Chapter 570 Deadpool! Deadpool!
Leon quickly left the void.
But before leaving.
He also did not forget the land of the void, which is now the fighting world.
Found the Deadpool Corps that I haven’t seen for a long time.
Along the way, he saw many active and familiar faces.
There are X-Men and Magneto.
There is also a Dutch spider that is possessed by venom.
Too many people fell into the void because of the destruction of the world.
In the fighting world that Doom has now established, they continue their lives.
When Leon found the Deadpool Legion.
These guys were having a nice barbecue party in the remains of a village.
I have to say, this outrageous and absurd perverted mercenary group is really resilient.
Even though the void was shattered once by Leon and Infinite Ultron.
It was rebuilt once again by Doctor Doom.
The Deadpool Legion is still alive and well here.
When Leon appeared in front of them.
They also greeted each other enthusiastically, talked rude and erotic trash talk, and asked Leon if he had seen Peter recently.
Lyon said TVA has a bunch of them there.
So the Deadpools screamed inexplicably excitedly and returned to TVA with Leon.
And then.
There was a scene like this.
"Ahhhh!"
"Help me, help me! What the hell are these guys?"
"Damn it, damn it! Don't bite my face, ah! My ass, don't bite my ass!"
"I want to die, I want to die, I want to go home, I want to go home!"
The Spider-Men - specifically Peter Parker - were running wildly through the narrow corridors of the TVA.
Some of them were running on the ceiling, some were crawling on the walls, and some were lying on the floor in despair.
And behind them.
It was like a group of hungry wolves seeing Deadpool, who was as crazy as a little white rabbit.
"Ahh! Ahhh! Ahhh!"
"Everybody come on, the Peter with the little belly is mine!" The skull-headed Deadpool swayed left and right relying on the propeller on his head.
"I want Peter to shoot me hard with white sticky spider silk!" The kid Deadpool brandished his two swords.
"Peter-san! Please stop and let me hug you tightly, dai si ki dei yo!" This is Ronin Deadpool.
"Peter, don't be shy, come and take a good look at me." This is the female Deadpool who is hugging Peter, who is on the ground and looks desperate.
After Leon brings the Deadpool Legion to TVA, these guys see Spider-Man for the first time.
The entire TVA became a gloomy and chaotic place, like a mental hospital filled with top-level patients.
In the command room with the door closed.
Because the alloy door separates the corridor, it seems very quiet here.
Hei Qiyi and Jarvis looked at the surveillance footage in silence.
Gwen and several other non-Peter Spider-Men were sweating as they watched from the sidelines.
"Jarvis, is this what you said, that after calling in Deadpool, the Spider-Men will be able to calm down?" Black asked strangely.
The Spider-Men present suddenly widened their eyes and looked at Jarvis as if he were a devil.
This Jarvis actually came up with such a vicious plan!
Jarvis smiled calmly: "Mr. Strange, I just said that with Deadpool, the Spider-Men will no longer harass others."
"Isn't the effect good now? Even Spider-Man in the command room doesn't bother you anymore."
As he spoke, Jarvis tilted his head and nodded and smiled at Gwen, Spider-Ham, and Dino Spider-Man.
This action immediately made the little spiders shiver.
The tall dinosaur Spider-Man screamed "Devil!" and hid his head behind Spider-Ham.
It was worried that Spider-Ham's small body couldn't block its big head, so it pushed Spider-Ham forward.
"Look." Jarvis spread his hands and said to Hei Qiyi.
Hei Qiyi was speechless for a moment.
Jarvis is indeed an artificial intelligence, he speaks rigorously...
At this moment, even louder screams and shouts were heard from the screen in the control room.
Everyone looked up.
It turned out that a portal had opened in the corridor.
The Peters rushed to the portal, swinging on the spider web.
"Someone opened the portal. We are saved. Quick! Go over there!"
Amid the noise, the Peters rushed forward.
But at this time, the middle-aged Peter with a small belly was rolled under the feet of the skull-headed Deadpool and tripped to the ground.
"You can't leave, my cute little belly, you are mine!" The dead head laughed.
"Oh no!" Peter, with a small belly, cried out in despair.
"Peter!" The other Peter braked and turned back, "I'm here to save you!"
"No, leave me alone, I'm done, tell Mary Jane for me, tell her I've always loved her!"
"Don't give up! Think about Mary Jane, think about your children!" The other Peter would never give up on his companions.
He swung on the spider web to rescue Peter, who had a small belly.
But how could the Deadpool Army give him a chance? They even didn't let him go.
"Come on, whoever grabs it first gets it!"
Following the child waiter's command, all the huge crowd of Deadpools jumped up and hugged the two Peters together.
"Ah, it smells like Peter!"
"Oh my god, look at his butt and his little belly!"
The Deadpool Corps is extremely perverted.
Peter and his friends who were running towards the portal looked back and saw this scene, and they felt a chill all over their bodies.
"Run, run quickly, don't let the sacrifice of the two Peters go to waste!" A middle school student named Peter shouted at the top of his lungs.
"Woo woo woo, two Peters, we will inform you... We will bring news to your families. Your sacrifice is glorious!"
Peter and his men fled, leaving their weapons behind.
It’s not that they can’t beat Deadpool.
The Deadpools are so perverted and disgusting that it makes people feel that just getting a little bit of contact with them is equivalent to sacrificing themselves.
"Hurry, the portal is just ahead, run!"
Peter and his friends rushed to the orange square portal.
But that's it.
A man in a red tights uniform, holding an ugly puppy, walked out of the portal.
He was not wearing a hood, his head was full of holes, like an avocado, and his eyes were closed.
As soon as he entered TVA, he closed the portal.
Then he supported his chin with his right hand, leaned his elbow against the wall, and with his other hand holding the puppy on his waist, he struck a seductive pose.
"Oh, my dear B15, you are so unkind. You actually excluded me."
"I just patted Jarvis's elastic little butt. How could you cut off my timetable signal just because of envy, so that I can only come back to TVA now?"
The person who came was the real Deadpool, the Deadpool who joined TVA with Wolverine.
He thought the time tablet couldn't contact TVA because everyone was ostracizing him.
"Now I have been able to contact you successfully again. Is it because there is an emergency that only your dear Deadpool can solve?"
Deadpool used his right hand to prop himself up and no longer leaned on the wall.
He scratched his butt and shook his finger.
"No, no, no, this time, the friendly neighbor Deadpool will not easily forgive the unfriendly TVA."
"If you want me to take action, then Jarvis, college student Peter, adult Peter, and middle-aged Peter (the three spiders) have to say together that Deadpool is the best!"
Deadpool wagged his fingers, spoke slowly, and even swayed his hips slightly.
Looks exceptionally charming.
But the Peters opposite him who were slamming on the brakes all looked as if they had seen a ghost.
'Deadpool, Deadpool!'
They made eye contact, lip synced, and gestured.
Have the others quickly run around Deadpool from the wall.