Chapter 579: The Skin-Dumping Ghost

Chapter 579: The Skin-Dumping Ghost

Chapter 579: The Skin-Dumping Ghost

"Aren't you going to accompany Xiaoxi? How do you have time to come here?"

At night, Tan Wenjie pulled up his pants and left, then changed places and came to Cheng Xiaodong's place.

"We are all family, there is no need to make such clear distinctions."

Tan Wenjie got into the game very quickly.

"You!" Cheng Xiaodong's eyes suddenly became gentle. He leaned against him and smelled the perfume on him that belonged to his sister. "You are so bad~"

There was a fight of swords and fire, a fight between dragon and phoenix, and the rivers and seas turned upside down.

Cheng Xiaodong, with a bruised face but a look of happiness, snuggled in Tan Wenjie's arms and reached out to light a cigarette for him.

"Little Mushroom, we didn't have any protection this time, what if we get pregnant?"

"Give it to your sister to raise, and then you will be the child's aunt."

"what?"

"I can't possibly marry you, or your dad might get testicular cancer from being so angry."

Tan Wenjie tugged at the tie around his neck, acting like a complete scumbag.

He glanced at the wall on Xiaodong's side and was startled.

"so much?"

"It's much better now."

He glanced down at the floor.

"Ring, ring, ring." The phone rang.

"Ajie, are you back?" The person who called was Cheng Xiaonan.

The three sisters of the Cheng family are together.

"Yes."

"I will look for you."

"Why don't I go find you?"

After a brief chat, Tan Wenjie hung up the phone.

It's time to change again, so men should pay attention to maintenance. If you can cultivate yourself, do so. Otherwise, insist on doing squats every day.

"Are you going?"

"What else, do you want to come along?"

"No." She shook her head quickly, "You go by yourself."

She doesn't want her sisters to meet each other, it would be awkward for everyone.

"Let's go." Tan Wenjie once again lifted up his pants which he had not worn for a short time.

The scene changes.

Tan Wenjie unbuttoned his pants which he had just pulled up.

I always feel like I’m not the one enjoying it, but rather like someone who can order takeout anytime and anywhere.

"Dry!"

Hearing him suddenly speak, Cheng Xiaonan said, "Wait, I haven't finished taking off my clothes yet."

He reached behind his back with both hands, trying to unbutton the buttons.

But sometimes the careful putting on and taking off of armor makes it easier for the enemy to take it off.

"Dry!"

Tan Wenjie strode over.

"Oh oh oh-"

The roosters are crowing outside.

Tan Wenjie opened his eyes and returned to the Tan Mansion again, and his short world trip ended.

The philandering scumbag was busy with time management. He once again determined in his mind that he must control the speed of finding girlfriends, otherwise there would be too many of them... It seemed that there was no harm in that?
After all, it's a pity to give it to others.

……

Morning, restaurant.

When Tan Wenjie arrived in the box, he saw a face that asked for a beating even though he had traveled through many worlds but still couldn't get rid of it, Leon, Zhizunbao, Wei Xiaobao, etc. Here he was called Cheng Sheng.

He sat down and glanced at the empty desk.

"Brother Jie, you know me. If I don't really need help, I will never trouble you."

"You like to bother me even when you have nothing to do."

Tan Wenjie was not fooled at all.

Although he has no resistance to women, he is 1000% immune to men's sweet talk and never falls for it.

"If I wasn't sincere, I wouldn't have invited you out for dinner." Cheng Sheng lowered his voice, "This time I really want to ask you for help."

"Eat?" Tan Wenjie glanced at the empty table and suddenly realized, "You must want me to order the dishes myself, right? Waiter, ten Australian lobsters!"

"Wait!" Cheng Sheng suddenly jumped up, waved his hands vigorously at the waiter and whispered, "Eating seafood is not good for your health, Brother Jie, why don't you eat something else?"

"Then have five servings of shark fin and bird's nest to rinse your mouth."

"..."

Cheng Sheng felt that he must have lost his mind, otherwise why would he think he could take advantage of Tan Wenjie? This bastard was notoriously stingy and petty, and he could never take advantage of anyone when he was with him.

If Cheng Sheng had such a huge sum of money, he would definitely be generous and charitable, and would respond to every request. Unfortunately, something happened to him in the past few days, and he only had 3000 yuan left on him, so he could only afford to treat people to expenses within 3000 yuan.

Even so, you can see that I have a sincere heart.

It’s just that Tan Wenjie didn’t have eyes to discover beauty.

"Oh my god!" Cheng Sheng just posed twice and when he came to his senses, he suddenly found that Tan Wenjie had already started ordering food.

The waiter turned around and ran away with the menu as agreed.

"Brother Jie, I think..."

"Knock knock."

There was a knock on the door.

Tan Wenjie: "Please come in."

"Sir, your order."

"So fast?" Cheng Sheng widened his eyes.

But the dish was still steaming and didn't look fake.

Could it be that the flow of time in the restaurant box is different from that outside?
Cheng Sheng picked up his chopsticks and started eating voraciously.

He didn't know much else, but he knew one thing: now that the food had been served, whoever ate less would lose more.

He used his chopsticks to scoop food into his mouth frantically, while his eyes were still fixed on Tan Wenjie, but he saw that Tan Wenjie was eating slowly and methodically.

His movements were slow, but he ate quickly, as elegantly as a blender.

"Brother Jie, I have a secret that I cannot explain to you. I don't know whether I should tell you or not."

"Then don't talk about it."

"Then I'd better tell you, otherwise you'll definitely be curious. I'm not the kind of person who only tells half of the story."

"You don't have to tell me, do you want to eat chicken butt?"

"eat!"

Cheng Sheng held a chicken leg in each hand, his mouth full of grease.

"Brother Jie, I've been constipated recently and have had a headache."

Tan Wenjie: “…”

It was a wrong move. I didn't expect Cheng Sheng to be so shameless and try to affect my appetite by talking about such disgusting thing as poop at the dinner table.

"You've got the wrong person for constipation."

"No, Brother Jie, I seem to have offended someone." Cheng Sheng lowered his voice, "It seems to be a dirty thing."

Tan Wenjie: “…”

Please forgive him for not seeing it at first. After all, Cheng Sheng’s fate is not very good. He has been accompanied by bad luck for many years.

Just like there is no need to treat an elderly person with a tumor, life will end before the disease occurs, so it is better to live comfortably. On the contrary, a trip to the operating room may shorten your life.

The same goes for Cheng Sheng. He has long been a chosen unlucky guy. Whether he is haunted by ghosts or not, the result will be the same.

"you sure?"

"Of course!" Cheng Sheng nodded repeatedly. "Here's the thing. I know a jerk who said he knew how to suck air from a coffin. If the air is sucked in by the zombies in the coffin, you will have good fortune."

"The bastard you are talking about, is that you?"

"of course not!"

Cheng Sheng was angry because his character was questioned. Everyone who knew him knew that Cheng Sheng was not afraid of his own shadow.

"Then what?" Tan Wenjie said with a serious expression, "You were sucked?"

"is my friend."

Tan Wenjie: “…”

It's not that he looks down on Cheng Sheng, it's just that this bastard always looks like he's in trouble when he eats, so it's basically impossible for him to have any friends.

Even Tan Wenjie did not admit that he was his friend.

Cheng Sheng sighed and hesitantly stuffed some food into his mouth: "Woo woo woo, um um um, gulp gulp aba aba."

He swallowed with difficulty, and one could see a fist-sized lump pushed down his thin neck from swallowing.

Gudong!

The sound is very clear.

"That's it, brother Jie, do you understand?"

Tan Wenjie grabbed the chopsticks and opened his mouth slightly.

"You eat fish bones too?"

"What?!" Cheng Sheng was shocked. He wanted to clear his throat but felt it would be a waste to spit it out.

Moreover, the waiter appeared at the door with the dishes. If he ate what he vomited, wouldn't he look very disgusting?

When you go out, you have to pay for your living expenses yourself.

"Bird's nest?" Cheng Sheng picked up the bird's nest. "I remember my mom said that if a fish bone gets stuck in your throat, you should stuff something into your mouth to push the bone down."

"..."

In Cheng Sheng's messy explanation, Tan Wenjie understood what Cheng Sheng meant.

He has been unlucky recently because he was sucked by a zombie, was caught for fraud, and was caught by his ex-wife when he was trying to pick up girls, and his ex-wife is a muscular man.

In short, I am extremely unlucky. I came to see Tan Wenjie today to change my fate.

"By the way, I have a very important piece of news for you." Cheng Sheng lowered his voice, "It seems that someone is raising little ghosts, and can make a lot of money by raising little ghosts."

"Is this person you are talking about your friend again?"

"how do you know?"

Tan Wenjie: “…”

Is it hard to guess? As long as you have a little understanding of Cheng Sheng’s social circle, you should know that this bastard is completely unsocial.

"Don't even think about it." Tan Wenjie tried to dissuade Cheng Sheng from thinking this way. "Raising a little ghost to increase wealth is theoretically feasible, but it usually doesn't end well."

"Not a good ending? How bad?" Cheng Sheng pricked up his ears to listen, but did not stop talking.

"die."

"Hiss, are the consequences so serious?"

"Yeah, if you're unlucky, you might end up becoming the little devil's slave, working like a duck and selling your butt to earn money to support it."

"Damn it, I raised that thing so that it could transfer money to me!" Cheng Sheng couldn't accept the little ghost's behavior of turning against Tian Gang and devouring its master.

"you?"

"Ahem, my friend."

“Oh~——”

"Brother Jie, don't you believe me?"

"I believe it! You invited me to dinner, how could I not believe it?"

"You didn't pay?" Cheng Sheng pointed at the table and shamelessly ignored the pile of bones and stacked bowls on his table. "I didn't eat anything, and you ordered all the dishes."

Tan Wenjie nodded: "That's true."

"So easy to talk to?"

Cheng Sheng criticized himself for being short-sighted in his heart. If he had known that Tan Wenjie was so easy to talk to, he would definitely not have stopped him from ordering Australian lobster.

The two sides stopped arguing, and Cheng Sheng lowered his head and ate voraciously.

"Burp, I'm full~"

When he looked up again, he found the room a little crowded.

A middle-aged man in a white suit and gold-rimmed glasses was looking at him with a smile.

"Sir, card or cash?"

"Who are you?" Cheng Sheng felt a little dizzy and had a strong bad feeling in his heart.

"I'm the restaurant manager. Sir, have you finished your meal?"

"Well, the fish was stewed too soft and tasted bland, the bird's nest was stewed too soft and tasted like vermicelli soup, and the chicken thighs were gone, leaving only bones..." Cheng Sheng criticized, "Your restaurant still has a lot of room for improvement. As the descendant of the legendary God of Cookery, I will teach you my experience in opening a restaurant. Remember to run the business carefully and don't try to be clever. I won't charge you for your guidance this time."

The kind smile disappeared from the restaurant manager's face.

"Boy, you want to eat a free meal?"

"Huh?!!!" Two sturdy men who looked like the two generals Heng and Ha suddenly stood out from the back door. The Xihuan dress on them was like a tights.

The muscles on his towering chest twitched, and a shirt button flew off and hit Cheng Sheng's face accurately.

"Gudong." He swallowed.

With such big muscles, you should go fight in the boxing ring or make movies. If that doesn't work, you should be a gigolo. Why do you want to work as a security guard in a restaurant, which has such a dead-end job?

Cheng Sheng suddenly bent over and covered his stomach: "Oh, my stomach hurts, you are in trouble, your food is not clean!"

Restaurant manager: "Then perform a caesarean section and take out all the food. Don't worry, we will pay for the medical expenses."

"No way, so cruel?" Cheng Sheng stood up straight. "I didn't eat a single bite, ah~, that bastard who was a little uglier than me ate it just now." The restaurant manager crossed his arms and said, "Wipe the oil off the corners of your mouth first! Besides, is there anyone uglier than you here?"

"Damn it, you can say I have no money, but you can't insult my appearance!" Cheng Sheng was like a dynamite that had exploded, furious, "But you're lucky today. I don't want to hurt anyone. Be careful next time you meet me, otherwise you'll easily lose your life."

The restaurant manager watched quietly as Cheng Sheng walked out of the restaurant box, and then Cheng Sheng was carried back by two strong men holding his arms.

Cheng Sheng clenched his arms, lowered his head, and clasped his hands together: "Sorry, I really don't have any money."

"No money? Humph, then stay and wash the dishes." The restaurant manager snorted, "Do you know which gang and which boss is behind our restaurant? You are looking for death."

Cheng Sheng could only apologize again: "Boss, can I call someone to pay?"

"I just want money."

There is really no bottom line!

Cheng Sheng seriously despised such people. All the damn capitalists should be hanged on street lamps, but since there was a chance to call for help, he would definitely not let it go.

Pick up the phone and dial the number.

The other party answered the phone very quickly.

"Hey, hey, hey, Brother Jie, where are you?" There was a complaint in his voice.

I actually left myself alone in a place like this. I’m sure I’ll have nightmares when I go back tonight.

Tan Wenjie: "I was worried that you didn't have the money to pay, so I left first."

"what?"

Cheng Sheng didn't understand. Is there any direct connection between the two parts of this sentence?

"Brother Jie, they asked me to stay and work as a dishwasher to pay back the money."

"I guessed it a long time ago, otherwise why would I go first? Thank you, Cheng Sheng, but I still want to criticize you. Treating guests should be within your means. How can you spend ahead of time just to save face?"

brazen!
Those things were obviously what you ordered, I just ate a little bit.

Cheng Sheng: "Brother Jie, there is an Indian guy with me, he is looking at me and smiling."

"Then you've made a fortune. Your constipation problem has been solved."

"Fuck! Are you treating me like a brother when you say that?"

"Hello, hello? Who are you?"

Beep, beep, a series of busy tones.

The call was hung up.

Cheng Sheng opened his eyes wide, looked at the phone in his hand, and then quickly dialed it.

"Mosimoxi?"

"Don't pretend to be Japanese, Tan Wenjie, I know it's you!"

"Private Marseille, out of service area, hanging up first."

The phone hangs up.

"Depend on!"

Cheng Sheng held up the phone and confided to the restaurant manager: "So you have to be careful when making friends. It's really unlucky to meet such a bad friend who cheats you! You don't have to pity me, let alone let me go. I am willing to suffer this loss!"

He said this and strode out.

Then he was carried back by two strong men holding his arms.

Cheng Sheng lowered his head again.

"..."

"Do you like Indian food?" asked the restaurant manager.

"I was just scaring my friend." Cheng Sheng shook his head like a rattle.

He and the Indian Asan fought back.

After rolling his eyes quickly several times, Cheng Sheng rushed forward quickly. As long as he could control the fat man in front of him first, he could turn defeat into victory.

Escape from here, at worst I can go to Thailand and hide for two days.

"Snapped!"

"Ouch!"

Cheng Sheng fell to the ground.

The restaurant manager took a step back and snorted as he assumed the starting position of the Mantis Fist: "I, Fat Mantis, don't fight. Do you really think I'm just handsome?"

He is always mistaken for a mere decoration because of his handsome appearance. I believe that the other ordinary handsome guy who had eaten in this room before could understand his difficulties.

The restaurant manager looked down at Cheng Sheng, who had a black eye, and said, "There really is an Indian guy in the restaurant. You're lucky."

"No, big boss, no~"

……

"Cheng Sheng must be very happy."

Tan Wenjie was walking on the street.

He helped Cheng Sheng solve his problems, and Cheng Sheng treated him to a meal. It was a fair deal and very reasonable.

Count with your right fingers.

Not far away.

In the wilderness, there are broken houses and abandoned coffins.

A zombie lies in a coffin.

"You smoked so much?"

Tan Wenjie didn't expect that in this era there would still be zombies that absorb yang energy. It seems that they are about to become spirits.

The other party obviously knew that he could not drain the pond to catch fish, and he never sucked blood, but only absorbed Yang energy to increase his strength.

Among zombies, he is definitely a role model of how to live a good life.

But he was unlucky and met Tan Wenjie.

Lightning flashed.

The coffin is destroyed.

I haven't seen Uncle Feng for a long time. He is not interested in Uncle Feng's niece who is called "Little Maggie Cheung". He already has the real Maggie Cheung and Xiaonan.

We communicated through channels and shared what we had. The days when we killed everyone together on the streets of Japan are still vivid in our memory.

As long as you are strong enough, it will be very easy to work with Gillian's nephews and nephews.

When Tan Wenjie called him, he found out that Feng Laosi had once again embarked on the journey of catching drug dealers.

The remaining nephew of Gillian is Lin Zheng.

"It's you!"

Lin Xiaoting was a little surprised when she saw Tan Wenjie.

"Fellow Daoist Lin Zheng is not at home?"

"Dad has returned to the old house." Lin Xiaoting nodded, "Do you have something to talk to him about?"

After not seeing each other for a while, Lin Xiaoting found that Tan Wenjie seemed more handsome than last time.

want to eat.

How come I didn't see how attractive he was before?

Compared to him, the only advantage of her boyfriend is that he is a man in his teens. After the two of them get together, they can subdue demons and monsters.

The world is peaceful now. What’s the point in subduing demons and monsters? It’s better to work hard and make money.

Having no money is scarier than encountering a ghost.

As for love, sorry, she has made vows to every boyfriend and will love whoever is in front of her.

Of course, there is a prerequisite, that is, she now feels that Tan Wenjie possesses absolute charm.

"Do you want to come in and sit down?" Lin Xiaoting took a half step back.

Tan Wenjie: “…”

Something is burning.

He blinked and glanced around the house.

Lin Zheng must be hiding in some corner, maybe trying to force a match between them. Tan Wenjie would not refuse the meat that was delivered to his door, but he firmly refused to call Lin Zheng his father-in-law.

There are endless beauties in the world, but your energy is limited, so there is no need to waste your limited energy on an inexhaustible resource.

"Okay." Tan Wenjie walked in.

"What would you like to drink?" Lin Xiaoting asked.

"Yeah, water is good."

A minute later, a can of beer was placed in front of him.

Tan Wenjie: “…”

Could it be that Lin Zheng really had some secret trick to hide his aura that could even deceive his own eyes?

"Do you and my dad often catch ghosts together?" Lin Xiaoting asked with interest.

"Not often." Tan Wenjie shook his head.

"why?"

"Your father is too weak."

"..."

He's handsome, but can't chat.

If she hadn't really been attracted by Tan Wenjie's looks, she would have definitely turned around and left.

Wait, this is your home, you should let him leave.

"hehe."

"I'm telling you the truth. Your father's talent is average, his strength is not that good, and he got married early and lost his virginity, which has caused his vital energy to leak out. He has already reached the limit of his cultivation."

Lin Xiaoting's eyes lit up: "So, your essence hasn't leaked out?"

I don't think she would really see a virgin chicken.

In fact, she doesn’t really like to eat tender food... Well, who doesn’t like to eat tender food?

"I have a high talent." Tan Wenjie said lightly, "What's the big deal about a mere leakage of Yuan Yang?"

You can make up for it by eating some apricots and dates.

"I……"

"I'll go back first." Tan Wenjie stood up without giving Lin Xiaoting a chance.

He is not the kind of pervert who would let his second brother control his eldest brother.

This is just a beauty, he has tasted better ones, don't try to seduce him.

After leaving Lin Zheng's house, Tan Wenjie poured the wine into his mouth and threw it into the trash can.

The phone suddenly rang at this moment.

"Hello, who is it?"

"It's me, Lin Zheng." Lin Zheng's voice was low, "I went back to my hometown and found someone was doing something to harm people."

Tan Wenjie: “…”

Don't these people have any other ways to entertain themselves besides performing rituals to harm others?

"Then?"

"There is a lady who was skinned naked, and now she is still angry."

"This is easy. Put the phone next to the body."

the other side.

Lin Zheng was standing with a group of young people, and in front of them was a strange bamboo barrel.

Just this morning, Lin Zheng and this group of young people took a boat back to the small island where they were from. They just met by chance, but they didn't expect that troubles would come one after another after returning to the island.

A developer wanted him to sell the old house and use it to build an amusement park.

Before Lin Zheng could sternly refuse and denounce the ugly faces of the capitalists, a female ghost wrapped in resentment flew out and wanted to kill people.

And they kill anyone they see.

A few days ago, Lin Zheng was injured while helping the police solve a case. His injuries have not yet healed. Facing the skin-shedding ghost, he also has to protect a group of young people with mental disorders who are running around making a fuss. It is difficult for him to organize an effective defense.

At this time he thought of Tan Wenjie.

I just wanted to give it a try, but I didn’t expect that we would actually get in touch.

A group of people gathered together trembling.

"Uncle, is your friend reliable?"

"Yeah uncle, we are almost dying, when will he come to help?"

The young man's teeth were chattering uncontrollably as he spoke.

"Shh, be quiet!" Lin Zheng put the phone next to the female corpse's ear.

But the young people couldn't calm down. They opened their mouths wide and watched a ferocious female ghost swooping down from the sky.

Everyone was powerless, and the only one capable of resisting, Lin Zheng, was so busy on the phone that he didn't notice the approaching danger.

At the critical moment.

"Get out!" an angry shout came from the phone.

The female corpse suddenly trembled, and black smoke came out of her mouth, nose and other orifices.

At the same time, the female ghost swooping down from the horizon was struck by lightning that appeared out of nowhere, and fell down screaming "Ahhhh".

In a word, subdue demons and monsters.

"Hiss——" The young people looked at the phone in shock.

It was the first time they had seen how ghosts could be caught in this way.

This is the real top master.

Lin Zheng was also frightened by Tan Wenjie's sudden shout, and he didn't expect that he could drive away the ghost with just one word.

It would be great if he was my son-in-law, but unfortunately my daughter doesn't like him.

(End of this chapter)