Chapter 564 The system is also a CP

Chapter 564 The system is also a CP

[Wake up, my host. You are just mentally aged. You are not suffering from dementia or amnesia.]

The system sighed helplessly in Xiaojun Bai's head.

"It doesn't matter. I think people in the parallel world like people like me." Xiao Junbai clicked on the popularity value to check the situation.

One zero, two zeros, three zeros...

Wow~ It’s so hard to count the zeros after the number~ Let’s just leave it like this as a backup hidden energy source.

【…】

The system is silent.

Because it's true.

Obviously from the appearance, Xiaojunbai and Iya are exactly the same.

But in terms of popularity, Junbai is far ahead of Iya, even higher than Junbai.

So the system once again successfully played the role of a father in front of the role-playing system 1, and the son on the other side.

From this perspective.

The best option is to let Xiao Junbai continue to maintain his current appearance, but the system misses the host who can give it advice.

A mature host at least has some ambition.

But now this little host...

The system feels helpless, like it is taking care of a child - perhaps this is because it is at work.

To put it simply, Jun Bai can actually work for the system.

But not only could Junbai not replace the employee at work, but he also added an extra job of a kindergarten teacher to the system.

So the system really wants Xiaojun Bai to recover.

It’s okay for Him to pay for popularity!

(Anyway, Jun Bai will be able to earn it back soon.)

So the system said:

[Host, you can't do this. ]

[If you keep looking like this because the players like you, then I'm saying that the players want to see you in women's clothing. ]

[Do you want to dress up as a woman too? ]

"Want to see me in women's clothing?" Xiaojun Bai seemed to be in deep thought. "Actually, I have thought about it, but I never found the opportunity."

"After all, I can't just become a woman and wear women's clothes for such a hasty reason as I want to, right?"

[Host, have you really thought about it? ]

[Host, you make me feel scared...]

"Morax has turned into a beautiful older sister, is it too much for me to dress up as a woman?"

【…】

[Morax transformed into a female because he didn't want to be discovered while visiting incognito, but his psychological gender is still male.]

[Host, you fantasize about wearing women's clothes for no reason...]

[Host, are you mentally healthy now? I can take you to see a psychiatrist.]

"Psychologist?" Xiao Junbai said in shock.

Isn't that something that only exists in the real world? Although it seems that there are similar people in Teyvat...

But Xiao Junbai didn't think that the system specifically marked it out because it wanted to take him to see a psychologist in Teyvat.

"Tong, can you open the dimensional door?"

Xiaojun said with sparkling eyes.

Xiaojun Bai: (′?w?｀)

Jun Bai might feel bored, but little Jun Bai would really like to go out and play in the real world.

Teyvat is nice, but it does lack entertainment options.

For Junbai, who has become accustomed to modern life, the current entertainment activities in Teyvat are a bit unsatisfying.

If the system could not connect to the real world, Xiao Junbai felt that he might be like the Ruotu Dragon King, returning to Luofengyuan to sleep.

Therefore, if he could go out and have fun in the real world, Xiao Junbai would be willing to use up all the popularity points he has.

Of course this is impossible.

It’s not that Xiaojunbai’s popularity is insufficient.

Rather, the system does not have sufficient authority, and cannot apply to the System Administration for system rewards for dimensional travel.

"If that doesn't work, then why did you say you would take me to see a psychiatrist?"

The system begins to explain.

After a systematic explanation, Xiao Junbai also understood.

What the system calls taking Xiao Junbai to see a psychiatrist is actually just like the live broadcast ahead.

The system places a clone in the real world, and then Xiao Junbai's consciousness attaches to it to control it.

"Tch, boring."

Xiao Junbai lay directly on the bed, rolled up the quilt into a ball, leaving only his head sticking out.

【…】

System grievance ing

Xiao Junbai wanted the system to play some videos for him to watch.

But suddenly, the question that Ying and Paimon were discussing earlier flashed through the child's mind, and he fell into deep thought.

Xiaojun Bai: (′owo｀)

"Biological children?"

Although Xiao Junbai has never been very interested in topics such as love and marriage.

After all, in the fantasy world, love between men and women lasts forever...

That will only make you look small-minded.

But now Jun Bai is close to invincible at his peak, and he also has abilities like Nirvana to ensure that he will have the next chance.

Plus the joy I felt when developing Iya during this period.

Xiao Junbai's thoughts have undergone some subtle changes.

"Tong, do you think I can reproduce?"

[Of course you can, even though you are a natural demon god, theoretically you are an elemental life form of the slime family.]

[But you are a highly aggregated life form of elements. ]

[Unlike pure elemental life forms like slimes, this is why you bleed when you get hurt. ]

[You are already a material life, and as a material life, you naturally have the ability to reproduce.]

Completely explained the difference between demons and monsters for Xiaojun Bai.

Then the system reacted

[Wait? Are you looking for someone to mate with now?]

"Please don't use words like 'mating' which are used to describe the reproduction of animals. It sounds vulgar." Xiao Junbai complained.

[Aren’t you an animal? ]

[Who is the other party? Do I know him? ]

[Rin? Keqing? Zhen? Ying? Ganyu? Or Xianyun? Hiss——You can't fall for Yingmei, right? ]

[Don't say anything, let me guess. ]

[I think it’s Ganyu. You two have spent the longest time together. You grew up together and fought side by side...]

[And I tell you, based on my data analysis, if you want to reproduce, Ganyu is the most suitable individual. ]

[But I can’t do that now. My mission is not yet complete. Your performance is being watched by the players in the parallel world. If you really want to hold hands, it will affect your popularity.]

So my suggestion is...

"Stop, stop, stop!"

Xiao Junbai said helplessly: "I'm just asking a question. Your inner drama seems a bit rich, even too rich."

"And are you serious about this analysis?"

"No matter how I look at it, it seems like you are trying to sell Ganyu to me and want me to be with Ganyu."

“Even the data analysis has been done.”

"Why is Ganyu the most suitable? Xianyun is a bird, and we are from the same family. In theory, isn't she more suitable for me?"

——Digression

Note 1

Role-playing system, Ers's system.

Note 2

I have really thought about letting Jun Bai wear women's clothes, or directly changing his gender, but there has never been a suitable opportunity.

Do you think you're the only ones who want to see this?

I want to watch it too! I just haven't found the chance!

Please wait for a moment. When the opportunity comes, the gender-changed Jun Bai will naturally appear. I promise that I will write it.

Continue stacking armor

There will be no emotional scenes before the end of the main text, so please rest assured.

I have already stated before that the romance scenes will only be written in the extra chapters, because I am not good at writing romance scenes.