Chapter 571
Chapter 571
Maya's mother prepared a large table of their local specialties and let the two of them eat their fill before going out for a walk.
Guan Yu tied her left hand, so her movements were not hindered. Ji Jinzhou tied her right hand, and was still using his left hand to tame the chopsticks.
"Just say that your cerebellum and cerebrum are not fully developed." Guan Yu laughed and put a vegetable steamed bun in his bowl with chopsticks.
"Well, I'm an idiot, you feed me," he said cheekily.
[Boss Ji, where is your moral integrity? ]
[I can't accept that my boss who scolds me all day long is so stupid...]
[The boss has become mentally retarded? Go ahead.]
Guan Yu smiled as she picked up the steamed bun and stuffed it into his mouth. "Come on, you have to eat it after I feed you."
Ji Jinzhou pretended to be calm and tried hard to eat the steamed buns. His mouth was stuffed full. "Eat it if you want."
"Did I feed you well?" She smiled even more deeply, "Do you want to feed me more?"
"It's delicious." Ji Jinzhou pretended to be indifferent, stretched his neck two miles, and swallowed a mouthful of steamed bun with difficulty, "What you feed is delicious."
"Tsk." Guan Yu said, "It's delicious, right? Then give me another steamed bun."
"..."
[If you don’t understand, just ask, is the way these two people get along with each other “whoever gives in first will be executed first?”]
[This is how we fight against the Lu couple. ]
Maya's mother didn't understand Mandarin, and said to her son with a look of satisfaction: "This little girl is very good to her partner. When will you find a partner like this for me?"
Bu Nuo, who witnessed the truth, broke out in a cold sweat. With a wife like this, he would be killed sooner or later.
"Maybe in a few years." He was vague.
When he doesn’t want to live anymore, he’ll find someone like this.
After lunch, it was already noon. The two said goodbye to Maya Grandma. Knowing that there would be a thank-the-god event here in the afternoon, Bunuo led them with a camera to appreciate this beautiful village.
On the way, they met several young men who were moving several large vats as tall as a person, which were filled with water.
"What is this?" Guan Yu asked.
Bunuo explained: "Today is the day when the fleet returns after a month at sea. We will hold a water splashing event to thank the gods. We will use sea water to let Mother Ocean nourish and irrigate her children."
Guan Yu nodded, "It feels very meaningful."
During the conversation, four children carrying water guns stood in front of them. They were wet and had dark skin, but their eyes were surprisingly bright. They looked up and said something to Guan Yu that was incomprehensible.
But he changed his attitude towards Ji Jinzhou. He spoke fiercely and waved the water gun from time to time.
"What are you talking about?" Ji Jinzhou frowned, "Are you scolding me?"
Four elementary school students suddenly sprayed him with water guns.
"Pooh."
Ji Jinzhou was caught off guard and tasted the sea water. His hair was instantly wet and dripped down his forehead. He sneered and looked at Bu Nuo with sinister eyes, "You'd better give me a reason not to beat them up."
"They have no ill intentions." Bunuo explained with a smile, "There is a saying in our village that the children of the sea are brave and good at fighting, and dare to love and hate. If two people like the same person at the same time, no matter if they are male or female, they can splash water on each other during the worship of the gods."
"So, they like Miss Guan and want to duel with you."
Ji Jinzhou: "......"
Come again?
His already bumpy emotional road is going to be further thwarted by several obstacles.
Guan Yu was wearing a white skirt, which easily stuck to her body when splashed with water. Ji Jinzhou took off his coat and tied it around her waist.
"Look at how I deal with these little toads."
Ji Jinzhou caught sight of a wooden ladle at his feet. He filled it with water and, with a wicked smile, splashed the water at them. He did not hold back at all because he was an adult and soaked several people to the bone.
The four elementary school students fled in panic, screaming and screaming.