Chapter 572: Fame is known to everyone
Chapter 572: Fame is known to everyone
Time flies and it’s the weekend again.
After leaving Xinhua Bookstore, Li Kailang went to the pharmacy to buy some medicinal herbs and seeds.
Looking at the sun shining overhead.
"The weather is nice today, so it's a good time to take out the herbs to dry in the sun."
Ever since he learned how to make medicine, Li Kailang always keeps some medicinal herbs at home in case of emergency.
Take the medicine out of the cabinet and place it in the sun to dry to remove moisture and mold.
Of course, the quality of these medicinal herbs is not the best, but compared with the outside, it is also very good. The good medicinal herbs are all placed in the ring.
Seeing Li Kailang drying medicine, the brothers Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu came over curiously to take a look.
"Why don't you two go home for dinner?" Li Kailang asked.
"I just finished eating and came out for a walk."
"It's noon now, don't you two mind the sun?"
"Hehe." The two of them smiled awkwardly.
"It seems like your dad beat you. I'll help you two talk it over when I have time. How can a man always beat his children?"
Based on Liu Guangqi's request, Li Kailang helped whenever he could.
Liu Guangtian hurriedly advised, "Don't, don't! It's fine now. He gets beaten less than before. If we had advised, we would have been afraid of getting beaten."
Seeing that the two people's expressions did not seem fake, Li Kailang did not force it: "Okay, since you two said so, but it's not a good thing for you two to always get beaten."
Liu Guangtian smiled bitterly and said, "It's okay, we're both used to it. At least we fight less now, right?"
"Yeah~" Liu Guangfu nodded in response.
Li Kailang smiled and said, "You two are really content with what you have."
The two brothers lowered their heads dejectedly and remained silent. Who knows whether they were content with what they have or trying to find joy in misery?
"These herbs still need to be exposed to the sun frequently! Look, they've been left out for so long that they're getting a little damp."
Li Kailang was sunbathing by himself when he suddenly noticed some medicinal herbs and immediately came up with an idea.
Since we can't help openly, then help secretly.
Li Kailang deliberately picked up a certain medicinal herb and waved it in front of the two people.
"This plantain is good, it's a good diuretic. If you put it in water and drink a little, you will probably pee on the bed at night."
"It's better to put it aside, so that it won't get mixed up. It will be even more troublesome if a child takes it."
When Liu Guangtian, who was standing by, heard this, his eyes lit up and he seemed to have thought of something.
"Brother Li, what is this?"
Li Kailang said to himself, "We have to keep this croton safe. If someone eats it, they will probably have diarrhea for several days."
"You have to put this away carefully. If you accidentally take it, you'll probably have diarrhea later in the night."
Li Kailang sorted the medicinal materials and put them away, then went into the house to get them.
When Liu Guangtian saw Li Kailang come in, he quickly picked up the plantain and croton and put a handful of them into his pocket.
"Brother." Liu Guangfu saw him stealing things.
"Shh~"
Suddenly, Liu Guangfu said no more.
The two brothers just squatted there quietly waiting for Li Kailang to come back.
Li Kailang saw it clearly through the crack in the door, and when he saw Liu Guangtian, he smiled slightly.
"The two brothers are quite smart. Now there will be some fun in the bangs."
After Li Kailang came out with the herbs, the two brothers watched for a while and then left the yard together.
"Brother, what are you doing with Brother Li's herbs?"
"Shh, don't tell anyone, otherwise we will offend Brother Li." Liu Guangtian immediately told his brother about his plan.
When Liu Guangfu heard this, his eyes widened with anticipation.
Liu Guangtian reminded: "Remember, don't tell anyone, even if you are beaten, otherwise Liu Haizhong will beat us to death!"
"We definitely can't say we took it from Brother Li."
Liu Guangfu nodded heavily: "Don't worry, I'll remember it and I will never tell anyone."
Li Kailang stayed in the room listening to what the two brothers were planning to do, knowing that they would never expose him.
"I didn't expect these two brothers to be so loyal. I'll be able to help them a little in the future."
Liu Guangtian also put the medicine in his mouth to taste it to see if it had any flavor and to test its medicinal properties.
"Hey, this kid is pretty brave. He dares to eat even though he knows he will wet the bed."
Not long after, Liu Guangtian felt a stomachache. Fortunately, it was just a slight pain and he would be fine after a bowel movement.
.........
After dinner.
After Aunt Liu Guangtian finished washing, Liu Haizhong went out to the toilet and secretly put the two kinds of powders in the teapot.
After doing the bad thing, Liu Guangtian immediately stopped and looked at Liu Guangfu behind him.
After seeing him shaking his head, I breathed a sigh of relief and just waited to watch the fun in the evening.
After Liu Haizhong came back from the toilet, he poured himself a glass of water and drank it, but he couldn't tell that the taste was any different from usual.
Looking at the two brothers who were about to die, he felt very happy. These two little bastards were scared by his beating.
Time passed by minute by minute, and it was eight or nine o'clock, time to go to bed.
The two brothers still slept in the living room, but they were too excited and couldn't fall asleep while lying in bed, waiting to see the excitement in Liu Hai.
late at night.
"Guru Guru~"
Liu Haizhong woke up from his dream with a start, feeling a pounding pain in his stomach.
"Old Liu, what's wrong with you?"
Liu Haizhong said nothing, just kept covering his stomach.
Gulu gulu~
"No, I can't hold it anymore!"
Liu Haizhong covered his stomach, hunched his body, got out of bed immediately and ran straight to the public toilet.
The two brothers were woken up and watched Liu Haizhong flee quietly.
They looked at each other, their eyes filled with the smug joy of revenge.
I don’t know how long it took, but Liu Haizhong came back sweating profusely, exhausted, leaning on a wooden stick.
I felt relieved to see the two brothers sleeping like dead pigs. Fortunately, they were not discovered.
But Liu Haizhong wanted to die. His crotch was wet and there was a strange smell. It was obvious that he couldn't hold it in anymore and he peed in his trouser pocket.
"Hehe~" The two buried their heads under the sheets, trying their best to hide their smiles.
Liu Haizhong went back to the room, changed his pants, and then lay back on the bed.
But he didn't lie there for long before he couldn't hold it anymore and ran out, holding his butt.
Going back and forth all night made the two brothers unable to sleep well, but they didn't care at all.
dawn.
The second aunt woke up first. She felt something wet and immediately woke up and pulled back the quilt.
"Old Liu, did you pee?" The second aunt looked at the large wet spot under Liu Haizhong's body.
"What!" Liu Haizhong was awakened instantly. Looking at the wet quilt, he wanted to die. He was already in his forties or fifties, and he still wet the bed.
If everyone knew this, where would he put his face?
Liu Haizhong just wanted to cover up his tracks as quickly as possible: "Quick, clean up quickly, before everyone gets up, don't let them know, quick!"
Second Aunt immediately packed up the sheets and clothes and took them out to wash.
When I passed by the living room, I saw the two brothers still sleeping soundly. I felt relieved. If I knew this, I would be so amused.
However, the two brothers woke up the moment the second aunt was cleaning up and watched with squinted eyes.
Seeing that his plan had succeeded, Liu Guangtian smiled slightly and no longer felt sleepy at all.
"Ah~" I yawned, stretched, got up, and went out to see my second aunt packing the sheets.
Liu Guangtian said nothing, but took the toothbrush to wash up, secretly hid the teapot and poured out all the water in it.
At this moment, Liu Haizhong was sitting on the kang with his naked butt, doubting his life.
This was only the first day, and Liu Guangtian had a lot of trouble, and Liu Haizhong suffered a lot.
Li Kailang woke up slowly and heard some noise coming from the backyard.
"Second Auntie, why are you washing the sheets so early in the morning?"
"Ah, isn't it dirty? It's been soaked all night, so if you wash it quickly, it can still be dry."
"Well, since you two have done it, I will help you a little."
The two brothers have already made the beginning, so Li Kailang will naturally lend a hand.
While eating, I waited for Xu Damao to come to the front yard and immediately went to find him.
"Hey, Xu Damao, I noticed something. Didn't Second Auntie wash the sheets and clothes early in the morning?" Xu Damao said disapprovingly: "What's so strange about this? It's just washing things. Didn't Second Auntie say she soaked them all night?"
"You really believe it. With such a big sheet, did you see Second Aunt soaking it yesterday?"
Hearing this, Xu Damao thought about it for a moment and realized that he indeed didn't see it.
"Could it be that there is one in here?"
"I guess Liu Haizhong might have wet the bed. He's too embarrassed to say it." Li Kailang showed a look of disgust.
"Tsk tsk tsk, I didn't expect Liu Haizhong, at his age, would still wet the bed."
Xu Damao naturally wouldn't believe it immediately, Li Kailang explained again.
"I know you don't believe that Liu Haizhong wet the bed, but if the two brothers wet the bed, would Second Auntie wash them so early in the morning? And the clothes are obviously Second Uncle's." Li
"Hmm!" Xu Damao's eyes lit up and he immediately turned around to see the situation.
It's a pity that I went there too late, and the second aunt had already beaten the sheets and quilt into bubbles, so I couldn't see it.
The second aunt looked at Xu Damao and felt something was wrong: "Could it be that Xu Damao found out? This shouldn't be the case."
Xu Damao returned disappointed, and Li Kailang continued, "Bed-wetting is a disease. Maybe you will have to wet the bed again tonight. We'll know when we go and have a look tomorrow morning."
"Okay, okay." Upon hearing this, Xu Damao instantly became excited and was just looking forward to watching the fun tomorrow.
"Ah, but I have to tell you first, this is all my guess, without any basis, so don't give me away when the time comes."
Xu Damao patted his chest and said, "Don't worry about this. You know who I am, Xu Damao."
Xu Damao didn't care about Li Kailang's flawed guesses at all. He didn't care as long as there was something fun to watch.
Get off work in the afternoon.
Liu Haizhong came back in a daze, and without even looking at the two brothers, he lay back on the bed.
He only got up and ate after his second aunt called him to eat.
When it was time to go to bed, Liu Haizhong didn't dare to drink more because he was afraid of wetting the bed.
It doesn’t matter whether you drink more or less, the effect is the same, you will still have diarrhea late at night.
"Oh my god, Lao Liu, why did you wet the bed again!" The second aunt got up again, touching the wet quilt.
"What!" Liu Haizhong was so frightened that cold sweats broke out. Could it be that he was dying?
"Lao Liu, are you ill? Why don't you go to the hospital?"
"Don't worry about it, just wash it."
Early in the morning, Xu Damao saw his second aunt washing bed sheets and clothes.
He immediately ran to Li Kailang and said, "Brother, your guess is really accurate."
Li Kailang pretended to be serious and said, "Don't spread this around. If everyone knew about this, how would Liu Haizhong save face?"
It would have been fine if Li Kailang didn't mention it, but once Xu Damao mentioned it, he would definitely publicize the matter.
It was fun to watch.
Sure enough, within less than a day, both the steel mill and the compound began to suffer from bed-wetting incidents.
There is just one thing, Xu Damao did not know what dirty tricks he used, but he turned himself into a fool when the news spread.
So now Liu Haizhong is fighting with Shazhu.
Liu Haizhong blocked the door of Sha Zhu's house with an aggressive look on his face: "Sha Zhu, what are you talking about?"
Sha Zhu was not afraid of Liu Haizhong at all: "What nonsense did I say? Isn't it true that Liu Haizhong wet the bed?"
"What's the matter, you're old enough to wet the bed, and you don't want anyone to tell you?"
Liu Haizhong was a little annoyed, his face flushed, "Who said I wet the bed? Silly Zhu, don't talk nonsense! Did you see me wet the bed?"
Sha Zhu didn't give Liu Haizhong any lip service and told him what he heard directly.
"What's the matter? Second Auntie washes the quilt every morning. Who can't see it? Do you think everyone else is blind? Who is a good person who washes the quilt so early in the morning for several days?"
"Shazhu, you...you ruined my reputation. You...you bastard don't know how to respect your elders!" Liu Haizhong was almost fainted with anger.
"Humph, why don't I know how to respect the old and love the young, but you don't deserve my respect."
Seeing the two of them getting so angry, Yi Zhonghai immediately stepped out to mediate: "Shazhu, talk properly. Why are you talking to the second uncle like that?"
He was scolding Sha Zhu verbally, but there was no intention of scolding him at all.
Hearing this, Liu Haizhong had no choice but to say something harsh: "Silly Zhu, just wait, this matter is not over yet."
"I'm waiting. I'm not afraid of you. I'm just waiting for you to wet the bed tomorrow." Sha Zhu was not afraid of the threat at all.
"You" Liu Haizhong walked away angrily with a dark face. On the way back, people pointed at him and he felt even angrier.
"Silly Zhu, I'm not saying anything bad about you, Liu Haizhong wet the bed so he wet the bed, why are you telling everyone about it?"
Sha Zhu looked innocent: "Uncle, I really didn't spread this. I live in the middle court, how could I know about this? I only knew about it from others."
Sha Zhu felt aggrieved, not knowing how Liu Haizhong's bed-wetting could be blamed on him.
Liu Haizhong was so aggressive that it was hard to get over it.
"Shazhu, that bastard, actually dared to wet my bed. Sooner or later, I will teach him a lesson and make him pay!"
Liu Haizhong was so angry that he naturally wanted to find a place to vent his anger.
"Get over here, you two little bastards! Are you the ones spreading rumors everywhere?"
Liu Guangtian shook his head frantically and said aggrievedly: "Neither of us knows what happened. How come it's spreading everywhere?"
Liu Guangfu nodded in agreement: "Yeah, we know everything."
"Humph, that's better. If I knew it was you two who spread it, I would beat you both to death!"
The two brothers were secretly delighted, not knowing who assisted them. They were very excited when they saw Liu Haizhong being humiliated.
Liu Haizhong, you deserve it!
With no place to vent his anger, Liu Haizhong was extremely furious and directly pulled out his belt.
"Don't worry about it, I'm going to vent my anger first!" He immediately slapped him.
"Ah!" The two brothers felt pain in their backs.
Everyone in the yard heard the screams of the two brothers and couldn't help but shake their heads.
"This Liu Haizhong has no ability at all, he just takes his anger out on the child."
"Alas, parents are unkind and children are unfilial!"
"When the two children grow up, we'll see how Liu Haizhong will do it."
"The first one, Liu Guangqi, ran away. When these two grow up, they will definitely run away too."
The two brothers were beaten and not even allowed to eat dinner.
Liu Guangtian secretly made a decision.
Liu Guangtian's face was gloomy, as if he was hesitating about something, but finally he gritted his teeth and made up his mind.
late at night.
Gurgle gurgle!!!
A loud noise woke up the whole yard.
pat!
Lights in the yard lit up.
"What's wrong? What's wrong? What happened?"
Everyone came to the yard and saw Liu Haizhong running in panic, holding his stomach.
"Hahaha~" Everyone burst into laughter instantly.
Gurgle gurgle!!!
Within two minutes, everyone saw the second aunt running out, holding her stomach.
"Hahaha!"
"If we are not from the same family, we will not enter the same door!"
Liu Guangtian. Liu Guangfu looked at the people in the yard laughing, feeling extremely happy.
"You two didn't let us eat, you deserve it! I'll kill you!"
the next day.
He came out with a pale face.
"Hey, isn't this the second uncle? Why is your face so pale?"
Liu Haizhong's face turned pale and he trembled as he said, "It's okay."
Liu Haizhong tried his best to act as if he didn't care, but he kept his legs together with every step, which made it look like something was wrong.
"Second uncle, you must take care of yourself."
"It's not a big deal. It won't affect my work!" Liu Haizhong walked out hesitantly.
"Is this the one who had diarrhea last night?"
"Yes, that's him."
"My God, he had diarrhea yesterday. It was so loud that the police were called in. They thought it was an enemy spy shooting."
"Really? That's amazing. They even called the police. Unfortunately, I slept too deeply yesterday and didn't see anything. What a pity!"
Along the way, Liu Haizhong was talked about everywhere.
His deeds became famous, and not only did the surrounding alleys know about it, but even the steel mill knew about his glorious deeds.
(End of this chapter)