Chapter 594: Who needs a mother when there is an uncle?

Chapter 594: Who needs a mother when there is an uncle?

The second day of the Lunar New Year!

"Mom, we're here to see you!" Song Xianxian shouted as she entered her mother-in-law's house.

"Grandma, we're here!" Tingting and Yangyang shouted to grandma loudly.

Cao Dongfang wanted to laugh. This was all taught by Song Xianxian when they went out this morning.

"Grandma is old and has poor hearing. If you don't shout louder, she won't hear you!"

Song Xianxian always keeps a teasing attitude towards her mother-in-law.

I wish you success!

"I heard you, Song Xianxian, you don't have to shout so loudly, I can hear you. Dongfang, Tingting, Yangyang is here, come in quickly!" The mother-in-law was very dissatisfied with Song Xianxian.

"Mom, Happy New Year!" Cao Dongfang wished his mother-in-law a happy new year.

"Grandma, Happy New Year!"

"Grandma, Happy New Year!"

Tingting and Yangyang also wished their mother-in-law a happy new year.

"Uncle, uncle is here!" Duoduo heard Cao Dongfang's voice.

Duoduo walked towards the door with his short legs.

"Walk slower, don't fall." Mo Jinlan shouted from behind.

Duoduo couldn't hear at all. Who would need her mother when she had her uncle?

"Duoduo, Happy New Year! After we finish our meal, we will go home with uncle and he will play with you.

"Has Duoduo been well behaved at home these days? Has he listened to his grandma and mom?" Cao Dongfang squatted down and asked Duoduo!

"Uncle, okay, I'll be obedient!" Duoduo spoke again and nodded.

"Duoduo is so good! Your uncle will give Duoduo a big red envelope later!" Cao Dongfang said and led Duoduo to the living room.

"Happy New Year to second brother and second sister-in-law! Happy New Year to third brother and Jinlan! Happy New Year to Chunyu and Chunsheng!" Cao Dongfang greeted the adults and gave a red envelope to Chunyu, Chunsheng and Duoduo respectively.

"Happy New Year, uncle! Thank you, uncle!" Song Chunyu wished Cao Dongfang a happy new year.

"Happy New Year, uncle! Thank you, uncle!"

"Thank you, uncle!" Duoduo said very obediently.

"You're welcome!" Cao Dongfang sat down on the sofa.

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Song Qianli, "Dongfang, you are fine now. The war in Monkey Country went on so fast. It's only been half a month, not much worse than the two years we fought in the north!"

Cao Dongfang, “The faster we fight, the more people will die, and the more doomed the Monkey Kingdom will be.

In the past half month, 1.6 million people died in the Northern Monkeys, including 150,000 soldiers! All the living people were buried under the order of the Southern Monkey Wu Sikai.

The Southern Monkeys had less than 450,000 regular troops, 370,000 of whom died in battle and nearly 80,000 surrendered. Add to that the Eagle Sauce’s aircraft carrier formation and landing fleet, and the losses were huge!

Song Qianli, "You dare to kill 1.6 million Northern Monkeys and Southern Monkeys, how awesome!"

"You northern monkeys claim that everyone is a soldier, but the southern monkeys have only one word: 'kill'! Kill them all. There is no need for guerrillas or government troops. The civil war is terrible!"

"What about the Eagles? They suffered such a big loss. They won't let the Northern Monkeys go easily with the world's first nuclear-powered aircraft carrier!" Song Qianguo asked.

"The world's first nuclear-powered aircraft carrier is useless. Without a good anti-missile system, it is just a target. This is all made up by the Eagle Sauce people themselves. It is not practical at all.

The hawks are already taking revenge, using planes and missiles to cut the northern monkeys off by ten meters and blow them up! "Cao Dongfang has no feelings about the current aircraft carrier.

Song Qianguo, "The Eagles are so cruel. How much money do they need to cut off ten meters? They are really rich!"

"The Eagles are just thinking about it, they can't do it, and the Russians are also transporting missiles to the Northern Monkeys.

Last time the missiles were fired at the navy, this time they are fired at the air force and army of the Eagle Sauce people in the South Monkey country. The Eagle Sauce people will not feel good about it! "

"Poor Eagle kid, it seems like they are at a disadvantage in this battle!"

Song Qianguo: "Dongfang, how many people are there in Monkey Country? How many troops are there?"

Less than 31 million, the Southern Monkey Army has more than 1.3 million, the Northern Monkey Army has 950,000, and 600,000 guerrillas.

There are less than two million men under the age of sixty on both sides, and the remaining less than one million men are those under ten, over sixty, and the disabled.

The male-to-female ratio is almost 1:10, a great place for men! "Cao Dongfang was quite emotional.

"Fuck, a country has lost all its men, what's the point of fighting? Aren't you just courting death?

Men there are happy as long as they are not dead, and it is not a big deal for any of them to marry three wives and four concubines! "Song Qianguo was very envious.

"Song Qianguo, you seem to be very envious of having three wives and four concubines!" Mo Jinlan asked.

"It's just a saying, don't take it seriously. It would be better to kill all the monkey people!" Song Qianguo explained quickly.

"The Monkey Kingdom is on the verge of death. The Eagles suffered such a heavy loss this time. The Northern Monkeys are in big trouble. After the Eagles blow up the Northern Monkeys, what else do they have?" Song Qianli shook his head, disagreeing with the Northern Monkeys' way of fighting.

Cao Dongfang, "The Monkey Kingdom's affairs have little to do with us!"

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"Uncle, eat!" Duoduo gave Cao Dongfang a fruit leather.

"Uncle, don't eat yet. Eat more or less!"

"Eat, uncle, feed me!" Duoduo wanted to eat.

"Uncle, hey, Duoduo has grown up now, and can eat some fruit leather."

"Duoduo, you have never brought snacks to dad. Dad feels so pitiful and will be sad." Song Qianguo pretended to be sad.

Duoduo looked at Song Qianguo with her big eyes for a few seconds, then she reacted and pointed with her little hand at the fruit plate where the snacks were.

Then...then said, "Uncle, eat!"

"Hahaha, Qian Guo, you can't do that. I'll tell you where the fruit plate is and let you eat it by yourself!" Song Qianli laughed.

Mo Jinlan, "Don't mention Qian Guo, it seems like Duoduo is giving snacks to others for the first time!

"Then I have to thank Duoduo. Uncle feeds Duoduo. Duoduo must share snacks with everyone in the future. Good things should be shared with others! Especially those close to you. Duoduo is the best." Cao Dongfang began to praise Duoduo again.

"Hehe, Duoduo, be good. Share!" Duoduo laughed again. Children like to be praised.

"Okay, Duoduo got it, let's eat fruit leather!"

Cao Dongfang separated the fruit leather into small pieces and let Duoduo eat it by himself. He is old enough and doesn't need to be fed specially.

"Duoduo, let's drink juice. What flavor do you like?"

“Smells…smells…smells!”

I still don’t know the name of the juice I like to drink.

"It's a banana! Duoduo, do you like banana juice or small pieces of banana?" Cao Dongfang asked her.

"Juicy! I love it!"

"Wait a minute, uncle will make you banana juice!"

"Dongfang, let me go!" Song Qianguo and Mo Jinlan wanted to go at the same time.

"No need for you, let me do it. It's better for children and the elderly to drink more original fruit juice. Mom, what flavor do you want to drink! Chunyu, where is Chunsheng!" Cao Dongfang asked his mother-in-law.

“Give me a glass of peach juice without sugar!”

"Uncle, do you have any strawberry juice?"

"Uncle, I want strawberry juice too!"

...

I'll make it, it'll be ready soon! "Cao Dongfang went into the kitchen to make juice.

In less than five minutes, Cao Dongfang prepared juice for everyone and brought it out with Song Xianxian and Mo Jinlan.

Song Qianguo, "So fast, it only takes me this long to do it for one person!"

"Dongfang doesn't use a juicer to make juice. There are twelve of us in total, and twelve kinds of fruits are suspended on the cups at the same time, and the juice will flow into the cups in a short while. No hands are used at all!" Mo Jinlan explained how Cao Dongfang makes juice.

"Wow, Dongfang, this is martial arts again, you are awesome!" Song Qianli admired.

“This method is great!”

"My uncle is awesome!" Duoduo suddenly said.

"Duoduo is really honest. My uncle thinks so too. Duoduo, drink banana juice and apple juice in the future. They are both nutritious juices!"

Cao Dongfang, you are really not humble. No wonder Song Xianxian becomes so proud when she meets you.

You really don't teach others to be humble.

Duoduo is almost finished.

"Okay!" Duoduo nodded.

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Song Qianli, "Dongfang, we need to change the tax law and implement it after the Chinese New Year. We will make some minor changes to the tax law you gave us and implement it after the Chinese New Year!"

"It's not a big deal. 'Strong trunks and weak branches', with them around, nothing serious will happen!"

"Is there any problem with the tax law?" Song Qianguo asked.

"Isn't this good? What could go wrong?" Song Qianguo asked in confusion.

“Local governments and the military have lost or reduced their income, which is all state funding, and they need approval if they want to do big things!

Without the financial power, they will be unhappy if their cake and cake are touched. It's good this way, as we can bury them now.

These people are all high-ranking officials, I hope they can keep a clear mind! "Cao Dongfang explained to Song Qianguo.

"They are alive, and they dare not move. We can suppress them!"

“I hope so!”