies have the divine position of goddesses of the Desire Realm, they don’t need to be as sneaky when they come down to earth as before.
Following Tan Wenjie, the Seventh Princess couldn't stop talking.
"What's wrong with the Weaver Girl looking for her beloved one?"
"Do they want Zhinu to become like Aunt Yaoji?"
"I thought you were a good...brother...but you hid such a big thing from me."
Tan Wenjie: “…”
Could it be that the person following him was not the Seventh Princess, but Zhang Qiaozui?
"Why don't you speak?" the Seventh Princess asked him back.
Tan Wenjie: "Their mistake is that they are too weak. Look, Yang Jian married the third princess, why did the entire Three Realms pretend not to know?"
The Seventh Princess finally stopped talking. After they flew away from the heaven and crossed the barrier between immortals and mortals, the speed of time changed instantly.
After landing, the Seventh Princess asked, "What are you going to do with the Weaver Girl?"
Tan Wenjie replied: "Bring her back to heaven to report."
Anyway, the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl are both gods, so they can just come down to earth to have some fun, and then go back to work after the vacation.
The Seventh Princess was disappointed and said, "You were full of vigor and vitality when you rebelled against the Heaven. You broke through the South Heaven Gate and transformed into a giant, causing the Heavenly Soldiers and Generals to retreat step by step. Now you are actually obeying the orders of the Heavenly Court?"
"Are you still the Princess of Heaven?"
The Seventh Princess said as a matter of course: "It is unfair, so I must uphold justice."
Tan Wenjie: “…”
"Why aren't you talking again?"
"I like silence. It makes me look elegant."
"..."
The two came to the village where the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl lived.
A few days had passed since the Weaver Girl came down to earth, and several years had passed in the human world. There were two children growing in the fields.
The man with a loyal and honest look on his face must be the gigolo.
Tan Wenjie activated his divine eye and found the Weaver Girl dressed in sunset glow. It was most likely the Sunset Limited Edition. Although the clothes were made of coarse linen, the design was very beautiful. Coupled with the Weaver Girl's fairy-like temperament, she looked extraordinary.
He took a step forward and in an instant Tan Wenjie arrived at his niece's house.
"Tan Tianzun?"
When the Weaver Girl saw Tan Wenjie, she was shocked. Then she looked at the dejected expression of the Seventh Princess following behind him and immediately guessed the reason.
"But you are here to take me back to heaven?"
"Don't talk nonsense, or I'll sue you for defamation. I'm the Heavenly Patrol Spirit, and my job includes subduing demons and monsters. I happened to see some evil people with a foul odor around me, and then I happened to pass by here and ran into the Seventh Princess, and then I happened to run into you."
Weaver Girl: “…”
Tan Wenjie: "Fairy, I advise you to deal with the trivial matters at home, and then follow the Seventh Princess back to heaven to be punished."
Zhinu's eyes were filled with tears: "But my child...Okay, I will go with you, but it will take me a few days."
If someone else came, Zhinu might have resisted, but the one who came was Tan Wenjie. A man's reputation is like the shadow of a tree, and she didn't think she could defeat him.
If you resist too strongly, it might cause even greater trouble and affect your family.
"It just so happens that I also have a few days to deal with trivial matters." Tan Wenjie turned and left.
"Madam, are there guests coming?"
The returning cowherd looked at the backs of Tan Wenjie and the Seventh Princess as they left together.
"He is a guest who comes to ask for a drink of water."
"A talented man and a beautiful woman."
"Don't talk nonsense!" Zhinu was shocked, "They are not."
(End of this chapter)