Chapter 580: Human Death
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"Hello, boss! Nice to meet you!"
Mr.3 bowed to Crocodile and then asked.
"I'm sorry that I failed the BOSS mission. I'm here to ask you to give me another chance!"
"Mission failed? What do you mean?"
Crocodile frowned. Someone on the phone clearly reported to him that the mission had been completed. What did it mean that they were saying it had failed?
Isn't this a slap in the face for what I just said?
Crocodile didn't know that the person who answered the phone and reported the situation to him was the old lecherous chef of the Straw Hat Pirates.
"Hmm? Boss, of course I'm referring to the incident where I accidentally let the Straw Hat Pirates and Princess Weiwei escape."
Mr.3 was also full of questions. Wasn't he sent to kill Wei Wei and the Straw Hat Pirates? What else could a mission failure mean?
"Crack!"
With a crisp sound, Crocodile crushed the cup in his hand.
"What did you say? They ran away? You mean Princess Weiwei and the others are still alive?"
Crocodile stood up and questioned in a deep voice.
"Ah! Yes! I'm really sorry, Boss! I encountered a little accident. Next time, next time I will definitely kill them all! Please give me another chance!"
Feeling the tremendous pressure from the man walking towards him, Gardino hurriedly begged for mercy in a trembling voice.
"Shut up! You piece of shit!"
Crocodile grabbed his neck with a dark face.
“Bo…! Boss! Spare my life!”
"You disappoint me so much! Mr. 3! You should know the consequences of mission failure!"
As he spoke, Gardino's body began to dry up rapidly.
"boom!"
Crocodile let go of his hand, and Gardino fell to the ground helplessly. He stretched out his hand to ask for help from everyone, and shouted hoarsely from his dry and smoking throat.
"Water! Water! Give me some water!"
Seeing this scene, several people nearby wiped the sweat from their foreheads and looked away silently. No one dared to lend a helping hand.
"If you want to drink water, go down and drink as much as you can!"
Crocodile said this and pressed the button on the seat. The floor under Mr. 3 suddenly opened and he fell into the dark passage. When he saw the light again, he realized that he had come to the feeding table of the banana crocodile.
"It's feeding time!"
After dealing with Mr. 3, Crocodile sat back in his seat, lit a cigar and said calmly.
"Let's continue the meeting. I don't want to hear any more news about mission failure!"
Everyone was silent and nodded repeatedly.
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in the desert
Gel used his domineering aura to have a friendly communication with a green-skinned lizard the size of a dinosaur. Unexpectedly, the lizard brother understood human nature and immediately and generously expressed his willingness to give the two of them a free ride.
The rebel checkpoints and blockades along the way were easily dealt with by Gul's ability of the Door-Door Fruit, and the two quickly entered the area occupied by the rebels.
There was plenty of rain, and the town finally began to look like a town should.
"Ayusa, in order not to attract the enemy's attention, we will pretend to be a couple after entering the city! You must pay attention to your acting skills and the scale. You must be appropriately exaggerated so that you can act more realistically."
Gel ordered seriously.
"I understand!"
Ayusa quickly took Geer's arm and answered seriously.
Ger smiled happily.
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Canola flower
A port city famous for its perfume
Inside a restaurant.
Ayusa was concentrating on eating, while Gel spent 10,000 Baileys to borrow a Den Den Mushi from the boss and found an empty corner at the door to sit down.
“Bei le bei le bei~! Bei le bei le bei~!”
While waiting for the call to be connected, Geer lit a cigarette for himself.
"Ka-chan!"
After the Den Den Mushi was connected, he slowly opened his eyes.
Gel was suddenly distracted as he looked at the Den Den Mushi in his hand.
Although I feel like I was still with my friends yesterday, in fact, to everyone, I have been missing for 20 years!
"Wei? Hello, who is this?"
The person on the other end asked first when he saw that Den Den Mushi hadn't spoken yet.
"Whoo~"
Gel came back to his senses, took a deep breath and smiled.
"It's me! I'm back!"
The Den Den Mushi was stunned at first, and then began to cry.
"Ahhhh! Captain! You're finally back! Woohoo!"
"Captain, where are you now? I'll ask Big Bear to pick you up right away! No, I have to tell everyone the good news first. Everyone is looking forward to your return! Woo woo woo!"
The other end of the Den Den Mushi was in a panic.
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"Kacha!"
After hanging up the phone, Gel's nose felt sore and his eyes were slightly red. Just as he was about to look up at the sky to stop his tears from flowing, he saw a restaurant waiter "guarding" him.
"What's wrong? What's the matter? Do you like eavesdropping on other people's gossip? Or do you want to see a tough guy cry?"
Gel asked a little angrily.
"No, no, no, that's not the case. Please don't misunderstand me, sir. We just..."
The guy scratched his head guiltily.
"Just what just? Say it!"
Seeing this man acting sneaky, Gel shouted in dissatisfaction.
"I'm sorry! I'm so sorry! Please don't be angry, sir. We didn't mean to pry into your affairs!"
The guy was immediately shocked by Gel's aura and told the truth.
"It's because the beautiful lady who came with you has already eaten dozens of dishes by herself, so the boss asked me to come over and watch over you... Please forgive me, it's just a small business, and I can't help it."
"Huh? Are you afraid that I'll eat and dine for free? Not really? My wife is still eating in there. Who would abandon his wife and run away just to avoid paying for a meal?"
Gel finally understood and said helplessly.
"Guest, we thought so before, and it really happened to us a few days ago."
The guy nodded and said sincerely.
"A few days ago, a young couple came to our restaurant for dinner. The woman ordered a lot of dishes on her own, and she picked the expensive ones. She asked to pack up many dishes before she even started eating them. The man also left the restaurant to make an excuse to make a phone call like you did, and then disappeared."
"Later, we found out that they were not married or lovers. They were just meeting for the first time on a blind date. The woman wanted to take advantage of him but failed, and she didn't have the money to pay the bill. She was detained and forced to work in the store, but she couldn't do anything well. She cried and made a fuss all day, making it impossible for the store to do business. In the end, our boss could only consider himself unlucky and let her go. So our boss will definitely be afraid if he encounters this kind of situation again. I am also an employee. The boss asked me to watch you and I dare not disobey him. Please forgive me, customer."
Gel's mouth twitched, and he took out a stack of Baileys and said.
"Okay, your story has successfully moved me. Take this money first. When my wife is full, you don't have to return the extra money. Just consider it as a tip for you. If there is any less, I will make up for it later!"
"Oh my! I don't feel comfortable doing this! Thank you so much! Thank you! You are the most handsome guest I have ever seen! Hehehe!"
The guy took the money and smiled from ear to ear. He said a lot of nice things before leaving.
"Hey, lend me some money, let me pass."
When Geer stood up and was about to walk in, he found that the restaurant entrance was surrounded by people watching the fun.
"Hey what's wrong? What happened in there?"
"I don't know either. I heard that someone ate a lot of food all at once and then died suddenly! I don't know if it was because he was too full or because of poisoning!"
"What? Sudden death? So scary?"
"Yes!"
Hearing the discussions in the crowd, Gel's heart skipped a beat and he opened a door in the wall and rushed in.
"Ayusa?!"
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