Chapter 570 Divorce took away half of his cultivation
Chapter 570 Divorce and Take Half of His Cultivation
At this moment, the Black Mountain Old Demon was sitting in a temple. It was the first time that he was worshipped after being a demon for so long.
"Cough cough."
The strong smell of incense is pungent.
Three animals were offered as sacrifices.
Some people even come to ask for divination.
However, the happiest thing for the Black Mountain Demon is the delicious food that is delivered to his door.
In just one day, he had already absorbed several meals, and his magic power increased rapidly. After breaking through the realm, his spiritual intelligence also greatly increased.
The Black Mountain Demon is now confident that he will not be afraid at all even if he meets the male and female evil spirits who fell from the sky and beat him up that day again.
"Man, you have a great place."
The wolf demon from the neighboring land happened to pass by here. When he saw the Black Mountain Demon sitting on the table and having people kowtow to him, he drooled with envy.
"It can be considered a blessing in disguise for me." The old demon said, "That day a man and a woman suddenly fell from the sky. They beat me up while shouting "I am the God of Justice". Fortunately, those mortals were stupid enough to worship me as a deity. People who came after me were even more stupid than them. They would follow suit and kowtow when they saw someone kowtow. Hahahaha."
"Yes." The wolf demon nodded.
In the past, the wolf demon looked down on the Black Mountain Demon. His sneaky and furtive style of doing things was completely inconsistent with the open and open spirit of the demon world.
I didn't expect that after not seeing you for a few days, I would really have to look at myself in a new light.
"Are you going?"
"The Bull Demon King wants to marry his sister to Sun Wukong, and all the monsters in the surrounding villages are invited to attend." The wolf monster blinked, "My friend, you are not invited, are you?"
Black Mountain Old Demon: “Hmph!”
His strength has greatly increased now. Even if he is not a match for Sun Wukong and Bull Demon King, he is definitely a big monster. The other party did not invite him to the wedding banquet, which definitely shows that they do not take him seriously.
"This Sun Wukong, he made a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace because he was not invited to the Peach Banquet. Now he has forgotten his roots!" The Black Mountain Old Demon became angrier the more he thought about it.
He decided to suck a few more people to teach Sun Wukong and Bull Demon King a lesson.
The wolf demon curled his lips quietly, thinking that he had forgotten who he was after eating a few people.
"Brother, the journey is long. You are not afraid of the two demon kings, but I am too weak to provoke them." The wolf demon pointed to the door and said, "I will go first."
"Yeah." The Black Mountain Demon nodded calmly, not taking the other party's nervousness seriously at all.
As a strong man, he really needs to be considerate of the other party.
After a while, footsteps were heard.
The Black Mountain Demon suddenly opened his eyes, finally coming for food again.
The temple gates were open, and the ground was covered with moon frost.
A woman holding a sword slowly walked in.
"It's you!" The Black Mountain Demon's eyes suddenly widened.
Female evil, she comes again.
Fairy Qingxia drew out her sword: "So you can speak."
There was a chaotic ping-pong match in the temple, and Tan Wenjie sat on the roof and looked into the distance.
He just happened to hear a little demon passing by say "The Great Sage is getting married", but this Great Sage is not the same Great Sage as before. He is a completely evil version of Sun Wukong who has joined forces with the Bull Demon King.
Zhizunbao and Tang Sanzang hid everywhere, and the journey to the west was completely cut off.
After more than a minute, a hole was created on the roof with a "bang", and Fairy Qingxia landed on the ground holding a soft object.
The superhero's crushing knee to the ground, ever since she saw Tan Wenjie use it once, Fairy Qingxia has fallen in love with this feeling.
What's the point of handling it with care? Although she looks like an ethereal being, she prefers heavy equipment, which coincides with Tan Wenjie.
"Do you want to go and see Sun Wukong and Bull Demon King?" Fairy Qingxia was eager to try.
Tan Wenjie is very powerful. Since he was able to accept the mission from Guanyin Bodhisattva, he must be able to suppress the two demon kings, and with my assistance from the side... The two of us are really strong, let's kill them all.
"Sun Wukong's wedding?"
The Monkey King’s wedding without Fairy Zixia sounds meaningless.
No, Fairy Zixia is likely to become a guest watching from the audience, which would be really interesting.
"It's not on my way." Tan Wenjie showed a hesitant and tangled expression.
Fairy Qingxia: "I know where the Buddha hides the good things."
She suddenly stepped back in fear.
"You, why are you looking at me like that!"
"You are the wick of the lamp, so you must be soaked in lamp oil all the time."
"Yes."
After nodding, Fairy Qingxia felt something was wrong.
"What do you want to do?"
"Squeeze some lamp oil."
……
The Great Sage got married, but it was neither an auspicious day nor an auspicious time.
First, there is no Tang Sanzang as the finale of immortality, and second, there is no Fairy Zixia.
But this marriage between the two kings of the demon world is very important.
大家都知道牛魔王最近被戴了绿帽子，他的老婆还有小老婆都看上了一个小白脸，芭蕉扇被抢不说，自己还挨了一顿胖揍。
Sun Wukong was constantly chased and captured by Guanyin Bodhisattva.
The two demons cooperated in a desperate attempt to build an alliance to advance and retreat together, but they also knew that if Guanyin Bodhisattva came, their alliance would definitely disband immediately.
Everyone maintained superficial harmony.
By the way, they can also make some money together. There are not many monsters in the demon world who dare not give them face.
The Bull Demon King looked at the monkey dressed in groom's clothes and nodded with satisfaction: "My dear brother, we two are even closer. From now on, even if we break bones, we will still be connected by tendons."
Sun Wukong also nodded: "That's right, there are no brothers who know each other better than the two of us."
He slept with Lao Niu's wife, and now Lao Niu's sister is also married to him. He is awesome to the Minotaur.
Among the guests, there was a wolf demon who was talking enthusiastically, which immediately attracted Sun Wukong's attention.
The wolf demon turned into a storyteller: "Guess what the Black Mountain demon said?"
The other monsters were very supportive: "What did he say?"
The wolf demon added fuel to the fire and used his own language to further process the art: "He said that Sun Wukong had forgotten that he was still the Horse Keeper and had forgotten his roots by not inviting the Black Mountain Old Demon. On the day of the wedding, he, the Black Mountain Old Demon, must send a generous gift and act as an evil guest!"
"Hiss——" The monsters took a breath of cold air.
I didn't expect there really was such an arrogant monster.
Some little demons even couldn't help asking, "Who is the Black Mountain Demon?"
For a moment, all the monsters laughed together, and the wedding banquet was filled with a happy atmosphere.
"Brother, what's wrong?" The Bull Demon King patted Sun Wukong on the shoulder, "I know that Black Mountain Old Monster. He's a little monster in my wife's territory that can't speak human language. You can kill him with just a monkey fart."
"Hahaha, if he really dares to come, I will definitely not show any mercy."
While they were arrogantly joking, the stories of the monsters below were still going on. Everyone gathered together to drink and chat. Not to mention the drinking, but the only thing they could talk about was gossip.
There just so happens that there is some gossip recently that is very worth mentioning.
"Do you know the Dragon Locking Well outside of Kyoto?"
"I've heard that there was a Dragon King who made a bet with the King of Tang on the number of rain points. The Dragon King was beheaded after losing, but his ghost was still alive, so the King of Tang had the Dragon Locking Well built."
"Yes, that's it."
"Why do I remember there was a dragon living in it?" A monster recalled, "It seems to be the cousin of the carp spirit from the same river as my second aunt's family. He can transform from a carp into a dragon. He is the pride of our water tribe."
"What can I say? That dragon is such a good demon. It usually eats young boys and girls and practices diligently. But guess what? Suddenly, a man and a woman descended from the sky and beat the dragon up. Not only that, they also pulled out its tendons and skinned it, saying that they were doing it for the sake of justice. Later, some people called them the male and female evil spirits."
"Hiss——" the monsters took a deep breath again.
Too brutal.
"Also, the Poison Lady from the Poison Mountain has limited talent. She practiced for 800 years before she transformed. She is already very old. One day, she wanted to go down the mountain to find an old man to replenish her yin and yang. Guess what happened? A pair of male and female evil spirits fell from the sky, fighting and shouting..."
A toad spirit next to him said, "Doing justice for the heaven?"
"That's right! Poison Lady was beaten to death by random punches. Her eight hundred years of cultivation were wasted. She never tasted a man until her death."
"Hiss——" The monsters took a deep breath again.
Too evil and too arrogant!
"Not only that, there are also the thousand-year-old fox from Lotus Cave and the hundred-house bear from Crescent Moon Mountain..."
One of the monsters asked cautiously, "We have so many vicious monsters gathered here today, will the male and female evil spirits come to kill us as well?"
"Hiss——!"*N
"Just let them come! If they come, they will die." The monster pointed at the Bull Demon King and Sun Wukong who were chatting in the distance, "Who are those two? They are the best masters in our monster world. Even if they are the reincarnation of Luohan or the Thunder God, they can't beat them together."
"That makes sense!"
After this explanation, the sense of crisis in my heart suddenly disappeared.
……
"Is this the place where Sun Wukong got married?" Fairy Zixia looked into the distance, "There are so many monsters."
"When the demon race gets married, of course all the people who come are demons."
Tan Wenjie took a quick look and didn't expect that there would be so many murderous monsters who did all kinds of evil. He just wanted to catch them all in one fell swoop.
It doesn’t matter whether there is experience to gain or not, slaying demons and eliminating evil is the first priority.
"My sister wanted to kill her." Fairy Zixia said, "Why don't we go over and take a look first, and then you can take action after she wakes up at night."
"Sun Wukong and Bull Demon King team up to make them very difficult to deal with." Tan Wenjie said, "I suggest you use your wits to defeat them."
"Outwit?"
"Poison!"
"You are a deity!" Fairy Zixia looked disdainful, "How can you use such a despicable trick?"
"That's right."
Tan Wenjie nodded and reflected deeply on himself before adding, "We should poison them while they are drinking and enjoying themselves. Poisoning them now will cause the drug to take effect too early and alert other monsters. It's not worth it."
Fairy Zixia: “…”
That's not what I meant.
"Why don't we use the transformation technique? After we sneak in, we pretend to drink together, start from the back row and slit their necks, and kill them one by one. No, this method is too dangerous."
Fairy Zixia: “…”
You are a god. According to Fairy Qingxia's rough guess, the possibility that Bull Demon King and Sun Wukong can kill Tan Wenjie head-on together is infinitely close to zero.
For such a master, the first thing he thought of was a sneak attack.
"Let's adopt the search, attack and retreat strategy. Bull Demon King and his men are holding a grand wedding outside, so the backyard must be unguarded. And with so many guests coming today, Bull Demon King's treasury must be full of treasures. We have to help him use them."
brazen!
Once again, I said with contempt in my heart.
"You don't know the Fairy Zixia, huh? Slurp~"
The disgusting and obscene comments behind the scenes attracted the attention of Fairy Zixia.
It turned out to be a pig demon, drooling while talking.
"Anyone who can pull out her purple and blue sword can marry her."
Although no one knows Fairy Zixia, and even doesn't understand what the benefits of marrying her are (after all, marrying her is equivalent to being on the gods' wanted list), this does not stop the demons from imagining things.
If you draw the sword, you can get a wife for free.
"Have you seen Fairy Zixia?"
"I haven't seen her, but I heard she's very smooth."
"Run?"
"Slurp, mmm, Run!"
Fairy Zixia's fists made a sound of "hole" sound. She could no longer endure it and rushed forward with her sword drawn.
"You, what are you going to do!"
"Do justice for heaven!"
"It's a male and female evil spirit!"
The monster group was in an uproar.
Just now they were discussing the male and female evil spirits with a smile, but when the other party rushed in front of them with a sword and slashed wildly, the mood for teasing was gone, and they only wanted to save their lives.
Now that the female is here, the male must be nearby as well.
"Huh? Someone dares to cause trouble on my wedding day?" Sun Wukong, who was dressed as a groom, narrowed his eyes, swept his gaze across Fairy Zixia's face, and saw the Moonlight Box on her waist.
"Moonlight Box?!"
Sun Wukong knows about the Moon Box. With it, he can travel through time and space freely, and even Guanyin Bodhisattva may not be able to catch up with him.
The more he thought about it, the more excited he became. He raised his hand and scratched his ear, summoning the golden cudgel.
Just as he was about to rush over, he saw a huge black figure rising from the ground.
"Gudong."
"What is that?"
"Black Mountain Demon!" Tan Wenjie stood on the shoulder of the Black Mountain Demon's mecha.
The fastest way to eliminate a group of monsters is to use the map cannon.
The Black Mountain Old Demon's hands turned into dragon-headed cannons, and after the energy was infused, dazzling white light pierced through the sky.
"Boom!" X2
The huge wedding scene was divided by two beams of light, and countless monsters were killed and injured in an instant.
Tan Wenjie glanced at the wildly jumping experience points.
[Experience value +50]
[Experience value +170]
[Experience points…]
Then he turned his attention to the Bull Demon King in the distance.
"you again!"
"it's me again."
"You little white face, dear brother, come and help me!"
The old cow has already been beaten, so it won’t be stupid enough to stick its head out and take a second beating. But if Sun Wukong were added, the result would be very different.
"Brother? Sun Wukong? Monkey?"
There was no response to his call. When he turned around, he found that he had actually swept away the beautiful fairy who made Lao Niu's heart beat fast at the first sight with a stick.
well! What a waste of natural resources!
Sun Wukong grabbed the Moonlight Box and put it in his pocket, and picked up the Purple Sword at the same time.
"Chong-"
In full view of everyone, the naughty and ferocious monkey pulled out the purple sword.
The atmosphere at the scene was a little tense for a moment.
"Hiss."
It is rumored in the martial arts world that whoever can pull out the purple sword will be the fairy's ideal man.
But Sun Wukong was about to marry Bull Demon King’s sister.
It just so happened that Sun Wukong had no interest in marrying Fairy Zixia. He just wanted to run away with the Moon Box at night, and even forgot about the wife he was about to marry.
Fairy Zixia never expected that her destined lover was actually a monkey, and the famous Sun Wukong.
She looked at the ugly monkey who was grabbing the lice and putting them into his mouth, and then glanced at Tan Wenjie who was standing on the shoulders of the huge steel guardian god in the distance, wearing golden armor.
Now I just want to take back what I said before. In fact, face is really important.
Fairy Zixia who vomited blood: "Actually the sword is broken."
Sun Wukong: "God's arrangement is the greatest."
Fairy Zixia: "I violated the rules of heaven and wanted to go down to the mortal world. How can I obey the will of heaven? My fate is in my own hands, not in the hands of heaven!"
Sun Wukong: "Hiss."
He scratched his head. For some reason, he always had a feeling after hearing this sentence, that is, this sentence is very powerful and he also wanted to borrow it to use.
But if his imitation of Fairy Zixia's classic quotes were exposed, he would lose all his face as the demon king.
Or, just kill Fairy Zixia directly?
The golden hoop swept towards her head the next moment.
"Boom."
Flames burst out.
Sun Wukong glanced at the sword blocking the golden cudgel, raised his head slightly, and looked along the sword at the person who was trying to stop him.
The other party was wearing a gold chain mail armor, lotus silk cloud-walking shoes, and a phoenix-wing purple gold crown on his head. Looking at himself again... a set of tattered armor, although it was also called a gold chain mail armor to the outside world, but at this moment, compared with Tan Wenjie, who was shining with the golden light of a rich man, it was like a deluxe version and a beggar version.
I felt more and more unhappy.
Just as Sun Wukong was about to raise his stick to charge again, he heard a dragon roar and Buddhist sounds, and saw a huge Buddha's palm approaching quickly.
His physiological instincts were activated in an instant.
It was as if at this moment he had returned to the moment when he was pressed under the mountain by the Buddha.
It's that damn monk again.
Sun Wukong quickly retreated to create some distance, but this made life difficult for the old cow behind him who was shouting "I'm here to help you".
The charging minotaur was slapped away by the Tathagata Palm at an even faster speed.
"Amitabha." Tan Wenjie shook his palm and slapped him, "Tathagata Palm!"
The Bull Demon King, who was flying backwards, was hit by a slap from the pursuer.
Time and time again, one slap after another, a continuous attack.
Finally, he was completely pressed to the ground, with only a pair of horns exposed.
"ah!"
Sun Wukong rushed forward with the golden cudgel in his hand. He seized the opportunity and hit Tan Wenjie's head with the cudgel accurately.
"Oh!"
The golden hoop collided with the head, making a loud clashing sound.
"Bronze head and iron arms?" Sun Wukong was shocked.
If the other party had not confirmed that it was a human and not a monkey, he would have doubted whether there was another monkey like himself in the world.
Tan Wenjie holds a golden bow in his left hand and a diamond sword in his right hand. There is another hand behind him, holding the Bull Demon King's steel fork.
He leaned forward and rushed in front of Sun Wukong. The two collided at high speed, and each collision produced a huge shock wave.
In this situation, Xiao Yao couldn't even open his eyes to see the situation in the center of the battle. He was already shocked to the point of bleeding from all seven orifices and feeling dizzy.
Fairy Zixia, lying on the ground, watched her "dream monkey" collide with Tan Wenjie, who was obviously a higher-end version in every way.
The scene she imagined came true.
The man she loved was wearing golden armor and stepping on seven-colored clouds. However, she guessed the beginning but not the ending. Her lover turned out to be a monkey, the golden armor was a beggar's version, and the seven-colored clouds were listless.
Now I suddenly feel that the biggest thing God has arranged for me is bullshit.
It was really difficult for her to force herself to choose a low-end version when there was a high-end version that was obviously better in all aspects, and the reason for choosing the other party was actually a sword.
Is it amazing to be able to draw a sword?
At the same time, a figure was sneaking around in the crowd.
After going through untold hardships, Zhizunbao finally succeeded in getting rid of Tang Sanzang and successfully sneaked into Sun Wukong's wedding banquet.
"Master Tan is worthy of his name, his moves are sharp. Quickly beat up that monkey, and then take it back to give it to Master Sanzang." He just wanted to get the Moonlight Box and run away.
Unfortunately, the Moonlight Box was in Sun Wukong's possession.
"Ahhh!" A cricket monster jumped up with a mace in hand and began an indiscriminate and crazy attack.
Zhizunbao turned his head left and right and found Fairy Zixia lying on the ground vomiting blood in front of him.
"Excuse me, can you lend me your sword?"
He picked up the purple sword and drew it to fight the cricket monster.
The gap in strength between the two sides was not too big, and he was holding the purple-green sword. He was not afraid of the opponent at all with the magic weapon in his hand. With just a slight collision of the weapons, the cricket monster's weapon was like a scallion and was easily cut in half.
The cricket monster rushed forward too fast and was unable to stop its momentum, and its head hit the purple and blue sword.
Zhizunbao: “…”
He stepped on the monster's corpse and pulled out the sword.
“What a great weapon!”
With this magical weapon, his chances of survival will definitely be much higher.
When he turned around to say thank you, he saw Fairy Zixia staring at him.
"Why are you looking at me like that?" Zhizunbao asked in confusion.
Although we have met each other before, we are not very familiar with each other. He is a very dedicated and principled person.
"Alas." Zhizunbao said helplessly, "Being too charming has always been my shortcoming. I just heard that whoever can pull out the purple and green sword is your ideal person, right? Well, I will take a loss and marry you."
His feelings for Bai Jingjing were not as passionate as he had imagined. If all three parties had no objection, it would be fine to let Fairy Zixia be his mistress.
It's all for family harmony and happiness. He has sacrificed too much for this family.
Fairy Zixia: "Give me back the sword."
Zhizunbao: "You won't turn your face and deny it, right? A gentleman's word is as good as a whip."
In addition to the monkey, the other person who could pull out the purple-green sword was the "mule" she had taken in before. She thought she was not a fickle woman, so there was only one possibility, that what she had said before was too hasty.
"I'm not a gentleman."
Fairy Zixia raised her hand to recall the sword and headed straight for the battlefield between Tan Wenjie and Sun Wukong.
At this moment, Tan Wenjie and Sun Wukong were fighting fiercely. Both of them had iron heads and arms, and could perform seventy-two transformations.
The fight was a head-on collision, with each move colliding with each other and using great force.
"Hiss." After being hit by the sword, Sun Wukong retreated continuously. He found that Tan Wenjie's sword was very heavy and he always felt that he could not block it. What was even more strange was that after he hit Tan Wenjie with his stick, the power actually increased sharply.
It's not that I have become stronger, it's just that the other party has some kind of magical power.
Both sides have special physiques and become more and more energetic as the fight goes on.
Sun Wukong caught a glimpse of the cold light coming from the corner of his eye, and dodged suddenly by turning sideways, then immediately swung his stick and chopped down.
Ding bang!
The Diamond Sword once again blocked the attack.
Tan Wenjie raised his hand and pulled Fairy Zixia behind him.
He was having a great time fighting with the monkey, and his chances of winning were increasing.
It is unclear whether the monkey used his full strength, but since Tan Wenjie did not enter the three-headed, six-armed posture, his strength was not fully unleashed.
The exploratory battle between the two sides is about to come to an end, and what follows is a fight to the death. Someone of Fairy Zixia's level would be seeking death if she comes here.
Although Tan Wenjie didn't care much about the life or death of Fairy Zixia, he had a good relationship with Qingxia. Besides, she was the wick of the Buddha's house after all. If he established a good relationship with her, he would be able to use her favor when he went back to beg for alms from the Buddha.
Fairy Zixia looked at Tan Wenjie with complicated eyes. She was now going to help a stranger to deal with her destined lover. Not only did she not feel uncomfortable at all, she even felt that this feeling of "my fate is in my own hands" was very exciting.
She escaped by violating the rules of heaven, so how could she obey the arrangements of "God" and even more so would she not admit that God's arrangements were the greatest.
Tan Wenjie: "Stay away, you're affecting my performance."
It would be fine if he didn't put in any effort when fighting the BOSS, but why did he come here and move around randomly, affecting the rhythm?
Fairy Zixia: “…”
Being in love is so tiring, she wants to go back to the Buddha to chant sutras.
"Buddha's Palm!"
Without the influence of others, Tan Wenjie entered the state of furious demon-subduing. He pushed forward with one hand, and a strong wind blew from the sky. The downward pressure swept away the corpse of the little demon.
The Black Mountain Demon's mecha was still bombing hard, and more and more little demons launched suicide attacks and pounced on it, attacking it.
At this time, the Black Mountain Demon Mecha looked like it was surrounded by countless ants, with the lower half of its body bloated and difficult to move.
Just at this moment, Tan Wenjie's palm wind attacked, knocking over the little demon covering the body of the Black Mountain Old Demon.
A golden palm with a surrounding golden dragon, three flowers gathering at the top of the head and other brilliant light effects slapped on Sun Wukong, just like catching a fly in a palm.
"啕——"
Sun Wukong's tongue was squeezed out as he clenched his fist.
When he let go of my hand again, he immediately ran away.
It's not a question of whether he can win or not. He now has the Moonlight Box in his hand, so why would he be so foolish as to fight with the people sent by Guanyin Bodhisattva and end up hurting both sides? Maybe in the end the Bull Demon King will take advantage of him.
Wait, where is the Bull Demon King?
"boom!"
A figure came running towards them, faster than Sun Wukong.
He blinked his monkey eyes and saw clearly who the figure was. It was the Bull Demon King he had just thought of.
The Bull Demon King was seen flying with his butt tilted backwards.
Sun Wukong could only sigh: "It's even faster than my Somersault Cloud, you are worthy of being the Bull Demon King."
"boom!!"
The Bull Demon King rushed forward with his butt and finally crashed into the mountain, raising a huge cloud of dust.
Niu Niu lay motionless with his head lowered, as if he had completely fainted.
"Awesome!" Sun Wukong gave a thumbs up, it hurt just looking at it.
He was about to continue on his way when he saw a familiar figure blocking his way.
Sun Wukong: "Sister-in-law, why are you here?"
"You are such a heartless monkey!" Princess Iron Fan snorted coldly.
She has found a pretty boy who is more suitable for her in every way. Although the pretty boy is stronger than herself, it ends up being a false alarm.
If there is a first time, there will be a second time.
Princess Iron Fan looked at Tan Wenjie who was wearing golden armor in the distance.
Tan Wenjie: "Xiao Tiantian, I support you to divorce him. You should let Bull Demon King give you half of his power to compensate for the youth you have lost over the years."
(End of this chapter)